Weird opening messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the weirdest /funniest opening message you've recieved? Got this one last night..

I'm a straight guy but want my arse played with. I need picking up from my birds house anytime after 3 can you help...

Er no lol

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

"What's the weirdest /funniest opening message you've recieved? Got this one last night..

I'm a straight guy but want my arse played with. I need picking up from my birds house anytime after 3 can you help...

Er no lol

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LOL, that is an instant classic.

Our weirdest was probably:

“Are you interested in breeding, I am a very heavy cummer”

Erm, all the no’s in the world mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got one with a guy saying his gf cheated on him... I said wtf you telling us for for... he said just saying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one who gave 2 options in his message. 1 was meeting him for dating, when he'd eventually pop the question, we'd get married, have kids etc. Option 2 was just NSA fun, seemed like a one-off. I chose option 3, not meet

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By *ood girl2010Couple
over a year ago

crewe

I got one from a Cpl and it said he can we meet today I have my mates to gang bang you

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