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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() Only when I am horny. | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() Cream horn? ![]() | |||
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" If somebody just wants to look at pics and then ask for a shag, are they worth responding to? You do this YOUR way and sod what others tell you to do. Usually the people who come on and criticise the profiles and pics of others have shit profiles themselves. They make themselves feel better by picking on others." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I took about 2 minutes, too. Had to have a look. Love your sense of humour. A long(ish) profile is a good filter for those who find reading hard work. They will probably find talking and getting to know you hard work, too. Do you really want to waste your time on them?" Thanks. | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() I think it’s fine. But I do like a good read! If yours is too long then ours probably is also .. but hasn’t been a problem for us I think of someone can’t be bothered to find out a bit about us, then we’re not bothered about meeting them anyway!! | |||
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"OK. So I read your profile in LESS than 2 minutes. I now have a bloody good idea of who you are, how you are approaching this and what you're looking for. You sound like a lovely grounded secure couple by the way. Seriously, if people can't be arsed to give you TWO minutes of their time at the first stage, bollocks to them! They're not worth considering." +1 ![]() | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() Most people view on mobiles and it is the last thing on your profile on them, I have reported this ad infinitum and had post removed because of it. [I am a pro web developer] | |||
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"yes that's too long looks like suicide dairy I wouldn't read that n spent time knowing I won't get a reply even no thanks thereare lots of guys who read profile n understand n n send a nice message with a good manner what do they get nothing even no thanks so my self I won't read that n waste my time " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It shorter than most Mobile phone contracts or any contracts really, at least there no small print " I knew we were missing something ![]() | |||
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"It shorter than most Mobile phone contracts or any contracts really, at least there no small print I knew we were missing something ![]() Did you put the Sydney disclaimer in? ![]() | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() Stick with it guys. It is a perfectly good profile with some hot pics too...tells it like it is and in THEORY is the kind of profile that should make FAB work a lot better. Profiles are supposed to be the key to matching like with like. They should also save a lot of repeated Q n A for everybody. Sadly the kind of people who usually complain about any profile longer than their expected 6 words "Ready to shag now, message me" will complain at the effort it takes them to read it as it deprives you of their wonderful company in the meantime. They have bedroom talents that are so hot they need no introduction. No matter what it says in your profile these people expect you override any/all limits/restrictions you've listed and to swoon for them at first glance. In many cases it seems they've mistaken FAB for a communal brothel where joining guarantees a shag at first message. | |||
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"A suicide dairy? The poor cows!" Oh nicely done, milked that one well! ![]() | |||
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"A suicide dairy? The poor cows! Oh nicely done, milked that one well! ![]() We thought we’d got away with that ![]() | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() It is long but the way you describe your kids is hysterical xx | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() Spend a night with them and you’ll be hysterical ![]() | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() ![]() Reminds me of the modern trend for drastic cleaning products to carry a warning "Keep Away From Children"....I mean if they are afraid that their bug bomb is going to be harmed by children then it's pretty fair to say they know something about kids. ![]() | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() Often guys don’t seem to get past the first line of ours, and it makes it easy to delete them. | |||
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"Maybe couples have longer profiles in general than single people because they are writing about two people instead of one so have twice as much to say? ![]() And if they are looking for couples then there are two lots of preferences to express an interest in. ![]() | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() I enjoyed reading your profile. ..the humour is a nice touch and having both a younger and older creature at home myself I can totally relate. You're very clear in what you both want and are very honest and sound dien to earth. ..it didn't take me long to read through. .if someone can't be bothered then they're not worth your time | |||
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"Humour and honesty, the perfect mix, don't change it ![]() ![]() 2 users no longer on site on this thread, did our profile put them off fab altogether? ![]() | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() fair bit yea ![]() | |||
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"I have just read your profile. Yes it is a bit long but have seen much longer. But it is funny and interesting and tells me what you are about, and all i need to know about you.Think it is a very good profile. x ![]() Thank you, do you always get embarrassed when paying a compliment? | |||
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"I have just read your profile. Yes it is a bit long but have seen much longer. But it is funny and interesting and tells me what you are about, and all i need to know about you.Think it is a very good profile. x ![]() Lol am just shy. | |||
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"Thank you Petra fied, I know I asked you a few weeks ago but do you want pounding tonight? ![]() Only if you ask how I am, what I'm up to, what am I into, and how my day has been ![]() | |||
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"Look at it this way... If somebody is too lazy or can't be bothered to read a profile and find out more about you, chances are they'll be too lazy in the bedroom. If somebody just wants to look at pics and then ask for a shag, are they worth responding to? You do this YOUR way and sod what others tell you to do. Usually the people who come on and criticise the profiles and pics of others have shit profiles themselves. They make themselves feel better by picking on others." 100% this ![]() | |||
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"Thank you Petra fied, I know I asked you a few weeks ago but do you want pounding tonight? ![]() ![]() Do we have to ask every time? ![]() | |||
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"OK. So I read your profile in LESS than 2 minutes. I now have a bloody good idea of who you are, how you are approaching this and what you're looking for. You sound like a lovely grounded secure couple by the way. Seriously, if people can't be arsed to give you TWO minutes of their time at the first stage, bollocks to them! They're not worth considering." I feel exactly the same way in all respects. Occasionally I wonder if mine is a bit long as well, but it should (hopefully) answer most of the usual questions. | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() Yes too long for us even though it is informative and interesting. It is not a profile that grabs our attention. Sorry. | |||
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"OK. So I read your profile in LESS than 2 minutes. I now have a bloody good idea of who you are, how you are approaching this and what you're looking for. You sound like a lovely grounded secure couple by the way. Seriously, if people can't be arsed to give you TWO minutes of their time at the first stage, bollocks to them! They're not worth considering." Totally agree | |||
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"Tweaking constantly but it doesn’t seem to get shorter! " It is long but it’s quite fun to read ![]() | |||
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"Look at it this way... If somebody is too lazy or can't be bothered to read a profile and find out more about you, chances are they'll be too lazy in the bedroom. If somebody just wants to look at pics and then ask for a shag, are they worth responding to? You do this YOUR way and sod what others tell you to do. Usually the people who come on and criticise the profiles and pics of others have shit profiles themselves. They make themselves feel better by picking on others." Spot on!! | |||
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"Tweaking constantly but it doesn’t seem to get shorter! It is long but it’s quite fun to read ![]() Agreed. And it's shorter than the flibbertigibbet that is my profile.... ![]() | |||
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"to read? I’m on about our profile. Honestly, you’ve all got smutty minds on here! ![]() OK I just read it all and I got to say it's one of the best things I've read for a while ![]() ![]() | |||
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"yes that's too long looks like suicide dairy I wouldn't read that n spent time knowing I won't get a reply even no thanks thereare lots of guys who read profile n understand n n send a nice message with a good manner what do they get nothing even no thanks so my self I won't read that n waste my time " Ain't this the Truth, I don't bother sending first messages, I prefer to be contacted first, people expect way to much. I'm not in too pen pals, writing out my favorite scenes from a porn I saw once. Or entertaining fools. Expect us to write them an epic from a Shakespeare. Way I see it you got the Pick of the bunch so pick, don't sit there in you're own glory loathing over 100s messages you got fueling your ego and only replying to one lol | |||
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"Tweaking constantly but it doesn’t seem to get shorter! It is long but it’s quite fun to read ![]() ![]() Nothing about tow bars though... Yes, I am keeping this going! ![]() | |||
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"Tweaking constantly but it doesn’t seem to get shorter! It is long but it’s quite fun to read ![]() ![]() ![]() You're all heart.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tweaking constantly but it doesn’t seem to get shorter! " Well I think it’s great, and not too long at all (pretty sure mine’s longer). And to answer the original question - I’ve come to believe that boners cause men to lose the ability to read! | |||
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"Look at it this way... If somebody is too lazy or can't be bothered to read a profile and find out more about you, chances are they'll be too lazy in the bedroom. If somebody just wants to look at pics and then ask for a shag, are they worth responding to?bloody well said You do this YOUR way and sod what others tell you to do. Usually the people who come on and criticise the profiles and pics of others have shit profiles themselves. They make themselves feel better by picking on others." | |||
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