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"Ladies what are the largest and widest things that you have stuck in your pussy? " A baby | |||
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"Ladies what are the largest and widest things that you have stuck in your pussy? A baby " Hahahaha good answer | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol "That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts. My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was "going back in" | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in""You must have one stretched vagina. | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "Oh dear | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "“It was at that moment, he knew he’d fucked up” | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
“It was at that moment, he knew he’d fucked up”"Great timing lol | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
“It was at that moment, he knew he’d fucked up”"Or he realised it probably wasnt a good idea to bunk off human biology lessons to buy fags | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "Oh dear big mistake. Too late you are fucked | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was "going back in""I was 10.5 my poor mum | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "Lol my baby was 9lb 4 with a big head. We do shrink back you know. | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was "going back in"
I was 10.5 my poor mum"Ouch | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "????? Yeah, it's not like they're designed to stretch and then go back to normal. We're all left with gaping holes after having kids. ?? | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
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Yeah, it's not like they're designed to stretch and then go back to normal. We're all left with gaping holes after having kids. ??"Is that why someone won’t sit on bar stools, I always wondered  | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
“It was at that moment, he knew he’d fucked up”"We thought exactly the same  | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "Very charming... he does know where he came from right? | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
Very charming... he does know where he came from right?"Hahahahhaahahah.  | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
Very charming... he does know where he came from right?"And now he knows why there is an echo when he talks to his mum
(Joke before anyone throws me into a cavernous vagina with no rescue ladder  ) | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
Very charming... he does know where he came from right?
Hahahahhaahahah. "Not sure if i should be offended by the OPs comments about me but no complaints so far and plenty of compliments. I'll believe that over some nobody | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
Very charming... he does know where he came from right?".  | |||
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"Ladies what are the largest and widest things that you have stuck in your pussy? A baby " Brilliant answer!  | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "Great reason for filters  | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
Great reason for filters "And condoms  | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "That went down hill quickly | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
Great reason for filters "Is there a filter for stupid?!? | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "I know someone who had twins that were 8lbs each . Not bad for someone who was 5 foot nothing. | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was "going back in""8.5?? 11.2 bouncing boy here | |||
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"Clearly this post was written by somebody who probably doesn’t have the capacity to stretch one, even a little... "Or probably never had the opportunity to try. Only thing he’s stretch is his hand I expect | |||
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"Ladies what are the largest and widest things that you have stuck in your pussy? A baby " To be fair nothing is quite as big as a baby so great answer. T | |||
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"Ladies what are the largest and widest things that you have stuck in your pussy? A baby " | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "And tbe ultimite dick award 2021 go to | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was "going back in"
8.5??
11.2 bouncing boy here "Jenny just crossed her legs and winced. You are one brave woman | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was "going back in"
8.5??
11.2 bouncing boy here
Jenny just crossed her legs and winced. You are one brave woman "See thats what i mean. This is the female equivalent of a kick in the nuts. We cross our legs to this. You do it to that | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was "going back in"
8.5??
11.2 bouncing boy here
Jenny just crossed her legs and winced. You are one brave woman
See thats what i mean. This is the female equivalent of a kick in the nuts. We cross our legs to this. You do it to that"Ask a guy if he would want another kick in the nuts its that painful jenny went through it four times. Us guys would not want another kick in the balls nevermind four lol. John | |||
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"1. An Aubergine 2. A Rolling Pin I've never given birth vaginally " Rolling pin sounds painful. Was it? | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina.
?????
Yeah, it's not like they're designed to stretch and then go back to normal. We're all left with gaping holes after having kids. ??"Oh and you know sometime we can get a Nhs designer vagina afterwards
I've got 2 kids...ladies none we as big as yours...ouch....anyway if anything I get the opposite complaints...tight..dumb Ass go back to school or at least use Google! | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was
"going back in"
You must have one stretched vagina. "HaHa, well THAT didn't go quite the way Dr Dickhead was expecting, did it? He's the next candidate for the "UNLOS" award. lol...lol | |||
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"1. An Aubergine 2. A Rolling Pin I've never given birth vaginally Rolling pin sounds painful. Was it?" Nah | |||
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"You gave birth to a baby. You didn't stick it back in did u? Lol
That just made me cross my legs in the same way men do when seeing someone hit in the nuts.
My son was 8.5lbs. No way he was "going back in"
8.5??
11.2 bouncing boy here
Jenny just crossed her legs and winced. You are one brave woman
See thats what i mean. This is the female equivalent of a kick in the nuts. We cross our legs to this. You do it to that
Ask a guy if he would want another kick in the nuts its that painful jenny went through it four times. Us guys would not want another kick in the balls nevermind four lol. John"And that my friend is why i stopped after 1. Initally wanted 4 but that aint happening again | |||
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"Ladies what are the largest and widest things that you have stuck in your pussy? A baby " Great Answer | |||
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"Ladies what are the largest and widest things that you have stuck in your pussy? A baby Pick up off the floor ???????????? " | |||
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