FabSwingers.com forum: What's the best way to carry condoms in a club?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carrying a condom or two around in your hand when in a club is inconvenient and subject to inadvertent loss. A rubber band round your wrist is OK, but prone to be too tight for comfort after a while.

What bright ideas are there?

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

Pop them in your prison pocket?

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Back of watch

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

wear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small single strap bag works well

Could always try match one to your lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your teeth growling as you go!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Carrying a condom or two around in your hand when in a club is inconvenient and subject to inadvertent loss. A rubber band round your wrist is OK, but prone to be too tight for comfort after a while.

What bright ideas are there?

Advanced move you wear trunks with pockets for condoms and cigarettes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leave your socks on and stick them down there ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I buy funky coin purses n just carry a load in one of those

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pin them to your nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blue tack it to your foot works ..

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I have a small handbag. It’s got my lip balm, spare bobble, condoms and eye drops for when my contacts dry out in the hot tub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your hairs long enough op,hide it in your hair ,or just in your knickers or bra,or stocking top ,inner thigh area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop them in your prison pocket?"

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Attach some clips to them and wear them as earrings, makes a good conversation starter too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop them in your prison pocket?

adapt improvise & overcome

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Bum bag

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Get a man bag.... Criss crossed over your shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum bag"

Is that a euphemism for the 'prison pocket' being mentioned earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most clubs provide condoms in play rooms anyway well the clubs I been to did x

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

If you're wearing a towel around your waist, then roll it into the bit around your waist as you roll the top of towel down making a sort of waist band. Keeps the towel secure too. Does that make sense?

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

U are a couple so why not the man put it in his pocket lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"U are a couple so why not the man put it in his pocket lol"

Maybe they are in a dress down club?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Behind you ear.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Between your teeth

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Bring back the 80s classic fanny pack or bum bag.

Elastic band round the water bottle is my personal favourite.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

K has a little bag with a strap. It was an old camera case. We put condoms, mints and my lippy in it and a little mini wand fits too. Everyone's a winner

T x

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Bum bag

Is that a euphemism for the 'prison pocket' being mentioned earlier

Haha... nah you cant improve on prison pocket

Just the idea of someome naked but for a bum bag amuses me

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

"K has a little bag with a strap. It was an old camera case. We put condoms, mints and my lippy in it and a little mini wand fits too. Everyone's a winner

T x"

This

Same here

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Carried under the arm pit?

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Wear a few... one on top on the other...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a bumbag, always looks cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What an ingenious lot you are!

I should have said it's a dress down club and Mr J asking.

Still wondering what a Prison Pocket is, but have a horrible suspicion I've guessed.

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have a small ‘shag bag’. Condoms, lube, small vibe, tissues, wipes, that sort of thing and I know loads of people that have the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuck them in my bra

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

A Fwb used to put them in his "consulting" shoe

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

See through clutch bag works a treat or a seethrough pencil case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought some wrist bands with a zipper on it to store condoms and locker key.

The bay of E is your friend

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I bought some wrist bands with a zipper on it to store condoms and locker key.

The bay of E is your friend"

Now then - a locker key - if one is naked where do you keep it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an arm wearing Velcro wallet everything goes in it even locker keys.

male

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

A small makeup bag serves as a handy 'Shag bag lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Now then - a locker key - if one is naked where do you keep it?

Bring an elastic band and wear it round your ankle.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Now then - a locker key - if one is naked where do you keep it?

Bring an elastic band and wear it round your ankle. "

Good idea if circulation isn’t cut off

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Shape them round you and hold them with the forskin, well if you can.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Shape them round you and hold them with the forskin, well if you can.

The full packets, (plural)

Otherwise what’s the point, might as well put them on your dick...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Shape them round you and hold them with the forskin, well if you can.

If he is circumsized what then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keistered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get a zip leather wrist wallet that looks like a cuff. Good for holding locker key / condoms/ bank card or money / perhaps a few cards made up with your details...

Fairly manly too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gaffer tape them behind the ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a small black shag bag.. camera case size...inhaler hair bobble mints and condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a small black shag bag.. camera case size...inhaler hair bobble mints and condoms."

Inhaler fucking hell i need to play with you guys, how hard do you go haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a small black shag bag.. camera case size...inhaler hair bobble mints and condoms.

Inhaler fucking hell i need to play with you guys, how hard do you go haha"

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Show some confidence and make a statement that you plan on winning whatever game you are in.

Fill a backpack with condoms and strut your stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum bag

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By *ldhillhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Old Hill

OP you don't need to carry them as all single males with respect will have them ready...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use a smallish glitzy makeup bag that I ( Mrs) carry , fits small lube, condoms ,inhaler ,bobbles and small pack of fem wipes in.

We did use a little drawstring bag that was just big enough for condoms (like a jewellery pouch) but depends on what you want to carry in it . Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear a few... one on top on the other...

This is what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arm purse. Runners use them for mobile phones etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Later in the evening I find that most playrooms have several condoms in the bins. Simply empty the contents, wipe on your towel and off you go.

No need to carry, saves on cost and is better for the environment. Win, win, win.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

We have a little drawstring velvet bag just big enough for a few Johnnie's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Later in the evening I find that most playrooms have several condoms in the bins. Simply empty the contents, wipe on your towel and off you go.

No need to carry, saves on cost and is better for the environment. Win, win, win. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best way?Held between the the forefinger and the thumb,arm stretched out at eye level.

Let everyone know you mean business, and that you practice safe sex.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We have a small black shag bag.. camera case size...inhaler hair bobble mints and condoms.

Inhaler fucking hell i need to play with you guys, how hard do you go haha"

Plus a hair bobble! These guys do mean business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a small black shag bag.. camera case size...inhaler hair bobble mints and condoms.

Inhaler fucking hell i need to play with you guys, how hard do you go haha

Plus a hair bobble! These guys do mean business

We call them a gobble bobble as it stops her hair falling in her face when administering blow jobs when the Mrs puts the gobble bobble in she means business

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"In your teeth growling as you go! "

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

What bright ideas are there?

We have a toy bag with toys and condoms in that we carry with us once we’re dressed down!

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By *sRedbbwWoman
over a year ago

Amwythig

I carry a washbag with a toy, lube and condoms etc

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By *atdancerCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The clubs we've been to in Scotland all provide condoms: a bowl of them in every room.

We were caught on the hop on our first trip to a club South of the border and ended up buying them in the club and fetching bundles from our locker for each encounter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a playbag with the essentials in.

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By *exyCouple999Couple
over a year ago

South Bucks

I always sticky tape one onto my forehead.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We were caught on the hop on our first trip to a club South of the border and ended up buying them in the club and fetching bundles from our locker for each encounter."

At £1 each that was an expensive night.

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By *reyyaMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Wear a few... one on top on the other...

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By *atdancerCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

We were caught on the hop on our first trip to a club South of the border and ended up buying them in the club and fetching bundles from our locker for each encounter.

At £1 each that was an expensive night. "

If I recall correctly, we could buy them in fives or tens for less than that but, yes, it's definitely better to bring your own. Especially if you use quite a few

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

"I carry a washbag with a toy, lube and condoms etc "

Ditto

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

We have a playbag filled with toys and implements and it has a pocket filled with condoms and sachets of lube. It works well for us.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

In dress down clubs, Dave uses a phone case clipped on to his boxers. It holds a few condoms and a sachet of lube without getting in the way.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

What are condoms?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Thread a piece of fishing line through the middle of them all and you can wear them round your neck like a necklace.

Make sure it's thin fishing line though as you don't want too big a hole that might get noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread a piece of fishing line through the middle of them all and you can wear them round your neck like a necklace.

Make sure it's thin fishing line though as you don't want too big a hole that might get noticed."

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Wear a few... one on top on the other...

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hahaaaaaaaa

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

How about on a silver butlers tray???

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We have a playbag filled with toys and implements and it has a pocket filled with condoms and sachets of lube. It works well for us."

‘Implements’?

The mind boggles.....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What bright ideas are there?

Meet me in Quest on a Wednesday or Friday lunchtime and I'll bring my own save you the worry ?? merry Christmas ????

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Wheelbarrow.

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over a year ago

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I’m surprised the clubs don’t provide them. In Scotland the clubs provide them free as well as in most of the gay bars.

I usually carry a variety of sizes but it would be easier if guys came prepared.

The wrist purses sound the best for a guy.

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

"We have a playbag filled with toys and implements and it has a pocket filled with condoms and sachets of lube. It works well for us.

‘Implements’?

The mind boggles....."
Indeed, lots of fun

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By *ittleKinksCouple
over a year ago

Reading

We wear a phone holder for when Ur out jogging.... Straps to Ur arm and u can now carry condoms and lube !

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Most clubs provide condoms in play rooms anyway well the clubs I been to did x"

Yeah but are they hypoallergenic?

Some of us have rubber allergies

I always have to bring my own.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

I use my own towel, folded over to give the right height, held together with Velcro and a pocket sewn on the side, very handy for condoms and other stuff

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Clear bags are the usual answer. Or in a bra. Some put locker keys on ankles and tuck a couple in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a couple of the ideas: a small zip-up camera case, or a wrist-cuff wallet (got both).

Last club I played at, they provided condoms in the rooms but they were too small.

Had brought some larger ones in my toy bag but there was an awkward naked dash to the lockers, to retrieve them

Keeping them on-person, would be preferable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small bag for the lady, and guys folded into the top of your towel, or if wearing boxers, saw a bit of material on the inside for a secret pocket x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear a few... one on top on the other...

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haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under your hat

Tape them together and wear as a party sash.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Get a sub to follow you round being your servant.

There often seem to various offers from subs on here.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

You could give a handful to one of the many wanking zombies which roam the club and give them some usefulness. It would be like a walking condom machine, every time you want one just smack it hard on the erect cock and I'm sure one would pop out from his grubby little fingers.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You could give a handful to one of the many wanking zombies which roam the club and give them some usefulness. It would be like a walking condom machine, every time you want one just smack it hard on the erect cock and I'm sure one would pop out from his grubby little fingers. "

*snort*

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Wear one on top of the other...

Running around the club as your ripping one off... "shout" 'lock and load.. Fire in the hole, fire in the hole" before sticking it in something..

Run around the club.. Repeat

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Nothing worse than ‘grubby little fingers’ on a person

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I usually just tuck them into the waistband of my towel or use the elastic band of the locker key to tuck them into...

....failing that you could always connect a few strings of them together and wear them like a bandelero

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How about a tiara fashioned into a condom holder.....very decorative.

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

I guess you are talking about a naked/ no towel day???

Otherwise just put in waistband of towel or is that too obvious??

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

safety pin a strip of them to your towel. by the edge obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two simple answers; Either in a small pouch upon a neckchain OR take your own towel and have a pocket sewn into it.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Wear a few... one on top on the other...

"
is that a bit like an F1 driver with their tear of visors.

... that ones dirty time for a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thigh boots x

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"Two simple answers; Either in a small pouch upon a neckchain OR take your own towel and have a pocket sewn into it.

This could be on my Christmas wish list from Mrs sofa next year

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I carry them in my naughty bag. No point being embarrassed. We are all there for the same thing.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Get one tattooed on your cock?

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

On our last trip to infusions we found a runner!

More clubs should have this

Or maybe he was just keen to play with us

It worked well

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Pop them in your prison pocket?"

Was thinking exactly the same !

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carry a little bag. Looks no odder than walking round or playing pool in a social bar dressed in a towel

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

Smuggling duds - men's boxers with a buttoned pocket on the front

for when we visit dress down clubs. But usually we have a little clutch type bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the end of your knob so your already locked, loaded and ready for action

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Most clubs provide condoms in play rooms anyway well the clubs I been to did x"

And you would be happy to us...

I think not people are twats not clubs but people in them some may think it fun to damage..

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By *ndecidedMan
over a year ago

London

In a kettle

Pfft, everyone knows that!

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"leave your socks on and stick them down there ha ha ha "

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Two simple answers; Either in a small pouch upon a neckchain OR take your own towel and have a pocket sewn into it.

This could be on my Christmas wish list from Mrs sofa next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some wrist bands with a zipper on it to store condoms and locker key.

The bay of E is your friend

Now then - a locker key - if one is naked where do you keep it?

With your condoms ...

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I use my own towel, folded over to give the right height, held together with Velcro and a pocket sewn on the side, very handy for condoms and other stuff "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear close fitting boxers rather than a towel and I keep a condom in the front of boxers.

Never had any complaints.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Attach a sticky back velcro hook panels to each packet. Then simply attach condom packets to chest hair or what ever other furry places on the body you can think of. Then simply go about your business as naked as you like knowing you always have a couple at hand ready to be torn off and used.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

If lady you have a cleavage,

For a man the cleft if your butt cheeks.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"Attach a sticky back velcro hook panels to each packet. Then simply attach condom packets to chest hair or what ever other furry places on the body you can think of. Then simply go about your business as naked as you like knowing you always have a couple at hand ready to be torn off and used."

I’ve ordered Velcro and will upload the results before we head to infusions on the 11th

Or hope my wrist bag comes from China in the 6 days to 6 months estimated delivery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most clubs provide condoms in play rooms anyway well the clubs I been to did x

And you would be happy to us...

I think not people are twats not clubs but people in them some may think it fun to damage..

I'd never use condoms left out in a club. I always supply my own. I don't trust anyone else's.

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By *earCamberleyMan
over a year ago

or near Camberley

In the toy bag, along with the locker key and other items to entertain or enhance.

Or, if you're in a social class well above mine, get your valet to carry them

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I have a little clutch bag that holds condoms lube and a vibrator.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"leave your socks on and stick them down there ha ha ha "

That explains a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually put 3 condoms on before I go in the club.... before sex with any lady I meet that night, I just peel a condom off as I go....

If it’s group sex , I’ll just use the same condom....

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I usually put 3 condoms on before I go in the club.... before sex with any lady I meet that night, I just peel a condom off as I go....

If it’s group sex , I’ll just use the same condom...."

So you spunk in the first condom pull off the third one and carry on with two condoms on, only with spunk in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually put 3 condoms on before I go in the club.... before sex with any lady I meet that night, I just peel a condom off as I go....

If it’s group sex , I’ll just use the same condom....

So you spunk in the first condom pull off the third one and carry on with two condoms on, only with spunk in "

Yes, safe sex is paramount in a club environment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually put 3 condoms on before I go in the club.... before sex with any lady I meet that night, I just peel a condom off as I go....

If it’s group sex , I’ll just use the same condom....

So you spunk in the first condom pull off the third one and carry on with two condoms on, only with spunk in

Yes, safe sex is paramount in a club environment..."

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By *andAukCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Mrs has a sassy stash or something it's called. It's a garter with pockets in so can hold a few bits in like condoms , bullet vibe and small bottle of lube.

Don't think you can buy them anymore, though blue petering one together should be easy enough.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

What bright ideas are there?

Advanced move you wear trunks with pockets for condoms and cigarettes.

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Not seen any better ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a small black shag bag.. camera case size...inhaler hair bobble mints and condoms.

Inhaler fucking hell i need to play with you guys, how hard do you go haha

Plus a hair bobble! These guys do mean business

We call them a gobble bobble as it stops her hair falling in her face when administering blow jobs when the Mrs puts the gobble bobble in she means business

I love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs has a sassy stash or something it's called. It's a garter with pockets in so can hold a few bits in like condoms , bullet vibe and small bottle of lube.

Don't think you can buy them anymore, though blue petering one together should be easy enough. "

Found one on eBay

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F232730808243

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs has a sassy stash or something it's called. It's a garter with pockets in so can hold a few bits in like condoms , bullet vibe and small bottle of lube.

Don't think you can buy them anymore, though blue petering one together should be easy enough. "

I might make some and stick them on ebay.

Someone once suggested runner's wrist or arm bands. They're for phones but condoms and lube would fit in them instead.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I’ve ordered Velcro and will upload the results before we head to infusions on the 11th

Or hope my wrist bag comes from China in the 6 days to 6 months estimated delivery!

I can't wait to see how that goes. I ordered one off eBay from China, the stitching came undone, which is no good, especially when carruing various keys you dont want to lose. I now have a karrimor that is a bit more up to the task. But Velcro is one of my favourite materials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What bright ideas are there?

I pop a couple in my bra.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Mrs has a sassy stash or something it's called. It's a garter with pockets in so can hold a few bits in like condoms , bullet vibe and small bottle of lube.

Don't think you can buy them anymore, though blue petering one together should be easy enough. "

I must have missed that episode of Blue Peter

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

I’ve ordered Velcro and will upload the results before we head to infusions on the 11th

Or hope my wrist bag comes from China in the 6 days to 6 months estimated delivery!

Well as one off our friends, I promise to send you the pics directly before we post the results on here, just need the time to try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is amazing is how few single men carry condoms or use them at clubs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small cotton drawstring bag that i safety pin to my towel.

Just big enough for a few condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drawing pin to forehead by the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese are much smaller so good luck getting them on !

I’ve ordered Velcro and will upload the results before we head to infusions on the 11th

Or hope my wrist bag comes from China in the 6 days to 6 months estimated delivery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese are much smaller so good luck !

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What is amazing is how few single men carry condoms or use them at clubs!!! "

Some men don’t think condoms are that important but I would love to see pics of single men in bra’s using them as condom storage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have long thick hair you could maybe clip them to the inside of your hair? Would work especially well if you have dark hair and are using Skyns

You could even try to be a trend setter and make a hat out of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a party hat

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Under your foreskin

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"Chinese are much smaller so good luck !"

The wrist bag going to be too wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet bag with wipes and maybe lube in too

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

I will check everyone walking past out at Xtasia tomorrow and report back on any ingenious ideas but would think the obvious would be trouser pocket, inside boxers (other types of underwear available) or ladies purse

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Put a FemiDom in place... Crinkle as you walk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a silver chain around your neck...it's a great look!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

In chocolate cake and asking if they would like a nibble?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"On a silver chain around your neck...it's a great look!

The gold wrapper ones would like a medallion from Dell Boy lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Up you arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put 20 on at once and whip one off everything time I’ve used one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep them in your trouser pocket, and don't go to clubs that force you to strip off in the play areas.

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

In the top of my hold ups

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I’ve ordered Velcro and will upload the results before we head to infusions on the 11th

Or hope my wrist bag comes from China in the 6 days to 6 months estimated delivery!

Well as one off our friends, I promise to send you the pics directly before we post the results on here, just need the time to try!

Perfect, we look forward to your research material. Of course if you guys ever needed a hand with testing this I sure we could could be of help. After all what are freinds for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a small bum bag on a belt . It had condoms small paket of wet wipes a roll on deoderant an sum mints . It was only just a bit biger than a walet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a small play bag.. Condoms lube hair bobble inhaler... Is the max.. Never had an issue

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I keep my cigs, lipstick, condoms and small perfume in my stocking tops or bra x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually put 3 condoms on before I go in the club.... before sex with any lady I meet that night, I just peel a condom off as I go....

If it’s group sex , I’ll just use the same condom....

So you spunk in the first condom pull off the third one and carry on with two condoms on, only with spunk in "

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Just put 'em on yer fingers... you'll look just like Edward scissor hands ..

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I think headbands are they way forward

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I have a draw string wash bag, tucked into roll of towel around waist. Bag and towel are both black so you barely notice I'm carrying it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think headbands are they way forward

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By *er_kateCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"K has a little bag with a strap. It was an old camera case. We put condoms, mints and my lippy in it and a little mini wand fits too. Everyone's a winner

T x"

I do this to x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tartan shopping bag on wheels. Monster bottle of lube, box of condoms, rope, marrow, can of Lucozade and an egg sandwich.

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