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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Want to make sure my ass is clean before I meet ....advice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you BABE

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By *ammers43Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Want to make sure my ass is clean before I meet ....advice please "

So you need advise on how to clean your arse, god help whoever you are meeting,

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By *ammers43Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Clean it

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple
over a year ago

luton

Get a neighbours dog and then apply peanut butter to your arse, then let the dog do the rest lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Taken from chapter 9 of "Mart's handy swinging hints and tips"... available at all good bookstores.

Chapter 9... cleaning the nipsy.

You will need -

1. Industrial bleach, about a litre.

2. A blowtorch.

3. A brillo pad.

4. Boiling water, about a litre.

Step 1...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stupid question

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

60 years old and needs telling about personal hygiene

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By *ustme6Man
over a year ago

tamworth

Drink a gallon of coconut water...run to bathroom...remain there for at least 45 minutes... (u won't actually be able to move away from the loo

)....then take a long shower paying particular attention to the affected area.

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By *ammers43Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Taken from chapter 9 of "Mart's handy swinging hints and tips"... available at all good bookstores.

Chapter 9... cleaning the nipsy.

You will need -

1. Industrial bleach, about a litre.

2. A blowtorch.

3. A brillo pad.

4. Boiling water, about a litre.

Step 1...

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

"Want to make sure my ass is clean before I meet ....advice please "

What sort of a dumb arsed question is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to make sure my ass is clean before I meet ....advice please "

Snort some mkat

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Want to make sure my ass is clean before I meet ....advice please

What sort of a dumb arsed question is that? "

It's not dumb arsed but dirty arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean it

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60 years old and needs telling about personal hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you BABE"

Oh you can read.. pity you cant clean ur butt

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Want to make sure my ass is clean before I meet ....advice please "

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

A normal enema or my friend uses marshmallows - lube up, wash the sugary coating off and insert 10 to 12 of them try and hold them in as long as possible then run to the toilet, you’ll be as clean as a whistle!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"A normal enema or my friend uses marshmallows - lube up, wash the sugary coating off and insert 10 to 12 of them try and hold them in as long as possible then run to the toilet, you’ll be as clean as a whistle!

What... the actual... fuck?!?!?!

Is this for real, or a wind-up lol?

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

What... the actual... fuck?!?!?!

Is this for real, or a wind-up lol?

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it’s real he actually does that, he ismkre than a bit barmy mind!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put an ice cube up there as it melts it'll clean you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a neighbours dog and then apply peanut butter to your arse, then let the dog do the rest lol

You trying to put me off peanut butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't use a dry tissue, you may get "cling ons"....not a very good look either

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Lol you could go for the quick method , take a good friend with you down to the local car jet wash. Drop your kegs and get your friend to aim high pressure hose at close range to your arsehole but please supply your friend with a quality pair of safety goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear. Seems you have provided some entertainment. If you mean you want to be clean for having your ass played with, I advise buying a douche from Lovehoney. They have videos explaining how to use it. And I know some just stick a shower hose up there but that seems a bit dangerous to me. If this wasn't the kind of advice you were looking for and you really just can't clean your bum, I suggest looking into adult diapers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a high pressure jet washer, just pop along and bend over, you'll soon be sorted.

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