FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

Anything lost up a pussy?

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was having a joke with a friend the other day about things that could be lost up a pussy - but I wondered if any ladies have had it happen for real?

Condom? , bottle top? Finger nail? - or things far more exotic

If so - what did you do about it? X

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Get it up there girls.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oistknickersCouple
over a year ago

London

My self respect and dignity.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

My virginity

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lost my breakfast.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"My virginity"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My sis pulled out her coil as she thought it was a tampon string she could feel.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sis pulled out her coil as she thought it was a tampon string she could feel."

This gives me the fear

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"My sis pulled out her coil as she thought it was a tampon string she could feel."

Eek That must have been quite a surprise for her

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't think it was possible to lose anything up there as the cervix closes it off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I once briefly lost a bullet vibrator up a woman once. I dont even remember how, it just kinda sucked up there

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nt1Man
over a year ago

Allington

My ex lost a condom up there before we met. She had to go to hospital to get it hooked out..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

my watch

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago

nr Edinburgh

Blimey, anatomy lessons needed here.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I lost a tampon up there, well I panicked because I couldn't remember if it taken one out before replacing. I had to go and see a nurse ~ how embarrassing!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't think it was possible to lose anything up there as the cervix closes it off "

Some women can get a fist up there so plenty of room for something else

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I didn't think it was possible to lose anything up there as the cervix closes it off "

Yeah it can't get lost as in go beyond tge vagina but small objects can be hard to find when deep up there. There's small gaps down the side of the cervix too. Like little pockets that things like a condom can easily hide in.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I was having phone sex with a lover and was using a mini bullet vibe that had swappable hoods on them, you know the kind of thing.

Anyhoo, after we had both come, i put the phone down and was cleaning up when i noticed that the removable hood wasn't on the vibe.

Searched the bed, on the floor... then thought that the only other place it could be was up the chuff.

I delved in and sure enough it was in there - i could just feel a but if it as i bore down but not enough to get a grip of - it was slippery after all.

Cur a frantic phonecall to lover, 250 miles away. I explained the situation and when he'd finished laughing said i should try bearing down whilst squatting and to see if i could reach it then.

I couldn't. I tried for several hours that night to get it out to no avail. Eventually i convinced myself if i slept i might relax enough to be able to get it out the next morning.

But no. It wasn't for coming out. I then convinced myself that i might have to go to the Drs and get them to remove it.

But then i remembered that my ex husband has really big hands. Like fucking massive. His fingers were way longer than mine. We has been divorced for four years at this point, but fuck, he's seen me give birth several times so any shame i had about hom seeing my minge had long gone.

Turns out it took the last of my dignity with it. I had to go to my ex husbands house and ask him if he would mind rooting in my flange looking for this lost vibrator tip.

He found it. But not before he'd had a good feel around. We have never spoken of it since.

Moral of the story - always use sold vibrators. Especiall if you value your dignity.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey, anatomy lessons needed here. "

"Dr. Laura Hagopian is an emergency room physician who has seen her share of vaginal foreign bodies. First, she wants to assure you the object can’t get very far and says, “The vagina ends at the cervix (bottom of the uterus), so foreign bodies generally have nowhere to go but stay in the vaginal canal.” So, don’t worry — it can’t make its way through your body never to be found again. It will come out one way or another."

taken from an article on sheknows.com. I'm perfectly clued up on my anatomy, but thanks for the concern

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't think it was possible to lose anything up there as the cervix closes it off

Yeah it can't get lost as in go beyond tge vagina but small objects can be hard to find when deep up there. There's small gaps down the side of the cervix too. Like little pockets that things like a condom can easily hide in. "

Thank you, I guess I took the word "lost" too literally haha. Although this is another fear to add to my already long list!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley

Only my car keys!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I was worried about a mars bar once, all that chocolate going to waste.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was worried about a mars bar once, all that chocolate going to waste."

That’s an easy one. Have a willing partner and let it all be lapped up as it comes out with the flow xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sis pulled out her coil as she thought it was a tampon string she could feel."

I’ve done this

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Condom ... embarrassing and not cool

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only many years of my youth I’ll never get back

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"Only many years of my youth I’ll never get back "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Coxk ring came off as the wife was really really wet. Quite a giggle ensued with made getting it out harder as she clenched with each giggle. Going down on clit soon stopped that and then the ring was subtly extracted before she came.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top