FabSwingers.com forum: Pet hates !!!

By *r and Mrs 81 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

What are some of the things that really really annoy you about this lifestyle????.

I'll go first,, when you put someone on your blocklist and they set up a new account and come right back to you, with the exact same attitude that won them their place on the blocklist in the first place

haha

Second for us is,,

Alot of people presume as your a couple the hubby is a cuckhold!!! No the wife is a greedy bugger lol

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

It's not really a pet hate, more a pet disgust..

Jacuzzis at clubs; a bubbling cauldron of bodily fluids!!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

People assuming all women are bi ,

Messages expecting you to meet after 5 mins .

Pushy sods who keep trying their luck lol.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful.

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By *an JuniperoCouple
over a year ago

North East

Can be applied to many situations on Fab, but people just making assumptions. Although the worst one for us is “so when are you guys free?” when we’ve never actually agreed to a meet. Always awkward.

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By *an JuniperoCouple
over a year ago

North East

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

Oh my god, yes!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Pushy people is what we find annoying. Other than that, not a lot.

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By *kmaleMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

Have to agree

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

Guys who say they want to meet us both for bi action but have themselves down as straight on their profile.

Guys, cut out the bullsh*t. Unless you're declaring yourself as bi-curious at the very least you're not getting a meet because you're clearly just trying to get to the lady of the couple.

And besides, even if you did get a meet with us, my good lady would want a good mm show before she joins in, so unless you're genuinely bi you're wasting your time and ours.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

I've even seen discreed.

People who blatantly don't read the profile and get offended when you politely decline.

Constantly being invited to people's hotels.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Generally rudeness

Not accepting a polite no

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Guys who say they want to meet us both for bi action but have themselves down as straight on their profile.

Guys, cut out the bullsh*t. Unless you're declaring yourself as bi-curious at the very least you're not getting a meet because you're clearly just trying to get to the lady of the couple.

And besides, even if you did get a meet with us, my good lady would want a good mm show before she joins in, so unless you're genuinely bi you're wasting your time and ours."

Ah yes, the same ones who want a BJ, but won't so much as touch your cock in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when single guys who kid on that they are a couple x everytime you ask were the Mrs is she's either working night shift or sleeping xx that's after they ask for some private horny pics and videos x i hope that im not the only one to get caught out with that old chestnut x

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

Crappy single men being dicks & ruining it for the ones trying to be decent, friendly and respectful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

Not just me

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I hate it when single guys who kid on that they are a couple x everytime you ask were the Mrs is she's either working night shift or sleeping xx that's after they ask for some private horny pics and videos x i hope that im not the only one to get caught out with that old chestnut x

Oih, the missus is still waiting for that video you promised.. send it quick so she can watch it when she gets home from her nightshift..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who say they want to meet us both for bi action but have themselves down as straight on their profile.

Guys, cut out the bullsh*t. Unless you're declaring yourself as bi-curious at the very least you're not getting a meet because you're clearly just trying to get to the lady of the couple.

And besides, even if you did get a meet with us, my good lady would want a good mm show before she joins in, so unless you're genuinely bi you're wasting your time and ours.

Ah yes, the same ones who want a BJ, but won't so much as touch your cock in return."

Would you let em flip you over?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

I feel this pain.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Guys who say they want to meet us both for bi action but have themselves down as straight on their profile.

Guys, cut out the bullsh*t. Unless you're declaring yourself as bi-curious at the very least you're not getting a meet because you're clearly just trying to get to the lady of the couple.

And besides, even if you did get a meet with us, my good lady would want a good mm show before she joins in, so unless you're genuinely bi you're wasting your time and ours.

Ah yes, the same ones who want a BJ, but won't so much as touch your cock in return.

Would you let em flip you over? "

Nope.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

1) people who don't read the profile properly before contacting us, Mrs will not meet single men alone

2) messages that say fancy a f**k then? before they say hello and ask how are you?

3) rudeness and disrespect, because manners and kindness cost nothing and we won't be spoken to or treated like rubbish by anyone for any reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) people who don't read the profile properly before contacting us, Mrs will not meet single men alone

2) messages that say fancy a f**k then? before they say hello and ask how are you?

3) rudeness and disrespect, because manners and kindness cost nothing and we won't be spoken to or treated like rubbish by anyone for any reason

Excactly x great comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who say they want to meet us both for bi action but have themselves down as straight on their profile.

Guys, cut out the bullsh*t. Unless you're declaring yourself as bi-curious at the very least you're not getting a meet because you're clearly just trying to get to the lady of the couple.

And besides, even if you did get a meet with us, my good lady would want a good mm show before she joins in, so unless you're genuinely bi you're wasting your time and ours.

Ah yes, the same ones who want a BJ, but won't so much as touch your cock in return.

Would you let em flip you over?

Nope."

One degree of acceptance is OK but the other is not. Seems hypocritical to judge. Best to have the chat about boundaries before hand so nones dissapointed or expected to do more than their comfortable with surely?

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Guys who say they want to meet us both for bi action but have themselves down as straight on their profile.

Guys, cut out the bullsh*t. Unless you're declaring yourself as bi-curious at the very least you're not getting a meet because you're clearly just trying to get to the lady of the couple.

And besides, even if you did get a meet with us, my good lady would want a good mm show before she joins in, so unless you're genuinely bi you're wasting your time and ours.

Ah yes, the same ones who want a BJ, but won't so much as touch your cock in return.

Would you let em flip you over?

Nope.

If someone says that they're bi, but isn't interested in reciprocating, then I'm not interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who say they want to meet us both for bi action but have themselves down as straight on their profile.

Guys, cut out the bullsh*t. Unless you're declaring yourself as bi-curious at the very least you're not getting a meet because you're clearly just trying to get to the lady of the couple.

And besides, even if you did get a meet with us, my good lady would want a good mm show before she joins in, so unless you're genuinely bi you're wasting your time and ours.

Ah yes, the same ones who want a BJ, but won't so much as touch your cock in return.

Would you let em flip you over?

Nope.

If someone says that they're bi, but isn't interested in reciprocating, then I'm not interested. "

That's fair if that's a boundary, some guys get off giving head and aren't that fussed about getting it. Some guys too and others bottom! I'm just saying that those considerations shouldn't be a surprise for anyone in the middle of a scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There They’re Their

We’re Where Were

Grrrrrrrrrr

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Guys who say they want to meet us both for bi action but have themselves down as straight on their profile.

Guys, cut out the bullsh*t. Unless you're declaring yourself as bi-curious at the very least you're not getting a meet because you're clearly just trying to get to the lady of the couple.

And besides, even if you did get a meet with us, my good lady would want a good mm show before she joins in, so unless you're genuinely bi you're wasting your time and ours.

Ah yes, the same ones who want a BJ, but won't so much as touch your cock in return.

Would you let em flip you over?

Nope.

If someone says that they're bi, but isn't interested in reciprocating, then I'm not interested.

Funnily enough, I do talk to people before we fuck.

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."
this

, I've also seen 'diskrete, priceless.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"There They’re Their

We’re Where Were

Grrrrrrrrrr

See and raise: Payed, shined and infer used to mean imply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There They’re Their

We’re Where Were

Grrrrrrrrrr

Yeah OK. I was getting excited and my dyslexia showing.

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful.

I've even seen discreed.

People who blatantly don't read the profile and get offended when you politely decline.

Constantly being invited to people's hotels."
I'd only consider if breakfast was included. Red lines people.

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

"It's not really a pet hate, more a pet disgust..

Jacuzzis at clubs; a bubbling cauldron of bodily fluids!!

Yes go for the sauna instead

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

Better than secrete though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an older guy I guess it is those who include the 18-99 age and yet have no intention of meeting anyone over say 40 - Clear from their verification list.

Why not decide it and stop any misunderstandings

I love to meet and hate wasting my time and theirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

And completely unnecessary - let's face it, no one is going to take a brass band with them on a Fab meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called a LADY,

1) I can't stand the title.

2) It show yet again that they have not read my profile.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

1.People not being able to use motorways

2.not using indicators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone going in dry????

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By *ew sensationMan
over a year ago

widnes

Women who 'cum' and cover me in piss , wouldnt mind if I enjoyed watersports but I dont . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Fuck and go”

No problem with the premise, just find the term crass and just, well, nasty really. Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful.

Oh my god, yes! "

And loose/lose..

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Relentless pursuit after a polite no and tire kickers who stop talking when you suggest a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad manners, and Louis's spence

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"As an older guy I guess it is those who include the 18-99 age and yet have no intention of meeting anyone over say 40 - Clear from their verification list.

Why not decide it and stop any misunderstandings

I love to meet and hate wasting my time and theirs "

Exactly this

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Two and three word messages, sometimes only one word.

Pure laziness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend requests when you’ve never spoke

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

"Guys who say they want to meet us both for bi action but have themselves down as straight on their profile.

Guys, cut out the bullsh*t. Unless you're declaring yourself as bi-curious at the very least you're not getting a meet because you're clearly just trying to get to the lady of the couple.

And besides, even if you did get a meet with us, my good lady would want a good mm show before she joins in, so unless you're genuinely bi you're wasting your time and ours."

I have straight on mine but have time to time sucked the odd guy, it’s when the mood calls for it with me, I wouldn’t even say that was curious

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By *tu30ssMan
over a year ago

blackpool

"Crappy single men being dicks & ruining it for the ones trying to be decent, friendly and respectful"

Agree with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demanding a reply 'even if its a no'

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Oh look a wink , I’ll take a look ……very nice looking couple ,wink back ……(nothing for a couple of days)

Message them I guess , hi guys thanks for the wink your profile looks great, want to see faces and talk about maybe taking it to a social meet or play ………..nothing

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Getting a massive leg cramp during an MMFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As an older guy I guess it is those who include the 18-99 age and yet have no intention of meeting anyone over say 40 - Clear from their verification list.

Why not decide it and stop any misunderstandings

I love to meet and hate wasting my time and theirs

Exactly this

Double this

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

People who share others private information is a massive pet peeve and those who feed into it are as bad.

Those who believe they are fab elite

Rudeness is annoying but the block button solves that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/04/22 06:21:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double messaging.. it's not going to make me answer quicker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inbox messages instead of replying on the forum thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blocked

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

1, I really hate being offered meets when we're not looking. It clearly says on profile that we always have a meet or statuts up when looking. Daily we get offers, and, or "wanna chat" see how we click. "No", cos it would of gone off the boil, or the diary dose not match.

2, We put a meet up for 2pm on a Tuedsay. We get bombarded with offers for, Thursday at 5pm, Tuesday at 10am ect. Why?, we've put a meet up, take whats on offer!

3, Others refering to me as "wife". We are in a long established relationship of 8 years, known each other for 13. I find it disrespectful that people assume I'm a wife.

4, cold call messages, where they bypass Mr. Sending me exsplict (spelling) messages of what they will do to me. Instant block. They can see it's a couples account. If you ignore Mr, you won't get in my knickers.

5, mesaages offering things we're not after. Biggest is " can I watch". Our profile title says " no just watchers". If we're out and looking we're out for extra. Not your live porn show. We don't mind watchers if we're in the middle of stuff. But not purley Vouyers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you’ve not replied to a message so they send ???

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"When you’ve not replied to a message so they send ???

You reply to my messages. Never gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are happy to watch me on cam but don't engage by chat, hide their profiles, and block all contact with me by gender/age filter. Rather hypocritical.

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

Drivers that leave a 30 or 40 mph zone and enter a national speed limit zone and still keep there speed at 30 or 40 !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak, bad spelling and pushy people.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The "We'll come say hi" line when going to a club, then blanking us.

*Disclaimer* People who say hi and have a chat don't have to play!

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"When you’ve not replied to a message so they send ???

Yes I find that offensively rude

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Hi - what?

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By *r and Mrs 81 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

Red flag lol I do chuckle at these x

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By *r and Mrs 81 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

They definitely do Try really hard don't they

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By *r and Mrs 81 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"1, I really hate being offered meets when we're not looking. It clearly says on profile that we always have a meet or statuts up when looking. Daily we get offers, and, or "wanna chat" see how we click. "No", cos it would of gone off the boil, or the diary dose not match.

2, We put a meet up for 2pm on a Tuedsay. We get bombarded with offers for, Thursday at 5pm, Tuesday at 10am ect. Why?, we've put a meet up, take whats on offer!

3, Others refering to me as "wife". We are in a long established relationship of 8 years, known each other for 13. I find it disrespectful that people assume I'm a wife.

Number 4 is a nightmare like whyyy ?? It's never going to happen save your breath mr lol x the male half just deletes them.

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By *Ci LutherMan
over a year ago

Cumalot

People that friends request you then never speak ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The very insecure, angry and dim people that post abuse about others on their updates when they don’t get the response they want.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful.

Have to agree "

Have to disagree. Not painful. Some people are dyslexic so we should be more non judgmental about peoples spelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text speak, bad spelling and pushy people. "

Lots of people text speak, its why mobile phones started having text function so you could send short messeges without writing a whole book = text speak!

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Unshaved cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who on there profile ask for guys to sendcface body cock pic when messaging but have none on there profile...

When on there interests they put something and when you ask them about it they say there not into it ...

Say they can travel.. but then always come up with a reason why they can't.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

Descent also seems to be appearing with a speed which would be dangerous without a decent parachute.

I have no problem with god not taking a capital G in this context!

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By *ondonexplorerMan
over a year ago

Ascot

All the bisexual 25 yr old female sports models who are constantly begging to give me a lesbian show and double bj.

Gets tedious.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

When people on the scene refer themselves as "professional".

Just a load of pretentious self proclaimed bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people on the scene refer themselves as "professional".

Just a load of pretentious self proclaimed bollocks."

Well said

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"When people on the scene refer themselves as "professional".

Just a load of pretentious self proclaimed bollocks.

Maybe it's code for on the game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had another of my pet peeves

Tell someone oh so nicely thay its a no and get the response

That's a shame

The most pointless reply ever

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By *kmaleMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Someone who reads a mail and does nothing with it.

I know that ladies and cpls get too many. Downside of a free site.

But just delete the message if you aren't interested or a polite 'no thanks'

Leaving it just read serves no purpose

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Friend requests, when they’ve got nothing themselves to offer.

Clearly they just want to see more of my pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had another of my pet peeves

Tell someone oh so nicely thay its a no and get the response

That's a shame

The most pointless reply ever "

Honestly, if someone takes the time to write back politely I'll thank them. Most don't even bother to open their messages; which suggests they should be narrowing their potential pool of prospects with a better profile.

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By *bhbCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

People assuming that because hb is a nurse that the uniform must be fun, she is extra horny etc.

Get peoples fantasy around nurses but often shows they haven't read the profile as we are both nurses!!

Not a big one but just a peeve.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Inbox messages instead of replying on the forum thread "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate rudness. There is no need for it. And thats for all. Men, women and couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate rudness. There is no need for it. And thats for all. Men, women and couples."

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Friend requests from unverified, no pic accounts. Dick pic as opening gambit, guys who open a couples account and uses partners pics with no permission.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who message us and always assume they are chatting to Mrs.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Fakes who worm their way into your friends pics then make every excuse under the sun when you try to arrange a social.

Messages from folk claiming great interest then not logging back in for weeks on end (even months)

Those who can't read your messages WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN CLUB MEETS Lol

Those who claim great, often repeated interest in meeting (or meeting again) yet communication is ALWAYS one way, full of excuses why they can't meet. If we don't message them, nothing ever appears.

Fake/misleading photos. We met a couple a month or two back, we couldn't recognise her at all

When you request face pics of a couple and get just one of the male or female that is VERY blurred, wearing sunglasses, clearly an old holiday photo and so on.

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

Well said, spelling officers piss me right off....

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By *ucelleCouple
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

Hate them, Human Soup

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By *unboy197077Man
over a year ago

Manchester M46

Fake profiles of which there are lots ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For us it’s the following

1) Repeat messaging - just don’t do it. The worst is when they just follow up with “???” Which i assume is to bump it up your mailbox again. Instant delete usually.

2) Bad spelling & grammar, or “text speak” sorry there is nothing less attractive than an idiot.

3) People sending messages with either no photos attached or visible on their profile and no, 27 close up photos of your cock from marginally different angles do not count. Won’t ever bother to reply to these.

4) Guys only addressing the female half as if I’m not even there. We are a couples profile for a reason…

These are all tiny annoyances but really build up when you get 30 of them a day.

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By *rKeefyMan
over a year ago

Ashton

Those that don't control their dog and think it's funny when it jumps up at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*guys only addressing the female

*Being sent dick pics

*People messaging assuming you'll meet instantly

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By *r and Mrs 81 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Looks like most couples have the same issue when receiving messages it's like the male half doesn't exist on the profile

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Women and couples who put up a meeting request looking for men but have blocked men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful.

Red flag lol I do chuckle at these x "

Definitely this

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"When people on the scene refer themselves as "professional".

Just a load of pretentious self proclaimed bollocks.

Maybe it's code for on the game?"

Nice one. Actually, there is a host of terms - often misused - such as "professional" or "discerning" that immediately have the "entitlement" alarm ringing. In short, anything that says "you're not good enough".

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

Never swing with anyone indiscrete where you live.

(And if I have to explain what I did there...)

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

"Guys who say they want to meet us both for bi action but have themselves down as straight on their profile.

Guys, cut out the bullsh*t. Unless you're declaring yourself as bi-curious at the very least you're not getting a meet because you're clearly just trying to get to the lady of the couple.

And besides, even if you did get a meet with us, my good lady would want a good mm show before she joins in, so unless you're genuinely bi you're wasting your time and ours."

100% This

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Discreet/discrete.

Oh god, it’s painful."

I don't hate it, but any spelling & grammar errors do get noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats I hate the fecking things

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Cats I hate the fecking things

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Looks like most couples have the same issue when receiving messages it's like the male half doesn't exist on the profile "

The irony is that that it is the female half who often doesn't.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

This website, just look how much space you get to type in. The desktop version wastes so much space

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