FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst thing someone has said to you at a meet?

By *iceguy 1966 OP Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

A "lady" once opened up a meet with me with the line.

"I hope that you don't expect me to pay towards this hotel"

I would never force anyone to contribute so what's the worst thing that's been said to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if I shoot up before we start. Needless to say we didn't start

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By *uriojohnMan
over a year ago

Nr St Andrews

"Do you mind if I shoot up before we start. Needless to say we didn't start "

Holy crap !!!!!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"always had theory big gals are better in bed as they are making up for not being as attractive as a slim one ." classic line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your paying for lunch cos i dont",so arrogant.Had lunch then left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv left my daughter babysitting and I need to be back before the wife. Cheerio

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

After we finish our drinks can we go back to yours as my hubby is home with the kids! Had another drink to get over the first one being spat over the table and said goodnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind if I shoot up before we start. Needless to say we didn't start "

just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't met yet, so I I'm quite happy ......

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Our kids might be home in the next couple hours but not to worry, they'll just go upstairs'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good grief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where to start lol....

on opening the door...we have an hour

"if you didnt have a pretty head on that body i wouldnt be interested"

so funny

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Before fun has even begun do you have a fem friend who can join us next time WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

........................you`re a lovely guy you`re just too fat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were meeting a guy in a pub, on arrival the guy told Amelie to take a seat in the corner, whilst he continued to play the fruit machine.

It was game over for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked. Have you eaten yet. Now how do you answer that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to watch us fuck and then lick my cum out the wife?

No ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like swimming Auds?

Yeah i like,swimming...

Cool we have a pool in our garden.

Wow...great!!!

Well...when i Say pool...its more a small hot tub

Erm....ok?

Taxi!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a first fab message to us from a previously unknown single guy (rather than something he said):

"I am staying at ***** Hotel bring your wife to room ** at 7.30.

I only have 1/2 hour though cos I am meeting a few mates for a drink."

That was all - nothing else!!

Maybe he got confused & though Fab operated like a pizza delivery service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T gets quite a few meets dunno how",

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might notice I don't look like my photos that is cause I was using photos of my son!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You might notice I don't look like my photos that is cause I was using photos of my son!!! "

lol

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

"Single" female just at start of play said "mind if I tell my husband to come up now...he's waiting in the pub downstairs with the videocam?"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"You might notice I don't look like my photos that is cause I was using photos of my son!!! "

That's a classic! Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some asks makes me wonder what planet there on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like swimming Auds?

Yeah i like,swimming...

Cool we have a pool in our garden.

Wow...great!!!

Well...when i Say pool...its more a small hot tub

Erm....ok?

Taxi!!!!!!

So you left because they don't have a pool?!

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Never had nothing bad said to me as of yet on a meet,but some people are unbelievable by the sounds of it! Lol tho i have met some dickwads at clubs who have said idiotic stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might notice I don't look like my photos that is cause I was using photos of my son!!!

Happened to me once in Australia but the photos were of her lap dancer daughter...still did the deed though. How sad am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like swimming Auds?

Yeah i like,swimming...

Cool we have a pool in our garden.

Wow...great!!!

Well...when i Say pool...its more a small hot tub

Erm....ok?

Taxi!!!!!!

So you left because they don't have a pool?!

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no we left cause they wee pissed and talked shite

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By *artyfife1TV/TS
over a year ago

Barrow-in-Furness

Was on the way to a meet and got a text asking me to bring a bucket of kfc just in case they got peckish during our fun.

Needless to say I didn't bother going after that

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By *ALKER33Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Quality lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live with my sister at the minute going through a break up but my pal has a flat I have a key for him and his gf are away on holiday !!!!!

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By *dinguy83Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This was a first fab message to us from a previously unknown single guy (rather than something he said):

"I am staying at ***** Hotel bring your wife to room ** at 7.30.

I only have 1/2 hour though cos I am meeting a few mates for a drink."

That was all - nothing else!!

Maybe he got confused & though Fab operated like a pizza delivery service."

Charming! You should have ordered a pizza for him and sent it to the hotel

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By *dicplCouple
over a year ago

Fife

At the end of a social meeting the guy tells my wife that when we meet to play he'll shave his tash off cos she didn't like facial hair! Even though I was standing there proudly sporting my goatee that I'd had for the previous 15 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told by someone during oral sex that I wasnt allowed to make him cum cos he was saving it for my mate who he was meeting later that day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got told by someone during oral sex that I wasnt allowed to make him cum cos he was saving it for my mate who he was meeting later that day!!!

Ours was having just started to play the guy says, " I would never let my girlfriend do this." Suffice to say he left shortly after.

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Over 1st drinks in a bar, she says "Gee you really do have ilver hair?" We is still good friends and laugh about it now.

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

"marry me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who invited the English bloke

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Who invited the English bloke "

I said English twat not bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id have preferred a younger none mother...

err.. cheers hun.

i guess..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who invited the English bloke

I said English twat not bloke

Superb, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On entering the house of a meet, I was asked if I would like something to drink. I said yes and to my surprise I was given an orange fruit shoot, maybe next time I will get taken out for a happy meal.

No more young guys for me. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half these things i would just laugh at. We stayed over at a couples house where when we went to sleep the dog jumped into bed between me and amy and went to sleep! I loved that dog haha

Had people take lines as well at meets. I dunno these wee things dont bother me as long as they arnt a danger to amy or myself wire in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""marry me!"

When did i say that

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

wheres the rest of it !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think your cock could hurt me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opps, it was meant to be "Think your cock could touch me"

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

'I bet you were gorgeous when you were younger'.

and by the same guy, 'you'd be gorgeous now if it wasn't for your nose' and 'have you ever thought of plastic surgery'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thnk I once sad 'Is it in?' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bloke in a club walked up to my wife, ignoring me completely, to insist she was a bloke!!

She laughed but I had to be held back.

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

I do not recall you saying that on OUR first meet, as for the sunsewuent, maybe your thighs were covering my ears at the time lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a surprise for you - my profile says 48, but I am actually 62

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are all very funny.

I once had a girl tell me during a meet:

"Don't worry if I punch ye and kick ye when I come....I canny help it."

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

'You need to put that pillow over her mouth and push down'

'She sounds like she is in labour'

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By *ibs_n_SunniCouple
over a year ago

Corfu

"Well i suppose i could shag you".............. She didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was a first fab message to us from a previously unknown single guy (rather than something he said):

"I am staying at ***** Hotel bring your wife to room ** at 7.30.

I only have 1/2 hour though cos I am meeting a few mates for a drink."

That was all - nothing else!!

Maybe he got confused & though Fab operated like a pizza delivery service."

Thats a funny one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You might notice I don't look like my photos that is cause I was using photos of my son!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wheres the rest of it !!!!"

haha good one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While at hers and chatted for a couple minutes she said: you should have put your faith in your profile coz it wd have changed things for me!!!

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By *ilverWingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I have a couple of interesting ones:

One couple had a son who had died in his mid teens and would have been my age. They hadn't disturbed his room since then. They stated on the last time I visited them "You know, we're actually thinking about clearing out his room and letting you move in with us" ... It felt like I was replacing their son, except they'd be having sex with me. Then, same couple went on to mention that they'd love to bed each other's kids from previous marriages. At that point, I was more than enough creeped out to not want to return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this afternoon...........

whilst mid play....( cue noise from laptop) just wait i`ve been poked on facebook.............. and she fucks off to her laptop...

so zed dresses and fucks off completely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upon meeting a women I'd been chatting to (never again)

"I'm on my period but its due to end today so you can still fuck me & go down on me"

Errr no, I said "Thanks but no & you could have told me this before arranging to meet"

Her "I only started yesterday though, you could always stick it in & see"

"Pass, goodbye"

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By *ctionman72Man
over a year ago

south lanarkshire

I was horrified when after a meet from here, she said whilst laughing " my daughter was messing with my phone last night and she saw the naughty pic you sent me" why didn't you fucking delete it and why did you give her a phone with dirty pics on it ?

it was then I decided she wasn't right in the head ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I smell a bit sweaty its because my shower is not working at the moment.

made my excuses and left.

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Scotland and beyond

Worst thing you could hear at a meet is "Leanne, bring the bear repellent" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9038949/Swingers-sprayed-stranger-in-face-with-bear-repellent.html

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By *rystalsdragonCouple
over a year ago

central for fun / axarquia

the woman to woman "do you let him shave you?" "yes" " dose he do your nails?" "no not really thought bout that?"

her reply - " not suited then if you cant control him"

we drank up and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully all my meets have been more than my expectations. Lots of really awful messages tho. The worst after a few polite refusals he said "can't you just squeeze me in sometime".

Aye my fanny is like a pop up toaster for the likes of you when are you free???

He even messaged back a few weeks later...

Sigh thank god for the good guys and gals lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye my fanny is like a pop up toaster for the likes of you when are you free???

Hahaha that's a brilliant response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to meet a lady at her place after getting on well via email then cam chat. She offered a drink and I asked for a soft drink as I was driving.

We chatted for maybe 5 minutes. She asked "You got any ?" I said "No, I'm not into drugs".

We chatted for another couple of minutes and she suddenly asked "Are you going to rob my house?" I laughed and said "No, you're alright there".

She continued "No, seriously, if you're gonnae take my son's Playstation I can call folk and get you done in."

Now a wee bit alarmed I said "What are you on about? Why would I be here to rob anything?"

"Well, you come in and stick to soft drinks. You don't even have any drugs on you. What the fuck am I supposed to think?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ya gotta laugh dontcha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye my fanny is like a pop up toaster for the likes of you when are you free???

Hahaha that's a brilliant response

Grrrrrrrrrrrr I meant the above in response to this lol....

What can I say I'm a forum virgin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see dead people........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see dead people........"

just so long as that's all you do....

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