FabSwingers.com forum: To fart or not to fart

By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?

How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

If my childish toilet humour sniggering doesn't wake him first...

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?

How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?

Go to the bathroom "let rip" then back to bed sorted!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

You do realise that sniggering and giggling is going to let it rip out uncontrollably

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"You do realise that sniggering and giggling is going to let it rip out uncontrollably

Oops too late

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"You do realise that sniggering and giggling is going to let it rip out uncontrollably

Oops too late

I can't help being a mindreader

Just blame it on a creaky floorboard

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Don't Dutch Oven him though.....not lady-like

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Don't Dutch Oven him though.....not lady-like

Stop it my giggling has already woken him up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?

How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?

Women fart????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies don't fart!

They just smell funny when they cough surely?

Only don't cough too forcefully as your tights will inflate and blow your shoes off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fart I whisper quietly in my knickers (Kat) xx

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

I fart...there's no questioning those....generally not with people I've just met though.

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By *apigoharderMan
over a year ago

Norwood

Sit on his face and let it off in his mouth

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By *apigoharderMan
over a year ago

Norwood

I think its sexy when a woman farts. . Makes me wana put her ass under manners

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh woman ...... just lift your bum cheek and sound off ,,,,,, "where err ye be , let yer wind blaw free"

Love to hear a lady trumpet ... lol

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Does the Queen fart ??

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By *anillaguyMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"Does the Queen fart ??"

At least 16 times a day same as the rest of us

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

"You do realise that sniggering and giggling is going to let it rip out uncontrollably

Oops too late

you do make me giggle OP.....hope he didn't wake up

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Sit on his face and let it off in his mouth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the Queen fart ??

At least 16 times a day same as the rest of us

Have you seen the bfg??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I have laughed so hard at this that a lil pop found its way out...

Such a funny post and responses

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"You do realise that sniggering and giggling is going to let it rip out uncontrollably

Oops too late

you do make me giggle OP.....hope he didn't wake up

Yes he did! I was laughing so hard I was shaking while typing a PM to one of the responsees in the middle of the night giving him an update

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Well, I have laughed so hard at this that a lil pop found its way out...

Such a funny post and responses

My kinda girl

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I think its sexy when a woman farts. . Makes me wana put her ass under manners

Stop it you're turning me on!!

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By *ittle missnaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to bathroom and hold a towel on your bum it will muffle the sounds lol

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

I'm more concerned about the fact that he was asleep?? What was wrong with him?? How could he sleep when he was in bed next to you??

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

"You do realise that sniggering and giggling is going to let it rip out uncontrollably

Oops too late

you do make me giggle OP.....hope he didn't wake up

Yes he did! I was laughing so hard I was shaking while typing a PM to one of the responsees in the middle of the night giving him an update

Haha your such fun....that's what it's all about....and so what if people fart it's a normal thing to do hehe

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

"Sit on his face and let it off in his mouth

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dirty fuck

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I'm more concerned about the fact that he was asleep?? What was wrong with him?? How could he sleep when he was in bed next to you??

It was 3 in the morning. To be fair to him we'd started at 3 in the afternoon

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"I'm more concerned about the fact that he was asleep?? What was wrong with him?? How could he sleep when he was in bed next to you??

It was 3 in the morning. To be fair to him we'd started at 3 in the afternoon

Surprised he woke up at all then...

poor/lucky sod lol !!

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

it could have been worse .... darling slip my bum hook in ......... booooooom lol

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

"Go to bathroom and hold a towel on your bum it will muffle the sounds lol "

Only in Essex would that happen ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, lmao

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By *eon DobelfMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

Let it rip, better out than in!!

Start as you mean to go on - if you are on a proper session, then if you hold it all in, you will start floating like a ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think its sexy when a woman farts. . Makes me wana put her ass under manners

Hey Papi good too get your input

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By *.GirthyTR1Man
over a year ago

Near you

If you have to fart.. You have to fart lol

My ex was giving me head one time and she kept telling me to relax. I relaxed a little too much and I farted whilst she was still down on me lol we both laughed and carried on haha

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By *rwchcpleCouple
over a year ago

norwich

"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?

How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?

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By *rwchcpleCouple
over a year ago

norwich

"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?

How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?

I've been with my partner 21 years and he still hates it when I fart

!! So no I never would on a first meet/date

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

"If you have to fart.. You have to fart lol

My ex was giving me head one time and she kept telling me to relax. I relaxed a little too much and I farted whilst she was still down on me lol we both laughed and carried on haha"

That happened to me once except in reverse, I received the full force of an oral climax fart. She was mortified but I broke the tension when I laughed, so did she and told me to get back down there!

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"If you have to fart.. You have to fart lol

My ex was giving me head one time and she kept telling me to relax. I relaxed a little too much and I farted whilst she was still down on me lol we both laughed and carried on haha"

Yep at least I didn't do it when he went down on me

Might test the boundaries of his childish toilet humour next time

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

"If you have to fart.. You have to fart lol

My ex was giving me head one time and she kept telling me to relax. I relaxed a little too much and I farted whilst she was still down on me lol we both laughed and carried on haha

Yep at least I didn't do it when he went down on me

Might test the boundaries of his childish toilet humour next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB farted in my bed the first time I met him, he,s always got the farts XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to even do it now after almost 4 years... I tend to wait till Mr is asleep then go to the bathroom to do it but will also hold it till alone if I have to. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as fuck .....just get him put it in your bum for a bit and put it down to air lol ....this has made giggle properly thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Note to all

Women don't fart they do love puffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know if she love puffs that she's comfortable with you and the fun will only get better !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prrrrrpp!

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I let a big one go when I was fucking a girl doggy once, thought it was gonna be a quiet whisper....misjudged that bad boy

She collapsed laughing and then we carried on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was with a guy on our first meet, sitting chatting, next thing his ass cheek rose and he let one out, we just looked at each other and laughed so i responded by doing the same. Thats when you know your comfortable with someone.

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

So glad I'm not the only one who finds this funny

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

This post has had me in stitched but I'd die if I farted in front of someone I didn't know

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Well it can't be too bad as I'll be seeing him again Sunday. Maybe I should eat loads of Brussels sprouts with my Sunday lunch and then see how Kinky the bitch really is

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Does the Queen fart ??

At least 16 times a day same as the rest of us

Have you seen the bfg??"

Heard she farted at a state banquet and the whole room went quiet. She allegedly turned to the footman behind her and said, "James stop that!'

James replied. "Yes Ma'am, which way did it go?"

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?

How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?

Mr C finds it sexy. Means she is relaxed and happy in his company. Me? If a woman farts in bed with me. Doesn't bother me. Might try to outdo her even.

Go to the bathroom and let rip if u want. Flush the toilet and do it at the same time. Miss C. Xx

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?

How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?

Mr C finds it sexy. Means she is relaxed and happy in his company. Me? If a woman farts in bed with me. Doesn't bother me. Might try to outdo her even.

Go to the bathroom and let rip if u want. Flush the toilet and do it at the same time. Miss C. Xx "

Challenge accepted Miss C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just release The kraken. I have more respect for women who will happily guf in front of me rather than sitting (or laying in your case) in discomfort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifting a cheek to expose your bum hole ensures a fart is merely a hiss.

I fart a lot after an all night session. I had to find a way to silence them

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Let rip, if it wakes him up you can looked shocked and say it was him

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Send for the oxygen mask he may pass out longer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First posted a week ago.

Somehow I reckon the OPs purped by now.

Well, I bloody hope she has....

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"First posted a week ago.

Somehow I reckon the OPs purped by now.

Well, I bloody hope she has....

hahaha good call! I'm not sure though, since Secretly is the shy type, she might have held it in....

MrB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If not shes blown up (kat) xx

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Haha yes I let rip! So did he - well he went to the bathroom because he's shy...just like me

He sat on the toilet not realising it would reverberate around the pan and be louder. I shouted I heard you! Lots of laughs and giggles over it. LMFAO - f stands for farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha yes I let rip! So did he - well he went to the bathroom because he's shy...just like me

He sat on the toilet not realising it would reverberate around the pan and be louder. I shouted I heard you! Lots of laughs and giggles over it. LMFAO - f stands for farting

There yah go, who says romance is dead.

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

Runcorn

"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?

How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?

JFDI

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Fart - every time!!!!

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By *pa and dCouple
over a year ago

Barnet

Without getting into any turn on over the smell or any possible scatalogical implications (neither of which do anything for me), there is something rather sexy about a woman naked and relaxed enough not to worry about every noise she might make laid next to you

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By *exy_HornyCouple
over a year ago

Leigh

"Without getting into any turn on over the smell or any possible scatalogical implications (neither of which do anything for me), there is something rather sexy about a woman naked and relaxed enough not to worry about every noise she might make laid next to you

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Better out than in as willy Shakespeare once said " OH NO HE DIDNT"

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

slept over after a meet and he darted in his sleep... a nice and looong one. didn't even wake up but was hard not to laugh or tell him afterwards

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Glad this is still going. It still tickles me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the Queen fart ??

At least 16 times a day same as the rest of us

The Queen does not fart. She breaks wind discreetly and of course it smells like roses

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By *arnsley man 43Man
over a year ago

barnsley

All woman fart fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All woman fart fact

Nope! Almost ten years together and I still wouldn't dream of doing so in front of Adam or anyone for that matter!

Eve. X

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Women Puff......it sounds nicer lol

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?

How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?

Grow up!

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?

How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?

Grow up! "

No!! Prrrrrpp!!

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

I get so embarrassed as I fart a lot. Had a gastric bypass and that causes really smelly farts so I would gas guys

. I love doggy but that's the worst position for letting rip.

A guy I was with last week farted and neither of us said a word

I did fart once when in a private room at a club and the guy said he couldn't carry on. I've always found farting funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it happens, get over it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So glad I'm not the only one who finds this funny

Farts ARE funny!

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By *purt5Man
over a year ago

sutton coldfield

Farts are erotically funny and should be embraced as something to see as a trust comfort factor. You share every other bodily action (even those who go a little further than I can) but I will happily push my tongue in when rimming....and once you start it can turn into a competition and some ladies are gold medal contenders

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