FabSwingers.com forum: Bollox to your profile bio!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well tonight has been a revelation:

Bollox to whats written in the profile bio. Just message anyway. Message receivers what you’d like is irrelevant. Lol. You never know you might get a shag out of it. Try your luck. Rude not to.

I love Fab. Its great.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"if you don't ask you don't get!"

If you do ask despite me being clear I'm not interested, you get blocked. Capiche?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if you don't ask you don't get!"

If you do ask despite me being clear I'm not interested, you get blocked. Capiche?"

Capiche Don Inaswingdress but why do these luck triers not capiche? Lmaooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you don't ask you don't get!"

If you do ask despite me being clear I'm not interested, you get blocked. Capiche?

Capiche Don Inaswingdress but why do these luck triers not capiche? Lmaooo. "

I always read profiles.

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Well tonight has been a revelation:

Bollox to whats written in the profile bio. Just message anyway. Message receivers what you’d like is irrelevant. Lol. You never know you might get a shag out of it. Try your luck. Rude not to.

I love Fab. Its great.

Who knew?!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well tonight has been a revelation:

Bollox to whats written in the profile bio. Just message anyway. Message receivers what you’d like is irrelevant. Lol. You never know you might get a shag out of it. Try your luck. Rude not to.

I love Fab. Its great.

I've had this for 2 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you don't ask you don't get!"

If you do ask despite me being clear I'm not interested, you get blocked. Capiche?

Capiche Don Inaswingdress but why do these luck triers not capiche? Lmaooo.

I always read profiles. "

You're definitely in a minority.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"if you don't ask you don't get!"

If you do ask despite me being clear I'm not interested, you get blocked. Capiche?

Capiche Don Inaswingdress but why do these luck triers not capiche? Lmaooo.

I always read profiles. "

Sorry about mine

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

This is why single males are blocked its mostly them we found who couldn't read.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Story of my life, my profile says I don't play with couples so a couples asks me to play, I tell them to read my profile, then they ask if I'll just play with the male, I tell them my profile says I'm only interested in single men, then they say that because he has permission that it's OK.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"This is why single males are blocked its mostly them we found who couldn't read.

I find couples worse for this, they just send to ignore the single men only thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suffer from this aswell, so fucking annoying...they probably think that because I'm trans they must get a chance, or they read their profile and still try anyway. It has honestly made me tilted when they ask, although I do like the appreciation from them so I keep the filters turned off.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This is why single males are blocked its mostly them we found who couldn't read.

I find couples worse for this, they just send to ignore the single men only thing."

I find proportionally single women and couples much worse than single guys. It's just if I get two messages from women, four from couples, and 100 from guys, the fact that 50-75% of women/couples ignore my preferences is going to be less annoying than 40% of men. (so four annoying messages as opposed to 40)

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"This is why single males are blocked its mostly them we found who couldn't read.

I find couples worse for this, they just send to ignore the single men only thing."

Agreed....couples think they have a “right”....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who messages us who blatantly hasn't read our wants and desires, gets sent a postcode for the local gypsy site.

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ah the old message from the "entitled" generation...

"But i want it and you'll give it to me, maa, maa, maa (dummy chucked across room)....."

Aye, right, on yer bike...

Surprisingly we seem to miss all these types messages. Have no idea why everyone else gets them... we are just plain inoccent....

Nobody likes us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Majority of men who message me haven’t read my profile.

But I can sort of understand why they chance it with some women as you read their profile and they have what they’re looking for or not looking for yet their verifications are from men who according to their profile, they weren’t looking for and they’re not social veris either.

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

We've blocked guys from our profile even though the first line of our profile makes our interests clear !

We've actually had the worse messages from single ladies !!! One was just down right rude and obnoxious and the nicest one has been from a TV/TS who lou still chats to about make up and stuff.

I think there's bad apples in all demographics on here and like most things in life effort and time will bring you what you're looking for

Ray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if the messages from people who clearly did not read profiles are just the very wide net approach? Message every woman/couple within X miles limit and hopefully someone replies? As surely it can't be that a large percentage of Fab users are unable to read and understand relatively simple English?

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By *efinitely worth it...Woman
over a year ago

East Riding of Yorkshire

They don't seem to understand it saves everyone time, it should be so easy to match on here but I spend so much time just deleting stuff! Have found a few diamonds too though who can actually read

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

My profile makes completely clear that I am here looking for black men only. Yet 90% of my messages are from white men or white couples. Usually attaching some disgusting (to me) pink dick pic. They either don’t read the profile or say ‘i know you’re into black guys but I’ve got a dick like a black guy’ or ‘I thought you might make an exception to for me, had to try’. The ones that do read and message anyway are the last people you would meet because they show zero respect for what you want. There is an alarming number of those, I dread to think what they’d be like on a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We never message without looking to see if a lady is looking for couples. Unfortunately, the majority give the few a bad name

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Anyone who messages us who blatantly hasn't read our wants and desires, gets sent a postcode for the local gypsy site. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought if you try sending a message to someone and you don’t fit their looking for it comes up and says. If they ignore that, they have no cares about you. So why the hell would we waste our time on them

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I wonder if the messages from people who clearly did not read profiles are just the very wide net approach? Message every woman/couple within X miles limit and hopefully someone replies? As surely it can't be that a large percentage of Fab users are unable to read and understand relatively simple English?

Fab is a huge melting pot from all walks of life....many would not be in the top 5% of Mensa tests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is a huge melting pot from all walks of life....many would not be in the top 5% of Mensa tests

I wouldn't expect anyone on here (no insults intended) to fall within the top 5% of Mensa tests. But I would expect basic English skills.

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Fab is a huge melting pot from all walks of life....many would not be in the top 5% of Mensa tests

I wouldn't expect anyone on here (no insults intended) to fall within the top 5% of Mensa tests. But I would expect basic English skills. "

Why not? Are Mensa members not allowed to be sexually experimental?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes.

Nothing makes my clitoris want to shrivel and die more than "you have a vagina, you'll do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry. What's a profile?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Sorry. What's a profile?"

That stuff with the pictures and boring shit no one reads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry. What's a profile?

That stuff with the pictures and boring shit no one reads

Oh that.

While I've got you, FAF?

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

We all just to realise that the people ignoring your bio are special, their mum's tell them so, and therefore they can completely ignore your bio. That's why we have blocked single men, would like to say minority spoiling it for the many but think it is the other way round.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"We all just to realise that the people ignoring your bio are special, their mum's tell them so, and therefore they can completely ignore your bio. That's why we have blocked single men, would like to say minority spoiling it for the many but think it is the other way round."

You want things, but it's different because it's them, right? Your desires don't matter because they're a special widdle snowflake

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

We also say bollox to the profile bio that's why we don't have one

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Read a profile? Why would I* bother doing that? Have you seen how long some of them are? They've got paragraphs!

Look, fab tells me there are 500 women within the half a mile I'm willing to travel (I might be desperate, but I'm not going to put any effort into this). If I stopped to read every single profile there's no way I'd be able to email them all.

And even if I did, most of them will say they're not looking for a quality catch like me even though they really are. They just say they're not to keep the riff-raff away. I'm too smart to fall for that. In any case - even if they think they're not interested, hey, I'm me. Who could resist? One look at the dick pics I'm attaching will change their mind.

Nah, best to just send as many emails as possible. I can sort out the ones I'd actually be willing to fuck from the replies I get. I have standards, you know!

That's right. Make it as quick and easy as possible for me, and ignore the time and effort on your side. Because that's the kind of sex you'll be getting from me.

*not me

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"This is why single males are blocked its mostly them we found who couldn't read.

I find couples worse for this, they just send to ignore the single men only thing."

Take away the couple profiles dominated by the male, males only still here from older couples profiles, actual fake couple profiles that are only a guy & there's far fewer couples than you think on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want things, but it's different because it's them, right? Your desires don't matter because they're a special widdle snowflake "

I love reading profiles! Why is that such a rarity? I don't understand. Profiles are often funny and insightful and extremely well written.

... And I'm definitely a vewy special widdlesnowfwake.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"if you don't ask you don't get!"

If you do ask despite me being clear I'm not interested, you get blocked. Capiche?

Capiche Don Inaswingdress but why do these luck triers not capiche? Lmaooo.

I always read profiles. "

That doesn't stop them messaging.

I have my filters open, as I have had some great chats with people I'm not looking to meet.

It's the "I know you are only meeting women but I thought it was worth a try anyway" ones that I don't get

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Well tonight has been a revelation:

Bollox to whats written in the profile bio. Just message anyway. Message receivers what you’d like is irrelevant. Lol. You never know you might get a shag out of it. Try your luck. Rude not to.

I love Fab. Its great.

Have a look at chadfishing screenshots. Shows that truthfully there is little point in reading bios.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"if you don't ask you don't get!"

If you do ask despite me being clear I'm not interested, you get blocked. Capiche?

Capiche Don Inaswingdress but why do these luck triers not capiche? Lmaooo.

I always read profiles.

That doesn't stop them messaging.

I have my filters open, as I have had some great chats with people I'm not looking to meet.

It's the "I know you are only meeting women but I thought it was worth a try anyway" ones that I don't get

We had lots of those in the early days & just chose to block guys @ be done with it.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"This is why single males are blocked its mostly them we found who couldn't read.

Ditto. Absolutely this!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I wouldn't expect anyone on here (no insults intended) to fall within the top 5% of Mensa tests. But I would expect basic English skills. "

Why?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Come to Brighton and I’ll shag you on the nudist beach

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By *oinus1961Couple
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Despite saying twice in block capitals we are not meeting we get at least one meet request a day. The best ones however compliment us on our non existent photographs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when I get a message saying they like my profile and they think they tick my boxes, yet when I read theirs, they are 5ft fuck all smokers without a verification having been here 5 years

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Well tonight has been a revelation:

Bollox to whats written in the profile bio. Just message anyway. Message receivers what you’d like is irrelevant. Lol. You never know you might get a shag out of it. Try your luck. Rude not to.

I love Fab. Its great.

Don't reply to anybody who has clearly not read your profile.

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By *andlingswingersCouple
over a year ago

Woodbridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80% of people who message me have clearly not read my profile as there are no face pics in their first messages, I have ignored an unbelievable number over this since joining. All because they can’t take just 1 minute to read a profile!

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"This is why single males are blocked its mostly them we found who couldn't read.

I find couples worse for this, they just send to ignore the single men only thing.

Isn't that the truth?! So frustrating that those idiots make it more difficult for the rest of us.

To be honest we never message single women first. Although we would love to meet one we are happy to look for this in a club or if by some divine chance they message us first. Purely because we dont want to come across like all the others in our area.

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