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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It seems to bother a lot of people when general discussion occurs on dedicated Spain threads. If you were to have a chat about GC in the Lounge people would be asking to move it to the Spain area.

So here it is. A general Canaries news, views and ideas and some good old fashioned general banter welcome.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So here it is. I'll start.

I was at Comeback bar on Saturday and went down to Fun4All an hour early.

Comeback now opens at 7pm and Fun4All all an hour early 9pm. The smaller attendance had the effect of making things more intimate and we had one of our best nights there.

The early night syndrome has a positive spinoff in that you are up earlier, catch hotel breakfast and get to the beach earlier.

Speaking of the beach they sell portable deck chairs that flatten completely and whilst they aren't as good as a proper lounger they keep you off the sand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?"

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I think the earlier closing isn't a bad thing, we would often be rolling home at 3 in the morning, the hotel was locked at that time, so you had to ring the bell to get in I think they knew where we'd been from my dishevelled look!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!"

So it's your fault then..haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!

So it's your fault then..haha!"

Guilty as charged!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another piece of local gossip is that the tour operators have refused to bring tourists to the island while there are immigrants in the hotels.

Some people are saying that there is a law which prevents them being there after December 31. Hotels still housing illegal immigrants will be fined.

We're waiting to see what happens...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Another piece of local gossip is that the tour operators have refused to bring tourists to the island while there are immigrants in the hotels.

Some people are saying that there is a law which prevents them being there after December 31. Hotels still housing illegal immigrants will be fined.

We're waiting to see what happens..."

I guess you can understand that, that's probably why people are having their flights cancelled. I hope they get it sorted for everyone's benefit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another piece of local gossip is that the tour operators have refused to bring tourists to the island while there are immigrants in the hotels.

Some people are saying that there is a law which prevents them being there after December 31. Hotels still housing illegal immigrants will be fined.

We're waiting to see what happens...

I guess you can understand that, that's probably why people are having their flights cancelled. I hope they get it sorted for everyone's benefit..."

My understanding is they have also changed some regulations that allow the authorities to send some of them back where they came from. Hopefully that becomes a deterrent.

I honestly feel for those who genuinely come from wartorn countries, but there are others who aren't who are milking the situation.

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By *chico94Man
over a year ago

Las Palmas, Spain

You always have the option of chilling in Las Palmas ?? I know it’s not the same as PDI but still you can discover the local side of this amazing island

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By *parkybunnyCouple
over a year ago

Zurich. NOT London.


"I think the earlier closing isn't a bad thing, we would often be rolling home at 3 in the morning, the hotel was locked at that time, so you had to ring the bell to get in I think they knew where we'd been from my dishevelled look! "

This was us in September, we had 2 weeks of relatively early nights, well, in comparison to the 3-4am usually expected, and we loved it. We made the most of our days, enjoying lazy breakfasts and a few long lazy lunches. We had a fab time.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Another piece of local gossip is that the tour operators have refused to bring tourists to the island while there are immigrants in the hotels.

Some people are saying that there is a law which prevents them being there after December 31. Hotels still housing illegal immigrants will be fined.

We're waiting to see what happens...

I guess you can understand that, that's probably why people are having their flights cancelled. I hope they get it sorted for everyone's benefit...

My understanding is they have also changed some regulations that allow the authorities to send some of them back where they came from. Hopefully that becomes a deterrent.

I honestly feel for those who genuinely come from wartorn countries, but there are others who aren't who are milking the situation. "

Yes, I feel sorry for the people fleeing these places, just to save their lives and some lose their lives, in the crossing..so sad...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You always have the option of chilling in Las Palmas ?? I know it’s not the same as PDI but still you can discover the local side of this amazing island "

We've never done that, but really something we should do

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I think the earlier closing isn't a bad thing, we would often be rolling home at 3 in the morning, the hotel was locked at that time, so you had to ring the bell to get in I think they knew where we'd been from my dishevelled look!

This was us in September, we had 2 weeks of relatively early nights, well, in comparison to the 3-4am usually expected, and we loved it. We made the most of our days, enjoying lazy breakfasts and a few long lazy lunches. We had a fab time. "

That would suit us too When they start opening late again , I think we'll have a few early ..ish...nights

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By *chico94Man
over a year ago

Las Palmas, Spain

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By *chico94Man
over a year ago

Las Palmas, Spain


"You always have the option of chilling in Las Palmas ?? I know it’s not the same as PDI but still you can discover the local side of this amazing island

We've never done that, but really something we should do "

If you need any help or recommendations fro places and restaurants feel free to message me up it would be my pleasure to guide

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You always have the option of chilling in Las Palmas ?? I know it’s not the same as PDI but still you can discover the local side of this amazing island "

We took the time to visit the market in Teror. What a breathtaking part of the island! So green. It's a beautiful town, super relaxed and excellent cheap food. Loved it and recommend it to anyone with a hire car, although the bus system is good too.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You always have the option of chilling in Las Palmas ?? I know it’s not the same as PDI but still you can discover the local side of this amazing island

We've never done that, but really something we should do

If you need any help or recommendations fro places and restaurants feel free to message me up it would be my pleasure to guide "

Oh thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!"

Shhhhhhhh! Don't jinx it now!

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By *edonist 2Couple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast.


"I think the earlier closing isn't a bad thing, we would often be rolling home at 3 in the morning, the hotel was locked at that time, so you had to ring the bell to get in I think they knew where we'd been from my dishevelled look!

This was us in September, we had 2 weeks of relatively early nights, well, in comparison to the 3-4am usually expected, and we loved it. We made the most of our days, enjoying lazy breakfasts and a few long lazy lunches. We had a fab time. "

Were actually looking forward to this at Christmas! x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!

Shhhhhhhh! Don't jinx it now! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!

Shhhhhhhh! Don't jinx it now! "

No worries... I'll pray for Calima winds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!

Shhhhhhhh! Don't jinx it now!

No worries... I'll pray for Calima winds... "

We need Calima HEAT more! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!

Shhhhhhhh! Don't jinx it now!

No worries... I'll pray for Calima winds...

We need Calima HEAT more! Lol"

I am so glad I have that in writing!!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!

Shhhhhhhh! Don't jinx it now!

No worries... I'll pray for Calima winds... "

No!...it'll blow of the line....then you'll have nothing to wear...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!

Shhhhhhhh! Don't jinx it now!

No worries... I'll pray for Calima winds...

No!...it'll blow of the line....then you'll have nothing to wear... "

Praying even harder now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!

Shhhhhhhh! Don't jinx it now!

No worries... I'll pray for Calima winds...

We need Calima HEAT more! Lol

I am so glad I have that in writing!!! "

I hate the Calima winds...we got caught walking across the dunes once, I found it really scary...I had my towel wrapped around my head and face...I looked like Lawrence of Arabia...all I needed was a camel

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!

Shhhhhhhh! Don't jinx it now!

No worries... I'll pray for Calima winds...

No!...it'll blow of the line....then you'll have nothing to wear...

Praying even harder now "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true the weather in Gran Canaries is around 12 degrees max a day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it true the weather in Gran Canaries is around 12 degrees max a day?"

Right now it's 17 degrees. This has the locals out in heavy jackets, polar neck Jerseys etc. We've seen more rain in the last week than the last 3 years combined.

We are still walking around in vest and baggy shorts. We don't even have a jacket between us over here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Boletin Official of the Canary Islands (BOC) number BOC-S-2020-249, has today published all the new measures in relation to the situation of the coronavirus pandemic in Tenerife. Yesterday, the Government of the Canary Islands decided to establish a curfew for a week, reduce the groups to a maximum of four people, prohibit drinks at the bars of premises, and suspend all non-professional sports activities for two weeks due to the rebound in cases on the island.

For details you can go to:

https://www.canarianweekly.com/posts/boc-published-new-restrictions-for-tenerife

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The Boletin Official of the Canary Islands (BOC) number BOC-S-2020-249, has today published all the new measures in relation to the situation of the coronavirus pandemic in Tenerife. Yesterday, the Government of the Canary Islands decided to establish a curfew for a week, reduce the groups to a maximum of four people, prohibit drinks at the bars of premises, and suspend all non-professional sports activities for two weeks due to the rebound in cases on the island.

For details you can go to:

https://www.canarianweekly.com/posts/boc-published-new-restrictions-for-tenerife"

Yes I've been reading that, why do you think their rates are bad compared to GC?

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By *illynmintCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

This lady is based in Tenerife.

www.janetanscombe.com

All very informative and accurate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This lady is based in Tenerife.

www.janetanscombe.com

All very informative and accurate.

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This is a brilliant link. Thank you so very very much

For anyone going through the quagmire of Spanish bureaucracy to get residencia it's a godsend!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"This lady is based in Tenerife.

www.janetanscombe.com

All very informative and accurate.

This is a brilliant link. Thank you so very very much

For anyone going through the quagmire of Spanish bureaucracy to get residencia it's a godsend! "

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello so what is the weather like today, hasn't it been a bit rainy?

According to the locals they haven't seen rain like this in four years. We've been struggling because we don't have a dryer and rely on sunshine every day to dry our washing. In fact hanging out washing seems to bring clouds rolling in from nowhere!"

Our friend out there sent us a video of the rain whilst he was at work, we spoke again 2 hours later and he said it was still torrential rain. Again like you said, not regular thing out there. He did say it was warm though lol, not helpful when drying washing though. Hope it is improving for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You always have the option of chilling in Las Palmas ?? I know it’s not the same as PDI but still you can discover the local side of this amazing island

We took the time to visit the market in Teror. What a breathtaking part of the island! So green. It's a beautiful town, super relaxed and excellent cheap food. Loved it and recommend it to anyone with a hire car, although the bus system is good too. "

It is beautiful there, have you travelled around the mountains, breathtaking although we did it in July so not sure what it would be like this time of year x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems to bother a lot of people when general discussion occurs on dedicated Spain threads. If you were to have a chat about GC in the Lounge people would be asking to move it to the Spain area.

So here it is. A general Canaries news, views and ideas and some good old fashioned general banter welcome.

"

What a great post and such informative information. I hope it continues up to February 2020 when we intend to visit. Enjoy and hope the rain goes soon xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It seems to bother a lot of people when general discussion occurs on dedicated Spain threads. If you were to have a chat about GC in the Lounge people would be asking to move it to the Spain area.

So here it is. A general Canaries news, views and ideas and some good old fashioned general banter welcome.

What a great post and such informative information. I hope it continues up to February 2020 when we intend to visit. Enjoy and hope the rain goes soon xxx"

It is a great happy post I hope it's February 2021 you're going, unless you have a time machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You always have the option of chilling in Las Palmas ?? I know it’s not the same as PDI but still you can discover the local side of this amazing island

We took the time to visit the market in Teror. What a breathtaking part of the island! So green. It's a beautiful town, super relaxed and excellent cheap food. Loved it and recommend it to anyone with a hire car, although the bus system is good too.

It is beautiful there, have you travelled around the mountains, breathtaking although we did it in July so not sure what it would be like this time of year x"

Yes we've gone up to Santa Lucia and was absolutely blown away by the rugged beauty of the mountains. That was in October, not sure what it's like now with this funny weather.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Thank you for posting this Op, I'm flying out on Saturday and I can't wait.

I do hope the rain dissappears though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you for posting this Op, I'm flying out on Saturday and I can't wait.

I do hope the rain dissappears though "

I will get Miss C to hold off on washing for a while...

The forecast for the week looks a bit better I think.

Have a good flight and I hope you have a lovely holiday

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By *chico94Man
over a year ago

Las Palmas, Spain


"You always have the option of chilling in Las Palmas ?? I know it’s not the same as PDI but still you can discover the local side of this amazing island

We took the time to visit the market in Teror. What a breathtaking part of the island! So green. It's a beautiful town, super relaxed and excellent cheap food. Loved it and recommend it to anyone with a hire car, although the bus system is good too.

It is beautiful there, have you travelled around the mountains, breathtaking although we did it in July so not sure what it would be like this time of year x"

It’s more pleasant at this time , it’s a bit chilly but not that really cold

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By *chico94Man
over a year ago

Las Palmas, Spain

I’m actually a local from Las Palmas so if any of you guys have any queries or need any recommendations please feel free to ask I would be happy to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good morning PDI!!!

The sun is back, hardly a cloud in the sky and looking to be a beautiful day.

Have an amazing day all of you out here and remember it's a local holiday, not everything will be open.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning PDI!!!

The sun is back, hardly a cloud in the sky and looking to be a beautiful day.

Have an amazing day all of you out here and remember it's a local holiday, not everything will be open.

"

HOORAH! now you can get your washing dry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" It’s more pleasant at this time , it’s a bit chilly but not that really cold "

Ah nuts. For some reason I thought it’d be 20s. Ah well.

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By *nkedlady2Couple
over a year ago

shrewsbury

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By *nkedlady2Couple
over a year ago

shrewsbury

There’s other parts to GC?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" It’s more pleasant at this time , it’s a bit chilly but not that really cold

Ah nuts. For some reason I thought it’d be 20s. Ah well. "

It can change quite quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s other parts to GC? "

we only discovered some other gorgeous parts to GC in October. Stunning views. Lots of lush and green scenery. Well worth renting a car and exploring...in my opinion anyway. Not hijacking the thread....just sayin'

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By *chico94Man
over a year ago

Las Palmas, Spain


"There’s other parts to GC? "

Yeah can check out Tejeda, la laja ,Teror ... can recommend you more place if you would like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s other parts to GC?

Yeah can check out Tejeda, la laja ,Teror ... can recommend you more place if you would like "

We have made the mistake of always coming to GC and never leaving PDI. We've missed out on so much! This year we took a catamaran cruise and what a welcome break in routine it was. I thoroughly recommend it

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By *allmeDavidMan
over a year ago

london

What's the score in the clubs and bars such as comeback and secrets? Can me and the OH play or is it socialising only?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the score in the clubs and bars such as comeback and secrets? Can me and the OH play or is it socialising only? "

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance. So if the music gets switched off you need to quickly find a seat. I played that game as a kid.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19. "

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?"

Venus and LaMirage are holiday accommodation for couples only or as a couple you can pay for a day visit.

Secrets is a club that couple's and singles can attend depending on the night. As with all clubs they have couples only nights.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?"

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island."

I really don't understand the no dancing thing..

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

I really don't understand the no dancing thing.."

It's not hard to understand really. No dancing is allowed. It's against the rules, even in this country nightclubs are still closed.

Dancing whilst keeping a two metre distance around you from other people outside your family bubble would be near impossible in places like fun4all.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

I really don't understand the no dancing thing..

It's not hard to understand really. No dancing is allowed. It's against the rules, even in this country nightclubs are still closed.

Dancing whilst keeping a two metre distance around you from other people outside your family bubble would be near impossible in places like fun4all.

"

Oh, they have family bubbles in Fun4All?

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

I really don't understand the no dancing thing..

It's not hard to understand really. No dancing is allowed. It's against the rules, even in this country nightclubs are still closed.

Dancing whilst keeping a two metre distance around you from other people outside your family bubble would be near impossible in places like fun4all.

Oh, they have family bubbles in Fun4All? "

Well husband and wife is a family bubble. Girlfriend and boyfriend is too. If you don't understand the rules about dancing and the virus you should maybe stick the the virus forums to argue them out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

I really don't understand the no dancing thing..

It's not hard to understand really. No dancing is allowed. It's against the rules, even in this country nightclubs are still closed.

Dancing whilst keeping a two metre distance around you from other people outside your family bubble would be near impossible in places like fun4all.

Oh, they have family bubbles in Fun4All?

Well husband and wife is a family bubble. Girlfriend and boyfriend is too. If you don't understand the rules about dancing and the virus you should maybe stick the the virus forums to argue them out

"

Oh don't worry, I understand the rules they are dancing in Fun4All and it doesn't seem to be a problem, which is why I don't understand the no dancing

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

I really don't understand the no dancing thing..

It's not hard to understand really. No dancing is allowed. It's against the rules, even in this country nightclubs are still closed.

Dancing whilst keeping a two metre distance around you from other people outside your family bubble would be near impossible in places like fun4all.

Oh, they have family bubbles in Fun4All?

Well husband and wife is a family bubble. Girlfriend and boyfriend is too. If you don't understand the rules about dancing and the virus you should maybe stick the the virus forums to argue them out

Oh don't worry, I understand the rules they are dancing in Fun4All and it doesn't seem to be a problem, which is why I don't understand the no dancing "

Well if you're okay with dancing and breaking covid rules then more fool you. Long live the virus.

Good luck with the Russian roulette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s kinda funny that people are going to the clubs and yet still attempting to comply with rules lol.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

I really don't understand the no dancing thing..

It's not hard to understand really. No dancing is allowed. It's against the rules, even in this country nightclubs are still closed.

Dancing whilst keeping a two metre distance around you from other people outside your family bubble would be near impossible in places like fun4all.

Oh, they have family bubbles in Fun4All?

Well husband and wife is a family bubble. Girlfriend and boyfriend is too. If you don't understand the rules about dancing and the virus you should maybe stick the the virus forums to argue them out

Oh don't worry, I understand the rules they are dancing in Fun4All and it doesn't seem to be a problem, which is why I don't understand the no dancing

Well if you're okay with dancing and breaking covid rules then more fool you. Long live the virus.

Good luck with the Russian roulette"

I'm breaking no rules, I'm tucked away at home

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It’s kinda funny that people are going to the clubs and yet still attempting to comply with rules lol. "

Well at least they are attempting

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

I really don't understand the no dancing thing..

It's not hard to understand really. No dancing is allowed. It's against the rules, even in this country nightclubs are still closed.

Dancing whilst keeping a two metre distance around you from other people outside your family bubble would be near impossible in places like fun4all.

Oh, they have family bubbles in Fun4All?

Well husband and wife is a family bubble. Girlfriend and boyfriend is too. If you don't understand the rules about dancing and the virus you should maybe stick the the virus forums to argue them out

Oh don't worry, I understand the rules they are dancing in Fun4All and it doesn't seem to be a problem, which is why I don't understand the no dancing

Well if you're okay with dancing and breaking covid rules then more fool you. Long live the virus.

Good luck with the Russian roulette

I'm breaking no rules, I'm tucked away at home "

Probably the safest place for you if you don't understand

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

I really don't understand the no dancing thing..

It's not hard to understand really. No dancing is allowed. It's against the rules, even in this country nightclubs are still closed.

Dancing whilst keeping a two metre distance around you from other people outside your family bubble would be near impossible in places like fun4all.

Oh, they have family bubbles in Fun4All?

Well husband and wife is a family bubble. Girlfriend and boyfriend is too. If you don't understand the rules about dancing and the virus you should maybe stick the the virus forums to argue them out

Oh don't worry, I understand the rules they are dancing in Fun4All and it doesn't seem to be a problem, which is why I don't understand the no dancing

Well if you're okay with dancing and breaking covid rules then more fool you. Long live the virus.

Good luck with the Russian roulette

I'm breaking no rules, I'm tucked away at home

Probably the safest place for you if you don't understand"

Thank you if you read the thread you tagged on to, you will see they are dancing in Fun4All and it doesn't seem to be a problem,that's why I don't understand the no dancing rule. You have a nice day and stay safe

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

I really don't understand the no dancing thing..

It's not hard to understand really. No dancing is allowed. It's against the rules, even in this country nightclubs are still closed.

Dancing whilst keeping a two metre distance around you from other people outside your family bubble would be near impossible in places like fun4all.

Oh, they have family bubbles in Fun4All?

Well husband and wife is a family bubble. Girlfriend and boyfriend is too. If you don't understand the rules about dancing and the virus you should maybe stick the the virus forums to argue them out

Oh don't worry, I understand the rules they are dancing in Fun4All and it doesn't seem to be a problem, which is why I don't understand the no dancing

Well if you're okay with dancing and breaking covid rules then more fool you. Long live the virus.

Good luck with the Russian roulette

I'm breaking no rules, I'm tucked away at home

Probably the safest place for you if you don't understand

Thank you if you read the thread you tagged on to, you will see they are dancing in Fun4All and it doesn't seem to be a problem,that's why I don't understand the no dancing rule. You have a nice day and stay safe "

I'm not so illiterate that I didn't read a thread I commented on.

It was more your comment about you not understanding the no dancing rule. It's a rule what's not to understand.

Those dancing are breaking the rules. The club's allowing it are breaking the rules and opening themselves up to fines. In struggling times that seems ludicrous. But that is a discussion for the virus forum and not specifically the Spanish one.

But yes I will try to have a nice day and hope to continue to be safe and you too.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"m

Clubs which have doors with access control tend to have more rules broken in terms of social distancing. One strange law is you can't dance.

To be fair I haven't seen a lot of play. It's happening at Secrets, Venus and La Mirage, but on a much smaller scale than before Covid-19.

Nice info! Which ones have the access control entry? Also I thought all the clubs you mentioned are couples only?

My understanding is that Venus and La Mirage don't let in single males but most of the clubs will charge single males an entry fee.

The point about needing to be buzzed in is that by the time the police have been let in people have stopped dancing and sat down.

I am all for COVID-19 regulations and rules but this thing about dancing is just silly. Most of the infections in GC are Las Palmas and are largely work place infections and home celebrations. They broke down the source of outbreaks the other day and none of them were from tourists.

With the new testing requirements, tourists are probably some of the safest people on the island.

I really don't understand the no dancing thing..

It's not hard to understand really. No dancing is allowed. It's against the rules, even in this country nightclubs are still closed.

Dancing whilst keeping a two metre distance around you from other people outside your family bubble would be near impossible in places like fun4all.

Oh, they have family bubbles in Fun4All?

Well husband and wife is a family bubble. Girlfriend and boyfriend is too. If you don't understand the rules about dancing and the virus you should maybe stick the the virus forums to argue them out

Oh don't worry, I understand the rules they are dancing in Fun4All and it doesn't seem to be a problem, which is why I don't understand the no dancing

Well if you're okay with dancing and breaking covid rules then more fool you. Long live the virus.

Good luck with the Russian roulette

I'm breaking no rules, I'm tucked away at home

Probably the safest place for you if you don't understand

Thank you if you read the thread you tagged on to, you will see they are dancing in Fun4All and it doesn't seem to be a problem,that's why I don't understand the no dancing rule. You have a nice day and stay safe

I'm not so illiterate that I didn't read a thread I commented on.

It was more your comment about you not understanding the no dancing rule. It's a rule what's not to understand.

Those dancing are breaking the rules. The club's allowing it are breaking the rules and opening themselves up to fines. In struggling times that seems ludicrous. But that is a discussion for the virus forum and not specifically the Spanish one.

But yes I will try to have a nice day and hope to continue to be safe and you too.

"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I found myself tapping my feet rhythmically to a tune the other day. I hope this lessens the viral load as opposed to a full on headbanging session...

Actually there is no rule about going to a club.

Please explain how 20 people can work together in a office and it's fine but the moment you put music on the virus spreads? Are there any peer reviewed scientific journals that correlate dancing to the spread of the virus vs standing motionless?

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By *athy1Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth

The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I found myself tapping my feet rhythmically to a tune the other day. I hope this lessens the viral load as opposed to a full on headbanging session...

Actually there is no rule about going to a club.

Please explain how 20 people can work together in a office and it's fine but the moment you put music on the virus spreads? Are there any peer reviewed scientific journals that correlate dancing to the spread of the virus vs standing motionless?"

Haha

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out "

The thread was set up to chit chat about anything GC and to keep that from the dedicated GC threads and you're still not happy. Why do you bother to read the crap, how is it affecting your day?

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out "

lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out

lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find myself chuckling at the exchange’s on here, we all have a duty of care for ourselves and others, and if people choose to be completely reckless then they will probably be in similar company, I for one will not stop living my life, I refuse to just exist, we try to take reasonable care to not contract or spread the virus, but if we could get to GC with ease, we wouldn’t hesitate, even though just getting on a plane is not in some people’s minds reasonable behaviour,

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I find myself chuckling at the exchange’s on here, we all have a duty of care for ourselves and others, and if people choose to be completely reckless then they will probably be in similar company, I for one will not stop living my life, I refuse to just exist, we try to take reasonable care to not contract or spread the virus, but if we could get to GC with ease, we wouldn’t hesitate, even though just getting on a plane is not in some people’s minds reasonable behaviour, "

It is amusing isn't it? I'm glad someone can lighten up and I'm glad it makes you chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find myself chuckling at the exchange’s on here, we all have a duty of care for ourselves and others, and if people choose to be completely reckless then they will probably be in similar company, I for one will not stop living my life, I refuse to just exist, we try to take reasonable care to not contract or spread the virus, but if we could get to GC with ease, we wouldn’t hesitate, even though just getting on a plane is not in some people’s minds reasonable behaviour,

It is amusing isn't it? I'm glad someone can lighten up and I'm glad it makes you chuckle "

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By *athy1Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out

The thread was set up to chit chat about anything GC and to keep that from the dedicated GC threads and you're still not happy. Why do you bother to read the crap, how is it affecting your day?"

Excuse me what are you talking about

And my day is going wonderfully well thank you

It seams criticism to your posts hits a big nerve

With you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out

The thread was set up to chit chat about anything GC and to keep that from the dedicated GC threads and you're still not happy. Why do you bother to read the crap, how is it affecting your day?

Excuse me what are you talking about

And my day is going wonderfully well thank you

It seams criticism to your posts hits a big nerve

With you "

Why don't you read the OP instead of continually nit picking at me, we've done that. Don't assume you're hitting a nerve, you just make me chuckle too

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

Reaches for the popcorn

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By *athy1Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out

The thread was set up to chit chat about anything GC and to keep that from the dedicated GC threads and you're still not happy. Why do you bother to read the crap, how is it affecting your day?

Excuse me what are you talking about

And my day is going wonderfully well thank you

It seams criticism to your posts hits a big nerve

With you

Why don't you read the OP instead of continually nit picking at me, we've done that. Don't assume you're hitting a nerve, you just make me chuckle too

Who said I was nit picking at you

I never mentioned you your very very quick to fly off the handle are you thinking your one of the suspects well well

"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Reaches for the popcorn "

Have you got the salty one? . this is like my little cat

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out

The thread was set up to chit chat about anything GC and to keep that from the dedicated GC threads and you're still not happy. Why do you bother to read the crap, how is it affecting your day?

Excuse me what are you talking about

And my day is going wonderfully well thank you

It seams criticism to your posts hits a big nerve

With you

Why don't you read the OP instead of continually nit picking at me, we've done that. Don't assume you're hitting a nerve, you just make me chuckle too

Who said I was nit picking at you

I never mentioned you your very very quick to fly off the handle are you thinking your one of the suspects well well

"

Ok my love

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out

The thread was set up to chit chat about anything GC and to keep that from the dedicated GC threads and you're still not happy. Why do you bother to read the crap, how is it affecting your day?

Excuse me what are you talking about

And my day is going wonderfully well thank you

It seams criticism to your posts hits a big nerve

With you

Why don't you read the OP instead of continually nit picking at me, we've done that. Don't assume you're hitting a nerve, you just make me chuckle too

Who said I was nit picking at you

I never mentioned you your very very quick to fly off the handle are you thinking your one of the suspects well well

"

No flying off the handle here

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

No prefer the sweet version

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"No prefer the sweet version "

Ok, save some for me, I'm off to do something constructive. Have a splendid and happy day everyone x

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford


"No prefer the sweet version

Ok, save some for me, I'm off to do something constructive. Have a splendid and happy day everyone x "

Stay safe it’s a jungle out their of keyboard warriors

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"No prefer the sweet version

Ok, save some for me, I'm off to do something constructive. Have a splendid and happy day everyone x

Stay safe it’s a jungle out their of keyboard warriors "

Oh you too

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere


"I found myself tapping my feet rhythmically to a tune the other day. I hope this lessens the viral load as opposed to a full on headbanging session...

Actually there is no rule about going to a club.

Please explain how 20 people can work together in a office and it's fine but the moment you put music on the virus spreads? Are there any peer reviewed scientific journals that correlate dancing to the spread of the virus vs standing motionless?

Haha "

Must be having a laugh with those comments, right?

If anybody really doesn't understand the mechanics of breathing I'm surprised they are actually still breathing!

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere


"The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out "

hehehe, you naughty couple, you know that will attract the KWs attention!

Now where's my popcorn?

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere


"No prefer the sweet version

Ok, save some for me, I'm off to do something constructive. Have a splendid and happy day everyone x

Stay safe it’s a jungle out their of keyboard warriors "

How so?

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By *athy1Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"The suspects are in fine form this morning usual crap coming out

hehehe, you naughty couple, you know that will attract the KWs attention!

Now where's my popcorn?

"

yes fully understand that the truth has to come out sometimes though we all know what’s going on in here with the suspects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

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By *athy1Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly "

Love the spicy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones "

Spice is our life

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones "

Love loaded nachos with chilli

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By *athy1Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life "

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot

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over a year ago


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot "

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot "

Hold on a minute, everyone is going off topic, I was talking about popcorn not cooked meals or general snacks, you people just love to mess up a thread don't you.

Keep to the subject, we are at the cinema here watching a comedy so it has to be popcorn right cause when you burst out with laughter and spit out your food, popcorn is far less dangerous than a spicy chilli dog or whatever floats your boat.

Of course I'm assuming you don't swallow it first, what do you think sensual?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot

Hold on a minute, everyone is going off topic, I was talking about popcorn not cooked meals or general snacks, you people just love to mess up a thread don't you.

Keep to the subject, we are at the cinema here watching a comedy so it has to be popcorn right cause when you burst out with laughter and spit out your food, popcorn is far less dangerous than a spicy chilli dog or whatever floats your boat.

Of course I'm assuming you don't swallow it first, what do you think sensual?

"

Oops think I mixed up tortillas with Doritos

Someone kill me

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot

Hold on a minute, everyone is going off topic, I was talking about popcorn not cooked meals or general snacks, you people just love to mess up a thread don't you.

Keep to the subject, we are at the cinema here watching a comedy so it has to be popcorn right cause when you burst out with laughter and spit out your food, popcorn is far less dangerous than a spicy chilli dog or whatever floats your boat.

Of course I'm assuming you don't swallow it first, what do you think sensual?

Oops think I mixed up tortillas with Doritos

Someone kill me "

Can't do that, your pics are too hot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot

Hold on a minute, everyone is going off topic, I was talking about popcorn not cooked meals or general snacks, you people just love to mess up a thread don't you.

Keep to the subject, we are at the cinema here watching a comedy so it has to be popcorn right cause when you burst out with laughter and spit out your food, popcorn is far less dangerous than a spicy chilli dog or whatever floats your boat.

Of course I'm assuming you don't swallow it first, what do you think sensual?

Oops think I mixed up tortillas with Doritos

Someone kill me

Can't do that, your pics are too hot!!! "

Thank you, your flattery will get you in every nook and cranny

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot

Hold on a minute, everyone is going off topic, I was talking about popcorn not cooked meals or general snacks, you people just love to mess up a thread don't you.

Keep to the subject, we are at the cinema here watching a comedy so it has to be popcorn right cause when you burst out with laughter and spit out your food, popcorn is far less dangerous than a spicy chilli dog or whatever floats your boat.

Of course I'm assuming you don't swallow it first, what do you think sensual?

Oops think I mixed up tortillas with Doritos

Someone kill me

Can't do that, your pics are too hot!!!

Thank you, your flattery will get you in every nook and cranny "

Completely agree....not sure which bit but definitely the hot bit. And popcorn as long as it's the buttery kind. As for swallowing that's a change of subject altogether lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot

Hold on a minute, everyone is going off topic, I was talking about popcorn not cooked meals or general snacks, you people just love to mess up a thread don't you.

Keep to the subject, we are at the cinema here watching a comedy so it has to be popcorn right cause when you burst out with laughter and spit out your food, popcorn is far less dangerous than a spicy chilli dog or whatever floats your boat.

Of course I'm assuming you don't swallow it first, what do you think sensual?

Oops think I mixed up tortillas with Doritos

Someone kill me

Can't do that, your pics are too hot!!!

Thank you, your flattery will get you in every nook and cranny

Completely agree....not sure which bit but definitely the hot bit. And popcorn as long as it's the buttery kind. As for swallowing that's a change of subject altogether lol"

Oh.....to be at Venus star, now that winter is here

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By *enandlisaCouple
over a year ago

Burnley'ish

Right let’s recap.......

We’ve reached 101 posts on the thread so here it is.

We started quite well with the OP leading the way with a semi sensible post to get things going. Let’s be honest it was just drivel.....but it was a start.

On we went to a bit of idle chit chat about the weather......how fucking interesting. Still it managed to get a few people’s post count up so it served a purpose.

Next it’s about the virtues of how splendid Gran Canaria is outside the concrete shit hole that Playa del Ingles is. Yes, someone discovered that they do have grass and trees. No shit Sherlock.

Back on to the weather and it got exciting as we were all treated to the fact that the rain had stopped and they could dry their washing. Anyone else fall asleep at this point?

A few posts about Covid (it had to appear at some point) by the UK’s swinging ambassadors currently laying up in GC sorting out buying a bar and things began to take shape. A post pecking order had begun. Someone was not going to be beaten even if it meant just saying ‘thanks’ or dropping in a complete nonsensical emoji. Remember post counts are everything.

Then the fun began.....dancing. Exception was taken, and a brief but amusing spat began, a few emojis and the odd tongue in cheek remarks regarding having a good day and things calmed (sadly).

Now, I think that sums things up in a nutshell, not bad for “General Canaries News” (ffs I’m not even sure if that’s the title I’ve got that bored) and we’ve learned nothing. I personally think there’s scope for another kick off as we’ve still got about 75 posts available. If not we still haven’t mentioned mini golf, the lack of drugs due to the Kasbah being closed or where you can get the best full English.

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere


"Right let’s recap.......

We’ve reached 101 posts on the thread so here it is.

We started quite well with the OP leading the way with a semi sensible post to get things going. Let’s be honest it was just drivel.....but it was a start.

On we went to a bit of idle chit chat about the weather......how fucking interesting. Still it managed to get a few people’s post count up so it served a purpose.

Next it’s about the virtues of how splendid Gran Canaria is outside the concrete shit hole that Playa del Ingles is. Yes, someone discovered that they do have grass and trees. No shit Sherlock.

Back on to the weather and it got exciting as we were all treated to the fact that the rain had stopped and they could dry their washing. Anyone else fall asleep at this point?

A few posts about Covid (it had to appear at some point) by the UK’s swinging ambassadors currently laying up in GC sorting out buying a bar and things began to take shape. A post pecking order had begun. Someone was not going to be beaten even if it meant just saying ‘thanks’ or dropping in a complete nonsensical emoji. Remember post counts are everything.

Then the fun began.....dancing. Exception was taken, and a brief but amusing spat began, a few emojis and the odd tongue in cheek remarks regarding having a good day and things calmed (sadly).

Now, I think that sums things up in a nutshell, not bad for “General Canaries News” (ffs I’m not even sure if that’s the title I’ve got that bored) and we’ve learned nothing. I personally think there’s scope for another kick off as we’ve still got about 75 posts available. If not we still haven’t mentioned mini golf, the lack of drugs due to the Kasbah being closed or where you can get the best full English.

"

I'm really impressed you counted how many posts there were. Where did you get the time?

Mini-golf? yes please!

Actually on the webcam watching the mini golf at Yumbo is a good indication of how busy and normal the place is, well as good as this thread is useful!

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot

Hold on a minute, everyone is going off topic, I was talking about popcorn not cooked meals or general snacks, you people just love to mess up a thread don't you.

Keep to the subject, we are at the cinema here watching a comedy so it has to be popcorn right cause when you burst out with laughter and spit out your food, popcorn is far less dangerous than a spicy chilli dog or whatever floats your boat.

Of course I'm assuming you don't swallow it first, what do you think sensual?

Oops think I mixed up tortillas with Doritos

Someone kill me

Can't do that, your pics are too hot!!!

Thank you, your flattery will get you in every nook and cranny

Completely agree....not sure which bit but definitely the hot bit. And popcorn as long as it's the buttery kind. As for swallowing that's a change of subject altogether lol

Oh.....to be at Venus star, now that winter is here

"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right let’s recap.......

We’ve reached 101 posts on the thread so here it is.

We started quite well with the OP leading the way with a semi sensible post to get things going. Let’s be honest it was just drivel.....but it was a start.

On we went to a bit of idle chit chat about the weather......how fucking interesting. Still it managed to get a few people’s post count up so it served a purpose.

Next it’s about the virtues of how splendid Gran Canaria is outside the concrete shit hole that Playa del Ingles is. Yes, someone discovered that they do have grass and trees. No shit Sherlock.

Back on to the weather and it got exciting as we were all treated to the fact that the rain had stopped and they could dry their washing. Anyone else fall asleep at this point?

A few posts about Covid (it had to appear at some point) by the UK’s swinging ambassadors currently laying up in GC sorting out buying a bar and things began to take shape. A post pecking order had begun. Someone was not going to be beaten even if it meant just saying ‘thanks’ or dropping in a complete nonsensical emoji. Remember post counts are everything.

Then the fun began.....dancing. Exception was taken, and a brief but amusing spat began, a few emojis and the odd tongue in cheek remarks regarding having a good day and things calmed (sadly).

Now, I think that sums things up in a nutshell, not bad for “General Canaries News” (ffs I’m not even sure if that’s the title I’ve got that bored) and we’ve learned nothing. I personally think there’s scope for another kick off as we’ve still got about 75 posts available. If not we still haven’t mentioned mini golf, the lack of drugs due to the Kasbah being closed or where you can get the best full English.

I'm really impressed you counted how many posts there were. Where did you get the time?

Mini-golf? yes please!

Actually on the webcam watching the mini golf at Yumbo is a good indication of how busy and normal the place is, well as good as this thread is useful!

"

PMSL I feel well told off

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot

Hold on a minute, everyone is going off topic, I was talking about popcorn not cooked meals or general snacks, you people just love to mess up a thread don't you.

Keep to the subject, we are at the cinema here watching a comedy so it has to be popcorn right cause when you burst out with laughter and spit out your food, popcorn is far less dangerous than a spicy chilli dog or whatever floats your boat.

Of course I'm assuming you don't swallow it first, what do you think sensual?

Oops think I mixed up tortillas with Doritos

Someone kill me

Can't do that, your pics are too hot!!!

Thank you, your flattery will get you in every nook and cranny "

Looks like when this is all over (covid that is not this thread) think you, us and _ensualcouple99 should get together and discuss various nooks and crannies. I said crannies not grannies sensual!

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"Right let’s recap.......

We’ve reached 101 posts on the thread so here it is.

We started quite well with the OP leading the way with a semi sensible post to get things going. Let’s be honest it was just drivel.....but it was a start.

On we went to a bit of idle chit chat about the weather......how fucking interesting. Still it managed to get a few people’s post count up so it served a purpose.

Next it’s about the virtues of how splendid Gran Canaria is outside the concrete shit hole that Playa del Ingles is. Yes, someone discovered that they do have grass and trees. No shit Sherlock.

Back on to the weather and it got exciting as we were all treated to the fact that the rain had stopped and they could dry their washing. Anyone else fall asleep at this point?

A few posts about Covid (it had to appear at some point) by the UK’s swinging ambassadors currently laying up in GC sorting out buying a bar and things began to take shape. A post pecking order had begun. Someone was not going to be beaten even if it meant just saying ‘thanks’ or dropping in a complete nonsensical emoji. Remember post counts are everything.

Then the fun began.....dancing. Exception was taken, and a brief but amusing spat began, a few emojis and the odd tongue in cheek remarks regarding having a good day and things calmed (sadly).

Now, I think that sums things up in a nutshell, not bad for “General Canaries News” (ffs I’m not even sure if that’s the title I’ve got that bored) and we’ve learned nothing. I personally think there’s scope for another kick off as we’ve still got about 75 posts available. If not we still haven’t mentioned mini golf, the lack of drugs due to the Kasbah being closed or where you can get the best full English.

"

That's an excellent a perfect summary Ben and Lisa. Think you should become the King and Queen of forum round ups. It is so much needed as so much non news to wade thru

xxx

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"Tortillas for us please, bolognese and cheese.

Luvlyjubbly

Love the spicy ones

Spice is our life

Lovely try the Doritos flaming hot tangy cheese now there hot

Hold on a minute, everyone is going off topic, I was talking about popcorn not cooked meals or general snacks, you people just love to mess up a thread don't you.

Keep to the subject, we are at the cinema here watching a comedy so it has to be popcorn right cause when you burst out with laughter and spit out your food, popcorn is far less dangerous than a spicy chilli dog or whatever floats your boat.

Of course I'm assuming you don't swallow it first, what do you think sensual?

Oops think I mixed up tortillas with Doritos

Someone kill me

Can't do that, your pics are too hot!!!

Thank you, your flattery will get you in every nook and cranny

Looks like when this is all over (covid that is not this thread) think you, us and _ensualcouple99 should get together and discuss various nooks and crannies. I said crannies not grannies sensual! "

I was just about to say can't limit it to Grannies as I want in lol. .....and before anyone says it this is post lockdown and covid pandemic

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

As a gesture of good will

We will offer free popcorn at the interval

It is nearly Christmas after all

When Queuing please do so in a socially distanced way

And No we Repeat No dancing in the aisles

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"As a gesture of good will

We will offer free popcorn at the interval

It is nearly Christmas after all

When Queuing please do so in a socially distanced way

And No we Repeat No dancing in the aisles "

You forgot about face masks

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford


"As a gesture of good will

We will offer free popcorn at the interval

It is nearly Christmas after all

When Queuing please do so in a socially distanced way

And No we Repeat No dancing in the aisles "

After many complaints Face masks are compulsory

You may wear gimp masks by permission of the management

All we ask is that everybody is sensible in these difficult times

But let’s not forgot free POPCORN

Sweet & Salted available

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"As a gesture of good will

We will offer free popcorn at the interval

It is nearly Christmas after all

When Queuing please do so in a socially distanced way

And No we Repeat No dancing in the aisles

After many complaints Face masks are compulsory

You may wear gimp masks by permission of the management

All we ask is that everybody is sensible in these difficult times

But let’s not forgot free POPCORN

Sweet & Salted available "

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By *illynmintCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Where is the best place to play tennis.. or at a push ping pong...

Someone will be round with ice creams during the interval

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The whole idea of this thread was that anything goes. So there can not be no off topic.

Indeed we are fortunate here in GC where the infection rate is the low double digits to be lecturered on controlling a virus from people where infection rates are in the tripple digits.

One glaring difference is that anyone in Fun4All is either a local with very very low infection rates or a holidaymaker who has had to pass a Covid-19 test.

When the UK had the infection rates we have now you were all having raves, infection parties and eating out to help out and Boris was encouraging mingling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole idea of this thread was that anything goes. So there can not be no off topic.

Indeed we are fortunate here in GC where the infection rate is the low double digits to be lecturered on controlling a virus from people where infection rates are in the tripple digits.

One glaring difference is that anyone in Fun4All is either a local with very very low infection rates or a holidaymaker who has had to pass a Covid-19 test.

When the UK had the infection rates we have now you were all having raves, infection parties and eating out to help out and Boris was encouraging mingling. "

Well said an excellent recap

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere


"Right let’s recap.......

We’ve reached 101 posts on the thread so here it is.

We started quite well with the OP leading the way with a semi sensible post to get things going. Let’s be honest it was just drivel.....but it was a start.

On we went to a bit of idle chit chat about the weather......how fucking interesting. Still it managed to get a few people’s post count up so it served a purpose.

Next it’s about the virtues of how splendid Gran Canaria is outside the concrete shit hole that Playa del Ingles is. Yes, someone discovered that they do have grass and trees. No shit Sherlock.

Back on to the weather and it got exciting as we were all treated to the fact that the rain had stopped and they could dry their washing. Anyone else fall asleep at this point?

A few posts about Covid (it had to appear at some point) by the UK’s swinging ambassadors currently laying up in GC sorting out buying a bar and things began to take shape. A post pecking order had begun. Someone was not going to be beaten even if it meant just saying ‘thanks’ or dropping in a complete nonsensical emoji. Remember post counts are everything.

Then the fun began.....dancing. Exception was taken, and a brief but amusing spat began, a few emojis and the odd tongue in cheek remarks regarding having a good day and things calmed (sadly).

Now, I think that sums things up in a nutshell, not bad for “General Canaries News” (ffs I’m not even sure if that’s the title I’ve got that bored) and we’ve learned nothing. I personally think there’s scope for another kick off as we’ve still got about 75 posts available. If not we still haven’t mentioned mini golf, the lack of drugs due to the Kasbah being closed or where you can get the best full English.

I'm really impressed you counted how many posts there were. Where did you get the time?

Mini-golf? yes please!

Actually on the webcam watching the mini golf at Yumbo is a good indication of how busy and normal the place is, well as good as this thread is useful!

PMSL I feel well told off "

Would you like us to come round and punish you?

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By *ensual but naughtyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere


"As a gesture of good will

We will offer free popcorn at the interval

It is nearly Christmas after all

When Queuing please do so in a socially distanced way

And No we Repeat No dancing in the aisles

After many complaints Face masks are compulsory

You may wear gimp masks by permission of the management

All we ask is that everybody is sensible in these difficult times

But let’s not forgot free POPCORN

Sweet & Salted available "

You like it sweaty and salty?

oh I think I misread.

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford


"As a gesture of good will

We will offer free popcorn at the interval

It is nearly Christmas after all

When Queuing please do so in a socially distanced way

And No we Repeat No dancing in the aisles

After many complaints Face masks are compulsory

You may wear gimp masks by permission of the management

All we ask is that everybody is sensible in these difficult times

But let’s not forgot free POPCORN

Sweet & Salted available

You like it sweaty and salty?

oh I think I misread. "

Is their any other way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a gesture of good will

We will offer free popcorn at the interval

It is nearly Christmas after all

When Queuing please do so in a socially distanced way

And No we Repeat No dancing in the aisles

After many complaints Face masks are compulsory

You may wear gimp masks by permission of the management

All we ask is that everybody is sensible in these difficult times

But let’s not forgot free POPCORN

Sweet & Salted available

You like it sweaty and salty?

oh I think I misread. "

Love it

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By *annottsMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Right let’s recap.......

We’ve reached 101 posts on the thread so here it is.

We started quite well with the OP leading the way with a semi sensible post to get things going. Let’s be honest it was just drivel.....but it was a start.

On we went to a bit of idle chit chat about the weather......how fucking interesting. Still it managed to get a few people’s post count up so it served a purpose.

Next it’s about the virtues of how splendid Gran Canaria is outside the concrete shit hole that Playa del Ingles is. Yes, someone discovered that they do have grass and trees. No shit Sherlock.

Back on to the weather and it got exciting as we were all treated to the fact that the rain had stopped and they could dry their washing. Anyone else fall asleep at this point?

A few posts about Covid (it had to appear at some point) by the UK’s swinging ambassadors currently laying up in GC sorting out buying a bar and things began to take shape. A post pecking order had begun. Someone was not going to be beaten even if it meant just saying ‘thanks’ or dropping in a complete nonsensical emoji. Remember post counts are everything.

Then the fun began.....dancing. Exception was taken, and a brief but amusing spat began, a few emojis and the odd tongue in cheek remarks regarding having a good day and things calmed (sadly).

Now, I think that sums things up in a nutshell, not bad for “General Canaries News” (ffs I’m not even sure if that’s the title I’ve got that bored) and we’ve learned nothing. I personally think there’s scope for another kick off as we’ve still got about 75 posts available. If not we still haven’t mentioned mini golf, the lack of drugs due to the Kasbah being closed or where you can get the best full English.

"

Thank you for this. You've saved me from having to read any of the above. I salute you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini golf is open

You can get a Full English Breakfast anywhere that has it on the menu, if you want specific places Google is your friend

Kasbah Stuff....dunno. Never been there but if you require...extra things, then I'm sure they can be found SOMEWHERE

And yes, we are opening a club. And everyone is welcome. Even those who think they are very smart and clever and funny when really they are not.

Oh and the weather today....dry and sunny so yes I will get my washing done today. Cheers. Thanks alot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right let’s recap.......

We’ve reached 101 posts on the thread so here it is.

We started quite well with the OP leading the way with a semi sensible post to get things going. Let’s be honest it was just drivel.....but it was a start.

On we went to a bit of idle chit chat about the weather......how fucking interesting. Still it managed to get a few people’s post count up so it served a purpose.

Next it’s about the virtues of how splendid Gran Canaria is outside the concrete shit hole that Playa del Ingles is. Yes, someone discovered that they do have grass and trees. No shit Sherlock.

Back on to the weather and it got exciting as we were all treated to the fact that the rain had stopped and they could dry their washing. Anyone else fall asleep at this point?

A few posts about Covid (it had to appear at some point) by the UK’s swinging ambassadors currently laying up in GC sorting out buying a bar and things began to take shape. A post pecking order had begun. Someone was not going to be beaten even if it meant just saying ‘thanks’ or dropping in a complete nonsensical emoji. Remember post counts are everything.

Then the fun began.....dancing. Exception was taken, and a brief but amusing spat began, a few emojis and the odd tongue in cheek remarks regarding having a good day and things calmed (sadly).

Now, I think that sums things up in a nutshell, not bad for “General Canaries News” (ffs I’m not even sure if that’s the title I’ve got that bored) and we’ve learned nothing. I personally think there’s scope for another kick off as we’ve still got about 75 posts available. If not we still haven’t mentioned mini golf, the lack of drugs due to the Kasbah being closed or where you can get the best full English.

I'm really impressed you counted how many posts there were. Where did you get the time?

Mini-golf? yes please!

Actually on the webcam watching the mini golf at Yumbo is a good indication of how busy and normal the place is, well as good as this thread is useful!

PMSL I feel well told off

Would you like us to come round and punish you? "

To punish is to pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mini golf is open

You can get a Full English Breakfast anywhere that has it on the menu, if you want specific places Google is your friend

Kasbah Stuff....dunno. Never been there but if you require...extra things, then I'm sure they can be found SOMEWHERE

And yes, we are opening a club. And everyone is welcome. Even those who think they are very smart and clever and funny when really they are not.

Oh and the weather today....dry and sunny so yes I will get my washing done today. Cheers. Thanks alot. "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right let’s recap.......

We’ve reached 101 posts on the thread so here it is.

We started quite well with the OP leading the way with a semi sensible post to get things going. Let’s be honest it was just drivel.....but it was a start.

On we went to a bit of idle chit chat about the weather......how fucking interesting. Still it managed to get a few people’s post count up so it served a purpose.

Next it’s about the virtues of how splendid Gran Canaria is outside the concrete shit hole that Playa del Ingles is. Yes, someone discovered that they do have grass and trees. No shit Sherlock.

Back on to the weather and it got exciting as we were all treated to the fact that the rain had stopped and they could dry their washing. Anyone else fall asleep at this point?

A few posts about Covid (it had to appear at some point) by the UK’s swinging ambassadors currently laying up in GC sorting out buying a bar and things began to take shape. A post pecking order had begun. Someone was not going to be beaten even if it meant just saying ‘thanks’ or dropping in a complete nonsensical emoji. Remember post counts are everything.

Then the fun began.....dancing. Exception was taken, and a brief but amusing spat began, a few emojis and the odd tongue in cheek remarks regarding having a good day and things calmed (sadly).

Now, I think that sums things up in a nutshell, not bad for “General Canaries News” (ffs I’m not even sure if that’s the title I’ve got that bored) and we’ve learned nothing. I personally think there’s scope for another kick off as we’ve still got about 75 posts available. If not we still haven’t mentioned mini golf, the lack of drugs due to the Kasbah being closed or where you can get the best full English.

Thank you for this. You've saved me from having to read any of the above. I salute you. "

You were on the other threads moaning about chit chat and now here you are posting on a thread dedicated to chit chat.

.... moaning about chit chat nonetheless...

Apart from moaning about what other people have posted you've contributed nothing of value yourself.

You must be very disappointed when you get to the hookup bars in PDI and there's all that chit chat instead of people presenting their dissertations...

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford


"Mini golf is open

You can get a Full English Breakfast anywhere that has it on the menu, if you want specific places Google is your friend

Kasbah Stuff....dunno. Never been there but if you require...extra things, then I'm sure they can be found SOMEWHERE

And yes, we are opening a club. And everyone is welcome. Even those who think they are very smart and clever and funny when really they are not.

Oh and the weather today....dry and sunny so yes I will get my washing done today. Cheers. Thanks alot. "

Kept that bit secret didn’t you good luck on the new venture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mini golf is open

You can get a Full English Breakfast anywhere that has it on the menu, if you want specific places Google is your friend

Kasbah Stuff....dunno. Never been there but if you require...extra things, then I'm sure they can be found SOMEWHERE

And yes, we are opening a club. And everyone is welcome. Even those who think they are very smart and clever and funny when really they are not.

Oh and the weather today....dry and sunny so yes I will get my washing done today. Cheers. Thanks alot.

Kept that bit secret didn’t you good luck on the new venture "

Thank you It all happened so quickly. Literally in a month. Lol. Next time you guys come over we should be up and running

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right let’s recap.......

We’ve reached 101 posts on the thread so here it is.

We started quite well with the OP leading the way with a semi sensible post to get things going. Let’s be honest it was just drivel.....but it was a start.

On we went to a bit of idle chit chat about the weather......how fucking interesting. Still it managed to get a few people’s post count up so it served a purpose.

Next it’s about the virtues of how splendid Gran Canaria is outside the concrete shit hole that Playa del Ingles is. Yes, someone discovered that they do have grass and trees. No shit Sherlock.

Back on to the weather and it got exciting as we were all treated to the fact that the rain had stopped and they could dry their washing. Anyone else fall asleep at this point?

A few posts about Covid (it had to appear at some point) by the UK’s swinging ambassadors currently laying up in GC sorting out buying a bar and things began to take shape. A post pecking order had begun. Someone was not going to be beaten even if it meant just saying ‘thanks’ or dropping in a complete nonsensical emoji. Remember post counts are everything.

Then the fun began.....dancing. Exception was taken, and a brief but amusing spat began, a few emojis and the odd tongue in cheek remarks regarding having a good day and things calmed (sadly).

Now, I think that sums things up in a nutshell, not bad for “General Canaries News” (ffs I’m not even sure if that’s the title I’ve got that bored) and we’ve learned nothing. I personally think there’s scope for another kick off as we’ve still got about 75 posts available. If not we still haven’t mentioned mini golf, the lack of drugs due to the Kasbah being closed or where you can get the best full English.

Thank you for this. You've saved me from having to read any of the above. I salute you. "

God me too..saves me reading back!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right let’s recap.......

We’ve reached 101 posts on the thread so here it is.

We started quite well with the OP leading the way with a semi sensible post to get things going. Let’s be honest it was just drivel.....but it was a start.

On we went to a bit of idle chit chat about the weather......how fucking interesting. Still it managed to get a few people’s post count up so it served a purpose.

Next it’s about the virtues of how splendid Gran Canaria is outside the concrete shit hole that Playa del Ingles is. Yes, someone discovered that they do have grass and trees. No shit Sherlock.

Back on to the weather and it got exciting as we were all treated to the fact that the rain had stopped and they could dry their washing. Anyone else fall asleep at this point?

A few posts about Covid (it had to appear at some point) by the UK’s swinging ambassadors currently laying up in GC sorting out buying a bar and things began to take shape. A post pecking order had begun. Someone was not going to be beaten even if it meant just saying ‘thanks’ or dropping in a complete nonsensical emoji. Remember post counts are everything.

Then the fun began.....dancing. Exception was taken, and a brief but amusing spat began, a few emojis and the odd tongue in cheek remarks regarding having a good day and things calmed (sadly).

Now, I think that sums things up in a nutshell, not bad for “General Canaries News” (ffs I’m not even sure if that’s the title I’ve got that bored) and we’ve learned nothing. I personally think there’s scope for another kick off as we’ve still got about 75 posts available. If not we still haven’t mentioned mini golf, the lack of drugs due to the Kasbah being closed or where you can get the best full English.

Thank you for this. You've saved me from having to read any of the above. I salute you.

You were on the other threads moaning about chit chat and now here you are posting on a thread dedicated to chit chat.

.... moaning about chit chat nonetheless...

Apart from moaning about what other people have posted you've contributed nothing of value yourself.

You must be very disappointed when you get to the hookup bars in PDI and there's all that chit chat instead of people presenting their dissertations...

"

It's been a nice chit chat though...and I've got salted popcorn waiting

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mini golf is open

You can get a Full English Breakfast anywhere that has it on the menu, if you want specific places Google is your friend

Kasbah Stuff....dunno. Never been there but if you require...extra things, then I'm sure they can be found SOMEWHERE

And yes, we are opening a club. And everyone is welcome. Even those who think they are very smart and clever and funny when really they are not.

Oh and the weather today....dry and sunny so yes I will get my washing done today. Cheers. Thanks alot. "

I'm sure we will all visit, can't wait x oh glad you got the washing done!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mini golf is open

You can get a Full English Breakfast anywhere that has it on the menu, if you want specific places Google is your friend

Kasbah Stuff....dunno. Never been there but if you require...extra things, then I'm sure they can be found SOMEWHERE

And yes, we are opening a club. And everyone is welcome. Even those who think they are very smart and clever and funny when really they are not.

Oh and the weather today....dry and sunny so yes I will get my washing done today. Cheers. Thanks alot.

Kept that bit secret didn’t you good luck on the new venture

Thank you It all happened so quickly. Literally in a month. Lol. Next time you guys come over we should be up and running "

Hoping we can have a shimmy round the floor by then!

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By *iquidsilkCouple
over a year ago

Fife

The Canaries have just been removed from the UK safe travel list. Bummer!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The Canaries have just been removed from the UK safe travel list. Bummer!"

Really? Where have you seen this news please?

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By *havennaturistsCouple
over a year ago

Banff

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-55263038

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By *iquidsilkCouple
over a year ago

Fife

Also on Sky News

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-55263038

"

Thank you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Also on Sky News"

Oh dear, how does that make any sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White flag time methinks

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"White flag time methinks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a joke , so anyone who has gone out there will have to spend Xmas away from family for two weeks

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By *itom18Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Travellers arriving in the UK from the Spanish Canary Islands will have to quarantine from 4am on Saturday - as the government announces a new 'test to release' service will start in England next Tuesday.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What a joke , so anyone who has gone out there will have to spend Xmas away from family for two weeks "

Looks like it...crazy

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By *magine gcCouple
over a year ago

From Gran Canaria not

yeah we had a crazy week this week .

16,20,and 24 infected this week on this island ... #pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah we had a crazy week this week .

16,20,and 24 infected this week on this island ... #pandemic "

Yes we wouldn't want to infect the UK with their triple digit infection rate purity with our double digit infection rate plague....

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By *edonist 2Couple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast.


"Travellers arriving in the UK from the Spanish Canary Islands will have to quarantine from 4am on Saturday - as the government announces a new 'test to release' service will start in England next Tuesday."

Yep you only have to self isolate for 5 days providing your happy to pay for another private test and that’s negative if course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's actually a good idea to quarantine. Not to protect the locals from you. To protect you from the locals

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"yeah we had a crazy week this week .

16,20,and 24 infected this week on this island ... #pandemic

Yes we wouldn't want to infect the UK with their triple digit infection rate purity with our double digit infection rate plague.... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Travellers arriving in the UK from the Spanish Canary Islands will have to quarantine from 4am on Saturday - as the government announces a new 'test to release' service will start in England next Tuesday.

Yep you only have to self isolate for 5 days providing your happy to pay for another private test and that’s negative if course! "

From "select" testing centres (ie Boris's mates)

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By *magine gcCouple
over a year ago

From Gran Canaria not


"It's actually a good idea to quarantine. Not to protect the locals from you. To protect you from the locals "

lets first deal with the problem here then ,the infected are mostly coming on a small boat .. the're now more here then toerist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's actually a good idea to quarantine. Not to protect the locals from you. To protect you from the locals

lets first deal with the problem here then ,the infected are mostly coming on a small boat .. the're now more here then toerist"

When all the tourists came over in October the infection rate dropped right down to 16.

Statistically only 44 cases have ever been linked to air travel and most of those were before masks. That's a one in 27 million chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So using English logic then, people who fly to the Canaries from the UK must test before they leave the UK otherwise they are irresponsibly putting the Canarians at risk.

But

If you are flying from the Canaries to the UK you need to have your test done on arrival....

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By *ed14Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Travellers arriving in the UK from the Spanish Canary Islands will have to quarantine from 4am on Saturday - as the government announces a new 'test to release' service will start in England next Tuesday.

Yep you only have to self isolate for 5 days providing your happy to pay for another private test and that’s negative if course! "

5 days plus the time to get your results back so 7 days at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Travellers arriving in the UK from the Spanish Canary Islands will have to quarantine from 4am on Saturday - as the government announces a new 'test to release' service will start in England next Tuesday.

Yep you only have to self isolate for 5 days providing your happy to pay for another private test and that’s negative if course!

5 days plus the time to get your results back so 7 days at least"

Why can't you get tested in the Canaries before you leave?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Why can't you get tested in the Canaries before you leave?"

You could catch it on the journey home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Why can't you get tested in the Canaries before you leave?

You could catch it on the journey home"

Why can you get Covid-19 on a plane coming from the Canaries but not get Covid-19 going to the Canaries?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Because everyone on the plane going to the Canaries has a negative test result ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Why can't you get tested in the Canaries before you leave?

You could catch it on the journey home"

From a statistical point of view the likelihood of someone in the UK catching Covid-19 from someone who just got off a plane is 41 310 times less likely than from someone already in the UK.

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

10 more posts after this one.

Sultan Kebap at the Kasbah. Great kebab for staggering home with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because everyone on the plane going to the Canaries has a negative test result ?"

But it doesn't work going back the other way?

How does a virus know which direction the plane is flying in.

If the plane has technical difficulties and has to turn around will everyone on the plane suddenly be at risk because the plane is flying in a different direction.

Ok... seriously though. Either test on arrival is better or test

on departure is better. But it can't simultaneously be both and neither.

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By *magine gcCouple
over a year ago

From Gran Canaria not


"10 more posts after this one.

Sultan Kebap at the Kasbah. Great kebab for staggering home with."

have to try that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"10 more posts after this one.

Sultan Kebap at the Kasbah. Great kebab for staggering home with.

have to try that one "

Salamanca Boom. Seriously addictive food!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was in Tenerife early December and I didn't catch it on either plane journey or during the holiday.

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By *ed14Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Travellers arriving in the UK from the Spanish Canary Islands will have to quarantine from 4am on Saturday - as the government announces a new 'test to release' service will start in England next Tuesday.

Yep you only have to self isolate for 5 days providing your happy to pay for another private test and that’s negative if course!

5 days plus the time to get your results back so 7 days at least

Why can't you get tested in the Canaries before you leave?"

Because you could have caught it on your last day and it can take upto 5 days before you test positive, that’s why the uk want you to isolate for 5 days then take the test.

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By *athy1Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"Travellers arriving in the UK from the Spanish Canary Islands will have to quarantine from 4am on Saturday - as the government announces a new 'test to release' service will start in England next Tuesday.

Yep you only have to self isolate for 5 days providing your happy to pay for another private test and that’s negative if course!

5 days plus the time to get your results back so 7 days at least

Why can't you get tested in the Canaries before you leave?

Because you could have caught it on your last day and it can take upto 5 days before you test positive, that’s why the uk want you to isolate for 5 days then take the test."

Yep that’s right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we were hoping to visit in January but it’s totally fucked up now, may is our target now, a long way off.

but hey ho

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By *athy1Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"Well we were hoping to visit in January but it’s totally fucked up now, may is our target now, a long way off.

but hey ho "

yep us as well we nearly booked last night and held off don’t know why but we did

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"10 more posts after this one.

Sultan Kebap at the Kasbah. Great kebab for staggering home with.

have to try that one "

Yup a mixed durum, fries and a drink. Happy days after a few beers, but not as good as your burgers though lol

I’ve been under pressure at home since trying to get the fried onions right.

All I bloody get from Lizzie is “they’re not as good as Tonny’s”

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Anyway final post. Make it a good one last poster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 more posts after this one.

Sultan Kebap at the Kasbah. Great kebab for staggering home with.

have to try that one

Salamanca Boom. Seriously addictive food! "

Plato de pollo kebab! Mamma Mia!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway final post. Make it a good one last poster! "

Sure. Forthcoming attractions. GC News #2

Disclaimer: If chit chat, banter and general discussion with no particular topic offends you, you might want to give it a miss...

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