FabSwingers.com forum: Jokes

By *yeSure OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

There can be lots of whining and moaning in here at times (I know sometimes it is fully merited). So lets have a cheery thread now.

Who know's any good jokes to share? And lets challenge it to have a Swingers context or slant to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does Pinocchio's fuck buddy say to him?

"Lie to me! Lie to me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber.

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

What did the big door say to the little door?

'I've got a bigger knob than you'

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By *ortney CocksWoman
over a year ago

"What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex in car parks is wrong at every level!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually search for a golf ball!

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Man in new Bentley picks up hitchhiker ,

Hitchhiker is impressed with car,asks what the knobs and dials for,

Driver tells him that one for television screen,that one for air con ,that one for foot warmer,that one for seat massager etc etc ,he opens glove box and pulls out a golf tee,

What’s this for ,

To rest your balls on when driving ,

Wow Bentley think of everything

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

True story ,many years ago a mate of mine was seeing this girl,she very attractive but very posh ,spoke very nicely,bit shy,

After they had been drinking in night clubs ,went back to his place,undressed and got straight into it,he was fucking her missionary,then out of the blue she shouted go on my son !, well he fell off her laughing so much,she instantly got angry and asked why he laughing ,he explained he couldn’t believe she said go on my son!, I didn’t she said ,I said I am going to cum lol ,I still smile after 40 years ago it happened

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually search for a golf ball!"

True

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By *yeSure OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What do you call a spider with 10 eyes????

Spiiiiiiiiiider

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

Whining and moaning on the fourm can't say i have seen that,

Now that's a funny joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do George Michael and wellies have in common?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"What do George Michael and wellies have in common?"

I don't know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do George Michael and wellies have in common?

I don't know...."

They both get sucked off in bogs!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"What do George Michael and wellies have in common?

I don't know....

They both get sucked off in bogs!

Hahaha brilliant!

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By *hristeresa12Couple
over a year ago

Totnes

Jokes are all well and good but sometimes people go to far. There are certain things that you should never joke about, for instance, the holocaust, and I speak from a position of authority on this as my grandfather died in a concentration camp.....he fell out of a machine gun tower.

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Bus full of nuns crashes and they all die

At the gates of heaven St Peter is there and tells the nuns if they ever touched a Penis to place that part of there body in the bath of holy water and they can go in

At the back to nuns start fighting

St Peter goes and asks what happening

The first nun says " she won't let me do in front of her" St Peter asks why she would want to

" well sir I do that want to gargle that holy water after she's washed her ass in it"

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

What's the difference between ooo and arrrgghh

About 4 inches

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By *ubbles8Woman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A cockerel and a cat are out for a walk, they reach a river and look for a way to cross. They spot a bridge and head towards it but as they approach the cat stumbles and lands in the river. The cockerel can't stop laughing as the drenched cat pulls itself out of the water...

What's the moral of this story you might ask?

Well...Wherever there is a wet pussy there is always a happy cock

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By *yeSure OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

~getting better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a pubic hair stuck between his front teeth?

A glad-he-ate-her.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

2 scotch gays

Ben doon and Phil macavity

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