FabSwingers.com forum: Worst message you’ve had…

By *ungMarried2020 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Kings Cross (Visiting 11-13th March)

Let’s have some fun. What’s the worst message you’ve had on Fab?

Don’t mention names, keep it anonymous

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail.

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By *ungMarried2020 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Kings Cross (Visiting 11-13th March)

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

Sounds a bit woof

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By *unfabhopesMan
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

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By *ympho6969Woman
7 weeks ago

glasgow

Oh too many to count

Guy a few night ago asked if I would fuck him and his brother. Then said he could add another cock. Then offered me money to do it.

Or the many guys who send messages, don't get replies, spam Then turn ruse or cruel.

I just block, or report if its bad enough

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By *r and Mrs GravestoneCouple
7 weeks ago

Tinsel Town

A couples profile that included a devil emoji telling me how bad my fanny looked. Think they described it as a dogs dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail.

Sounds a bit woof"

Good job you didn't go for it,could have been a really hairy situation 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"A couples profile that included a devil emoji telling me how bad my fanny looked. Think they described it as a dogs dinner"

Looked at your profile, obviously to see if it does look like the aforementioned dogs dinner. I can categorically confirm that your pussy is nothing like a dogs dinner 😘

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
7 weeks ago

N. Wales

Unsolicited cum tributes. Printed out ones. The effort! 🫣

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By *ungMarried2020 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Kings Cross (Visiting 11-13th March)

"A couples profile that included a devil emoji telling me how bad my fanny looked. Think they described it as a dogs dinner"

It’s a very nice looking dogs dinner. Michelin star quality.

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By *ungMarried2020 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Kings Cross (Visiting 11-13th March)

"Unsolicited cum tributes. Printed out ones. The effort! 🫣"

Not very eco friendly! Think of the environment for goodness sake!

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By *r and Mrs GravestoneCouple
7 weeks ago

Tinsel Town

Oh but I do have pics from the morning after with it looking like a piece of tenderised chicken. Arrh good times

Don’t show those pics, they would invoke some not so nice messages

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
7 weeks ago

N. Wales

"Unsolicited cum tributes. Printed out ones. The effort! 🫣

Not very eco friendly! Think of the environment for goodness sake!"

I hope they recycled me! 🤣

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By *ongAndThick123Man
7 weeks ago

Taunton

Someone sent me a photo of themselves covered in poo. Worst message I’ve ever received

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"Someone sent me a photo of themselves covered in poo. Worst message I’ve ever received "

And I have since apologised

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By *ungMarried2020 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Kings Cross (Visiting 11-13th March)

"Someone sent me a photo of themselves covered in poo. Worst message I’ve ever received "

That’s a bit shitty!

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By *ieandteaseMan
7 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Worst is always a string of letter m

You waste a few minutes outlining a fantasy idea and the lazy shits with no literal brain simply repeat press m

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Must admit I'm rubbish at knowing what to put, so normally type it out then delete and bottle out of sending one

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By *urvyBunnyWoman
7 weeks ago

Suffolk

Someone was talking about their kid and then described them as a nudist. Definitely a gross way to describe a child. Immediately reported and blocked

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
7 weeks ago

Port Talbot

We keep getting a message asking for the Mrs to be paid to be taken to a hotel to have a fight with another girl and then get “taken care of” by a group of guys.

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By *WC 101Man
7 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail.

Sounds a bit woof"

The guy is probably a bit ruff around the edges …..

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By *aomilatteCouple
7 weeks ago

Midlands

A Man offered to be used as a toilet

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

Either the guy that wanted me to drive an hour at 1am to “suck him dry” because he was so hard and horny or the guy who’s opening messsge was “I want to cum up you” 😩

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By *unkentguyMan
7 weeks ago

near by

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

That's fucked up

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By *aralluWoman
7 weeks ago

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Can I post two?!

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

"We keep getting a message asking for the Mrs to be paid to be taken to a hotel to have a fight with another girl and then get “taken care of” by a group of guys. "

Oh we’ve had a few like this except I’m sure some sort of foodstuff was also mentioned 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

Fecking hell! Some sick people.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Sitting on the table

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By *ympho6969Woman
7 weeks ago

glasgow

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By *aralluWoman
7 weeks ago

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So, Thursday I had a message from a guy I was due to meet just as I was leaving to head to said meet, to tell me he was cancelling cos he’d ’pulled in the hotel bar and couldn’t turn it down’!

Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’

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By *an8iMan
7 weeks ago

Bilston

I had one from a couple who said put some effort into messaging us or it will get deleted no 'hi' or 'how are you' messages so i wrote a really polite message starting with their password attached a face pic as requested then got a message back just saying 'Hi' never bothered replying.

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By *an8iMan
7 weeks ago

Bilston

"So, Thursday I had a message from a guy I was due to meet just as I was leaving to head to said meet, to tell me he was cancelling cos he’d ’pulled in the hotel bar and couldn’t turn it down’!

Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’

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there loss you are stunning

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By *aralluWoman
7 weeks ago

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Awww thanks

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
7 weeks ago

Medway

"Someone sent me a photo of themselves covered in poo. Worst message I’ve ever received "

This one made me gasp..

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By *olinOfBathMan
7 weeks ago

Corsham

"A couples profile that included a devil emoji telling me how bad my fanny looked. Think they described it as a dogs dinner"

Woof, woof!!!

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
7 weeks ago

Medway

"Someone was talking about their kid and then described them as a nudist. Definitely a gross way to describe a child. Immediately reported and blocked"

My god.

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
7 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I just received a message from a guy to say I'm too big to play with

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By *olinOfBathMan
7 weeks ago

Corsham

Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’

If it weren't for your upper age limit...

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By *aralluWoman
7 weeks ago

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Sorry! Done the older guys in my younger days, I’m now a fan of the younger guys (that just ghost/cancel on me 🤣)

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By *ynamicnatureMan
7 weeks ago

Doncaster

After a couple of nice messages between us, she gave me her number and asked me to call her at 9pm the next day.

I called at 9:05 and she didn't pick up.

I received a message about 20min later saying,

"You missed your chance and besides that, your far to old, skinny and very ugly!"

I thanked her for her feedback and wished her all the best for 2025

I think I dodged a bullet with that lady,😅

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By *eo BillsMan
7 weeks ago

Westcliff On Sea

I hate the ones like I’de suck you! Just that, not even a Hello I saw your profile…

I think some people need to learn how to communicate better

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By *im n Her 68Couple
7 weeks ago

Garvagh

Give you £200 for a night with the whore. Let's say we reported him and blocked him.

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By *zBoy123Man
7 weeks ago

London.

Only gasped? I puked........

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By *issmorganWoman
7 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I had one and he told me how he went in his mums undies drawer and had a wank-block.

Also a bloke who wanted me to role play being his sister

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By *ojangles69Woman
7 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’

Luckily escape there!!! Ah the weight thing ....unless I'm sitting on your face my weight doesn't concern you!!

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By *acky RacersCouple
6 weeks ago

Lincoln

We received a message that said:

Fuck?

To which we replied:

Off!

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By *oonbath89Man
6 weeks ago

radstock

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

Sounds like he was barking up the wrong tree

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By *G74Woman
6 weeks ago

Blackburn

Recieved a message asking if I'd be interested in "unbirthing" which I made the mistake of googling ... I cant unseen that now

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By *G74Woman
6 weeks ago

Blackburn

A few guys messaging me who I didnt reply to as they obviously hadn't read my profile about only club meets ... started sending me messages about watching my status about going to clubs and would be waiting for me to come out and follow me back to my car, even to where I was staying and they were going to fuck me whether i liked it or not ... people boggle my mind sometimes, I mean seriously WTF!?

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By *oonbath89Man
6 weeks ago

radstock

Mine wasn’t the worst in terms of abuse or anything more of a request , I was at a butlins 90s weekend and they messaged saying they was there and we sent a few messages then one night they said if they leave the door open can I walk in piss over the misses and if I can could I take a shit on her and walk out …..safe to say I decided to stay and watch b*witched

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By *ell I WonderMan
6 weeks ago

Staines

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail.

Sounds a bit woof"

Or a bit ruff!

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By *ewtfaceMan
6 weeks ago

Bracknell

Despite my profile saying I'm straight, I get fairly regular messages from men wanting to suck me off. Thanks, but, uh....no thanks.

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By *avexxMan
6 weeks ago

cheshire

some of these messages have made me laugh.. but some of these people are fkn sick weirdos

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By *ff_to_button_moonCouple
6 weeks ago

Button Moon (S.Central Hampshire)

We had one a couple of days ago from a single guy saying that he wanted to 'breed my wife'. Our profile makes it pretty damn clear that we only play safe. I guess that is a pretty tame by standards already posted on here, but it did make us chuckle.

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By *ocky bearMan
6 weeks ago

leytonstone

I had one where a guy of a couple asked me if I could do a number 2 on his chest as his wife pegs him the piss in his mouth

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By *eborah69Woman
6 weeks ago

pudsey

Asking me if I got promotion by sleeping with my boss

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By *ocktowerMan
6 weeks ago

north Wales and Bulgaria.

Done with pleasure

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
6 weeks ago

rochdale

Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’

Well I think you look lovely.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Ive had a few messages basically saying they wanted to kill me. One that told me to kill myself and my family.

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By *udie NudieMan
6 weeks ago

Newcastle NE3

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By *lofeldMan
6 weeks ago

Redhill

Dunno about the worst, but the most irritating are "meet now", like I'm a deep cover agent being activated by a couple of words.

Just weird.

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By *ets_Wank_TogetherMan
6 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

The worst one to ever get is, "Hi".

I'd honestly rather have any of the other ones above because at least those shows some degree of effort and a willingness to engage with more than a few randomly sparking brain cells.

They may be deranged, unpleasant or not to your liking but at least they typed more than two letters.

Evidently some people think that two letters is all the effort I'm worth going to.

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By *ornycougaWoman
6 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Been asked to take a dump on a guy's face. Occasionally get messages from guys who go into graphic detail about wanting to physically abuse and degrade me 🤮

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
6 weeks ago

north of lincoln

We got one from a tv/ts asking us to follow their disabled younger brothers train channel on YouTube. Totally random . Had to screenshot it to show people how odd fab is

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
6 weeks ago

Medway

"Recieved a message asking if I'd be interested in "unbirthing" which I made the mistake of googling ... I cant unseen that now

I'm scared...but I won't Google it!

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
6 weeks ago

Medway

"Asking me if I got promotion by sleeping with my boss "

This one made me lol!

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By *WBiOnlyCoupleCouple
5 weeks ago

St Helens

"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨

He went into detail. "

We had one do that a couple of weeks ago. Degenerates.

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By *aralluWoman
5 weeks ago

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Love this!

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By *aralluWoman
5 weeks ago

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I think this one has to be my oddest to date…. Completely random and out of the blue.

‘Now understand why my friend blocked you you are the most wasted time on here, my friend as the chat from telegram don't tray to said any shift because polite hi just removed you as friend god lucky bay bay’

He then proceeded to give me abuse via Telegram (I sstill have no clue who he is!) and then said he worked for Fab….

I’ve met 5 year olds who write better than this…..

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By *andPextraCouple
5 weeks ago

North West

Send me toe nail clippings, want to stuff in foreskin, wank and make myself bleed- will send tribute.

Thanks but no thanks

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By *luebell888Woman
5 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Someone asked to see a photo of me when I was a child. Made me cringe.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
5 weeks ago

Durham

I once matched with a woman on Tinder, chatted for a while and I asked her what she was up to one night. She replied saying "Not much, just playing Pass Or Smash with my daughter".

Her daughter was 11. Unmatched and blocked instantly.

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By *bitofaslutWoman
5 weeks ago

Cannock

Probably the couple who messaged me saying really nice things, tried to poach the guy I said I was talking to them blocked me when I suggested playing with them on my own.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
5 weeks ago

Kent

I've posted all my worst messages on the bottom of my profile, and there's a LOT

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By *enelope2UWoman
5 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Worst as in today or forever because my worst messages grow on a weekly basis... This week's was hey Hun fancy paying me to give you attention. Fatties need love too

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
5 weeks ago

north of lincoln

"I've posted all my worst messages on the bottom of my profile, and there's a LOT"

Couldn’t stop reading them

think we have the same people messaging us

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By *ustAnotherMan
5 weeks ago

Mids

I had one the other day from a clear scammer that just said "send face"

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By *irlWithTheHazelEyesWoman
5 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Don't really get any mental messages with my filters being on. But had them down to play a forum game not too long ago. Guy asks if I'd like to see him suck his own cock 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
5 weeks ago

Kent

"I've posted all my worst messages on the bottom of my profile, and there's a LOT

Couldn’t stop reading them

think we have the same people messaging us "

Lol the "you white bitches are going to ruin my career and marriage" was last night. Wth that was about I don't know.

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By *bitofaslutWoman
5 weeks ago

Cannock

"Don't really get any mental messages with my filters being on. But had them down to play a forum game not too long ago. Guy asks if I'd like to see him suck his own cock 🤦🏻‍♀️"

My back's hurting just thinking about it

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
5 weeks ago

Reigate

One man called me a fat, ugly c*nt with horrible tits. Nice.

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By *endalshaggersCouple
5 weeks ago

Lake District

We had a male half of a couple constantly messaging asking to meet with Mrs alone, and he wanted to take her to a graveyard late at night/early hours (mid winter) and fuck her bareback over the grave of his deceased sister....

Like, what the actual fuck.

Blocked, reported, and hopefully he's getting the help he clearly needs.

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By *irlWithTheHazelEyesWoman
5 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"I've posted all my worst messages on the bottom of my profile, and there's a LOT"

Made my day 🤣

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By *ootnootboopCouple
5 weeks ago

Cheshire

"We had a male half of a couple constantly messaging asking to meet with Mrs alone, and he wanted to take her to a graveyard late at night/early hours (mid winter) and fuck her bareback over the grave of his deceased sister....

Like, what the actual fuck.

Blocked, reported, and hopefully he's getting the help he clearly needs."

Woah......... That's enough internet for me today! 😬

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