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By *eek12 OP Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

Getting the snip on Wednesday, kinda nervous. Any tips on recovery?

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By *orth South DivideCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Stay off this site for a while. You don't want to over excite yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people heal quickly some people don't.

All depends on how talented your surgeon is.

Mine was a total fucking butcher, all because he was in a rush not to be late for his 5pm Tee off, the fucking cunt!

Couldn't walk for a week

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I remember mine, three nurses all crowded round my balls. If only they hadn't got a scalpel, syringe and cauterising iron it would have been a much more fun afternoon

Youll be fine, just ache for a while, cut out the mountain biking for a week.....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Don't engage the doc in meaningless chatter to steady your nerves, I did that and he forgot where he'd stuck the needle for the anaesthetic... he cut into the wrong nut.....fuck me did I scream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry it will be over in a snip even better if u get a hot nurse I had one hotty and an older nurse my main concern was had I shaved my balls and cock base well enough

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Relax and chill for the first 24-48 hours. You should get pain killers from the hospital....just follow the aftercare given and you will be fine.

On the plus side, dax has offered his sister's bloke the snip..(several kids all close together)...all it would take is "two half bricks" over and done with in a smash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex had the snip after our second child, it failed and i had child three so he had to go through it again

No tips sorry

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

You'll be fine - Mrs Heaven lol

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Have had a vasectomy and a reversal, and the vasectomy was by far the most straightforward. As others have said, just follow the advice given post-op, and all should be OK, barring secondary infection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had mine done on Friday back to work Monday, drove myself home,no pain just uncomfortable for a day or two, don't try lifting anything heavy for a week,

for me it was easy but have heard others say different on both sides good and bad .

just go for it as its worth it in the long run

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By *imale38Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Mine was a doddle except for the first 30/45mins after the anaesthetic wore off. Get some good strong painkillers and take a few as soon as you walk out.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Don't do any heavy lifting. ..saying that I was insistent that we checked everything still worked morning after...had no complaints

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By *avid1234555Man
over a year ago

Dfs and Galloway/Ayrshire.

Had the snip a few years ago, quick and straight forward, with a bit of ball swelling for a few days afterwards, that my GF loved!!

She shaved me beforehand, saying it was the least she could do!! The surgeon did ask if it was all my own work... Funnily enough all the nurses helping were young females, I wonder why??

Advised to have plenty of sex afterwards, which again my GF loved!

In my case no complaints with the snip at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got it done few years ago ,on a Friday went to work Saturday not a wise move but took Monday off was good as gold don't believe the horror stories it's not that bad at all just be careful take note of surgical team

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Getting the snip on Wednesday, kinda nervous. Any tips on recovery? "

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Getting the snip on Wednesday, kinda nervous. Any tips on recovery? "

Television

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Getting the snip on Wednesday, kinda nervous. Any tips on recovery? "
fuck all had it done years ago was fucking next morning.[twice]but guess every one different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had mine done years ago. Listen to the advice the person that does it gives you. Rest up for a few days, don;t lift anything heavy - and don't wank (OK, he didn't say the last one, but I'm sure if I'd asked that would have been the advice).

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"I had mine done years ago. Listen to the advice the person that does it gives you. Rest up for a few days, don;t lift anything heavy - and don't wank (OK, he didn't say the last one, but I'm sure if I'd asked that would have been the advice)."
ha ha know they didnt said dont have unprotected sex as sperm could still be fertile for a couple of ejackulations [whis put cum know coz can spell it]

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By *ive it to usCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Mine was straight forward, no pain. The only thing I have noticed is when I cum, it dosent shoot as far/not as powerfull. Don't know why? !!!!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

It's kinda very sore n u will b black n blue all over n u won't b able to have sex for a few weeks . It's sore walking for a bit so lots of rest for a few days n lotsof hot baths to help d healing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had mine on the Friday even got horny and had a wank on the evening

back to work Monday morning.

Get some tight underwear plenty of ball support

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By *ewryswingerMan
over a year ago

newry

I had mine under a general anesthetic so didn't feel a thing, but wasn't allowed to drive home after. Had a few days of pain, didn't really rest, went straight back to work where I am on my feet all day, so would recommend a few days of rest. But other than hat, it was fine.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"my ex had the snip after our second child, it failed and i had child three so he had to go through it again

No tips sorry

That's probably not reaasuring him

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By *orkshire biMan
over a year ago

elland

Had mine done 3 years ago.was back on the job a week later. Only really hurt when he squeezed. I never went back and gave samples either.

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By *edkyte69Couple
over a year ago

between norwich and naughty

Sorry to be totally honest but it was the most painful thing I have ever endured but after 2 weeks recovery I got to fuck with total freedom so worth it in the end

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Getting the snip on Wednesday, kinda nervous. Any tips on recovery? "

I laid off doing anything for a few days. I was actually telling jokes & making the female nurse & doctor crack up laughing. In hindsight maybe not the best thing to do to a man with a laser type thingy near your John Thomas.

I do find my testie are now more sensitive and I only like mild play with them. If they haven't told you some people get a mild permanent ache after but this is pretty rare. Good luck, the op itself is nothing to worry about & no worse than going for a jab tbh.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Take a nappy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit black and blue for a week or two, but otherwise no problems. Avoid heavy lifting.

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By *adgeandsteCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster

You need to put your feet up higher than your hips. Try not to cross. (Might hurt). Get your wife to grab beers and relax. Had mine done years ago. Marie stoops in Manchester. Injection. Then cut. Hurt when he did for seconds. But aftwards ok . But did walk like John Wayne home after anastectic wore off

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

I was in work next day,everyone is different though

if you have little kids don't let them jump on you though that was an interesting experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst part is getting the injection into your nut.After that no problem,strange pulling sensation as they get your tubes ready to cut.But post op no problems,just support your nads for a few days after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get knocked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got it done few years ago ,on a Friday went to work Saturday not a wise move but took Monday off was good as gold don't believe the horror stories it's not that bad at all just be careful take note of surgical team "

I love the fact you're trying to tell me how my op went or how much pain I was in!

Was you there? No, did you nurse me for a week? No.

So just because you had no problems doesn't mean no one will!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I love the fact you're trying to tell me how my op went or how much pain I was in!

Was you there? No, did you nurse me for a week? No.

So just because you had no problems doesn't mean no one will! "

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

Had it done 17 years ago, walked like I been done up the arse for a few days bot other than that was all good

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

OP .... enjoy the swelling .... take painkillers ... man up ...lol

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

personally found the scary stories the worst part,sure, it wasn't nice getting anesthestic,but better than dentist anesthestic, the rest was ok...the funny part is when you have to provide a sperm sample,and instructions say "No Saliva"

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Don't try and run ( to avoid a car ) the day after!

Felt as though a gorilla was swinging off my nuts!

Good luck.

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By *aren1956TV/TS
over a year ago

Fakenham

"Some people heal quickly some people don't.

All depends on how talented your surgeon is.

Mine was a total fucking butcher, all because he was in a rush not to be late for his 5pm Tee off, the fucking cunt!

Couldn't walk for a week

I seem to remember the nurses all looked about 14 years old and he wss a bit of an old goat with his comments to them. Highly embarrassing all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't numb up under local and surgeon didn't believe me till I levitate all most off the bed. You think catching it in a zip is bad guys. You ain't had nowt till you had the snip without being numb! Longest half hour of my life......

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Two pairs of pants, no jeans, put your feet up for a couple of days and take 200mg Ibuprofen & 500mg Paracetamol.

Definitely don't play guitar for your band on that night, get pissed and help pack the gear away

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

In & out in no time ,take some pain killers asap keep them going for a couple days ,rest ,feet up no lifting all good .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do what hubby did and ignore advice and go to work the next day climb up scaffolding and rip your stitches..........

His balls are a lot more sensitive now.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting the snip on Wednesday, kinda nervous. Any tips on recovery? "

Tighty whities help don't let them dangle in boxers for a couple of days

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

gotta say i thought it would be a breeze.But it was a nightmare from start to finish ..hope yours go better ..im sure it will .

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Getting the snip on Wednesday, kinda nervous. Any tips on recovery?

Tighty whities help don't let them dangle in boxers for a couple of days "

That's why I was given a newborn babies nappy, supported them brilliantly with a pair of tight boxes. Just made you walk like you'd had a bad ride at the rodeo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had mine done under a general anaesthetic and had no pain at all very little swelling a bit of bruising

Tight pants paracetamol and no heavey lifting for a week or so

You'll be fine good luck

Its the best thing i ever had done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every bodies experience is going to be different. Hopefully yours will be fine it may not...Mine was not plain sailing and was uncomfortable in places. But do listen to post op advice. Do have the rest of the week off and relax, and do wear tight pants for a few days... Oh and enjoy the fact that you have a medical reason for popping off for some gentlemans alone time for the next 3 months

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

My ex had it done..me milked it for a whole week....they were a bit black for a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few days in loose boxers/shorts and no heavy lifting.

I wouldn't recommend having a wank for a day or two either!

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By *enfold75Man
over a year ago

hemel hempstead

I had the snip about 11 years ago. Was all good. It's irreversible. Was told just to go home and have lots of sex.!!

I've now been clear for 11years. Went back to work the next day. With only slight swelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the snip about 11 years ago. Was all good. It's irreversible. Was told just to go home and have lots of sex.!!

I've now been clear for 11years. Went back to work the next day. With only slight swelling

I took a week off. Crying in a corner.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

As with all surgical procedures there are risks...

I had my procedure about 10 years ago, I now have an ache in my left side constantly (bit like the ache as the pain subsides after you've been kicked in the nuts ) orgasm is painful, and if I bumph my self putting things in my pocket it can drop me like a stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As with all surgical procedures there are risks...

.... orgasm is painful, and if I bumph my self putting things in my pocket it can drop me like a stone.

Oooh. I remember the first few orgasms being painfull. It did go away though. I was lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't engage the doc in meaningless chatter to steady your nerves, I did that and he forgot where he'd stuck the needle for the anaesthetic... he cut into the wrong nut.....fuck me did I scream!

Mith me it was when the surgeon seemed to want better access and - I think - attempted to pull my balls out through the small incision he'd made . . I certainly remember something going "pop".

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By *eek12 OP Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

All is well, went super easy they even let me sit up and watch. Got some percosset, gonna be alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All is well, went super easy they even let me sit up and watch. Got some percosset, gonna be alright

Brace man for watching. I didn't. Glad everything went well.

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By *adgeandsteCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster

Half hour.

In and out in 5 minutes

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