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Guys, why don't we measure

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By *hil most chill OP   Man
17 weeks ago

South East & Europe

cocks in centimetres? Think about it, it's a bigger number. Convert to metric and add literal numbers to your size. Britain's imperial legacy doesn't want you to know this one simple hack

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By *r lotharioMan
17 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

are tv remotes listed in cm when you buy one?

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Probably because we always round it up. You probably gain more when rounding up an inch compared to a centimetre

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By *hil most chill OP   Man
17 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"are tv remotes listed in cm when you buy one?

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If you're measuring in TV remotes, you're behind the curve. That number would be smaller

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By *r lotharioMan
17 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

not if you round every cm up

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
17 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"cocks in centimetres? Think about it, it's a bigger number. Convert to metric and add literal numbers to your size. Britain's imperial legacy doesn't want you to know this one simple hack"

Use millimetres then!

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By *hil most chill OP   Man
17 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"Probably because we always round it up. You probably gain more when rounding up an inch compared to a centimetre "

But if your cock is 5cm then you round up to 10. That's a net gain of a whole penis. If your cock was 5cm of course, completely hypothetical situation

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By *hil most chill OP   Man
17 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"cocks in centimetres? Think about it, it's a bigger number. Convert to metric and add literal numbers to your size. Britain's imperial legacy doesn't want you to know this one simple hack

Use millimetres then!"

This is the kind of thinking that put a man on the moon, much respect

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By *ealitybitesMan
17 weeks ago

Belfast


"cocks in centimetres? Think about it, it's a bigger number. Convert to metric and add literal numbers to your size. Britain's imperial legacy doesn't want you to know this one simple hack

Use millimetres then!

This is the kind of thinking that put a man on the moon, much respect "

I may have already done this 1577880 minutes ago.

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By *orkawayalotMan
13 weeks ago

love sex

So, I always get asked how big...the truth is I have never measured so I just guess and say 7...then I get...noooo your about 9...I suspose the question is...how do youcorrectly measure?

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By *oiluvfunMan
13 weeks ago

Penrith

Do you really think women understand centimetres?

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
13 weeks ago

Leeds

Who needs cm's when you have sky remotes & lynx cans?

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By *hil most chill OP   Man
13 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"So, I always get asked how big...the truth is I have never measured so I just guess and say 7...then I get...noooo your about 9...I suspose the question is...how do youcorrectly measure?"

From the anus to the helmet

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By *hil most chill OP   Man
13 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"Do you really think women understand centimetres? "

Another great reason to convert! I have a feeling millimetres will work even better

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By *lex CoxMan
13 weeks ago

Porth

Nanometre?

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By *io--Man
13 weeks ago

Near Blackpool


"cocks in centimetres? Think about it, it's a bigger number. Convert to metric and add literal numbers to your size. Britain's imperial legacy doesn't want you to know this one simple hack"
because who really cares about being that specific. Most would agree theres a noticeable difference between 3 inches and 5, and 5 and 7. Not 17 cm and 18 cm

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
13 weeks ago

Home

What is the point in measuring full stop it's not as if we can change it's measurement

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By *io--Man
13 weeks ago

Near Blackpool


"So, I always get asked how big...the truth is I have never measured so I just guess and say 7...then I get...noooo your about 9...I suspose the question is...how do youcorrectly measure?"
Dickflation I guess lots of guys/porn lie and everyone but guys of a similar size themselves have a warped perspective. Im told Im 9 or 10 inches way more than my actual 8". The only downside for me is women that set more than 8" at the minimum as I dont care to lie to meet their expectations when really they want one or two inches less

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By *eyeYCouple
13 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"Who needs cm's when you have sky remotes & lynx cans?"

Do you think there'd be a market for scaled down models?

'Next year Rodney' 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Never got the point of measuring, firstly do we all measure from the exact same points?

Secondly when we measure are we fully erect? As we all know in the finally stages before climax where at our biggest, and at that point, do we say,”oh hang about I’ll just grab a tape measure, or a can of lynx”

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By *rizlarMan
13 weeks ago

Bridgwater

Millimetres is even bigger!

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By *laytonAMan
13 weeks ago

newport

The post should be why do you measure, just think about it, why!

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I don’t measure full stop!!

Why would I want to ruin my day 😂

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By *drenaline rushMan
13 weeks ago

Burnley

Who even measures who wants to know ?? Surely if she likes it she likes it ???

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Who needs cm's when you have sky remotes & lynx cans?"

😂😂

Those are standard units of measurements nowadays x

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By *reenleavesCouple
13 weeks ago

North Wales

Volume is the answer chicks dig water displacement figures.

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By *od ThrusterMan
13 weeks ago

Newport Pagnell


"I suspose the question is...how do youcorrectly measure?"

I believe the most common way for men on Fab is to go from the arsehole to the tip then round up!

Pointless if you're trying to meet someone who wants bigger than you are, and pointless if they don't care.

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By *bboredguyMan
13 weeks ago

dundee

Measure in woodpeckers

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By *hil most chill OP   Man
13 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"Measure in woodpeckers "

This is the only reply that makes any sense so far

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By *r lotharioMan
13 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

just measure in hedgehogs. or is that too prickly a subject....

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I think cocks should be measured in orgasms given (to the recipient, not the owner)

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By *libali_bMan
13 weeks ago

glasgow

24+cm

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By *BCBWCCouple (MM)
13 weeks ago

Manchester

think most people know what you mean when you say it in inches . American do too .

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