FabSwingers.com forum: THE AMAZING ADE

By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

For my next trick,i will guess your AGE

i just need toknow how many timesa DAY you think of SEX ?

now it needs to be more than 0 and no more than 10 ...

(so if you think about sex all the time,then you aint acting your AGE ,lol)

SO LET ME GUESS...

1.first times that sex number by 2

2. ADD 5

3. Times that number by 50

4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,

5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....

6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc

7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?

8.The First Number is the amount of times you think of SEX per day

( if you have a 4 digit number you think of it 10 times a day ..ya naughty buggers,lolthats an ADE BOMUS for you ..

9. THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE...

...YOUR AGE ...

ARE YOU NOT AMAZED.......!!

by ADE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the 2nd and third lines made it null and void..no more than ten?!

come on

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"the 2nd and third lines made it null and void..no more than ten?!

come on"

LOL, just prtend it's 10 then ...i'll still..AMAZE YOU ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, I'm having to take the batteries out of the vibrator to put in the CASIO here...

David Blaine never had these problems!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??"

me too

Wolf

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"For my next trick,i will guess your AGE

i just need toknow how many timesa DAY you think of SEX ?

now it needs to be more than 0 and no more than 10 ...

(so if you think about sex all the time,then you aint acting your AGE ,lol)

SO LET ME GUESS...

1.first times that sex number by 2

2. ADD 5

3. Times that number by 50

4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,

5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....

6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc

7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?

8.The First Number is the amount of times you think of SEX per day

( if you have a 4 digit number you think of it 10 times a day ..ya naughty buggers,lolthats an ADE BOMUS for you ..

9. THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE...

...YOUR AGE ...

ARE YOU NOT AMAZED.......!!

Nope......... it was a year out! Nice try though

by ADE

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"For my next trick,i will guess your AGE

i just need toknow how many timesa DAY you think of SEX ?

now it needs to be more than 0 and no more than 10 ...

(so if you think about sex all the time,then you aint acting your AGE ,lol)

SO LET ME GUESS...

1.first times that sex number by 2

2. ADD 5

3. Times that number by 50

4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,

5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....

6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc

7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?

8.The First Number is the amount of times you think of SEX per day

( if you have a 4 digit number you think of it 10 times a day ..ya naughty buggers,lolthats an ADE BOMUS for you ..

9. THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE...

...YOUR AGE ...

ARE YOU NOT AMAZED.......!!

Nope......... it was a year out! Nice try though

by ADE

i always give ladies the benefit of the Doubt

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??

me too

Wolf

i like to tease too...

You are AMAZED tho .i can tell

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By *itianmandyWoman
over a year ago

london

"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??

me too

Wolf

i like to tease too...

You are AMAZED tho .i can tell

It appears Ade isn't so amazing after all

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??

me too

Wolf

i like to tease too...

You are AMAZED tho .i can tell

It appears Ade isn't so amazing after all

I beg to differ , i got you to post on here , which in my mind is Amazinig, because i just checked out your Photo's and well ...quess what ...

YOUR AMAZING TOO ...Grrrr

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By *itianmandyWoman
over a year ago

london

"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??

me too

Wolf

i like to tease too...

You are AMAZED tho .i can tell

It appears Ade isn't so amazing after all

I beg to differ , i got you to post on here , which in my mind is Amazinig, because i just checked out your Photo's and well ...quess what ...

YOUR AMAZING TOO ...Grrrr

lol

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??

me too

Wolf

i like to tease too...

You are AMAZED tho .i can tell

erm... not amazed, I'm wolf

an amazing thread though!

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??

me too

Wolf

i like to tease too...

You are AMAZED tho .i can tell

erm... not amazed, I'm wolf

an amazing thread though!

I KNOW ...

i AMAZE my self sometimes TOO..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??

me too

Wolf

i like to tease too...

You are AMAZED tho .i can tell

erm... not amazed, I'm wolf

an amazing thread though!

I KNOW ...

i AMAZE my self sometimes TOO..

cool

lol

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??

me too

Wolf

i like to tease too...

You are AMAZED tho .i can tell

erm... not amazed, I'm wolf

an amazing thread though!

I KNOW ...

i AMAZE my self sometimes TOO..

cool

lol"

SO YOUR ..41 years young ..now are you AMAZED ..??

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"For my next trick,i will guess your AGE

i just need toknow how many timesa DAY you think of SEX ?

now it needs to be more than 0 and no more than 10 ...

(so if you think about sex all the time,then you aint acting your AGE ,lol)

SO LET ME GUESS...

1.first times that sex number by 2

2. ADD 5

3. Times that number by 50

4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,

5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....

6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc

7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?

8.The First Number is the amount of times you think of SEX per day

( if you have a 4 digit number you think of it 10 times a day ..ya naughty buggers,lolthats an ADE BOMUS for you ..

9. THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE...

...YOUR AGE ...

ARE YOU NOT AMAZED.......!!

Nope......... it was a year out! Nice try though

by ADE

OK YOUR ..45 yrs young but you look 35.

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