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By *lasgowHorsey OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

You see tons of profiles and all they have on it is

‘I’m back’. Sometimes, maybe including a picture of a foot or something.

I always think, ‘who the feck are you and how are people you know supposed to guess it’s you’

Anyone else think the same or am I just out there (as usual)?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
12 weeks ago

Near Keith

It does put me on the back foot sometimes.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
12 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

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By *agatoXXXMan
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"You see tons of profiles and all they have on it is

‘I’m back’. Sometimes, maybe including a picture of a foot or something.

I always think, ‘who the feck are you and how are people you know supposed to guess it’s you’

Anyone else think the same or am I just out there (as usual)? "

I'm sure the foot fetishist will know who it is.

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By *lasgowHorsey OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"You see tons of profiles and all they have on it is

‘I’m back’. Sometimes, maybe including a picture of a foot or something.

I always think, ‘who the feck are you and how are people you know supposed to guess it’s you’

Anyone else think the same or am I just out there (as usual)?

I'm sure the foot fetishist will know who it is. "

Loll

I wonder how the profile with the only a freckle showing? Hey it’s me, I’m back

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By *uietbloke67Man
12 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Some people have some front.

See what I did there...back/front.

I'll see masell oot....

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
12 weeks ago

Argyll

Guess who's back, if only Farage would just post a picture of his foot.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
12 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol "

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
12 weeks ago

Near Keith


"Some people have some front.

See what I did there...back/front.

I'll see masell oot...."

That was a better pun than mine, bravo.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
12 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. "

I agree !

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By *uctifanoWoman
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. I agree !"

Yes I agree too

I find the opposite mind you, I’m spotted even though I think I’m awwwww secret squirrel

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
12 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. I agree !

Yes I agree too

I find the opposite mind you, I’m spotted even though I think I’m awwwww secret squirrel "

You always stand out, despite your many reincarnations.

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By *uctifanoWoman
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. I agree !

Yes I agree too

I find the opposite mind you, I’m spotted even though I think I’m awwwww secret squirrel

You always stand out, despite your many reincarnations. "

It’s the boobs isn’t it…

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By *aylorMan
12 weeks ago

Fife


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. I agree !

Yes I agree too

I find the opposite mind you, I’m spotted even though I think I’m awwwww secret squirrel

You always stand out, despite your many reincarnations.

It’s the boobs isn’t it… "

I'd say it's more your interaction and good patter

Well maybe it is just the boobs

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By *uctifanoWoman
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. I agree !

Yes I agree too

I find the opposite mind you, I’m spotted even though I think I’m awwwww secret squirrel

You always stand out, despite your many reincarnations.

It’s the boobs isn’t it…

I'd say it's more your interaction and good patter

Well maybe it is just the boobs

"

Awww ta

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. "

or the ones that pretend they know you and when you question them "sorry wrong person" aye so it is lol

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By *assy69Man
12 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

Sometimes, all it needs a mention of my Daz white shirts and, if you know, you know lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
12 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Sometimes, all it needs a mention of my Daz white shirts and, if you know, you know lol"
I know

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By *assy69Man
12 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales


"Sometimes, all it needs a mention of my Daz white shirts and, if you know, you know lolI know "

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...Anyone else think the same or am I just out there (as usual)? "

I think you're just "out there", dear chap. Whenever I receive a message from a woman whose profile announces her return I simply roll out the crimson carpet, instigate a few cartwheels, bring out the minstrels, harlequins and court jesters, and if I feel inclined, I will prepare a full scale military tattoo with all the regalia befitting of such a lådy.

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By *lasgowHorsey OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"...Anyone else think the same or am I just out there (as usual)?

I think you're just "out there", dear chap. Whenever I receive a message from a woman whose profile announces her return I simply roll out the crimson carpet, instigate a few cartwheels, bring out the minstrels, harlequins and court jesters, and if I feel inclined, I will prepare a full scale military tattoo with all the regalia befitting of such a lådy."

. Then you stop and think. Who the feck is she

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...Anyone else think the same or am I just out there (as usual)?

I think you're just "out there", dear chap. Whenever I receive a message from a woman whose profile announces her return I simply roll out the crimson carpet, instigate a few cartwheels, bring out the minstrels, harlequins and court jesters, and if I feel inclined, I will prepare a full scale military tattoo with all the regalia befitting of such a lådy.

·

. Then you stop and think. Who the feck is she "

I usually ask that much later...during pillow talk.

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By *ost-girlWoman
12 weeks ago

lost in Edinburgh somewhere

I've seen this a lot and fair enough, fab does have a way of pulling us all back in.

I have a new profile but plenty folk recognise me anyway ??

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Many people know me from the Asda car park in Govan. So I tend to ask if that's where we met, and they usually say yes.

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By *astofthevikingsMan
12 weeks ago

N

Had this recently, I never got in touch then got a message to ask why I hadn’t been in touch yet?! Apologies I didn’t recognise your legs ??

I can understand the ones that say I used to be “insert old profile name” but not the random foot ones lol

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By *usty_Nail80Man
12 weeks ago

Motherwell


"You see tons of profiles and all they have on it is

‘I’m back’. Sometimes, maybe including a picture of a foot or something.

I always think, ‘who the feck are you and how are people you know supposed to guess it’s you’

Anyone else think the same or am I just out there (as usual)? "

Im the same, always think, like, who cares? Who are you anyway hen? Or are you that well known i wouldnt want whatever your carrying anyway.

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By *lasgowHorsey OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Many people know me from the Asda car park in Govan. So I tend to ask if that's where we met, and they usually say yes."

Ffs. Lolol. So if your coming back you’ll say, ‘I’m

Back’ and put a picture of Govan Asda car park

Ffs if I’m coming back. I only need to put a picture up of Lurpak or

Cucumbers or

Bananas or

An orange Sainsbury’s bag full of fruit and veg or

A washing machine or

Popcorn or

Steamed up glasses or

Bowling balls or

Glitter or

Kissagram cubicle or

Need I go on…?

.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Get it all the time.. a blank profile saying hi we chatted 3 years ago.. wtf

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By *scobar67Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. I agree !

Yes I agree too

I find the opposite mind you, I’m spotted even though I think I’m awwwww secret squirrel

You always stand out, despite your many reincarnations.

It’s the boobs isn’t it… "

I would guess it was the boobs

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By *uctifanoWoman
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. I agree !

Yes I agree too

I find the opposite mind you, I’m spotted even though I think I’m awwwww secret squirrel

You always stand out, despite your many reincarnations.

It’s the boobs isn’t it…

I would guess it was the boobs "

mebbe

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. I agree !

Yes I agree too

I find the opposite mind you, I’m spotted even though I think I’m awwwww secret squirrel

You always stand out, despite your many reincarnations.

It’s the boobs isn’t it…

I would guess it was the boobs

mebbe "

yir diddies are magnificent .. but you have the best eyes on here ...facts ! xx

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By *uctifanoWoman
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"They even message you with no pics or anything to go on in their profile.

They will message saying hi I'm back remember me lol.

There are also chancers who send the same message.

They back it up with a pic saying yeah we met a few years ago ... eh no we didn't lol

I don’t like getting these messages. Especially when they ask you to guess who they are. It’s creepy and stalker ish. I agree !

Yes I agree too

I find the opposite mind you, I’m spotted even though I think I’m awwwww secret squirrel

You always stand out, despite your many reincarnations.

It’s the boobs isn’t it…

I would guess it was the boobs

mebbe

yir diddies are magnificent .. but you have the best eyes on here ...facts ! xx"

Thank you beautiful soul but I’d give that accolade to you , that and top music chick xxx

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12 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"

yir diddies are magnificent .. but you have the best eyes on here ...facts ! xx

Thank you beautiful soul but I’d give that accolade to you , that and top music chick xxx"

im happy wae runner up xx

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