FabSwingers.com forum: One fine day

By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other. Drew their swords and shot each other.

What silly rhymes and sayings can you remember from childhood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edward Died In November Buried Under Robert Greys House

Still helps now

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Richard of York gave battle in vain .

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By *agan gentlemenMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

More of a tongue twister... But

11 was a racehorse

22 was 1 too

11 won 1 race

22 won 1 too

Great for limbering up the tongue lol

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By *tormin1875Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Red Lorry

Yellow Lorry

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Naughty elephant scooshed water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat shredded wheat

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"Edward Died In November Buried Under Robert Greys House

Still helps now

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It's always been "...Robert Graham's house..." During my lifetime in Edinburgh

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A sons a son till he takes a wife.

A daughters your daughter for all of your life .

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Ladles and jellyspoons,

I come before you

to stand behind you

and tell you something

I know nothing about.

Next Friday,

the day before Thursday,

there will be a ladies' meeting

for men only.

Wear your best clothes,

if you haven't any,

and if you can come,

please stay home.

Admission is free,

you can pay at the door.

We'll give you a seat,

so you can sit on the floor.

It doesn't matter

where you sit,

the man in the gallery

is sure to spit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinnymalinkie longlegs big banana feet went to the pictures and fell through the seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Edward Died In November Buried Under Robert Greys House

Still helps now

It's always been "...Robert Graham's house..." During my lifetime in Edinburgh"

Is there any significance in the names? I always assumed it was just random names x

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Aw ye canny fling peices oot a twinty story flat. Siven hundred hungry weans will testify to that. If it's butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid be plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are ninety nine ti wan.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Hitler has only got one ball....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladles and jellyspoons,

I come before you

to stand behind you

and tell you something

I know nothing about.

Next Friday,

the day before Thursday,

there will be a ladies' meeting

for men only.

Wear your best clothes,

if you haven't any,

and if you can come,

please stay home.

Admission is free,

you can pay at the door.

We'll give you a seat,

so you can sit on the floor.

It doesn't matter

where you sit,

the man in the gallery

is sure to spit."

Boris must base his speeches on that.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

Some great responses there. Excellent reading

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

Milk, milk, lemonade. Round the corner, chocolate's made!

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By *dinburghBLTMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Imagine imagine Mrs McFadyen

Stole an egg and it was a bad yin

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I remember learning a poem in school, but only the first bit

Whit way does the engine say toot toot, is it feart tae gang in the tunnel?

Whit way is the furnace no pit oot when the rain gangs doon the funnel?

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"I remember learning a poem in school, but only the first bit

Whit way does the engine say toot toot, is it feart tae gang in the tunnel?

Whit way is the furnace no pit oot when the rain gangs doon the funnel?"

I don't know that one. Hopefully someone else can remember the rest.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

When I was young and had no sense

Doo da, Doo da

I ripped my knickers on a barbed wire fence

Doo da, Doo da

To the hospital I did go

Doo da, Doo da

To the nurse I had to show

My Doo da Doo da day

She pricked it with a red hot lance

Doo da, Doo da

You should have seen my goolies dance

Doo da Doo da day

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

"Skinnymalinkie longlegs big banana feet went to the pictures and fell through the seat

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was a different version I knew.

Skinnymalinke long legs,big banana feet.went to a picture show but cudny find a seat.when the picture started,Skinnymalinke farted. Skinnymalinke long legs big banana feet.

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

But Jill prefers the candlestick

The boy stood on the burning deck

Playing a game of cricket

The ball went up his trouser leg

And hit his middle wicket.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

But Jill prefers the candlestick

The boy stood on the burning deck

Playing a game of cricket

The ball went up his trouser leg

And hit his middle wicket.

That reminded me of:

The boy stood on the burning deck

His pocket full of crackers

A spark flew up his trouser leg

And burnt off his knackers

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Go off piste here...

One taff hoping tomorrow is certainly "one fine day" for you SCOTS "

If your rugby boys can do I'm sure your footba' guys can..

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