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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago
gwent |
Walking home from the pub one night, the wifey said she needed a pee, I didn't take any notice because I've heard it a thousand times over the years, and I know she can hold it for 2hrs on the motorway haha
I could smell the local chippy and followed my nose, fooooood haha, anyway I turned around to ask the wife, chippy, Indian or Chinese, but no wife, Awww where the fuck has she gone now, she was carrying her shoes so I know she hasn't fallen again haha,
But then I heard this sizzling noise, saw my wife squatting down legs open,skirt up, one hand pulling her white knickers to one side, her other hand holding her lips open, this huge arc of yellow piss spray 3 foot long, I said fucking hell love, you sounded like horse taking a piss on a flat rock, and as if by magic, she produced tissue paper out of her hand bag, because she got loads of useless shit in her hand bag thingy, wiped her flaps and chased me down the street with pissy paper, and she calls me childish haha
Anyway half way home, thinking about her taking a slash, I had the biggest hard on ever, and couldn't understand why, but all I knew was, I spun her around, lifted her little skirt, and banged her so hard against our neighbours garage doors, I could feel her warm piss on my cock, pure filthy yet loving desire for my wife, xxx |
