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By *ystuff32 OP   Couple
over a year ago

essex

Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ? "

We got one a while back as the missus loves the feel of a hot spurt. Unfortunately the one we got was way too girthy and not comfortable. It even came with a recipe of how to make your own both edible and realistic cum

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of this I need to look into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havnt but always wanted to try one also

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By *ystuff32 OP   Couple
over a year ago

essex


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ?

We got one a while back as the missus loves the feel of a hot spurt. Unfortunately the one we got was way too girthy and not comfortable. It even came with a recipe of how to make your own both edible and realistic cum

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x"

Sounds like fun where did you get it from ?

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

I can remember being at a party, Anne summers style, and two of these being brought out for show around, being the very mature sober adults we was we used them for a water pistol fight of spunk

Everything in the room was dripping and the lady who done the parties wasn't very impressed

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By *ystuff32 OP   Couple
over a year ago

essex


"I can remember being at a party, Anne summers style, and two of these being brought out for show around, being the very mature sober adults we was we used them for a water pistol fight of spunk

Everything in the room was dripping and the lady who done the parties wasn't very impressed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ?

We got one a while back as the missus loves the feel of a hot spurt. Unfortunately the one we got was way too girthy and not comfortable. It even came with a recipe of how to make your own both edible and realistic cum

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x

Sounds like fun where did you get it from ?"

Lovehoney

Realistic ejaculating dildo £45

S&S x

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By *akes handymanMan
over a year ago

In the Lakes

So what’s the recipe or ideas for realistic cum ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"So what’s the recipe or ideas for realistic cum ?"

Yes I was wondering too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't even know this was a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what’s the recipe or ideas for realistic cum ?

Yes I was wondering too"

Heheheh. Pervy bunch

The first recommendation was warmed-up lube if you weren’t interested in tasting it.

One of the recipes uses 1 cup of water (236 ml)

2 teaspoons of icing sugar and 1 heaped tablespoon of coconut oil It can be found online.

S&S x

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By *akes handymanMan
over a year ago

In the Lakes

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By *akes handymanMan
over a year ago

In the Lakes


"So what’s the recipe or ideas for realistic cum ?

Yes I was wondering too

Heheheh. Pervy bunch

The first recommendation was warmed-up lube if you weren’t interested in tasting it.

One of the recipes uses 1 cup of water (236 ml)

2 teaspoons of icing sugar and 1 heaped tablespoon of coconut oil It can be found online.

S&S x"

Wouldn’t sugar cause a yeast infection?

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By *e Kinky FewMan
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

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By *ungblackbullMan
over a year ago

scotland


"So what’s the recipe or ideas for realistic cum ?

Yes I was wondering too

Heheheh. Pervy bunch

The first recommendation was warmed-up lube if you weren’t interested in tasting it.

One of the recipes uses 1 cup of water (236 ml)

2 teaspoons of icing sugar and 1 heaped tablespoon of coconut oil It can be found online.

S&S x

Wouldn’t sugar cause a yeast infection?"

I don't think the purpose is necessarily to squirt it up there...Well, at least that's not what happens on pornhub...

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By *e Kinky FewMan
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have one that can be attached to our strapon.. we only use it for external fun..facials etc..water and vegetable milk ..

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By *e Kinky FewMan
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire


"So what’s the recipe or ideas for realistic cum ?

Yes I was wondering too

Heheheh. Pervy bunch

The first recommendation was warmed-up lube if you weren’t interested in tasting it.

One of the recipes uses 1 cup of water (236 ml)

2 teaspoons of icing sugar and 1 heaped tablespoon of coconut oil It can be found online.

S&S x

Wouldn’t sugar cause a yeast infection?

I don't think the purpose is necessarily to squirt it up there...Well, at least that's not what happens on pornhub..."

That’s what I was thinking, you could say it was on the tip of my tongue, lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There are lubes that are like cum - 1 is called Spunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did not know this was a thing, every day is a school day

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn


"

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x"

Wow, didnt know Next sold that sort of thing!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x

Wow, didnt know Next sold that sort of thing!!? "

Primark

Cheaper

S&S

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn


"

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x

Wow, didnt know Next sold that sort of thing!!?

Primark

Cheaper

S&S "

Must remember that...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" 1 heaped tablespoon of coconut oil It can be found online.

"

You can buy coconut oil at Aldi and most other supermarkets

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By *layfulAussieMan
over a year ago

Sydney


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ?

We got one a while back as the missus loves the feel of a hot spurt. Unfortunately the one we got was way too girthy and not comfortable. It even came with a recipe of how to make your own both edible and realistic cum

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x"

Next sale?

You're more than welcome to use mine... it's incredibly life like and you don't need to cook up any recipe for the hot spurt lol

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

you can by some lube called spunk looks just like the real thing, and being lube has that added benefit

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By *ystuff32 OP   Couple
over a year ago

essex

I'm glad it isn't just us that haven't seen them before

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By *ystuff32 OP   Couple
over a year ago

essex


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ?

We got one a while back as the missus loves the feel of a hot spurt. Unfortunately the one we got was way too girthy and not comfortable. It even came with a recipe of how to make your own both edible and realistic cum

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x

Sounds like fun where did you get it from ?

Lovehoney

Realistic ejaculating dildo £45

S&S x"

The only one we can find on there is £69.99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ?

We got one a while back as the missus loves the feel of a hot spurt. Unfortunately the one we got was way too girthy and not comfortable. It even came with a recipe of how to make your own both edible and realistic cum

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x

Sounds like fun where did you get it from ?

Lovehoney

Realistic ejaculating dildo £45

S&S x

The only one we can find on there is £69.99"

69 quid ? Oh the irony

It’s the third in the list, but it’s showing out of stock.

S&S x

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By *ystuff32 OP   Couple
over a year ago

essex


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ?

We got one a while back as the missus loves the feel of a hot spurt. Unfortunately the one we got was way too girthy and not comfortable. It even came with a recipe of how to make your own both edible and realistic cum

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x

Sounds like fun where did you get it from ?

Lovehoney

Realistic ejaculating dildo £45

S&S x

The only one we can find on there is £69.99

69 quid ? Oh the irony

It’s the third in the list, but it’s showing out of stock.

S&S x"

69

Just ordered one

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

They are girthy to say the least, I use cornflower mix to make the cum, much better though if someone is in control of the dildo and the squeeze’y bottle the cum is stored in ready for ejaculating when you hopefully are not expecting like a real woman gets, quite a reservoir of cum and the last time Katie has it used on her she was draining cum all day, must have changed my panties 3-4 times

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We have one but it’s not much to write home about.

Thing just has a little motor that makes a strange pumping noise and then squirts a bit feebly out of the end. Was always worried about making sure the tubes inside were properly cleaned so don’t think we’ve used it more than once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ?

We got one a while back as the missus loves the feel of a hot spurt. Unfortunately the one we got was way too girthy and not comfortable. It even came with a recipe of how to make your own both edible and realistic cum

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x

Sounds like fun where did you get it from ?

Lovehoney

Realistic ejaculating dildo £45

S&S x

The only one we can find on there is £69.99

69 quid ? Oh the irony

It’s the third in the list, but it’s showing out of stock.

S&S x

69

Just ordered one "

Ohhhhhhhh jolly good.

Full report required.

And pictures. Pictures would be good.

Enjoy.

S&S x

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By *ystuff32 OP   Couple
over a year ago

essex


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ?

We got one a while back as the missus loves the feel of a hot spurt. Unfortunately the one we got was way too girthy and not comfortable. It even came with a recipe of how to make your own both edible and realistic cum

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x

Sounds like fun where did you get it from ?

Lovehoney

Realistic ejaculating dildo £45

S&S x

The only one we can find on there is £69.99

69 quid ? Oh the irony

It’s the third in the list, but it’s showing out of stock.

S&S x

69

Just ordered one

Ohhhhhhhh jolly good.

Full report required.

And pictures. Pictures would be good.

Enjoy.

S&S x"

Will do our best

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By *ystuff32 OP   Couple
over a year ago

essex

Anyone got a good recipe for making realistic cum for our new toy ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a good recipe for making realistic cum for our new toy ? X"

Just use cauliflower cheese. That way you can eat it afterwards, too.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Anyone got a good recipe for making realistic cum for our new toy ? X"

Lovehoney sells fake cum, much safer than making some sugar-based recipe.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Who wouldn't wanf to try one!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to try one too. Have her unload all over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ?

We got one a while back as the missus loves the feel of a hot spurt. Unfortunately the one we got was way too girthy and not comfortable. It even came with a recipe of how to make your own both edible and realistic cum

May look for a smaller one during the next sale.

S&S x

Sounds like fun where did you get it from ?

Lovehoney

Realistic ejaculating dildo £45

S&S x

The only one we can find on there is £69.99

69 quid ? Oh the irony

It’s the third in the list, but it’s showing out of stock.

S&S x

69

Just ordered one

Ohhhhhhhh jolly good.

Full report required.

And pictures. Pictures would be good.

Enjoy.

S&S x

Will do our best "

Any feedback on your new toy yet, or are you still too busy to give an unbiased review ?

S&S x

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry


"Has anyone used an ejaculating dildo? Are they any good ? "

Got mine but not tried it yet.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"you can by some lube called spunk looks just like the real thing, and being lube has that added benefit"

I have this lube for my FwB when we play with our ejeculating strap on but I am still unsure if it's ok to shoot a full load of spunk lube up her pussy. She asks me to but I am not sure a load of spunk lube deep in her pussy is safe.

Anyone know if this stuff is ok use internally in large quantities. I so what to give her a huge cream pie with it.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"you can by some lube called spunk looks just like the real thing, and being lube has that added benefit

I have this lube for my FwB when we play with our ejeculating strap on but I am still unsure if it's ok to shoot a full load of spunk lube up her pussy. She asks me to but I am not sure a load of spunk lube deep in her pussy is safe.

Anyone know if this stuff is ok use internally in large quantities. I so what to give her a huge cream pie with it. "

I haven’t tried that brand specifically, but I’ve often done this with other brands with no problems. It’s just messy for ages afterwards as it comes back out.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"you can by some lube called spunk looks just like the real thing, and being lube has that added benefit

I have this lube for my FwB when we play with our ejeculating strap on but I am still unsure if it's ok to shoot a full load of spunk lube up her pussy. She asks me to but I am not sure a load of spunk lube deep in her pussy is safe.

Anyone know if this stuff is ok use internally in large quantities. I so what to give her a huge cream pie with it.

I haven’t tried that brand specifically, but I’ve often done this with other brands with no problems. It’s just messy for ages afterwards as it comes back out."

Thanks for your info. Out of interest what brands have you used to do this?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I can remember being at a party, Anne summers style, and two of these being brought out for show around, being the very mature sober adults we was we used them for a water pistol fight of spunk

Everything in the room was dripping and the lady who done the parties wasn't very impressed "

Haha.. sounds like a great party

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"you can by some lube called spunk looks just like the real thing, and being lube has that added benefit

I have this lube for my FwB when we play with our ejeculating strap on but I am still unsure if it's ok to shoot a full load of spunk lube up her pussy. She asks me to but I am not sure a load of spunk lube deep in her pussy is safe.

Anyone know if this stuff is ok use internally in large quantities. I so what to give her a huge cream pie with it.

I haven’t tried that brand specifically, but I’ve often done this with other brands with no problems. It’s just messy for ages afterwards as it comes back out.

Thanks for your info. Out of interest what brands have you used to do this? "

I use a fake cum one called Creamy, but I’ve done it with KY Jelly as well. Unless she has an allergy to it, it’s body safe so she shouldn’t have a bad reaction to it. And the force of the “ejaculation” shouldn’t be enough to harm her.

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

When I was younger, I made my own Ejaculating Dildo

I used silicone, radio controlled petrol car fuel pipe and a syringe.

I used to fill the syringe with liquid silk lube (that looks like cum).

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