FabSwingers.com forum: Worst message you’ve had…

By *ungMarried2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Halifax

Let’s have some fun. What’s the worst message you’ve had on Fab?

Don’t mention names, keep it anonymous

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
2 weeks ago

Inverness

Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail.

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By *ungMarried2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Halifax

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

Sounds a bit woof

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By *unfabhopesMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Oh too many to count

Guy a few night ago asked if I would fuck him and his brother. Then said he could add another cock. Then offered me money to do it.

Or the many guys who send messages, don't get replies, spam Then turn ruse or cruel.

I just block, or report if its bad enough

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By *r and Mrs GravestoneCouple
2 weeks ago

Tinsel Town

A couples profile that included a devil emoji telling me how bad my fanny looked. Think they described it as a dogs dinner

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By *nya NeesWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail.

Sounds a bit woof"

Good job you didn't go for it,could have been a really hairy situation 😂

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By *nya NeesWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

"A couples profile that included a devil emoji telling me how bad my fanny looked. Think they described it as a dogs dinner"

Looked at your profile, obviously to see if it does look like the aforementioned dogs dinner. I can categorically confirm that your pussy is nothing like a dogs dinner 😘

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By *oubleSwingCouple
2 weeks ago

N. Wales

Unsolicited cum tributes. Printed out ones. The effort! 🫣

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By *ungMarried2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Halifax

"A couples profile that included a devil emoji telling me how bad my fanny looked. Think they described it as a dogs dinner"

It’s a very nice looking dogs dinner. Michelin star quality.

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By *ungMarried2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Halifax

"Unsolicited cum tributes. Printed out ones. The effort! 🫣"

Not very eco friendly! Think of the environment for goodness sake!

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By *r and Mrs GravestoneCouple
2 weeks ago

Tinsel Town

Oh but I do have pics from the morning after with it looking like a piece of tenderised chicken. Arrh good times

Don’t show those pics, they would invoke some not so nice messages

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By *oubleSwingCouple
2 weeks ago

N. Wales

"Unsolicited cum tributes. Printed out ones. The effort! 🫣

Not very eco friendly! Think of the environment for goodness sake!"

I hope they recycled me! 🤣

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By *ongAndThick123Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Someone sent me a photo of themselves covered in poo. Worst message I’ve ever received

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By *nya NeesWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

"Someone sent me a photo of themselves covered in poo. Worst message I’ve ever received "

And I have since apologised

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By *ungMarried2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Halifax

"Someone sent me a photo of themselves covered in poo. Worst message I’ve ever received "

That’s a bit shitty!

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By *ieandteaseMan
2 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Worst is always a string of letter m

You waste a few minutes outlining a fantasy idea and the lazy shits with no literal brain simply repeat press m

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By *ob54300Man
2 weeks ago

Basildon

Must admit I'm rubbish at knowing what to put, so normally type it out then delete and bottle out of sending one

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By *urvyBunnyWoman
2 weeks ago

Suffolk

Someone was talking about their kid and then described them as a nudist. Definitely a gross way to describe a child. Immediately reported and blocked

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
2 weeks ago

Port Talbot

We keep getting a message asking for the Mrs to be paid to be taken to a hotel to have a fight with another girl and then get “taken care of” by a group of guys.

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By *WC 101Man
2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail.

Sounds a bit woof"

The guy is probably a bit ruff around the edges …..

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By *aomilatteCouple
2 weeks ago

Midlands

A Man offered to be used as a toilet

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By *xXGemEcsXxXCouple
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Either the guy that wanted me to drive an hour at 1am to “suck him dry” because he was so hard and horny or the guy who’s opening messsge was “I want to cum up you” 😩

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By *unkentguyMan
2 weeks ago

near by

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

That's fucked up

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By *aralluWoman
2 weeks ago

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Can I post two?!

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By *xXGemEcsXxXCouple
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

"We keep getting a message asking for the Mrs to be paid to be taken to a hotel to have a fight with another girl and then get “taken care of” by a group of guys. "

Oh we’ve had a few like this except I’m sure some sort of foodstuff was also mentioned 🤣

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By *octor WhenMan
2 weeks ago

GLASGOW

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

Fecking hell! Some sick people.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

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By *aralluWoman
2 weeks ago

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So, Thursday I had a message from a guy I was due to meet just as I was leaving to head to said meet, to tell me he was cancelling cos he’d ’pulled in the hotel bar and couldn’t turn it down’!

Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’

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By *an8iMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

I had one from a couple who said put some effort into messaging us or it will get deleted no 'hi' or 'how are you' messages so i wrote a really polite message starting with their password attached a face pic as requested then got a message back just saying 'Hi' never bothered replying.

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By *an8iMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

"So, Thursday I had a message from a guy I was due to meet just as I was leaving to head to said meet, to tell me he was cancelling cos he’d ’pulled in the hotel bar and couldn’t turn it down’!

Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’

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there loss you are stunning

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By *aralluWoman
2 weeks ago

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Awww thanks

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
2 weeks ago

Medway

"Someone sent me a photo of themselves covered in poo. Worst message I’ve ever received "

This one made me gasp..

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By *olinOfBathMan
2 weeks ago

Corsham

"A couples profile that included a devil emoji telling me how bad my fanny looked. Think they described it as a dogs dinner"

Woof, woof!!!

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
2 weeks ago

Medway

"Someone was talking about their kid and then described them as a nudist. Definitely a gross way to describe a child. Immediately reported and blocked"

My god.

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I just received a message from a guy to say I'm too big to play with

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By *olinOfBathMan
2 weeks ago

Corsham

Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’

If it weren't for your upper age limit...

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By *aralluWoman
2 weeks ago

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Sorry! Done the older guys in my younger days, I’m now a fan of the younger guys (that just ghost/cancel on me 🤣)

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By *ynamicnatureMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

After a couple of nice messages between us, she gave me her number and asked me to call her at 9pm the next day.

I called at 9:05 and she didn't pick up.

I received a message about 20min later saying,

"You missed your chance and besides that, your far to old, skinny and very ugly!"

I thanked her for her feedback and wished her all the best for 2025

I think I dodged a bullet with that lady,😅

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By *eo BillsMan
2 weeks ago

Westcliff On Sea

I hate the ones like I’de suck you! Just that, not even a Hello I saw your profile…

I think some people need to learn how to communicate better

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By *im n Her 68Couple
2 weeks ago

Garvagh

Give you £200 for a night with the whore. Let's say we reported him and blocked him.

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By *zBoy123Man
2 weeks ago

London.

Only gasped? I puked........

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By *issmorganWoman
2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I had one and he told me how he went in his mums undies drawer and had a wank-block.

Also a bloke who wanted me to role play being his sister

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By *ojangles69Woman
2 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’

Luckily escape there!!! Ah the weight thing ....unless I'm sitting on your face my weight doesn't concern you!!

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By *acky RacersCouple
7 days ago

Lincoln

We received a message that said:

Fuck?

To which we replied:

Off!

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By *oonbath89Man
7 days ago

radstock

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

Sounds like he was barking up the wrong tree

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By *G74Woman
7 days ago

Blackburn

Recieved a message asking if I'd be interested in "unbirthing" which I made the mistake of googling ... I cant unseen that now

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By *G74Woman
7 days ago

Blackburn

A few guys messaging me who I didnt reply to as they obviously hadn't read my profile about only club meets ... started sending me messages about watching my status about going to clubs and would be waiting for me to come out and follow me back to my car, even to where I was staying and they were going to fuck me whether i liked it or not ... people boggle my mind sometimes, I mean seriously WTF!?

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By *oonbath89Man
7 days ago

radstock

Mine wasn’t the worst in terms of abuse or anything more of a request , I was at a butlins 90s weekend and they messaged saying they was there and we sent a few messages then one night they said if they leave the door open can I walk in piss over the misses and if I can could I take a shit on her and walk out …..safe to say I decided to stay and watch b*witched

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By *ell I WonderMan
7 days ago

Staines

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail.

Sounds a bit woof"

Or a bit ruff!

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By *ewtfaceMan
7 days ago

Bracknell

Despite my profile saying I'm straight, I get fairly regular messages from men wanting to suck me off. Thanks, but, uh....no thanks.

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By *avexxMan
7 days ago

cheshire

some of these messages have made me laugh.. but some of these people are fkn sick weirdos

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By *ff_to_button_moonCouple
7 days ago

Button Moon (S.Central Hampshire)

We had one a couple of days ago from a single guy saying that he wanted to 'breed my wife'. Our profile makes it pretty damn clear that we only play safe. I guess that is a pretty tame by standards already posted on here, but it did make us chuckle.

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By *ocky bearMan
7 days ago

Walthamstow

I had one where a guy of a couple asked me if I could do a number 2 on his chest as his wife pegs him the piss in his mouth

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By *eborah69Woman
7 days ago

pudsey

Asking me if I got promotion by sleeping with my boss

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By *ocktowerMan
7 days ago

north Wales and Bulgaria.

Done with pleasure

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
7 days ago

rochdale

Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’

Well I think you look lovely.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
7 days ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Ive had a few messages basically saying they wanted to kill me. One that told me to kill myself and my family.

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By *udie NudieMan
7 days ago

Newcastle

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By *lofeldMan
7 days ago

Redhill

Dunno about the worst, but the most irritating are "meet now", like I'm a deep cover agent being activated by a couple of words.

Just weird.

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By *ets_Wank_TogetherMan
7 days ago

Skelmersdale

The worst one to ever get is, "Hi".

I'd honestly rather have any of the other ones above because at least those shows some degree of effort and a willingness to engage with more than a few randomly sparking brain cells.

They may be deranged, unpleasant or not to your liking but at least they typed more than two letters.

Evidently some people think that two letters is all the effort I'm worth going to.

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By *ornycougaWoman
7 days ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Been asked to take a dump on a guy's face. Occasionally get messages from guys who go into graphic detail about wanting to physically abuse and degrade me 🤮

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
7 days ago

north of lincoln

We got one from a tv/ts asking us to follow their disabled younger brothers train channel on YouTube. Totally random . Had to screenshot it to show people how odd fab is

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
7 days ago

Medway

"Recieved a message asking if I'd be interested in "unbirthing" which I made the mistake of googling ... I cant unseen that now

I'm scared...but I won't Google it!

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
7 days ago

Medway

"Asking me if I got promotion by sleeping with my boss "

This one made me lol!

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