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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

A post intended to share our views on the swinging clubs/bars we attended in November 15, April 16, November 17 and April 18.

We’ve used our previous guide as a template, but removed old clubs and updated the information based on our last trip. We visited 12 swinging venues during the holiday, including a swinging crawl where we did 12 in 48 hours.

Naturally this is subjective and any given day, at any given venue can be different. But with an abundance of venues, there is definitely something there for everyone. Our personal favourites are Imagine Bar and Secrets.

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2x2 - CC La Sandia (Located East Side, below ground level)

Visited Monday night as it was couples only. Registered online for a VIP pass where you get BOGOF drinks for their 10-11 happy hour.

No charge, nicely done out open bar area with friendly staff. The taller female makes a mean strawberry mojito and 3 years on, still makes a fantastic one.

Second section play area including a car to play in.

A nice add-on is that they have an outside smoking area, very unique as most clubs smoke inside.

Definitely couples not looking for single men, a Monday is recommended, as discussions with locals and tourists suggest it can be a bit full on with single men on other nights. So if you are looking for single men, a night outside Monday would be worth considering.

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Secret - CC Cita

From the leaning tower side (East Side - Av. de Alamania), the first club on the right when heading to the basement. Minimum €10 spend for couples and 10-11 happy hour, buy one get one free.

Over 900m2 of club, probably the biggest club and very nicely kitted out.

Staff are friendly and OCD, which is great in a club as you know it is going to be clean and hygienic. The team go out their way to welcome you and we have nothing but positive words to share about this club.

Hottub available, you pay €5 for a locker with two towels.

As a mixed venue, There is a couples only area.

Smoking is inside, but as a large club it isn't as noticeable as smaller venues. Highly recommend a visit here and possibly our favourite club.

We think the atmosphere at Secret is a young vibe. The staff behind the bar are warm, friendly and mischievous. Plenty of banter between them and also with guests. The music is predominantly Latin beats and typically current. With Latin music hitting our mainstream, it’s music you can feel familiar with.

The weekends are typically busier and have a European mix. Plenty of playing in the couples rooms.

They make fantastic cocktails and the sugar sweet and piña colada are two of our recommendations for the sweeter tooth swingers.

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Fun4All - CC Cita

Next door to Secret.

Again a mixed venue and minimum €10 couple spend.

Smaller environment but very friendly.

Plenty of couples, appeared more sociable than some places like 2x2 where play is a higher focus, in our experience of one visit in each place.

We have found the mix is typically British, Irish, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, German and Dutch.

It is a small venue but this isn’t a bad thing as it brings people closer together and becomes a social arena with lots of dancing. My biggest criticism would be the playlist of music is a bit dated. However, it is music that all nations seem to know and sing along to. Summer of 69 belted out by 5 different nations may not be a bad thing after all.

As a smaller venue, we find it can be a little bit smoky, even in the no-smoking area.

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Eternity - CC Nilo

Where most clubs are situated in Cita and Sandia is only 400 metres away, the Nilo centre is in the North part of PDI.

Ideally it is best to visit from 11pm, as it gets busier from 12 onwards. Of all the clubs, this definitely has a more Spanish/Local feel and if you want to swing with the locals, then Saturday is a good night to attend. We do find that Eternity does get attended by quite a few German couples also.

It’s €20 to attend as a couple and includes 2 drinks. Lockers are €1, which is returned out of the locker when you put you key in. You’re warmly greeted at reception and also by Jose once downstairs.

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Moonlight Dreams - CC Nilo

Next door to Eternity and is relatively new. They have different theme nights each day including a €35 unlimited drinks night on Wednesdays and Fridays. And couples night on Sundays.

The owners are friendly and welcoming.

We assume that quite a few German Swingers reside close to the Nilo, as we’ve met quite a few in this area.

The club is fresh, clean and have around 5 swinging summer huts with beds and condoms. Some are lockable.

They charge €5 for a locker

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Pubs/Bars

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Kiosk4 - Nudist Beach Maspalomas

Situated on the south side. Walk through the archway of the riu hotel then through the dunes for 15 minutes and you will see a kiosk with a rainbow flag. This is the gay nudist beach and to the right of this is the "swinging" nudist beach and Kiosk4.

Alternatively walk east from the lighthouse for about 20 minutes and you will arrive at Kiosk4.

Simple and great for a drink in the open air and sun. Plenty of dunes around for people to have fun in, though we didn't experience. A meeting point for swingers during the day.

We’ve went to Kiosk4 a few times and each time the bar was heaving, the beds packed out with lots of nudists and swingers. A good vibe and plenty of socialising at the bar from people of all nations. We drank Kopparberg Cider for €4.

Just make sure you put plenty of sun cream on as it can get windy and it’s deceiving. Windbreakers are an idea to avoid being sandblasted.

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Comeback bar - CC Cita (top floor)

A small bar and typically a meeting point for swingers before they venture off to the clubs or stay and mingle.

The bar is under new ownership (Richard and Angel from Fun4All) We’ve seen to observe more Europeans than British/Irish but I think that could be down to Imagine Bar being more aligned to our culture.

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Imagine Bar - CC Cita (Top floor)

Best way to find Imagine Bar is to come in from Av. de Alamania (Leaning Tower entrance) and go straight up the stairs (stairs going down are to the swinging clubs). You’ll see Mach bar in front of you. Immediately turn left, past Marco Polo and Carlos V, then turn right. Keep walking and it’s on your left.

Imagine Bar is for us THE meeting point and THE place to be before hitting the clubs. A good size, with nice decor and an excellent choice of drinks. The bar is for us the missing piece of the Cita Center. Now there is an excellent meeting point before going on to a club, or even to stay back and enjoy a social night. The owners, Saskia & Tonny, are fantastic and have given the place a very British/Irish/North European feel.

Personally, if possible, I would love to see Imagine Bar offer some hot/cold snacks.

Saskia and Tonny are affable and approachable, so any advice and guidance, they are more than happy to share.

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Patricia’s Swing Inn - CC Cita (Basement)

Head past Secret and Fun4All, straight past the sex cinema and turn left towards the bottom. Halfway on the left hand side is Patricia’s.

It’s open from 10pm (closed on Sundays). It’s a new place, with a couple of beds but nicely decorated.

Patricia used to work in Venus (in Cita) before it closed down and German swingers encouraged Patricia to open a place. Therefore, it’s a bit more German than Imagine and Comeback (and similar to Bude 4 and Cäsars in Sandia). Nevertheless, she is a warm and endearing woman who also speaks English.

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Bude 4 - CC La Sandia (Located East Side, below ground level)

To the right of 2x2. Was toying between defining this as a pub or a club. Opted for a pub, as it’s quite a relaxed feel. It is immaculate and very impressive in decor. The owner has put in a lot of effort and self pride into her club.

It is very German and we personally found the owner warm and friendly.

It’s a minimum €10 spend.

We definitely would recommend using it as a pitstop before 2x2 and if you speak some German, you’ll definitely have a better experience here.

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Cäsar’s Kontakt Bar - CC La Sandia (Located East Side, top floor, above ground level)

Very similar to Bude 4 & Patricia’s. Small but cosy and more targeted at German swingers.

An outside area, then inside a bar and a couple of beds. Friendly and welcoming.

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Hotels/Resorts

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Venus Resort

Non guests are welcomed to join them for their nudist BBQs on Wednesday evenings and Sunday afternoons.

We were advised to arrive before 12, as the sunbeds can get taken up early.

On arrival, you ring the bell and can wait between 1 & 5 minutes depending how busy they are.

It’s €50 per couple and you are allowed to stay until 21:00. You go downstairs to pay and given a locker. They request you strip naked (though we saw people clothed when we came upstairs). Also downstairs is a couple of beds.

The centre is a pool, surrounded by double sunbeds and then bungalows. Quite cosy and pleasing to the eye, there’s also a couple of playbeds, and a bar.

Around the corner is a jacuzzi, playbed, and sauna.

A few things to note. The all inclusive is between 14:00 & 17:00. Drinks before and after are charged (average €6). The all inclusive drinks are wine, beer, sangria, soft drinks and coffee. Long drinks and Cocktails are not part of the all inclusive and will be charged.

The BBQ starts at 14:00 and whilst it is eat all you want, you may want to stack your plate because it isn’t a continuous cooking period. It’s cooked and once it’s gone, it’s gone (usually by 15:00).

For the above reasons, we felt the €50 was a bit excessive.

You can also stay at €109 per night (minimum 3 night stay).

Venus Resort is rumoured to increase in side late Autumn 2018.

Other hotels that are popular with swingers are Mirage and Gold.

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I hope the above provides some good information for people planning to visit Playa Del Ingles and Gran Canaria.

There are many great places including the Yumbo Centre to eat, drink and party. This is a lot of gay clubs and cabarets such as Ricky's and Sparkles that you can enjoy the drag queen shows. If you are a straight man, then the cruising clubs are not for you and you may want to give them a miss.

The China Town buffet is fantastic value for money and do a fantastic sangria. Really friendly staff. China Town make smaller portions & is very busy. Therefore food is turn around constantly and is always fresh.

Divinity is a karaoke bar for a song and a laugh. Cheyenne’s next door is also a good hang out.

Near Burger King is Fiction and Mardi Gras. Also good for a drink.

The Kasbah Centre has a Brasilian club, if you fancy some salsa and dancing and close by is Little Brasil for a churroscaria (eat as much meat) experience. Also in the Kasbah is the Irish Tavern that is busy, happy hour every hour and a karaoke. There’s also the Chinawhite and Pacha nightclubs. Sultan Kebab make an excellent Dürum Kebab.

Other places to eat that we would recommend are Marco Polo’s in the Cita Center. The €21 fillet steak is to die for.

Tango Tapas make fantastic sangria and amazing tapas in a great surrounding.

Finally, if after Secret & Fun4All are closed and you fancy a “one for the road”, then going into the basement of the Cita passed Fun4All, turn left at Klamotte and halfway down on the right is VIP Bunny Club. Although a gentleman’s club, we were welcomed as a couple with another couple to go for a drink (€5 beer, €10 spirit/mixer). The girls were warm and welcoming.

Finally, if you’re looking for a bite to eat after leaving the Cita, there is a takeaway called Pepe Chiringo on the outside (Av de Francia/Eiffel Tower side).

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By *irror15Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Great summary and agree with just about all you say

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By *inkyBoroCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Can second that

Great information and we will be using it when we spend our first visit there in two weeks

Thank you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Great write up

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Will give this a good read as going next Thursday - Thank you x

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over a year ago

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By *edonist 2Couple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast.

Great, thanks guys

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Great thread ...we love PDI....however haven't done the venus Bbq...yet ...lol

Thanks Apples

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

You’re very welcome guys. Just wanted to share our knowledge, whilst being as objective as possible.

The Venus BBQ was nice, the food tasty, but wanted to make clear our experience.

We’d also say to people to remember it isn’t a swingers resort. It’s a holiday resort that is tolerant and liberated.

Cap D’Agne it isn’t. But from conversations, it’s definitely cheaper.

For us, there’s three main commercial centres;

Kasbah - where it’s a typical young holiday vibe. Irish Bar for Karaoke, Pacha, Chinawhite for clubbing, Sultan for a dürum kebab on the way home.

Yumbo Centrum - the gay centre, lots of clubs, pubs, restaurants and in our opinion, the best place to locate your hotel, so you are central to everywhere (and Taxis around PDI averaging €3/€4)

Cita Center - the swinging centre, swinging pubs/meeting points and a couple of clubs thereafter.

Of course there’s La Sandia and the Nilo Center, amongst other places. And of course a naturist beach by Kiosk 4.

But treat it as a holiday with swinging on your doorstep and you’ll probably approach your holiday with an expectation in that you are more likely to enjoy this wonderful place.

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just to add. If heading to Kiosk 4 from the lighthouse and you walk past the bars on the beachfront. You’ll pass Paddy’s Irish Bar, and the next place along (I think it’s called Pepe’s).

They have a clear plastic awning so you sit facing the sea, and spray water periodically. This isn’t a bad place for a cheap and cheerful lunchtime snack.

I had a chicken burger and chips for €5.50 and have to say I was pleasantly surprised and possibly one of the cleanest, not dripping in oil, chicken burgers I’ve ever tasted.

The burgers aren’t bad either .

I’d definitely recommend stopping for a pit stop and load up on energy prior to the 15/20 minute walk to Kiosk 4.

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By *anbrCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

We have visited 8 times in the last 4 years and you have covered way more ground than us! Need to spread our wings a bit in October!

(aka Nae Sex!) X

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By *oDramaLlamasCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Nice summary and accurate descriptions of the clubs we have visited so far. Will be back there again in September and plan to try a few more of the clubs on your list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visited Patricia's bar, all German couples in when I went in last night (Friday) and two more couples arrived just before I left and both the women had decided to get naked before coming into the bar. Open til 4am and very welcoming.

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

Fantastic... myself and another single female fabber are going out for a few days in june... this will help a lot..

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By *LLY69Man
over a year ago

Gorey

Hi where is Patricia's bar

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi where is Patricia's bar"

Tells you in the opening post

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By *hocopopsMan
over a year ago

south

Great

Head there later in the year

Will use as template

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By *ondao53Couple
over a year ago

ipswich

has anybody been to the cinema and whats it like ? we are going back to pdi in june,

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

Great write up. Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking this...

GF and I are off to Maspalomas 30 June for a week. New, very inexperienced on here, this is our First time GC so we are nervous, intrigued and excited.

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

which one would you recommend for single guy

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


" which one would you recommend for single guy"

Depends what you’re looking for, but Imagine Bar is a good starting point.

Maybe 2x2 on any day other than Monday.

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

And which ones would you recommend for single females??

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And which ones would you recommend for single females??"

All of them!

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By *asualguyMan
over a year ago

Any advise for a lad in his late 20s going solo to PDI

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Any advise for a lad in his late 20s going solo to PDI "

See 4 posts above.

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"And which ones would you recommend for single females??

All of them! "

That narrows it down.... lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And which ones would you recommend for single females??

All of them!

That narrows it down.... lol"

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"And which ones would you recommend for single females??"

Social, relax and chill - Imagine

Dance & Fun - Secret/Fun4All

A bit more full on & plenty of male attention - 2x2

HTH xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait to head to gran can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOW really good information sounds like you had a great time ??x

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By *addySarahCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

Great info, thanks

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By *lboy7Man
over a year ago

London

Anyone know if there is much going on there at the moment during this month of May thinking about going there the 14th May ? for a week as a single bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And which ones would you recommend for single females??"

The one we are at lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And which ones would you recommend for single females??

All of them!

That narrows it down.... lol"

Single females looking for single males

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Not sure but know maspalomas pride is happening soon

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"And which ones would you recommend for single females??

All of them!

That narrows it down.... lol

Single females looking for single males "

What she said..

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Single females looking for single males isn’t hard at all (unless you go to 2x2 or Moonlight Dreams on a couples night).

If you want greedy girl, then 2x2. Otherwise, any club should be fine. I’d say Secrets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you so much, great information

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"Single females looking for single males isn’t hard at all (unless you go to 2x2 or Moonlight Dreams on a couples night).

If you want greedy girl, then 2x2. Otherwise, any club should be fine. I’d say Secrets."

Thanks... wer only out for 4 nights... so dont want to waste a night... lol

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By *randMrsJones69Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *randMrsJones69Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thank you for the info. First time for us in PDI this year and we had no idea where to go etc x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And another thank you from 2 more newbies visiting GC 15-22 May.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

It's a great review and unbiased too!

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

This come in handy my first time on 5th may

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By *aynsamCouple
over a year ago

london/ cumb

Great posts we going in the begin of june and wondered what to expect as been told alot more goes on during winter months

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Great posts we going in the begin of june and wondered what to expect as been told alot more goes on during winter months"

Yes it does, but there will still be plenty of fun to be had

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By *weeny_toddMan
over a year ago

kent

Going with my wife in September for our first time this will be so handy thanks very much you stars!

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By *aynsamCouple
over a year ago

london/ cumb

Any one about when we are ? June 4th 10 days

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"Any one about when we are ? June 4th 10 days "

Me and another female single are out 5th to 9th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are there in September, 22-29. Anyone else going that week? Xx

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

We've been to Imagine bar & Secrets last two nights & lots of fun, so friendly. Sparke night tonight at Imagine

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By *aynsamCouple
over a year ago

london/ cumb

Imagine bar a few have told us too go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great low down of places to go other than the usual in Cita. Look forward to sampling them all when we're there for 2 weeks

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Imagine bar a few have told us too go there"

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By *aggis100Man
over a year ago

hawick

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By *lboy7Man
over a year ago

London

Anyone recommend any nice hotels in Playa del ingles for singles ? thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone recommend any nice hotels in Playa del ingles for singles ? thanks "

Goldmarina

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By *enandlisaCouple
over a year ago

Burnley'ish


"Anyone recommend any nice hotels in Playa del ingles for singles ? thanks

Goldmarina "

Really???

With a single room supplement akin to the cost of a week in an apartment?

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By *teve-julieCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

Are there any clubs for Bicouples to meet, or Club’s that hold a Bi night.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Are there any clubs for Bicouples to meet, or Club’s that hold a Bi night."

The only one I know of is 2x2 in Sandia centre and not sure if it's Tuesday or Wednesday, but you will find bi people in most of the club's at any time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone recommend any nice hotels in Playa del ingles for singles ? thanks "

A week all inclusive in may at the greenfield is €462.. bed and breakfast is €358.. not bad for single I suppose

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By *teve-julieCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

Thank you for replying x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thank you for replying x"

You're welcome

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

+1 thanks to OP for all this info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic Info. Off there in June with my naughty lady so will definitely be following your guide

Many thanks

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thanks for the info guys

I fly out early Sunday morning 13th May for two weeks and can’t wait x x staying in playa de ingles x

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By *zzy69Woman
over a year ago

The Lake District

I found Venus Resort on booking.com

Unfortunately for me they only allow couples- so any single men thinking of go get in touch-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic review, thanks for taking the time and effort to help our community

I'm back there in October, usually stay at escorial but may consider changing now!

Escorial hotel is good... has an adult only roof top solarium (sectioned off half/half). Half nude, half not.

Also has a nudest sauna, steam room, Jacuzzi, plunge pool. Worth a go for anyone dipping their feet in the water (so to speak)

If anyone is there early October, let's meet for a beer x

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By *ans123Couple
over a year ago

manchester

we are in P D I 12th Nov for a week love the clubs and bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great info and will definitely be a great help on our fist visit. X

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I found Venus Resort on booking.com

Unfortunately for me they only allow couples- so any single men thinking of go get in touch- "

That’s interesting. We played with a couple and a single female from Las Palmas when we went.

Having said this, they were day visitors, so whether this makes a difference?

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We are there from the 29th of May to the 9th of June

Love to meet up with some sexy singles and couples

Dunes club and hotel meets

Terry and Jane x

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over a year ago

Thank you for this information,it was very helpful for me, l was in pdi from the 8th _13th for the first time and l managed to locate the swingers clubs in CC, and secret was the best.Thanks again

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Thank you for this information,it was very helpful for me, l was in pdi from the 8th _13th for the first time and l managed to locate the swingers clubs in CC, and secret was the best.Thanks again "

Aww thanks a million! I’m delighted that it was useful for you. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow great write up very helpful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to the cinema

What's that like

Cheers Terry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done guys best post we’ve seen on the site x

Think you might have ‘copy and pasted’ it from an old Thomas Cook brochure

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

I don't think €50 is that excessive for the Venus BBQ. Pop into a local restaurant at lunchtime, get two steak dinners and drink for 3 hours solid and you'll be looking at €50. At Venus you also get to have a kick ass time on top, although that is dependant on who is there. We had an absolute blast on the Sunday we attended last year.

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I don't think €50 is that excessive for the Venus BBQ. Pop into a local restaurant at lunchtime, get two steak dinners and drink for 3 hours solid and you'll be looking at €50. At Venus you also get to have a kick ass time on top, although that is dependant on who is there. We had an absolute blast on the Sunday we attended last year."

To be honest, it’s not a crazy price but we felt (and the general consensus felt) it was excessive against what was expected. The marketing is not right and for this reason you can feel that it hasn’t been sold correctly. The purpose of our post is to ensure people have the information available before they attend so they can make a calculated decision.

We enjoyed the food but equally our personal experience is that we could have had a top class steak and a few drinks at Marco Polo (as you say for €50). We could have had first class tapas and fantastic sangria with an authentic Spanish feel and had change in our pockets from €50. We could have had a cheap and cheerful actual “eat all you want” at our favourite Chinese, who also make fantastic sangria and champagne Sangria, and had €20 to burn. And then had an awesome time in Secrets. The food was good but so was a €6 chicken burger and chips and a pint of €2 San Miguel from the beach.

Don’t get us wrong, we like the place and had an awesome time. We were there for 9/10 hours after all.

The point is you are essentially paying for a plate of food served at 2pm. Do not expect an all day, all you can eat bbq. Drinking is 2-5 and this is beer, wine, sangria, soft drinks, and coffee. We were disappointed because we prefer spirit/mixers and cocktails. And if anyone is of the same, or people are working to a tighter budget and want VFM, they should consider the information provided.

Objectively, would we endorse Venus? Absolutely! A lovely little place and a good hang out for a change of scenery on a Sunday afternoon.

Subjectively, would we visit Venus again? We wouldn’t rule it out, but it wouldn’t be a must place for us to visit. Definitely would be a spontaneous one, rather than scheduled.

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By *edonist 2Couple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast.


"I don't think €50 is that excessive for the Venus BBQ. Pop into a local restaurant at lunchtime, get two steak dinners and drink for 3 hours solid and you'll be looking at €50. At Venus you also get to have a kick ass time on top, although that is dependant on who is there. We had an absolute blast on the Sunday we attended last year.

To be honest, it’s not a crazy price but we felt (and the general consensus felt) it was excessive against what was expected. The marketing is not right and for this reason you can feel that it hasn’t been sold correctly. The purpose of our post is to ensure people have the information available before they attend so they can make a calculated decision.

We enjoyed the food but equally our personal experience is that we could have had a top class steak and a few drinks at Marco Polo (as you say for €50). We could have had first class tapas and fantastic sangria with an authentic Spanish feel and had change in our pockets from €50. We could have had a cheap and cheerful actual “eat all you want” at our favourite Chinese, who also make fantastic sangria and champagne Sangria, and had €20 to burn. And then had an awesome time in Secrets. The food was good but so was a €6 chicken burger and chips and a pint of €2 San Miguel from the beach.

Don’t get us wrong, we like the place and had an awesome time. We were there for 9/10 hours after all.

The point is you are essentially paying for a plate of food served at 2pm. Do not expect an all day, all you can eat bbq. Drinking is 2-5 and this is beer, wine, sangria, soft drinks, and coffee. We were disappointed because we prefer spirit/mixers and cocktails. And if anyone is of the same, or people are working to a tighter budget and want VFM, they should consider the information provided.

Objectively, would we endorse Venus? Absolutely! A lovely little place and a good hang out for a change of scenery on a Sunday afternoon.

Subjectively, would we visit Venus again? We wouldn’t rule it out, but it wouldn’t be a must place for us to visit. Definitely would be a spontaneous one, rather than scheduled.

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Hi guys, just jumping on this....we love authentic Tapas and Sangria, is Tango Tapas in the Yumbo, sounds fab? Many thanks x

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over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Hi guys, just jumping on this....we love authentic Tapas and Sangria, is Tango Tapas in the Yumbo, sounds fab? Many thanks x"

Hiya

Tango Tapas is on Avenida de Gran Canaria, which is about a five/ten minute walk North of the Yumbo Centrum. A couple we went with from fab, also went a second time and had Paella (which you have to order 24 hours before), and said that was very good too. They will also make it specific to your preference of ingredients.

If you want a good Tapas bar inside the yumbo, then on the ground floor in the right hand corner (where the trampolines are), there is one called Maná 264. We haven’t had the opportunity to try it personally yet, but some friends from fab have been here and they swore by it.

Like Tango, it scores 4.5 out of 5, but from twice as many reviews on a known advisory site for trips. So that should also give peace of mind if you prefer to go somewhere within the yumbo.

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

Can i add to your forum which was good for bars i went to a club down stairs and wanted charge me 50 euro as a single guy the couples i was with would not let me pay that typical rip single guys off just a warning to single guys they cash in on you in clubs there too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can i add to your forum which was good for bars i went to a club down stairs and wanted charge me 50 euro as a single guy the couples i was with would not let me pay that typical rip single guys off just a warning to single guys they cash in on you in clubs there too"

All the club's charge something, I think 2x2 club charge €35, which includes your first drink. I have to say that I don't understand or agree with these charges

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

I would not mind 35 euro if you got a drink and i know they clubs need keep a balance when comes to guys cos some dont know how to conduct themselves i there another club up the road from cita i try that when out in august

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I would not mind 35 euro if you got a drink and i know they clubs need keep a balance when comes to guys cos some dont know how to conduct themselves i there another club up the road from cita i try that when out in august"

Yes they do need to keep a balance, but they could control that on the door. 2x2 normally allow 8 single guys, each night, apart from Sunday, which is greedy girls night, so unlimited amount of singles

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Can i add to your forum which was good for bars i went to a club down stairs and wanted charge me 50 euro as a single guy the couples i was with would not let me pay that typical rip single guys off just a warning to single guys they cash in on you in clubs there too"

I can understand your frustration, but isn’t this the case with most clubs in that they try to cash in on the single male. We’ve seen it in the UK, mainland Spain, the Netherlands, Germany, USA etcetera.

But I do concur in that it would be nice if they are going to charge €50 it would be sweeter if a couple of drinks were included in the price.

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By *edonist 2Couple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast.


"Hi guys, just jumping on this....we love authentic Tapas and Sangria, is Tango Tapas in the Yumbo, sounds fab? Many thanks x

Hiya

Tango Tapas is on Avenida de Gran Canaria, which is about a five/ten minute walk North of the Yumbo Centrum. A couple we went with from fab, also went a second time and had Paella (which you have to order 24 hours before), and said that was very good too. They will also make it specific to your preference of ingredients.

If you want a good Tapas bar inside the yumbo, then on the ground floor in the right hand corner (where the trampolines are), there is one called Maná 264. We haven’t had the opportunity to try it personally yet, but some friends from fab have been here and they swore by it.

Like Tango, it scores 4.5 out of 5, but from twice as many reviews on a known advisory site for trips. So that should also give peace of mind if you prefer to go somewhere within the yumbo."

That’s great thank you for your reccomendations, much appreciated and we will definitely try one if not both on our return in October

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1


"Can i add to your forum which was good for bars i went to a club down stairs and wanted charge me 50 euro as a single guy the couples i was with would not let me pay that typical rip single guys off just a warning to single guys they cash in on you in clubs there too

I can understand your frustration, but isn’t this the case with most clubs in that they try to cash in on the single male. We’ve seen it in the UK, mainland Spain, the Netherlands, Germany, USA etcetera.

But I do concur in that it would be nice if they are going to charge €50 it would be sweeter if a couple of drinks were included in the price."
yes its same here and if your a single guy you need accept law of jungle im now considering side step clubs unless i have a fem otherwise you get treated as a desperado which im not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the cinema like at the cita

What happens inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heading to Cita centre tomorrow night, see what is happening, what fun to be had lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think €50 is that excessive for the Venus BBQ. Pop into a local restaurant at lunchtime, get two steak dinners and drink for 3 hours solid and you'll be looking at €50. At Venus you also get to have a kick ass time on top, although that is dependant on who is there. We had an absolute blast on the Sunday we attended last year."

We just attended the venus bbq today and have to say it was a great day all in all, will be going back on wednesday

€50 per couple isn't bad considering a catamaran trip is €95..

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By *akey2somCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

We will be there in 13 days, can’t wait to have some fun nights in some of the venues.

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By *ytraCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"We are there from the 29th of May to the 9th of June

Love to meet up with some sexy singles and couples

Dunes club and hotel meets

Terry and Jane x "

We are there from 28th May to 9th June, with the rest of family but might be able to steal some time away.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have never been to Playa del Ingles so looking for a few tips !! nice swingers bars ETC we are there from 24th to 28th june is someone can show us round would be good L & J

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By *aynsamCouple
over a year ago

london/ cumb

Reveiws on green fields anyone been ?

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough


"we have never been to Playa del Ingles so looking for a few tips !! nice swingers bars ETC we are there from 24th to 28th june is someone can show us round would be good L & J "

Well I'll get the ball rolling on the tips. Everyone in this thread is heading out there 4 months after you, you'll have many more takers on the "show you around" offer if post in the thread for people going in June

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Reveiws on green fields anyone been ?"

We’ve stayed at Green Park, which is next door. From what we gather, it’s ok. Cheap and cheerful and you’re in the Irish Quarter. There’s a few Irish and Finnish bars there. You are a 15 minute walk from the Kasbah, and another 10 minutes to get to the Yumbo.

The cita Center is about 15 mins south of the Yumbo, so you’ll probably prefer jumping in a taxi for €3-€4.

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By *aynsamCouple
over a year ago

london/ cumb

Ok thank you for the heads up, we just heard they have a nude terrace too

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Ok thank you for the heads up, we just heard they have a nude terrace too "

Yes they do indeed.

If you like the beach, then you can get into your birthday suit near kiosk 4 as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone in gran canaria between 29th may - 7th june?

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By *oxypair2008Couple
over a year ago

near chester

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By *akey2somCouple
over a year ago

wakefield


"Anyone in gran canaria between 29th may - 7th june? "

We are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you staying in playa del ingles? I have a villa in peurto rico and a car. Messege me if you guys fancy a drink or something

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By *aynsamCouple
over a year ago

london/ cumb

Week today we will be in pdi looking for fun but we are new to the island and would love a tour guide or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can’t wait till next week hope to meet lots of sexy people

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By *e-funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Does anyone have any idea how much a taxi will cost from Puerto Rico to PDI and how long it will take??

Would be nice to know so we can budget.

Thanks

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does anyone have any idea how much a taxi will cost from Puerto Rico to PDI and how long it will take??

Would be nice to know so we can budget.

Thanks"

From what I have seen on the forums before, about €28 to €30 and about 20 minutes

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By *ngelnsquidCouple
over a year ago

ipswich

You may find it's cheaper to hire a car.. it will only be around 60euros for a week..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You may find it's cheaper to hire a car.. it will only be around 60euros for a week.."

Good idea

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By *e-funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Didn’t think it would be that much and that’s just one way!

Hiring a car isn’t really something we would do as we both like a drink when we are out.

Thanks for the info.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a regular bus service between the two resorts,quite cheap,5-6 euro return

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By *e-funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Oh great thanks for that.

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By *ackwithabang2000Couple
over a year ago

Stoke


"Does anyone have any idea how much a taxi will cost from Puerto Rico to PDI and how long it will take??

Would be nice to know so we can budget.

Thanks"

Cost us the other year 32 euros from amadores (close to Puerto Rico) to PDI. .

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By *ackwithabang2000Couple
over a year ago

Stoke

While we're on this thread. .went casers last night in the sandia. .Swiss lady running it ...impressed. ..very friendly bar. .

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By *akey2somCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

Not long now, we will be there in 5 days!

xxx

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By *imonandLisaCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Does anyone recommend any hotels?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Does anyone recommend any hotels?"

We would, far better than a tent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re here now and your information has helped us no end .... thank you

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By *unfun21Couple
over a year ago

Down

Be heading Sunday can't wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait Tuesday we fly over

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"Can’t wait Tuesday we fly over "

Wooohoooo!!!

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"We’re here now and your information has helped us no end .... thank you "
enjoy xx

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By *otlegsrachelCouple
over a year ago

colchester

we are going this saturday see you fabbers there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where is Venus Resort !?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"where is Venus Resort !? "

It's in Mapalomas. If you Google it, it will give you a map reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very quiet in clubs in pdi xx

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By *ackwithabang2000Couple
over a year ago

Stoke


"very quiet in clubs in pdi xx"

It was at the weekend aswell

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"very quiet in clubs in pdi xx

It was at the weekend aswell "

It is half term in some areas which makes the holidays much more expensive, we tend to avoid school holidays. This may be the reason it is quiet.

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By *rompitaMan
over a year ago

Gran Canaria South, Great Arguineguin

Sand dunes its a desert on this Heat

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over a year ago


"Reveiws on green fields anyone been ?"

Just back from our 5th time there

Spotless, great staff, good food, great pool, nude rooftop.

Going back again in Oct.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sand dunes its a desert on this Heat"

It does get very hot there

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"where is Venus Resort !? "

It is west of PDI as if you are going into Maspalomas. It is on Avenida de Touroperador Tui, just before Holiday World.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"where is Venus Resort !?

It is west of PDI as if you are going into Maspalomas. It is on Avenida de Touroperador Tui, just before Holiday World."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are here until the 8th of june.

Willbe visiting imagine comeback secrets 2x2 etc.

just one question though.

never been to the cinema in cita basement?

what goes on inside there ?

hope to bump into some hot playmates lol

terry and jane xx

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"We are here until the 8th of june.

Willbe visiting imagine comeback secrets 2x2 etc.

just one question though.

never been to the cinema in cita basement?

what goes on inside there ?

hope to bump into some hot playmates lol

terry and jane xx"

If I was to hazard a guess, I would expect the moonlight cinema, an open air cinema in maspalomas, is the place you really need to go for a Hollywood blockbuster.

But if you fancy a bit of porn and male attention, then this is the place for you.

My understanding is that the cinema is catering for two categories and has two areas: 1) gay men 2) couples/men/women

I would expect that it’s similar to most cinemas in that if a lady likes the attention of a few men, and being with likeminded couples, then you’ll have a fun time.

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By *ilfandme206Couple
over a year ago

North Kerry

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

Fly out on tues...cant wait!!!

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By *orny6669Couple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

18th to 25th June staying at Fayna apartments can't wait

Who else is there then xx

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

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By *osman99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

19th -23rd for me. Just near cita/ yumbo.

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By *ackwithabang2000Couple
over a year ago

Stoke

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over a year ago

Stoke

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By *ackwithabang2000Couple
over a year ago

Stoke


"We are here until the 8th of june.

Willbe visiting imagine comeback secrets 2x2 etc.

just one question though.

never been to the cinema in cita basement?

what goes on inside there ?

hope to bump into some hot playmates lol

terry and jane xx

If I was to hazard a guess, I would expect the moonlight cinema, an open air cinema in maspalomas, is the place you really need to go for a Hollywood blockbuster.

But if you fancy a bit of porn and male attention, then this is the place for you.

My understanding is that the cinema is catering for two categories and has two areas: 1) gay men 2) couples/men/women

I would expect that it’s similar to most cinemas in that if a lady likes the attention of a few men, and being with likeminded couples, then you’ll have a fun time."

Or maybe not a fun time

We've been twice in last few years and it's been dead both times.

Not a single person in there

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


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I would expect that it’s similar to most cinemas in that if a lady likes the attention of a few men, and being with likeminded couples, then you’ll have a fun time.

Or maybe not a fun time

We've been twice in last few years and it's been dead both times.

Not a single person in there "

Was the film good though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the info fellow bum sorry Sun worship fers

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By *ackwithabang2000Couple
over a year ago

Stoke


"

I would expect that it’s similar to most cinemas in that if a lady likes the attention of a few men, and being with likeminded couples, then you’ll have a fun time.

Or maybe not a fun time

We've been twice in last few years and it's been dead both times.

Not a single person in there

Was the film good though? "

Well they gave us a day ticket and told us to come back later as it might be busier (it wasn't)

But the same film was on so it must have been good

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"

I would expect that it’s similar to most cinemas in that if a lady likes the attention of a few men, and being with likeminded couples, then you’ll have a fun time.

Or maybe not a fun time

We've been twice in last few years and it's been dead both times.

Not a single person in there

Was the film good though?

Well they gave us a day ticket and told us to come back later as it might be busier (it wasn't)

But the same film was on so it must have been good "

Lol

I imagine that’s what most cinemas are like. Hit and miss. Maybe a bit more miss than hit.

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Whats the best time of year to go never been to any clubs abroad

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Whats the best time of year to go never been to any clubs abroad "

In our opinion, September to April. Summer months are less busy with swingers, because of families holidaying then

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over a year ago

I think June’s always busy. We have been going same time for the past 4 years in June. In my opinion July n August is the quietest months _amiss.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I think June’s always busy. We have been going same time for the past 4 years in June. In my opinion July n August is the quietest months _amiss. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three more sleeps

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"Three more sleeps "

1 more shift!!!

Lol

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Three more sleeps

1 more shift!!!

Lol"

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See and have a fantastic time you two

Week and a half until we go, unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three more sleeps

1 more shift!!!

Lol

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See and have a fantastic time you two

Week and a half until we go, unfortunately "

No cooking cleaning screaming at weans playing taxi lots of sunbathing drinking dancing and chilling woohoooo

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"Three more sleeps

1 more shift!!!

Lol

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See and have a fantastic time you two

Week and a half until we go, unfortunately

No cooking cleaning screaming at weans playing taxi lots of sunbathing drinking dancing and chilling woohoooo "

And other stuff obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big cock available in San Agustin Gran Canaria 09.06 - 16.06.2018

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By *XX EssexCouple
over a year ago

essex

Looking forward to our first time in PDI arrive Thursday

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Three more sleeps "

Ah bet you can’t wait! I’m heading out next week with another fab lady... can’t wait!

K x

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By *odandgoddessCouple
over a year ago

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Thanks for all the really brilliant info everyone. Me and Joe are heading out there in September and then I'll be going by myself in March next year. Can't wait to experience it all xx

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By *unguyforallsortsMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I will be in PDI tomorrow for a week staying right next to the Yumbo centre if anyone fancies meeting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two more sleeps

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"Two more sleeps "

1 more... we Will be to excited to sleep tomorrow night... lol

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By *arkmandy69Couple
over a year ago

waterford

great info thanks guys. Were in maspolamas from june 30th to july 5th.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiosk 4, damn went wrong way yesterday, but there was a naked section near Kiosk 8, will visit 4 tomorrow.. Great guide thanks..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Kiosk 4, damn went wrong way yesterday, but there was a naked section near Kiosk 8, will visit 4 tomorrow.. Great guide thanks.. "

We prefer k8, not so much hassle there Enjoy!

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By *aynsamCouple
over a year ago

london/ cumb

Is there hassle there at k4 then? we newbies and like nude bathing but not with getting hassle,where should we head too?

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By *ustusboth2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Is there hassle there at k4 then? we newbies and like nude bathing but not with getting hassle,where should we head too? "

Shouldn’t be that much of an issue at kiosk 4. I’m sure you’ll be fine

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is there hassle there at k4 then? we newbies and like nude bathing but not with getting hassle,where should we head too? "

If you're just sunbathing on the beach, there won't be a problem, if you go into the dunes, you may find some single guys camping beside you and some will be wanking . The dunes are better at kiosk 8, not so many single guys there

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By *aynsamCouple
over a year ago

london/ cumb

Ok cool thank you

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