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Past experience suggests that the lady  wears a nice summer dress / short skirt. I sit on her right side(right handed). After the appropiate and necessary flirting, innuendo, dirty talk, light touches etc lean over for a kiss and right hand slides up willingly spreading thighs
Discretion might fly out of the window with erect nipples and trying to hide a semi while approaching the bar!
Any better suggestions from both a male and female perspective?
Happy fabbing! M. | |||
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"Get a room." . I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. " There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!! | |||
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However, we were outside on a rooftop beer garden, nobody else was around, we wouldn't have been observed to be doing anything more than leaning in and chatting if the staff could observe us on CCTV. It's not something I'd have considered if there had been anyone else around though | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!!" Then take her back to your house and hope the wife does not come back early!  | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!!" Not for the people who might see it. People go to the pub to socialise with friends and family, not to be part of other peoples sexual groping. | |||
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"Ii recently had a lovely social where due to my new acquaintance wearing shorts. I was able to cop a bit of a feel
However, we were outside on a rooftop beer garden, nobody else was around, we wouldn't have been observed to be doing anything more than leaning in and chatting if the staff could observe us on CCTV. It's not something I'd have considered if there had been anyone else around though "You are a very bad person  | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!!" That's you assuming that you are discovered by an likeminded adult. Not a extremely cross parent or elderly person. There are other places to be an exhibitionist and not expose yourselves to unsuspecting people. | |||
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"I recently had a lovely social where due to my new acquaintance wearing shorts. I was able to cop a bit of a feel
However, we were outside on a rooftop beer garden, nobody else was around, we wouldn't have been observed to be doing anything more than leaning in and chatting if the staff could observe us on CCTV. It's not something I'd have considered if there had been anyone else around though
You are a very bad person "It wasn't my fault! Blame it on the sunshine... And possibly the booze | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!!" Not for the poor buggers trying to have a quiet drink and seeing you with your hands up someone’s chuff. | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!! Not for the poor buggers trying to have a quiet drink and seeing you with your hands up someone’s chuff. " Obviously this would not be in your local Weatherspoons or any heavily populated family pub! Pubs with booths and discrete corners do exist! It's a bit hypocritical to be so quick to make silly assumptions given the nature of this site! | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!! Not for the poor buggers trying to have a quiet drink and seeing you with your hands up someone’s chuff. Obviously this would not be in your local Weatherspoons or any heavily populated family pub! Pubs with booths and discrete corners do exist! It's a bit hypocritical to be so quick to make silly assumptions given the nature of this site!" Actually it’s not. The law and common decency exist whether you are in here or not. Your fantasy is not the general public’s. So keep it to places like clubs where the clientele is of like mind. It’s called common sense. | |||
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"There was an occasion in the summer where I was facing the stunning younger lady with a short skirt & commando. Under the substantial table I was able to remove my bare foot from its sandal, then resting my heel on her chair between her thighs was able to use my dextrose big toe to excite her lips & clit occasional slipping into her moistness. She was biting her lip not to make a noise but she came very quickly " Please post this in the fantasies section. Also try to improve your writing style, you are giving Alan Titchmarsh a run for his money (and even poorer than Mad Nads attempts at steamy novels) | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!! Not for the poor buggers trying to have a quiet drink and seeing you with your hands up someone’s chuff. Obviously this would not be in your local Weatherspoons or any heavily populated family pub! Pubs with booths and discrete corners do exist! It's a bit hypocritical to be so quick to make silly assumptions given the nature of this site!" Since when has Weatherspoons been described as a "family pub"? | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!! Not for the poor buggers trying to have a quiet drink and seeing you with your hands up someone’s chuff. " I was going to venture out to the village pub for a Sunday roast but I’m afraid of what that means now. That said there are a lot of fab videos with fish fingers in a pub syndrome. | |||
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"Aside from all other valid points made. If you're right handed. You'd need to be on her left. " I would have to twist my arm in a very awkward and obvious manner if I were sitting on her left. Try it!  | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!! Not for the poor buggers trying to have a quiet drink and seeing you with your hands up someone’s chuff. Obviously this would not be in your local Weatherspoons or any heavily populated family pub! Pubs with booths and discrete corners do exist! It's a bit hypocritical to be so quick to make silly assumptions given the nature of this site!" It’s discreet corners | |||
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Just don't, get a room as others have suggested. | |||
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"There was an occasion in the summer where I was facing the stunning younger lady with a short skirt & commando. Under the substantial table I was able to remove my bare foot from its sandal, then resting my heel on her chair between her thighs was able to use my dextrose big toe to excite her lips & clit occasional slipping into her moistness. She was biting her lip not to make a noise but she came very quickly " Tell me more about your dextrous big toe I'm feeling edgy  | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!!" Not sure id find being charged with indecent exposure the right kind of thrilling. Happy fabbing! | |||
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"There was an occasion in the summer where I was facing the stunning younger lady with a short skirt & commando. Under the substantial table I was able to remove my bare foot from its sandal, then resting my heel on her chair between her thighs was able to use my dextrose big toe to excite her lips & clit occasional slipping into her moistness. She was biting her lip not to make a noise but she came very quickly Tell me more about your dextrous big toe I'm feeling edgy "There was a fabster with a large big toe When aroused it had a tendency to grow Whilst drinking cocktails in a pub It somehow found a foo foo to rub Bollox wrong thread | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!! Not sure id find being charged with indecent exposure the right kind of thrilling. Happy fabbing! "It would probably be indecency in a public place or if it took place in a spoons it probably on the before 5pm menu | |||
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"Get a room.. I agree with this op, if neither of you can accom. There is the slight possibility that the fear of discovery is part of the thrill!! Not sure id find being charged with indecent exposure the right kind of thrilling. Happy fabbing!
It would probably be indecency in a public place or if it took place in a spoons it probably on the before 5pm menu" | |||
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"There was an occasion in the summer where I was facing the stunning younger lady with a short skirt & commando. Under the substantial table I was able to remove my bare foot from its sandal, then resting my heel on her chair between her thighs was able to use my dextrose big toe to excite her lips & clit occasional slipping into her moistness. She was biting her lip not to make a noise but she came very quickly Tell me more about your dextrous big toe I'm feeling edgy
There was a fabster with a large big toe
When aroused it had a tendency to grow
Whilst drinking cocktails in a pub
It somehow found a foo foo to rub
Bollox wrong thread"Is this a post mordernist poem or a haiku. | |||
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"There was an occasion in the summer where I was facing the stunning younger lady with a short skirt & commando. Under the substantial table I was able to remove my bare foot from its sandal, then resting my heel on her chair between her thighs was able to use my dextrose big toe to excite her lips & clit occasional slipping into her moistness. She was biting her lip not to make a noise but she came very quickly Tell me more about your dextrous big toe I'm feeling edgy
There was a fabster with a large big toe
When aroused it had a tendency to grow
Whilst drinking cocktails in a pub
It somehow found a foo foo to rub
Bollox wrong thread
Is this a post mordernist poem or a haiku. "I could be a man from Japan Whose haiku did not always scan When Pinnochio to me so I replied yes I know But I always try, sometimes unsuccessfully, to get as many words and comments in the last line as I possibly can | |||
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"There was an occasion in the summer where I was facing the stunning younger lady with a short skirt & commando. Under the substantial table I was able to remove my bare foot from its sandal, then resting my heel on her chair between her thighs was able to use my dextrose big toe to excite her lips & clit occasional slipping into her moistness. She was biting her lip not to make a noise but she came very quickly Tell me more about your dextrous big toe I'm feeling edgy
There was a fabster with a large big toe
When aroused it had a tendency to grow
Whilst drinking cocktails in a pub
It somehow found a foo foo to rub
Bollox wrong thread
Is this a post mordernist poem or a haiku.
I could be a man from Japan
Whose haiku did not always scan
When Pinnochio to me so
I replied yes I know
But I always try, sometimes unsuccessfully, to get as many words and comments in the last line as I possibly can"Touche sir, I doth my cap to you, a fellow word smith. | |||
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" Touche sir, I doth my cap to you, a fellow word smith. "Wordsmith? 'Doff'. | |||
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"There was an occasion in the summer where I was facing the stunning younger lady with a short skirt & commando. Under the substantial table I was able to remove my bare foot from its sandal, then resting my heel on her chair between her thighs was able to use my dextrose big toe to excite her lips & clit occasional slipping into her moistness. She was biting her lip not to make a noise but she came very quickly Tell me more about your dextrous big toe I'm feeling edgy
There was a fabster with a large big toe
When aroused it had a tendency to grow
Whilst drinking cocktails in a pub
It somehow found a foo foo to rub
Bollox wrong thread
Is this a post mordernist poem or a haiku.
I could be a man from Japan
Whose haiku did not always scan
When Pinnochio to me so
I replied yes I know
But I always try, sometimes unsuccessfully, to get as many words and comments in the last line as I possibly can
Touche sir, I doth my cap to you, a fellow word smith. " | |||
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" Touche sir, I doth my cap to you, a fellow word smith.
Wordsmith?
'Doff'."Now now Hong Kong | |||
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"It is essential to respect personal boundaries and promote a culture of consent and respect in all interactions so as most are saying - get a room it’ll be so much more. " Salty | |||
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" Touche sir, I doth my cap to you, a fellow word smith.
Wordsmith?
'Doff'.
Now now Hong Kong"Well that kind of spoiled the vibe. Things to do peeps. Happy fabbing. | |||
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"The fantasy of a public place hot! Your place of choice not hot.. i dont wanna see you fingerbanging whilst im trying to finish me burger off no thank youuuuu"  somebody would be getting their burger finished off though | |||
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"The fantasy of a public place hot! Your place of choice not hot.. i dont wanna see you fingerbanging whilst im trying to finish me burger off no thank youuuuu somebody would be getting their burger finished off though "That they would 🤣 they can keep that relish to themselves thank you | |||
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"The fantasy of a public place hot! Your place of choice not hot.. i dont wanna see you fingerbanging whilst im trying to finish me burger off no thank youuuuu somebody would be getting their burger finished off though
That they would 🤣 they can keep that relish to themselves thank you "And the special sauce that's 'finger lickin'good' 🤮 | |||
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"The fantasy of a public place hot! Your place of choice not hot.. i dont wanna see you fingerbanging whilst im trying to finish me burger off no thank youuuuu somebody would be getting their burger finished off though
That they would 🤣 they can keep that relish to themselves thank you
And the special sauce that's 'finger lickin'good' 🤮"🤣🤣🤣🤢 | |||
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"able to use my dextrose big toe " Your big toe is made of sugar? Don't wear those sandals in the rain! | |||
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