FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest first message you have had today?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't get any weird ones sadly! Nothing to report back here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We don't get any weird ones sadly! Nothing to report back here!

There is time yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message saying sorry you're not what we are looking for

OUTRAGEOUS lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

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must have got you purring

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By *dcumlover2Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

Never mind a weired message any message would be nice

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

"I got a message saying sorry you're not what we are looking for

OUTRAGEOUS lol"

I got that as well. I had never contacted them,ever.

Made them feel good about themselves I suppose

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

strensall

"Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

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sorry but it has not arrived yet,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too !

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By *ure_heatMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"U need dress more"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None so far.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"first message"......you crack me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking me for a ‘ mom & son’ role play

……. Errrrr no thanks

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Nope. Only had nice ones today. (Bragging).

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By *ornyandachingCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Had a message with a person saying no Thankyou

To what we have no idea we have never clicked on them prior to the message

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"We don't get any weird ones sadly! Nothing to report back here!

Give me a moment let me think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None today x

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Had one saying “no thanks I’m not fucking desperate” from a message i sent to say hi and I’m local and if she was interested in discreet nsa fun ( from their profile…) oh well

Win some lose some get called desperate some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine today was:

"Hi, would you like to tease or dominate me for your amusement at some point? You can do as much or as little as you feel comfortable with...."

Oooft I replied with a no thanks only because it could be dangerous me possibly getting carried away with any direction I provided

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By *ayskiMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

You not feline it then?

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By *inkandBradCouple
over a year ago

Cannock

Has to be the guy that sent a picture randomly of a banana in his ass that he then wanted to deepthroat til he threw up and use the vomit as lube

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By *wesomeLolaCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Buckinghamshire

First message?

Nope, none today.

None yesterday.

None last week.

None last month...

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"Has to be the guy that sent a picture randomly of a banana in his ass that he then wanted to deepthroat til he threw up and use the vomit as lube

loved to hear your response lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Could we see some vulva please'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have you got stretch marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked if would fuck a guy if he wore his wife's clothes as she doesn't like cock anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being asked if would fuck a guy if he wore his wife's clothes as she doesn't like cock anymore"

Haha kinky

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

Even a weird message would be something.....

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

They have scratchy tongues

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Has to be the guy that sent a picture randomly of a banana in his ass that he then wanted to deepthroat til he threw up and use the vomit as lube

Some people are very imaginative when it comes to sexual pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being sent a first message.... What is that? Haha

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By *ood girl2010Couple
over a year ago

crewe

"Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

Just has message asking will I meet him and his mate for 3 sum but bit has to be at mine.they both want to use me. Omg sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi what you doing this weekend

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

What's a message, let alone the first one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

You not feline it then?

Lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a weird one but today a guy said that I was beautiful and classy ... and added what a waste of a good woman

NBVN x

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

A guy just asked me to fart tease him. He wants to taste my big juicy farts!

I mean…. My farts are pretty juicy but still…. At least by me a drink first

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london

Haven’t received any today.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

When good neighbours become good friends...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you take £10 million pound but have to get harassed by a slug for the rest of your life. The slug can travel in a straight line and never be obstructed, if it touches you, you die?

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By *iobhan123Woman
over a year ago

Deal

£50 to allow a complete stranger to give me a 30 minute massage... has he heard of minimum wage!!

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By *scarpatMan
over a year ago

sexy town

Just any old message would be nice. I actually get excited when I refresh the page and fab swingers message me saying I got 5 days left of my membership.

At least they're polite. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get a lot of messages like hey your fit or just hey.

Do people think that is how to start a conversation?

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Whats a message ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No weird ones today.. feel abit disappointed now lol

Mrs x

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

“If you suck i’m down for it”

I guess at least he typed “you” in full

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol / London

“Never message me again. Just because you can quite pi to 37 digits doesn’t mean you should”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I drain all your spunk from your cock was an opening message of day

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Some really weird guy saying he'd lick Tony's ass and the dirtier it was the better

.... instant heave and block.

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm a man. I don't get messages??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None yesterday, but today is still young.

The mr

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

None as yet, just the usual haven't read/ignored our profile and filters

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