FabSwingers.com forum: Profile turn offs/deal breaker

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?

For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.

You guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone claiming to be able to "lick for hours" or "up for anything".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that says they play safely but they’ll go bareback for the “right” person. A cruel irony right there lol.

Anyone that has a list of 30 specifics and demands yet gives you a couple of sentences of what they bring to the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negativity.

There are other ways to deal with fabs little irks.

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By *heekyredsoloWoman
over a year ago

bromborough

No profile picture

Poor pics

No veris

No info description

Minimal info description

Meet now

Cam fun

Small cock pics

Cock caging

Love:

Confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hung

Heavy cummer

Lick for hours

Fill your holes

Discreet (meaning married)

Make you squirt

Any of those is an instant No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and sorry, I know someone people like it but pics of bum holes, cock cages and men in woman's underwear Just No

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

Anyone who:

Has none or barely any info on their profile, particularly with "ask if you want more"

Has unrestrictive age range

Is into bareback/breeding/ watersports/hardcore bdsm

Wants roleplay or humiliation

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

"Anyone that says they play safely but they’ll go bareback for the “right” person. A cruel irony right there lol.

Anyone that has a list of 30 specifics and demands yet gives you a couple of sentences of what they bring to the table. "

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

For me anything relating to drugs is an instant no. Anything else could be considered, but it's quite hard to get on my friends list!

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

420 friendly. Each to their own but if its a part of meeting you or just a suggestion then thanks but no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drugs.

Smoking.

Pictures taken by guys in toilets.

Pictures of remotes or deodorant cans to give an idea of scale.

People who require you to put a word in your message heading.

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Turn offs

No profile picture

Old pics, all cock pics,

No veris

No or Minimal info description

Meet now or I’m in your area on this date

Dogging

420 friendly

Banter

Discreet or cannot accommodate (are they married?)

Hung

Heavy cummer

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Professional couple" What's that even mean? Is it your job? Do you have a degree in being a couple? Were you once an amateur couple, and were so good you decided to go pro?

"We don't bite....well not unless you ask us to" 0/10. Seriously.

"To Sydney University" no explanation needed there.

A profile that has more "don't"s than "do"s

Photos that catalogue how messy their gaff is. Put the piles of washing away.

Gaping arsehole pics. No one wants to see what you had for breakfast.

"Fab this photo if you would lick this pussy" Are you that needy for likes?

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By *lexnNatasha1977Couple
over a year ago

wigan

No info and 30 cock pics in public profile

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By *unnyPairCouple
over a year ago

Seminole

Any pictures on a toilet, especially guys.

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By *andlingswingersCouple
over a year ago

Woodbridge

Couples profiles exclusively with pictures of him ( and he always looks like a gay bald muscle boy...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timewasters

Dreamers

Timewasters

Fantasists who never meet

Those who ask for a detailed profile but have no information of there own to tell me about themselves.

Did i mention timewasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Professional couple" What's that even mean? Is it your job? Do you have a degree in being a couple? Were you once an amateur couple, and were so good you decided to go pro?

"We don't bite....well not unless you ask us to" 0/10. Seriously.

"To Sydney University" no explanation needed there.

A profile that has more "don't"s than "do"s

Photos that catalogue how messy their gaff is. Put the piles of washing away.

Gaping arsehole pics. No one wants to see what you had for breakfast.

"Fab this photo if you would lick this pussy" Are you that needy for likes?"

Omg I totally forgot about the Sydney University lot

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Hairy guys in lingerie. Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?

For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.

You guys? "

Ranty profiles with a list of demands put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?

For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.

You guys? "

What is wrong with having personal preferences?

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

Those things seem popular to use or say on quite a few profiles more about ones now sexual interest and hobbies would be more helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?

For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.

You guys?

What is wrong with having personal preferences? "

Its a thin line between personell prefrence and being judgemental. I think thats the issue.

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By *arc and KamaCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Turn offs:

People well above our age preference.

People who can’t read

Men in ladies lingerie

If I think longer the list will grow

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

People who complain about not getting replies to their messages, and go on about "common courtesy" and "manners" when they've sent a message to someone who probably gets a few hundred messages per day. Read the FAQs!

People who use quaint old-fashioned terms like "the gentleman" and "the lady". This is the 21st century!

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By *ueenieHWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Guys that says I'm hung or they are 420 users, just dick pics for pics, come across as cocky or arrogant

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By *elly72Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Hidden profiles even when they’ve messaged first

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Anyone that says 420 friendly and cock piercings are a personal turn off. Also photos of guys sitting on toilets eeww

Mrs N

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

People with bareback pics on a singles profile, but says I play safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who say “let’s talk on WhatsApp it’s much easier “

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

People that are willing to meet an 18 year old or play with a 99 year old

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Anyone that says 420 friendly and cock piercings are a personal turn off. Also photos of guys sitting on toilets eeww

Mrs N"

Agree with you totally.

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By *parkybunnyCouple
over a year ago

Zurich. NOT London.

No pics

Sydney University

18-99

Will fill in later

And profile names such as pussy destroyer, just keep scrolling.

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By *hestagandvixenCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

""Professional couple" What's that even mean? Is it your job? Do you have a degree in being a couple? Were you once an amateur couple, and were so good you decided to go pro?

"We don't bite....well not unless you ask us to" 0/10. Seriously.

"To Sydney University" no explanation needed there.

A profile that has more "don't"s than "do"s

Photos that catalogue how messy their gaff is. Put the piles of washing away.

Gaping arsehole pics. No one wants to see what you had for breakfast.

"Fab this photo if you would lick this pussy" Are you that needy for likes?"

All of these plus;

Guys who like to state they’re Dom.

“I will make you squirt” - please don’t!

Heavy cummer.

Eat pussy for hours.

“Go all night”

420.

Have an FB who would be “willing to join in”.

Bareback.

Looking for outdoor meets or meets in the car - why, so it’s easier to dispose of our bodies? We’re 40, want a bed and comfort

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Men in womens underwear

All pics are cock pics

There surroundings are messy (don't wanna see your piles of dirty laundry)

Outdoor fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Professional couple" What's that even mean? Is it your job? Do you have a degree in being a couple? Were you once an amateur couple, and were so good you decided to go pro?

"We don't bite....well not unless you ask us to" 0/10. Seriously.

"To Sydney University" no explanation needed there.

A profile that has more "don't"s than "do"s

Photos that catalogue how messy their gaff is. Put the piles of washing away.

Gaping arsehole pics. No one wants to see what you had for breakfast.

"Fab this photo if you would lick this pussy" Are you that needy for likes?"

100%

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By *arc and KamaCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

One more thing… what put us off are also people who are showing you a picture of them and when you meet, you feel like meeting totally different people.

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley

"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?

For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.

You guys?

What is wrong with having personal preferences? "

Quite. How very dare they... lol

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By *abychamWoman
over a year ago

selby

"Well hung

Heavy cummer

Lick for hours

Fill your holes

Discreet (meaning married)

Make you squirt

Any of those is an instant No

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I agree

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By *abychamWoman
over a year ago

selby

Agree

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

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By *abychamWoman
over a year ago

selby

That is so true x

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Profiles with a verification summary but not displaying their veris so you can read them (although it is annoying when the veri disappears when ppl leave Fab - we have lost loads)

Everything else is just a filter. Bad pics, no pics, rubbish text, no text etc.

Reading this thread we would obviously annoy a few people as our profile is too long! Oh well.

P.S. not a profile thing but not being able to edit posts in forum when you spot a typo grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“No limits”

“Discreet”

Loads of photos of women sucking their cock or fucking women

“Dominant”

Saying they like choking

No photos

Only disembodied cock photos

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Couples whose profiles start off with a long list of things they don't like and aren't looking for in a potential male playmate, generally written in a ranty and angry way. I get that there are an awful lot of idiot men on here who don't deserve the time of day but even so. Similarly ones whose last lines says something like put 'bananas' in the title of your message to show you've read our profile. Next.....

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"Couples whose profiles start off with a long list of things they don't like and aren't looking for in a potential male playmate, generally written in a ranty and angry way. I get that there are an awful lot of idiot men on here who don't deserve the time of day but even so. Similarly ones whose last lines says something like put 'bananas' in the title of your message to show you've read our profile. Next....."

That’ll be us then

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Ha, ha, yes! Nice pics though. PS, hotel!

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By *uicy mushroomMan
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Anyone claiming to be able to "lick for hours" or "up for anything".

Why lick for hours

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Bald cock

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By *hatawasteMan
over a year ago

stafford

"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?

For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.

You guys? "

*Will fill in later

* I am a single women and I'm looking to meet men ( in other words a fake profile in most cases!)

* can't send face pictures because of work

* I am single but I'm owned by (x) and he says what goes

* Only the male half playing at the moment

* Don't ask me how I am etc

Just a few

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By *andR510Couple
over a year ago

St Neots/Wisbech

Anyone with " you do not have permission" warning or disclaimer on their profile.

Especially the ones that mention Facebook being a privately owned entity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics, hidden profile or drugs for me

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

50 different cock pics at various angles

When I can see more of other women than them on their pics.

Being on here behind a partners back.

Those who've obviously been meeting or looking to meet during covid 19.

Any that claim they are the best you'll ever have or can make everyone squirt.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Nothing really except big lists / rules, and negativity. Everything else is forgivable...

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The fill in later

So little effort made, claiming to be straight as a couple but willing to meet TV and TS

I've noticed because people view these threads change their profile so it's not obvious smh

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"Ha, ha, yes! Nice pics though. PS, hotel!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure it has been said, but ;

1. One liner profiles

2. Arrogant/Cocky profiles

3. Storey Book profiles

Profile should be clear and let the reader know a little or enough about you to either Turn the page, or make the next move

Having said, its an Adult Sex meeting site and I am not sure there is a right or wrong way lol

xxx

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

All male profiles as a time waster looking for wank fodda

Jokes

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"... We’re 40, want a bed and comfort

Oh yes, far better to have feather pillows than car head rests

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Might be different to many, but couples profiles where all the photos are of her.

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

420 friendly, no thanks

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Smoking and drugs - instant dismissal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horrific status updates such as "want to fuck a pussy now"

"who wants destroyed"

"need to cum"

Any reference to 50 shades

Looking for a squirter

No pictures or the only pictures are of their cock

And then there are my personal preferences... If they are shorter than me then it will be a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All male profiles as a time waster looking for wank fodda

Jokes"

Interesting coming from a lovely women like yourself who has near on 40% of your awesome 143 meets being men - Prey tell what's your secret - how do whittle out the timewasters , because as a Bisexual man, I get my fair share of them too

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By *aby girl32Woman
over a year ago

Leigh lancs

Profile names like fuck24/7 or horny24/7.

Profiles that say they can make any woman squirt,can go for hours or loves oral for hours.

Loads of dick pics

And no profile picture

Or no pictures, veris or any info about them

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

"All male profiles as a time waster looking for wank fodda

Jokes

Mostly club and organised socials.. x

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By *ainbowCheesecakeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Any couples profiles that mention "spicing things up" for us that's an instant no we're not here to resurrect your sex life

420 friendly is generally a no from us nothing against it but just don't want it incorporated into a meet

Blank profiles / 3 day old profiles

Second message before we've had a chance to read/respond or delete the first.

Begging messages or self pitying ones. E.g "I know you probably won't respond but..."

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Also people who leave and constantly rejoin after moaning how it's crap and nobody meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also people who leave and constantly rejoin after moaning how it's crap and nobody meets. "

That is a good one and it is frustrating for both sexes

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Also people who leave and constantly rejoin after moaning how it's crap and nobody meets.

That is a good one and it is frustrating for both sexes

A few on my updates always leaving then rejoining days later, just looks a bit like having a tantrum because nobody has met them.

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Drugs are a big no!

No pic’s

Few words on profile

No veri’s

Not into beards (on ladies either)

Not fond of bald heads

Otherwise, very easy

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines

The Sydney University thing and the "Facebook is a privately owned entity". Well, no, Facebook is a public company, I can buy shares of it without any issues. Don't get me wrong Facebook is dodgy as hell and i hate it, but also, you're wrong

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Truth or dare

Ask me 5 questions and i will tell you the truth

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The Sydney University thing and the "Facebook is a privately owned entity". Well, no, Facebook is a public company, I can buy shares of it without any issues. Don't get me wrong Facebook is dodgy as hell and i hate it, but also, you're wrong"

It does make me laugh when their disclaimer still actually says Facebook, and hasn't even been changed to Fab... Obviously they think they're doing a good thing, but I've no idea how they come to that conclusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to do with drugs

A list of requirements which look more like part of a job description

Saying they won't reply to profiles without photos when they have none themselves.

Looking for exceptional people.

Ridiculous disclaimers, Especially when it's 95% of the profile.

Text speak.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Ranty profiles that make copious use of block capitals.

Close up shots of their lady bits.

Negativity in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a turn off.

Just profiles were the person seems full of themselves and thinking they are gods gift to the world.

I have seen a few women at the clubs, thinking they are gods gift to men, which is a massive turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to do with drugs

A list of requirements which look more like part of a job description

Saying they won't reply to profiles without photos when they have none themselves.

Looking for exceptional people.

Ridiculous disclaimers, Especially when it's 95% of the profile.

Text speak."

Haha yes my personel favorite that. Women who ask you to send a face pic yet dont have one themselves or wont send one back if you send. Double standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that say been here before I know the score/drill/whatever.

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By *ed velvet thornWoman
over a year ago

over the rainbow

I love how discreet automatically means married

Im defo single but discreet to me means you will not be invited to my home while my kids are around EVER no not even a quick suck at the backdoor

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?

For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.

You guys? "

Up for anything/ no limits - just makes them look really inexperienced.

Married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Separate room/soft swap only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback fucking photos on singles profiles. Multiple dick picks from different angles. Too many demands in order to ‘get a reply’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on over 12mths but

No pics

No veris

Will fill in later

Single female looking for etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples with only women pics

Only chat on kik?

That’s about it really

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By *bonybbwWoman
over a year ago

London

A lengthy profile that is more like an essay.

Now I could go on but then my reply to this post would indeed be an essay.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

My profile defenitly is a turn offs / deal breakers profile

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley

"I've read your profile and think I'm a good match..."

When they haven't read our profile and don't match our requirements at all. What is the point in doing that? If we say we're only looking for a tall, slim, straight non-smoking guy who can accommodate us local to where we live, why on earth would we be interested in or reply to a short, fat, bisexual, smoker who lives 400 miles away and can't travel?

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Blank profiles or profiles with a years out of date pic , asking for a face pic with the first message, or they won't reply

Really??

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By *arte_Blanche_NECouple
over a year ago

Northern

"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?

For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.

You guys? "

How long have you got?

no pics, no photo verification, names with hung, BBC, Bull, BWC etc in them, action shots in there, cock pic after cock pic, action pics do nothing for us either, fill in later bios on year old accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% straight guys who aren't looking for males but want to suck my cock or have me fuck them until they figure out I might not be 100% straight and then dfont want to touch me with a barge pole

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By *eave Her WildWoman
over a year ago

Surrey

"Straight" guys verified by men/TV's

Men in women's lingerie

"I will try anything once" and "I dont bite unless you want me to"

Pics taken in the toilet

Gyny pics

Too many verifications

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By *ieselJuiceMan
over a year ago

Stratford

For ME some turn off's are a few peoples real nasty comments for some of us due to a bad experience with someone else and we all get tarred with the same brush.

And some clit pics that look like she tows cars for a living. And some uncircumcised dick pics that remind me of the monsters in the film Tremors!

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By *ieselJuiceMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Also, I know some people like BDSM, hard pain etc, but pics or videos of people whipping, beating each other is like flogging a dead horse!

Hate words like BBC, Bull, BWC, VWE etc...coz I'm an average joe.

At least I'm not a fake or dont exaggerate

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By *osexyCouple
over a year ago

ST AUSTELL

Fisting

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

1. User names like "Ladypleaser88" or "Youneedme69"

2. Profiles pics that show a gimpmask with a white background (so many have them...)

3. Anything of this Sidney University bollocks

4. "Will fill in later".... when they've been a member for over a year.

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

No pics, drugs references. They're the two biggest ones for us.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

“Will update later”

“Single xx year old female looking for single males and couples”

“Ask”

“Up for anything........must be 6 foot, white and drive a Ferrari”

And generally any body’s covered in bruises

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"“Will update later”

“Single xx year old female looking for single males and couples”

“Ask”

“Up for anything........must be 6 foot, white and drive a Ferrari”

And generally any body’s covered in bruises "

Oh and “must have public face pics” from a silhouette

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Heavy cummer, breading,

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By *antingmore72Woman
over a year ago

Hastings

Professional couple.. We all work!

Cock cages.... I mean seriously?!?!

Heavy cummer... Total turn off!

Can probably find a mate for a threesome.... Means I'll show up but your mate wont!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Heavy cummer, breading,

Ok, I know not what to put in your next PM

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By *hetalltravellerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"For ME some turn off's are a few peoples real nasty comments for some of us due to a bad experience with someone else and we all get tarred with the same brush.

And some clit pics that look like she tows cars for a living. And some uncircumcised dick pics that remind me of the monsters in the film Tremors! "

Thanks. I really liked that film, now I can never watch it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet 99yr olds

Pics more than 3yr

Messages hun or babe

Those not read profile

420.. not my cuppa

Claim to be the best at....

Any pick with lynx can or sky remote

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By *trumpettWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

People looking for “fun” we all are aren’t we or we would be elsewhere??

A list of demands like war and peace

Guys who badger you for a meet then cum within 2 mins of getting in the door.

“Couples” where it’s the man doing all the running.... does she even know about the profile

No photos other than gynae or cock shots

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

“Single female” profiles who meet couples but when you read the profile text actually have a partner and only meet couples with them (despite the fact the male partner is nowhere to be seen - not a single pic!) sooooo not a single female who meets couples then!

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

No picture.

Pictures that are over a year old.

No verifies, but been on for over a year.

Couples profiles with only pictures of the lady, if we wanted to meet a single lady we’d look for one.

“She doesn’t play anymore”

When someone is “Professional”

420 friendly

Non smokers, but have fags in pictures.

Just to name a few.

Surprised we have any meets after my put off list lol.

Mrs X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words cum bucket makes me want to vomit ?? seen it a few times

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

That is quite vouger

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

Easy to Spot fake liers

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

When a women's states looking for a generous man

No one is on fab looking for prostitutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came across a profile that said "will fuck anything"

Nope

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

Claiming to be a couple but not photo verified pics of a guys cock only & or pics of a fully clothed faces less lady

Who do these creaos think they're kidding

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

Requires a specific cock size pretty shallow if you ask me

Men are more the just a cock

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

“Add me on Snapchat” is a new one for me to instantly turn off, also “I have an OnlyFans account”

I quickly discovered that anyone who mentions OF or SC are only on here to get subscribers for premium content and nothing else.

I wanna get badges and shirts made up that say “real swingers don’t pay”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profile with 9999 photos of the female and none of the male.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"People looking for “fun” we all are aren’t we or we would be elsewhere??

When men ask if we want fun we tend to suggest some good board games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"420 friendly. Each to their own but if its a part of meeting you or just a suggestion then thanks but no thanks."

This!

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Couples profile with 9999 photos of the female and none of the male."

There's quite a split where it's the guy looking like a bag of hammers, and ones where she's a real attention seeker. Same result, different motivation. No thanks to either!

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

Durham

Lines including but not limited to...

*Can lick for hours.

*Cum bucket loads.

*I am a discreet professional

*Age, looks, personality unimportant.

*Add me on Insta.

*420 friendly.

*Not looking to chat, just meet.

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

I agree definitely no shortage of turn off profiles

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

People with lists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’ll fill this in later’

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

When they say only the best need to apply and they wouldn't fit their advert

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Anything to do with drugs

Anything where large male endowment is their primary requirement

Only meet in clubs

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"Requires a specific cock size pretty shallow if you ask me"

Was that a deliberate pun?

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

But just to play devil’s advocate on the cock size thing...

Swinging is in part about living out your sexual fantasies.

Some people want to put a woman’s knickers on their head and dance around a campfire wanking their cocks (not me BTW).

Some want to be covered in custard and have other people lick it off (not me BTW).

Others want to experience a big cock (not me BTW).

It’s their fantasy so why is that a problem for anyone?

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

[Removed by poster at 20/05/21 08:57:50]

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Some people want to put a woman’s knickers on their head and dance around a campfire wanking their cocks (not me BTW).

You promised never to tell!

More about presentation for us. Erotic photographs and a well written profile go a long way.

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By *andVCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

People who's profile information is shorter than there Sydney University warning they have lumped with it, Ones where there is only pics of one of the couple even in private pics, no face pics.

Pushy or arrogant profiles.

And last one of the top of my head any that say there into peeing or pooing on people lol

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Fun thread (aren’t we all so pissed off!)

Another one - profiles with poor spelling and grammar. Seriously - intelligence is sexy.

It is easy to have typis (see) on the forum (damn you tiny iphone keyboard) as you cannot edit your post, but go back and read and edit your profile folks!!!!

**goes and checks our own profile**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to do with drugs

Anything where large male endowment is their primary requirement

Only meet in clubs

I can understand some may want to meet in clubs but it defeats the object of finding NSA from a sex site if you have to make a appointment to meet at a club when you are looking for now.

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

Size and looks unimportant is a no no for me as it gives the impression they will shag just about anyone/anything x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But just to play devil’s advocate on the cock size thing...

Swinging is in part about living out your sexual fantasies.

Some people want to put a woman’s knickers on their head and dance around a campfire wanking their cocks (not me BTW).

Some want to be covered in custard and have other people lick it off (not me BTW).

Others want to experience a big cock (not me BTW).

It’s their fantasy so why is that a problem for anyone? "

By all means - have the penis size requirement on your profile. But I, like many, won't be interested.

How many women would be put off if a guy had 'only interested in tight women' or 'message me if you're 34DD or above'?

Sure, you CAN have those preferences and I get the fantasy aspect. But doesn't mean people won't have a problem with it.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Poor spelling/punctuation.

Any mention of drugs.

Photos with numerous women.

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"But just to play devil’s advocate on the cock size thing...

Swinging is in part about living out your sexual fantasies.

Some people want to put a woman’s knickers on their head and dance around a campfire wanking their cocks (not me BTW).

Some want to be covered in custard and have other people lick it off (not me BTW).

Others want to experience a big cock (not me BTW).

It’s their fantasy so why is that a problem for anyone?

By all means - have the penis size requirement on your profile. But I, like many, won't be interested.

How many women would be put off if a guy had 'only interested in tight women' or 'message me if you're 34DD or above'?

Sure, you CAN have those preferences and I get the fantasy aspect. But doesn't mean people won't have a problem with it. "

Ha ha that “tight women” is a good point

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By *eorgeS5875Man
over a year ago

Norfolk / Newcastle

Close ups a vagina shots. Non of them look pretty.

Drug referances.

Text talk.

No pictures at all.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh, not a break, but a massive weakening for us...

Hi Vis

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?

For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.

You guys? "

Why?. You have age requirements. Everyone likes different things.

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

If anything this thread shows that different people like and dislike different things so..

Just be yourself and follow your own path. Some will like you and some won’t - hey ho!

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By *eorgeS5875Man
over a year ago

Norfolk / Newcastle

"If anything this thread shows that different people like and dislike different things so..

Just be yourself and follow your own path. Some will like you and some won’t - hey ho!"

Amen to that. Life wouldn't be worh living if we all liked the same thing.

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By *achylBondTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Whilst i appreciate the need for discretion at times but i need a face pic before i agree a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping fab will get better as restrictions start to ease, in the meantime great thread for a rant! Things that put me off:

*blank or new profiles and guys that message from them and expect to chat or meet but are unwilling to send any pics themselves (and even ask for more from me!) Seriously rude and offensive and would they even message me if I were a blank profile without pics? I doubt it! Cheeky fu*kers! Block!

*pushy or needy guys who don't allow me to open and respond to their messages in my own time and send me 3 extra messages just because I didn't respond instantly as was making a sandwich for example

*PICS; too many pics on profile especially when most of them are almost the same. Lots of soft but no hard cock pics at all. Guys that use those filters with bunny rabbit ears etc. Pics of gaping arse holes. Guys pulling tongues on pic.

*cock rings and cock piercings, cages etc, men as men but in women's underwear, fully shaved cocks (esp the 'egg in the nest' look)

*arrogance and attitude or guys that say they're *alpha* males (real alphas don't say it or need to) or guys that say they can go all night but cum within 2 mins

*WANKERS! guys who have no intention of ever meeting but sit at home jerking off and think they can use me like a personal porn channel leading me on in the process and wasting my time until I Cotton on. They nornally disappear as soon as they've cum. What a sad life!

*guys that are so fearful they want oral with a condom on. Er just no!

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Aw this thread died and it was such fun reading.

Ok another annoyance to us (which I am sure some people will find snobby and stuck up) is poor spelling, predominantly people who do not understand the difference between...

Your, You’re

There, Their, They’re

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Pictures with their cars, where the car is the focal point, or worse, the make or model of the car as part of their username.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Oh, not a break, but a massive weakening for us...

Hi Vis "

What’s wrong with a hi vis? I uploaded one last night. It shows I’m safety first!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?

For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.

You guys?

Why?. You have age requirements. Everyone likes different things."

Well, for starters. Age requirements are mandatory. Secondly, someone's height, let say; tells you nothing about a person - Unlike their age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep a 70's hairy Bush.. nooo thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any adult who types in text speak

Any only looking for BBC.

Any racists, sexists or homophobic comments.

Trashy or obviously dumb stupid people.

People that seem stuck up or think that swinging makes them seem enlightened.

People that think they are too beautiful or something special because they swing.

Preaching profiles.

Overly crudely written profiles or verifications that explain graphic details of meets.

I’m basically looking for a bit of manners and respect, not that my profile gets a look in so it doesn’t matter what I think!

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Anyone into 420, dirty fingernails holding cocks and insisting on bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many conditions, negative attitude.

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By *efinitely worth it...Woman
over a year ago

East Riding of Yorkshire

"Oh and sorry, I know someone people like it but pics of bum holes, cock cages and men in woman's underwear Just No "

I echo this 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad photos

Action shots

Blank profiles

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By *o and peepCouple
over a year ago

falkirk

"Heavy cummer, breading,

Ok, I know not what to put in your next PM

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Very masculine looking hairy men in women's underwear. Sorry its just a big turn off for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, not a break, but a massive weakening for us...

Hi Vis

What’s wrong with a hi vis? I uploaded one last night. It shows I’m safety first!!!"

Shows your a show off chancer mr sausage man

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By *irce22Couple
over a year ago

somewhere near you

"Aw this thread died and it was such fun reading.

Ok another annoyance to us (which I am sure some people will find snobby and stuck up) is poor spelling, predominantly people who do not understand the difference between...

Your, You’re

There, Their, They’re "

One of my pet hates also. I am the grammar police.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Much if what has been said above is true for us.

No profile info, no veris, meet now etc etc.

We like the social part and we like to know who we are meeting before hand.

Clubs and social events are probably better than fab for us but nearest club is 60 miles away and covid stopped the social events (for now) so just have to work with what we have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone taking themselves too seriously and bad spelling/grammar. Requests to put certain words in replies or requesting other hoops to jump through. Can't be arsed, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has dogging listed

And tattoos on tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattoos generally, but neck and tits tattoos, and especially straight lines of pseudo bible scripture written across the natural curves of the female form.. boak.

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By *eo_72Man
over a year ago

Mansfield

Profile’s with 17.5 paragraphs of must have's

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Profile’s with 17.5 paragraphs of must have's

"
this, plus all those with pics taken in a manky room that you'd need a hazmat suit to enter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl who don't read profiles

No pics no veris 1 word texts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timewasters who put a status up saying meet now when they have no intention of meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol really enjoyed that. And do accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has giving me a great laugh !!!!

How I’m surprised by some of the shit people say after been on here awhile !

Just when you think you heard it all

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I love how discreet automatically means married

Im defo single but discreet to me means you will not be invited to my home while my kids are around EVER no not even a quick suck at the backdoor "

I always used "discreet" to mean "Won't immediately rush down the pub and give all my mates a blow-by-blow account of our good time", but I appreciate that Fab has its own lexicon.

Something that annoys me: Accounts that have a whole massive gallery of photos, and yet they're all shot in a way thay leaves the subject's actual appearance a total mystery. Waste of everybody's time.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

For me personally if the profile says how much they love giving oral and they could do it for hours, I avoid them like the plague as I know that we wouldn't be well suited.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Forgot one

5. Professional. Do they think k they're getting paid for a meet or something?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Kind of like to keep those details close to our chest. Helps us filter out what we're looking for if someone has come to us from a point of genuine ambiguity rather than tailoring their messages to what they think we want to hear.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Profiles with a verification summary but not displaying their veris so you can read them (although it is annoying when the veri disappears when ppl leave Fab - we have lost loads)

Everything else is just a filter. Bad pics, no pics, rubbish text, no text etc.

Reading this thread we would obviously annoy a few people as our profile is too long! Oh well.

P.S. not a profile thing but not being able to edit posts in forum when you spot a typo grrrr"

We must be annoying too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that say send a face pic in your first message yet they don’t have any pics.

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