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By *Starlord69X OP   Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

I look at a lot of different people's profiles, I read most only avoiding the essays of shouty rules, although I appreciate these people are probably at their wits end.

What I see a lot of is, people saying that they expect high hygiene standards etc etc .....I have had a lot of meets both solo, with my girlfriend, at clubs and I've never come across anyone (pun intended) that wasn't; smelling/tasting nice clean and with impeccable hygiene, it's a bit of a running joke with a couple that we regularly play with because I always wash my willy in the sink after I've had a wee just so it's fresh for sucking ...... so my question is are people actually turning up for meets unwashed and smelly???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looks at some of the pics on profiles and you’ll find your answer.

Messy rooms, old tatty underwear and questionable looking dick pics. If that’s their way of advertising themselves then imagine how they would turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just looks at some of the pics on profiles and you’ll find your answer.

Messy rooms, old tatty underwear and questionable looking dick pics. If that’s their way of advertising themselves then imagine how they would turn up."

Exactly this….it’s all in the details!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your willy when washing your hands?

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around


"Wash your willy when washing your hands? "

Just don't do it at motorway service station washrooms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I've had a couple of meets where the guy wasn't smelling the best, a sharp exit was made.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are often amazed at the way some single guys turn up at clubs.

BO, unshaven, shirt dragged out of the laundry basket even seen some in work clothes.

Luckily many more look and smell great and possess the charisma to loosen knicker elastic so we’ll keep going

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By *ommon-usernameMan
over a year ago

local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wash your willy when washing your hands? "

Whenever I’m wild camping I have a full strip wash in Supermarket toilets.

Get some funny looks.

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By *ommon-usernameMan
over a year ago

local

I look at some peoples profiles and I can smell them through their photos .. its terrifying

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

You'd be surprised how many single men turn up at parties.

Maybe they believe they are windswept and interesting but they are anything but.

We have arranged a few gang bangs in hotels and asked all the guys to have a shower when they arrived, we felt it too embarrassing to ask the odd ones to shower so asked them all, we supplied the shower gel and soap, did advise this would happen before the meet, everyone happy.

We did have second thoughts about meeting a couple when one of the photos of the lady on the floor shows the bottom of the curtains all tatty.

Don't get me started on dental hygiene.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I find when people's specify clean, wash, etc a bit of a turn off. To me (and maybe I read too much between the lines) it aludes to people who are up tight and/or very sloppy/easy with the people they've been with in the past. I kind of hope anyone interested in me would party be interested because they can tell I the sort of person who would be clean, fresh and smelling great. To me that should be a given and it feels a bit uncouth to mention it or especially to specify it specifically to a person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just looks at some of the pics on profiles and you’ll find your answer.

Messy rooms, old tatty underwear and questionable looking dick pics. If that’s their way of advertising themselves then imagine how they would turn up."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when people's specify clean, wash, etc a bit of a turn off. To me (and maybe I read too much between the lines) it aludes to people who are up tight and/or very sloppy/easy with the people they've been with in the past. I kind of hope anyone interested in me would party be interested because they can tell I the sort of person who would be clean, fresh and smelling great. To me that should be a given and it feels a bit uncouth to mention it or especially to specify it specifically to a person."

I just assume they've had a meet in the past with people who haven't had a wash and they want to avoid the same thing happening again.

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By *moothLeanBodMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

This is what puts me off. I arrived a club one night and as I was about to enter several guys in tracksuits and trainers (urgh, the smell...) pushed in front.

I just doubled back and left.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I always find Invergordon when people state on their profile that they are clean and hygienic likebits a unique selling pount rather than what should be the norm@

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hygiene is important not everyone understands what the purpose is of soap and water or even basic hygiene water

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London


"I always find Invergordon when people state on their profile that they are clean and hygienic likebits a unique selling pount rather than what should be the norm@"

I'm too tired to be posting somehow "it weird" became Invergordon

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By *Starlord69X OP   Man
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Wash your willy when washing your hands? "

Haha yeah maybe I should've been clearer I wash the old fella then put it away before washing my hands not at the same time

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"I always find Invergordon when people state on their profile that they are clean and hygienic likebits a unique selling pount rather than what should be the norm@"

Haha.

Bit like saying.

I'm squeaky clean and smell as fresh as a daisy.

I've also never murdered any women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look at some peoples profiles and I can smell them through their photos .. its terrifying "

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

One of my friends had a blow job meet last week,turned him down..You could smell it just by standing near him

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By *areToShareCouple
over a year ago

Bingham


"This is what puts me off. I arrived a club one night and as I was about to enter several guys in tracksuits and trainers (urgh, the smell...) pushed in front.

I just doubled back and left."

Sounds like The Attic in Derby...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do wonder if it's worth saying that you expect meets to be clean. As if they aren't then I'm guessing they either don't realise or care that their hygiene is a problem.

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By *moothLeanBodMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"This is what puts me off. I arrived a club one night and as I was about to enter several guys in tracksuits and trainers (urgh, the smell...) pushed in front.

I just doubled back and left.

Sounds like The Attic in Derby... "

I won't name and shame I'm afraid, but they were let in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, if it was standard behaviour we wouldn't have to address it.

We do. It isn't.

Ick. Just ick.

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