FabSwingers.com: Suzie (40) , TV/TS in Aberdeen, Scotland, UK

Hi there, welcome to my profile. What can I tell you about myself? Well...

I am a laid back woman (Size 12, 34A) who knows how to party, makes a decent cup of coffee, and values good company over everything else (though I do love a good bit of pussy eating, I could spend hours doing so).

Things I am not: transvestite, sissy, submissive, a fetish.

Note to men: I won't watch you cum, and I don't do skype or teams. No exceptions. Ever. Nor will I meet you. Sorry, dudes, just not interested in you, no matter how much you brag about your cock size. That includes the dudes who are part of a couple and say "oh my wife can't make it but said I could meet on my own", aye right, bet she doesn't even know you're on here.

Don't send me unsolicited dick pics, you're really not gonna interest me like that.

TERFs, Tories, and Reform voters can fuck off

I would much prefer the people I meet be nice and smooth - nobody likes hair in their teeth, now, do they?

Made it this far? Okay, if I am in chat and you PM me, be original would you? It's boring to hear the same tired old bullshit. It won't get you in to my knickers.

I don't smoke, but as fab has difficulty adding new profile options such as making a distinction between transwomen and transvestites, I'm keeping that in since I vape and Fab doesn't have a vaper checkbox.

Okay, let's face facts here. I don't really like writing these things and most people never read it anyway, but a blank profile says absolutely nothing doesn't it? What do you really want to know about me?

I don't have the perfect body (but who does, really, and what is the perfect body anyway?), I'm not particularly famous or rich, I don't lead the lifestyle of a rockstar (but that would be fun). But I can make a decent cup of coffee and I still know how to party.

D.F.T.B.A.

If you're interested, speak to me, I look forward to your message ;)

Telegram and WhatsApp available on request xx

Suzie xx

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