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over a year ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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You know your getting old when your watching porn and all you can think of is how comfy the bed looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get messaged by folks younger than your own kids!!!

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"?You know your getting old when your watching porn and all you can think of is how comfy the bed looks

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll let you all know when i get old

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Shag is something you put in a pipe

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Oatlands

"Shag is something you put in a pipe

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

You use both hands to clean your teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a specific stick in the garage for stirring paint

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

When you start something and never fini

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You'd rather sit down and relax after work than go out on the town til 2 am

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By *az n davy42Couple
over a year ago

Ayr

Davy said one day - i must be getting old - passed a lolipop lady and thought - she is fuckable - He defo getting old lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Davy said one day - i must be getting old - passed a lolipop lady and thought - she is fuckable - He defo getting old lol"

Pmsfl!

sounds like you need to surprise him with a new outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Davy said one day - i must be getting old - passed a lolipop lady and thought - she is fuckable - He defo getting old lol"

our lollipop lady here is fuckable so sexy mmm

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

.....when you can say you remember the launch of breakfast television, the launch of channel 4, vinyl records, Dodge City, dissy corner @ Boots, Blythswood Bus Station, Lewis's, need I go on........

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over a year ago

".....when you can say you remember the launch of breakfast television, the launch of channel 4, vinyl records, Dodge City, dissy corner @ Boots, Blythswood Bus Station, Lewis's, need I go on........ "

Spangles!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Highland toffee liberty bodice worn in winter

ITCHY

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Highland toffee liberty bodice worn in winter

ITCHY"

I hate to state the obvious but.......why not remove the bodice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....people your own age die and no one says it's a tragedy they died so young

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By *ilverWingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I remember vinyl records... In fact I have a substantial collection... And I am still adding to it. Does that make me old then?

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By *rcplCouple
over a year ago

here not there

Well t_k not old, maybe just odd !!!

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

".....when you can say you remember the launch of breakfast television, the launch of channel 4, vinyl records, Dodge City, dissy corner @ Boots, Blythswood Bus Station, Lewis's, need I go on........

I remember vinyl records... In fact I have a substantial collection... And I am still adding to it. Does that make me old then?"

Now I do feel old - yer just a young one - years younger than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the stuff you listened to as a teenager is now on 'oldies' on Radio 2!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Remove the liberty bodice NEVER ma mammy would have belted me

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

the polis look just like wains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yo say lets watch a video

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"When yo say lets watch a video"

When you can remember the top loading video!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when you start looking through the SAGA booklet that comes in the junk mail and think...

"Yes that would come in handy"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?You know your getting old when your watching porn and all you can think of is how comfy the bed looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pubes go grey or you can ejaculate before you get a boner!

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

"Highland toffee liberty bodice worn in winter

ITCHY"

It would be blooming itchy if the toffee bits got in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You no when ur getting old when ur balls hit your knees lol

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

when the memory goes.....whats this thread about again?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

When your on a nite out and when entering the pub the doorman opens the door for you with the greeting "good evening sir"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubic hair and contact magizines

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

when your talking about live aid to a guy at work and realise he wasnt even born then

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

When a cosy night with yummy food sounds more appealing than a shagathon.

When you have to work on your pelvic floor muscles, own a commode, walking sticks, arthritis and had a hip replacement by the time your 17!

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By *ilverWingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen

When a night of gaming with vanilla friends includes dominoes and getting out the Commodore 64.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When young guys want to meet you, claiming they like older women, then say you should be grateful for any attention at your age!!

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

When you start looking in Greenwoods window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will never be old so i suppose i'll never know.

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