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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve been orally Bi for some years now, but reading some of the wonderfully written tales in the stories section has made me think I’m ready for the full experience. Obviously I want to be clean, so if anyone would share their knowledge or tips on how best to go about this that would be gratefully received.

Thanks

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiler suit, a welders helmet and a clean hose!

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By *7345Man
over a year ago

wakefield


"Boiler suit, a welders helmet and a clean hose! "

Just spat my tea out..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've never cleansed my anus before anal lol

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Boiler suit, a welders helmet and a clean hose!

Just spat my tea out.. "

That’s one way of keeping your anus clean

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Karcher do a brilliant attachment kit for their jet washes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pressure washer and a chimney sweep brush.

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By *DSM - CUCKOLD - COUPLECouple
over a year ago

manchester

Remove shower head. Turn on warm water. Stick up bum. Fill. Empty fill empty fill empty... No brown water left?..... Job done.... Though invest in a bum toy too to warm up as sometimes water can get trapped up there but ul soon find out with abit of probing

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Toothbrush and bleach but you need a friend

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Toothbrush and bleach but you need a friend "

I don’t think anyone needs a friend like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothbrush and bleach but you need a friend

I don’t think anyone needs a friend like that "

Perhaps you haven't seen the size of the toothbrush

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Toothbrush and bleach but you need a friend

I don’t think anyone needs a friend like that

Perhaps you haven't seen the size of the toothbrush "

Ahhhh sorry should’ve gone to specsavers thought it said toilet brush

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By *itchfieldMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while. "

That's a brilliant description. Entrance hall

Plus I love that it's one of the few useful answers.

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Me thinks this is a cunning yet devious plan to root out anal lovers !

xslutx

Surely there's a You Tube tutorial, there is

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9nywtQtrTdA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while. "

This ^^ and good advice

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while.

That's a brilliant description. Entrance hall

Plus I love that it's one of the few useful answers. "

I learned about this the hard way but my bowels were sparkling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while.

That's a brilliant description. Entrance hall

Plus I love that it's one of the few useful answers.

I learned about this the hard way but my bowels were sparkling. "

Same, I actually think I cleaned the back of my throat once from the bottom.up.... Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothbrush and bleach but you need a friend

I don’t think anyone needs a friend like that

Perhaps you haven't seen the size of the toothbrush "

Speaking of toothbrush.. never piss off anyone who has access to yours

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By *DSM - CUCKOLD - COUPLECouple
over a year ago

manchester


"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while.

That's a brilliant description. Entrance hall

Plus I love that it's one of the few useful answers.

I learned about this the hard way but my bowels were sparkling. "
we tend to go the whole hog really as due to the fisting and size of the strap on the entrance hall go's through to the dining area, kitchen, conservatory then out the back garden

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Domestos...has a reputation "cleans round the bend".

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while.

That's a brilliant description. Entrance hall

Plus I love that it's one of the few useful answers.

I learned about this the hard way but my bowels were sparkling. we tend to go the whole hog really as due to the fisting and size of the strap on the entrance hall go's through to the dining area, kitchen, conservatory then out the back garden "

And all the way through the orchard

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Just Google anal douching, problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you know you are playing anal then you can always keep the diet good for 48 hours before. Helps with the cleaning out. If you are serious 48hours liquid diet or if not keep the carbs really low for the two day prior but hell it takes the spontaneity out of it. But if it helps with confidence for the first time then check your diet for the two days before.

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

Too much anal douching can be bad for your natural internal balance, getting rid of intestinal flora and the mucus lining which protects us from our own shit and helps make a load of vitamins.

Just clean the entrance and be ready with the wet wipes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always douche but only enough for me. Had 2 occasions where some sneaky water stayed up there and came out at the complete wrong time. I do have another good tip for anal cleanliness but I ain't saying it publicly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always douche but only enough for me. Had 2 occasions where some sneaky water stayed up there and came out at the complete wrong time. I do have another good tip for anal cleanliness but I ain't saying it publicly "

We’re all adults here (I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always douche but only enough for me. Had 2 occasions where some sneaky water stayed up there and came out at the complete wrong time. I do have another good tip for anal cleanliness but I ain't saying it publicly "

Go on, you can tell us here ? Don't be shy!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Guys come to me for strapon fun. I say to them not to have junk food 12-24 hours before meeting. Have bran/Weetabix for breakfast, go to the loo an hr before fun and wash thoroughly. not had problems or embarrasment

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By *handycornWoman
over a year ago

BELFAST

Avoid eating insoluble fibre on the day of eg beans, veg, fruit. Avoid fizzy drinks and anything else that can cause you wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you just need to wash yourself, isn’t that enough? I have bummed a few women in my time, and don’t remember any of them douching!

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

My motto: Anyone who really wants anal can deal with any fallout (so to speak).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My motto: Anyone who really wants anal can deal with any fallout (so to speak)."

I love giving anal, and wouldn't dream of complaining (or even mentioning it) if there was a bit of mess.

It's rare that there is anything (in my experience) and when there is it can be discreetly dealt with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extremely first class advice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My motto: Anyone who really wants anal can deal with any fallout (so to speak).

I love giving anal, and wouldn't dream of complaining (or even mentioning it) if there was a bit of mess.

It's rare that there is anything (in my experience) and when there is it can be discreetly dealt with."

Sums it up well

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