FabSwingers.com forum: meets gone wrong

By *ayne_fungirl OP Woman
11 weeks ago

MANCHESTER

Interested to know what bad experiences people have had on meets, from the weird to outrageous

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Dublin

I had a guy 2 weeks ago walk in, sit on the bed and go “ I’ve to take this call” and he stepped out

Still waiting on him to finish the call ….

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By *heelerMan
11 weeks ago

Northants

Where would you like me to start.

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By *aleunicorn500Man
11 weeks ago

Gloucester

"Where would you like me to start."
at the beginning

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By *heelerMan
11 weeks ago

Northants

"Where would you like me to start.at the beginning "

Met a woman that were not greatlooking her curvy was really ample and just wanted to leave.

Another met at her house I'm no snob but it was disgusting and she wasn't much better.had a few no shows annoying if you travel a fair way.Still all adds to the fun.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I had a guy 2 weeks ago walk in, sit on the bed and go “ I’ve to take this call” and he stepped out

Still waiting on him to finish the call …."

It was a call centre ringing him back. He pressed five to speak to an advisor

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Met a woman at her house years back, we didn't know until after the deed was done there was a baby in the next room!! & after a bang on the door it turned out she was in some kind of housing scheme she wasn't allowed visitors we found out after her brother barged in.

Not a best 1st fab experience and safe to say we didn't return.

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By *rJandMrsJCouple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

"Met a woman at her house years back, we didn't know until after the deed was done there was a baby in the next room!! & after a bang on the door it turned out she was in some kind of housing scheme she wasn't allowed visitors we found out after her brother barged in.

Not a best 1st fab experience and safe to say we didn't return.

Nooooo!

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By *erry2020888Man
11 weeks ago

stockport

met a woman at her house while back, place was a right state

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By *uHorny1Man
11 weeks ago

Cannock

Had a very good meet at a hotel on a hot stuffy day. Licking her pussy and giving her several orgasms, but unfortunately set off an asthma attack. Ended up taking her to A&E!

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By *enelope2UWoman
11 weeks ago

Fife

Too many horrors to even begin with

Ghosted encounters..stalkers..age liars and surprisingly a gender liar...

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By *ondonbifunMan
11 weeks ago

Enfield

Met a woman with a prosthetic arm years ago.

Didn’t know til we’d both got pissed and down to it in the bedroom. She kept fumbling(to keep it in place) then it fell off!

Checked her profile after and the pics were well taken to hide it

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By *ondonbifunMan
11 weeks ago

Enfield

Nothing worse than going round someone’s place and it’s an absolute shithole

Or they’re about 5 stone heavier than their ‘recent’ pics

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By *CExeCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

Had a playmate a while ago who was a lot of fun, but on the first meet I'd straddled her chest and as per her request, unloaded on her face. Unfortunately for the poor lass the initial shot went straight up her nose lol.

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By *ilverfox for youMan
11 weeks ago

Hull

Chatting to a lady for some time through messages .she wanted me to go round straight away to give her anal !!! Then she told me she was high on drugs .when I said no she said she was going to report me to moderator !!! Close call !

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By *ongAndThick123Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *oneyVWoman
11 weeks ago

Cirencester

lol …. What an idiot !!!

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By *oneyVWoman
11 weeks ago

Cirencester

At the very worst one please lol

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By *omford slutty guyMan
11 weeks ago

romford

"I had a guy 2 weeks ago walk in, sit on the bed and go “ I’ve to take this call” and he stepped out

Still waiting on him to finish the call …."
strange guy,your gorgeous x

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By *ongAndThick123Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Met a couple. i didn’t like them as they weren’t like their profile (in a very major way).

I politely said they are not for me and asked them to leave. They kicked off and wouldn’t go. Talking about how they’ve driven so far to get here.

Then they started begging for drinks, and pretty much raided my drinks cabinet on their way out. The whole thing was very stressful. I couldn’t believe they had so many good verifications. They were nuts.

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By *oneyVWoman
11 weeks ago

Cirencester

A very, very VERY sweaty man who seemed oblivious to this … sweat dripping into an ear and eye the greatest turn on

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

This wasn't the worst one but definitely was a bit bizarre.

My wife and I arranged a couples meet. It turned out that at the time it was set for, the guy was working...in a railway signal room. So we had the meet there, and he kept having to pause with my wife to check on trains.

We had a good giggle afterwards about how surreal it had been.

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By *umalotagainMan
11 weeks ago

a town called malice

Had a meet with a BBW (I am all good with a big girl but she was bigger than her pictured for sure )

She decided she was dropping to her knees and as she finished me off she let out a yelp, I thought it was the cum hitting the back of her throat, turned out she dislocated her knee cap…… thankfully it popped back in as I didn’t really fancy a trip to A&E

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By *rJandMrsJCouple
11 weeks ago

Hyde

"Had a playmate a while ago who was a lot of fun, but on the first meet I'd straddled her chest and as per her request, unloaded on her face. Unfortunately for the poor lass the initial shot went straight up her nose lol."
HAHA!!! THATS BRILLIANT!

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By *CExeCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

Luckily she saw the funny side!

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By *ealitybitesMan
11 weeks ago

Belfast

My very first fab meet 8 years ago.

Met a woman in an hotel and just after we got naked she punched me full on in the face.

We had met twice socially before that and she had neglected to tell me her kink was for me to retaliate in similar fashion.

I told her she had no chance as I wasn't into that shit and if she had told me beforehand I wouldn't have met her.

We talked it through after she apologised and I agreed to stay.

An hour later as I walked out of the bathroom she drove her knee into my balls.

I got dressed and left her there in a room I had paid for and left the site a few days left thinking everyone here was a loon.

I often wonder what would have happened if the roles had been reversed and it showed me the importance of communication on here.

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

After two lovely socials got stood up, waiting in a hotel room like an idiot.

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By *umalotagainMan
11 weeks ago

a town called malice

"After two lovely socials got stood up, waiting in a hotel room like an idiot.

Why? why would someone do that

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

First ever social on fab I was catfished…. I was expecting a 40yr old, 6ft guy. In walked 5’2 65 yr old.

One of the reasons I insist on a quick video chat before any sort of meet now

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Dublin

Now that makes more sense ….

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Dublin

Christ on a scooter!!!!!!

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

"After two lovely socials got stood up, waiting in a hotel room like an idiot.

What an absolute twat. Sorry to hear that.

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"My very first fab meet 8 years ago.

Met a woman in an hotel and just after we got naked she punched me full on in the face.

We had met twice socially before that and she had neglected to tell me her kink was for me to retaliate in similar fashion.

I told her she had no chance as I wasn't into that shit and if she had told me beforehand I wouldn't have met her.

We talked it through after she apologised and I agreed to stay.

An hour later as I walked out of the bathroom she drove her knee into my balls.

I got dressed and left her there in a room I had paid for and left the site a few days left thinking everyone here was a loon.

I often wonder what would have happened if the roles had been reversed and it showed me the importance of communication on here. "

Holy fuck

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
11 weeks ago

West Devon

We haven't had any disastrous meets in that sense. Probably our worst ones are the ones where they don't turn up.

We've had a few that couldn't get it up but can't hold that against them and a few that when they've finished, left a used condom on the carpet or in the middle of the bed in a wad of tissue etc with no effort to ask for a bin.

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By *issmorganWoman
11 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Being stood up was probably my worst one. Chatted for ages on here for a while then arranged a social.

I was working a 12 hour shift and we texted in the day to confirm the meet was still happening.

I arrived at the bar, no show. I messaged him and he said he'd decided I wasn't his type.

He was verified too, he left fab soon after. When he rejoined he messaged me to ask if I wanted to meet again. I politely reminded him I wasn't gonna be fooled again and that I wasn't his type.

He tried to say he got cold feet.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
11 weeks ago

Stoke

We met a couple in a bar when we first started out and he was such a cock, I literally wanted to chuck my drink over him! We all made our excuses and left!! Yuk!!

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By *ongAndThick123Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

"We met a couple in a bar when we first started out and he was such a cock, I literally wanted to chuck my drink over him! We all made our excuses and left!! Yuk!! "

I feel like there’s a story here! Ha. What was he like? What did he do?

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By *oneyVWoman
11 weeks ago

Cirencester

Eeewwwwwww lol

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
11 weeks ago

Stoke

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
11 weeks ago

Stoke

"We met a couple in a bar when we first started out and he was such a cock, I literally wanted to chuck my drink over him! We all made our excuses and left!! Yuk!!

I feel like there’s a story here! Ha. What was he like? What did he do?"

We were at the bar in the pub and he started banging on the windows when they first turned up to get our attention, I'm like wtf! Everyone was looking....within 2 minutes I wanted to throw my drink at him when we sat down because he was being really stupid, especially when he said I had resting bitch face!!! That was when I gave it him back, the fella made our excuses and we left before it turned into a slanging match... haha!!

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By *enuine photographerMan
11 weeks ago

Swansea

Hmmmmm several

Went to a house where you had to wipe your feet on the way out

She was stinking and the house

Another one got into my car she stank and I had to ask her to get out, it took thirty miles with windows open to get rid of the smell

Lastly went down on a lady who I thought was very warm and moist. Strong metallic taste, she had come on I looked like a hammer house of horror film

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
11 weeks ago

Hell

"I had a guy 2 weeks ago walk in, sit on the bed and go “ I’ve to take this call” and he stepped out

Still waiting on him to finish the call …."

This happened to me too, two years ago

he never came back

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By *oupleLookingToExploreCouple
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Nothing worse than going round someone’s place and it’s an absolute shithole

Or they’re about 5 stone heavier than their ‘recent’ pics "

This is the reason we are only looking at clubs atm. Would be my absolute nightmare to meet at a house and it's a shithole. How awkward. No thanks x

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By *xfordjohnMan
11 weeks ago

Oxford

The usual stuff; un-washed; strange prohibitions not explained beforehand; loud porn film playing in background; people not matching their profiles; etc......

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By *anJenny 181Couple
11 weeks ago

Preston

We arranged a meet with a fella & did some naughty small talk on WhatsApp all the way on our 25 minutes journey

We had a postcode and on arrival he asked us to send him our location on WhatsApp

That's when he disappears despite being within a mile of him

Fortunately we stumbled across a secluded car cark and had our own fun together

Some strange people on fab

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By *kbloke_11Man
11 weeks ago

Hockley

I once had a social meeting with a couple along with a really stunning lady that I'd been with for quite a while, with a view to swap.

During this meet in their local pub, the husband told us that he was "now" bisexual and was more interested in me than my partner and while this was all going on, his wife was bawling her eyes out.

We paid the bill and got out of dodge a bit lively!

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