FabSwingers.com forum: Random requests that make you smile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sure i am not alone in getting these - but some are funnier than others .....whats been your funniest/weirdest ???

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To start this off - here one for you;

"Hi Jon do you have a dog"

and that was it - not another peep for her at all ....strange but true

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Lol.

I had just the plain and simple

So when do you want to meet then?

Not spoken to them before ever. Made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had "if i meet you, what would you make me for breakfast"?

Told her to get to fuck, i ain't a cafe!!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I get requests for used bras!!! Odd but I guess least they can carry plenty in them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got one - 'ready when you are'. We d never even spoken to this guy before.

Do you normally serve brekkie edin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got one - 'ready when you are'. We d never even spoken to this guy before.

Do you normally serve brekkie edin? "

Yep, but only cereal! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get requests for used bras!!! Odd but I guess least they can carry plenty in them lol

pmsl xxxx

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Do you like dogs......that's the strangest I have had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best I had was a girl asked if it would be ok to bring her dog to mine...I agreed ..big mistake the wee bugger was licking my balls as I was doing her on the sofa. .!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like dogs......that's the strangest I have had"

Omg !!!! It was you lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

We've just had one.....

"It would be rude not to......"

That was it, all it said..... Not to what? Is the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got

"Hey"

That was it.

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I had "if i meet you, what would you make me for breakfast"?

Told her to get to fuck, i ain't a cafe!!"

Sounds like you missed out on a good offer

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