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"Let's begin where we ended Over to Falcon72 currently comparing duvet covers " We'd happily have a beer with you  | |||
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"Let's begin where we ended Over to Falcon72 currently comparing duvet covers We'd happily have a beer with you "What are my options before I suggest 🤔😈😘 | |||
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"Drinks xx " Let's start with a massage and see where it leads | |||
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"Drinks xx Let's start with a massage and see where it leads" Congratulate you on those oxblood Adelaides. Good taste  | |||
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"Drinks xx " Just see how "average" they are. 🤷 | |||
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"Beer" Get him to tuck his knob back into his trousers. | |||
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"Fucking hell, is this fab or an AA meeting So much alcohol 🤣🤣" Nothing 😅 | |||
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"Buy him some pants 🤣" Naked jacuzzi. | |||
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"Buy him some pants 🤣 Naked jacuzzi. " Discuss Uganda | |||
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"Thank them for always fabbing my pics " Tell her to sin | |||
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"Let him watch me get railed "Watch you get railed | |||
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"Find out just how eager he really is to explore 🧐" Be her photgrapher and tease her into playing while showing pics x | |||
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"Find out just how eager he really is to explore 🧐" Anyone with a brain isn't going to refuse 😉😉 | |||
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"Buy him some pants 🤣 Naked jacuzzi. " I'm in !  | |||
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"Buy him some pants 🤣 Naked jacuzzi. I'm in ! "Me too! Can I tempt you with a glass of vino? 🍷 | |||
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"Buy him some pants 🤣 Naked jacuzzi. I'm in !
Me too!
Can I tempt you with a glass of vino? 🍷 "Why thanks gorgeous | |||
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"Buy him some pants 🤣 Naked jacuzzi. I'm in !
Me too!
Can I tempt you with a glass of vino? 🍷 "Finish a bottle of wine and dance like idiots x | |||
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"Buy him some pants 🤣 Naked jacuzzi. I'm in !
Me too!
Can I tempt you with a glass of vino? 🍷
Why thanks gorgeous "I'll pick Daizy up for you | |||
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"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥 " Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it! | |||
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"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥 Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it!" I will wait on the queue | |||
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"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥 Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it! I will wait on the queue" Hahaha please form an orderly line... | |||
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"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥 Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it! I will wait on the queue Hahaha please form an orderly line... "Dont worry I am very patient  | |||
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"Find out just how eager he really is to explore 🧐" Is that an offer? | |||
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"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥 Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it! I will wait on the queue Hahaha please form an orderly line...
Dont worry I am very patient "You'll need to be, a couple firstly...😞😞 | |||
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"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥 Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it! I will wait on the queue Hahaha please form an orderly line...
Dont worry I am very patient
You'll need to be, a couple firstly...😞😞"Even by myself I am too much sometimes hahah | |||
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"There's reality n fantasy.... In my fantasy of course I would.... Couple or not.... "How long is the queue in you head  | |||
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"There's reality n fantasy.... In my fantasy of course I would.... Couple or not.... "Try my luck because holy crap 🥵🥵 | |||
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"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃" Put over my knee 😉 | |||
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"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 Put over my knee 😉" Take em out for a pint! | |||
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"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 Put over my knee 😉" Have a bowl of cocoa pops with | |||
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"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 Put over my knee 😉 Have a bowl of cocoa pops with" Have a nibble on her nipple  | |||
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"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 Put over my knee 😉 Have a bowl of cocoa pops with Have a nibble on her nipple "Take then out for a lint, and dinner. 😁 Noodles? Noodles. | |||
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"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 Put over my knee 😉 Have a bowl of cocoa pops with Have a nibble on her nipple "Continue massage till she has light bulb moment 😉😉 | |||
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"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 Put over my knee 😉 Have a bowl of cocoa pops with Have a nibble on her nipple
Take then out for a lint, and dinner. 😁
Noodles? Noodles."Go to a live music gig with | |||
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"Take the three guys above to a hoe down 🤠🤠🤠" Ask if she’s the bucking bronco 🤣 | |||
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"Take the three guys above to a hoe down 🤠🤠🤠" More like a hose down?? 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Steal his socks " Angle grind his balcony ...give me my fookin socks back | |||
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"My socks now "Buy him his very own new socks Donna x | |||
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"My socks now
Buy him his very own new socks
Donna x"Snuggle and cuddle and if it led to more Imit would be amazing. | |||
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"My socks now
Buy him his very own new socks
Donna x
Snuggle and cuddle and if it led to more Imit would be amazing. "Pint and we are grabbing lunch! | |||
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"My socks now
Buy him his very own new socks
Donna x
Snuggle and cuddle and if it led to more Imit would be amazing. Pint and we are grabbing lunch!"Pint | |||
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"Fuck all day long! Donna x" Be lunch for Sir toot and myself. | |||
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"Fuck all day long! Donna x" I'd be down for cuddles, cuddles are good! | |||
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"Fuck all day long! Donna x I'd be down for cuddles, cuddles are good!" I’d definitely reciprocate those cuddles Donna x | |||
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"To the two above cuddles and rum. "Rum | |||
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"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too " Sorry, posted at the same time. Cuddles and rum….happy days x | |||
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"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too " Rum and cuddles? I’ll be right over | |||
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"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too Rum and cuddles? I’ll be right over " Cuddle party? Cuddle party. | |||
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"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too Rum and cuddles? I’ll be right over Cuddle party? Cuddle party." Brings the blankets | |||
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"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too Rum and cuddles? I’ll be right over Cuddle party? Cuddle party. Brings the blankets" Remove the blankets and your clothes.. | |||
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"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too Rum and cuddles? I’ll be right over Cuddle party? Cuddle party. Brings the blankets" help him Satisfy her every need | |||
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"Beers" A pint and some snacks! | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks!" Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣" Nervous no more my guy 
Chaperone you instead. | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead."Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk "Cross the road | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road "Teach manners | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners "Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.  | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search. "Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣"Tell him how clever he is | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is"Make her swallow my 'baton' | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is"Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘"Anything that the lady requires! x | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Anything that the lady requires! x"Stroke his beard x | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘"Kiss and make up 🖤 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤"Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Anything that the lady requires! x
Stroke his beard x"😍 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Anything that the lady requires! x
Stroke his beard x
😍"Then lick him head to toe hehe 🙊 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Anything that the lady requires! x
Stroke his beard x
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Then lick him head to toe hehe 🙊"Strip her, tease her, fuck her and repeat | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣"Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣
Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all"Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣
Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all
Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣"Go socks shopping | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣
Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all
Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣
Go socks shopping "Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣
Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all
Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣
Go socks shopping
Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣"Never met her. I was adopted. | |||
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Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣
Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all
Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣
Go socks shopping
Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣
Never met her. I was adopted."Ask him what washing liquid he uses for them tighty whiteys | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣
Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all
Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣
Go socks shopping
Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣
Never met her. I was adopted."Send a free DNA test | |||
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"Fuck" Your not the first to say that about D.O tonight.... shockingly 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣
Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all
Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣
Go socks shopping
Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣
Never met her. I was adopted.
Send a free DNA test"Or a broom right up your arse. As long as it gets out of the mouth, even if it’s not a pike it still counts as impalement | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣
Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all
Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣
Go socks shopping
Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣
Never met her. I was adopted.
Send a free DNA test
Or a broom right up your arse.
As long as it gets out of the mouth, even if it’s not a pike it still counts as impalement "Rename ‘Vlad’ | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣
Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all
Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣
Go socks shopping
Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣
Never met her. I was adopted.
Send a free DNA test
Or a broom right up your arse.
As long as it gets out of the mouth, even if it’s not a pike it still counts as impalement
Rename ‘Vlad’ "All the ladies will be singing "and I'm feeling vlad all over...yes I am, Vlad all over...cause your miiiiiiine" 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Beers A pint and some snacks! Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣 Nervous no more my guy
Chaperone you instead.
Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk
Cross the road
Teach manners
Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.
Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣
Tell him how clever he is
Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘
Kiss and make up 🖤
Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣
Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all
Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣
Go socks shopping
Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣
Never met her. I was adopted.
Send a free DNA test
Or a broom right up your arse.
As long as it gets out of the mouth, even if it’s not a pike it still counts as impalement
Rename ‘Vlad’
All the ladies will be singing "and I'm feeling vlad all over...yes I am, Vlad all over...cause your miiiiiiine" 🤣🤣"Rip his lungs off. | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice " Check his cool bike out 👀 | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀" take her out for a drink first | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first " Debate the correct spelling of Whisky | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky" I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider " Invite over to the West Country for proper Cider | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider Invite over to the West Country for proper Cider " Disgusting stuff!! | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider Invite over to the West Country for proper Cider Disgusting stuff!! " All the more for us | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider Invite over to the West Country for proper Cider Disgusting stuff!! All the more for us " You can keep it too 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider Invite over to the West Country for proper Cider Disgusting stuff!! All the more for us You can keep it too 🤣🤣" Each to their own | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider Invite over to the West Country for proper Cider Disgusting stuff!! All the more for us You can keep it too 🤣🤣" cronins cider brewed in Co Kerry | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider Invite over to the West Country for proper Cider Disgusting stuff!! All the more for us You can keep it too 🤣🤣cronins cider brewed in Co Kerry " Get a flight to Ireland | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider Get on my knees Invite over to the West Country for proper Cider Disgusting stuff!! All the more for us You can keep it too 🤣🤣cronins cider brewed in Co Kerry Get a flight to Ireland " | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider Get on my knees Invite over to the West Country for proper Cider Disgusting stuff!! All the more for us You can keep it too 🤣🤣cronins cider brewed in Co Kerry Get a flight to Ireland " I had to work out what youd added to this 🤣 | |||
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"Give him some underwear advice Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider Get on my knees Invite over to the West Country for proper Cider Disgusting stuff!! All the more for us You can keep it too 🤣🤣cronins cider brewed in Co Kerry Get a flight to Ireland " Unzip | |||
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"Lick her to orgasm " Same  | |||
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"Lick her to orgasm " Slowly rub my fingers down ur pussy | |||
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"Lick her to orgasm Slowly rub my fingers down ur pussy" Coffee | |||
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"Lick her to orgasm Slowly rub my fingers down ur pussy Coffee " Pinch his coffee | |||
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"Drink the coffee " Love to slip my cock in that beautiful ass x | |||
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"Let people worship us" Sounds like heaven | |||
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"Let people worship us" Check out her wearing her underwear and helping her keep changing them | |||
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"U will be there for ever hubby buys me lots to wear " love to help you change them | |||
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"Love to shower in them " Join them in PDI for lots of sun soaked fun | |||
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"U will be there for ever hubby buys me lots to wear " I won't mind always find time for a lovely lady. | |||
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