FabSwingers.com: R (58) , Man in Edinburgh, Scotland, UK

STI TESTED 02/06/2025- NEGATIVE

What does BLT stand for ? You’ll have to message me to find out but it’s not Bacon Lettuce & Tomato

My motto:

“Is sex dirty ? Only when it’s being done right “

Woody Allen

Message for those ladies who like their men to smell nice, my fave aftershaves are anything by Issey Miake, Chanel Bleu for Men, 212 VIP Black

I’m on Kik/Telegram Jacobsladder1966 - if you want to WhatsApp me message me for my number

Now here’s the bit that will eliminate 99% of the ladies from contacting me I am married and yes my Mrs doesn’t know I’m on here Now I fully realise that a lot of you will not chat to me as I am married and I totally get that- some of you will say why are u on here ? Well my wife is not into swinging on religious grounds she is born again while I’m an atheist - she also has a major drinking problem which causes me a lot of stress so fab is my little chance at escaping for a while so if you are willing to help me out with my search for good social and filthy fun, then that would be brilliant and I’d really appreciate it but don’t fuck me out of pity - fuck me because you want to lol

I would like to break my virginity with a busty ebony lady - so if you are in/near Edinburgh and want to help an old white guy out then message me

I do love roleplay- fave ideas:

Horny nurse and patient

Lap dancer who gets carried away with customer

Long lost niece/uncle meet where niece admits she has always wanted to fuck her cool uncle

Fake taxi with a very busty lady driver

I am very tactile in nature so to any ladies that decide they fancy meeting me - I do like to kiss cuddle touch and stroke so I hope that you like to do that too - I’m also very good at massage (so I’ve been told) - I do consider myself a big boob worshipper and I do have a penchant for licking a shaven pussy as well

Intelligence is a big turn on for me so you could consider me a sapiosexual - I’m also into all things Spanish and Italian -I love to talk about anything - politics, art, film (if you are a fan of the John Wick films then bonus points coming your way), books, food and drink but good filthy talk always goes down a treat

Fave authors- Irvine Welsh, Bret Easton Ellis

(American Psycho is my all time favourite book), Scott Mariani (the Ben Hope series) & the Culture novels by Iain M Banks

My ideal guests at a dinner party- Anthony Bourdain (RIP) Billy Connolly, Stephen Fry, Neil Peart (RIP) , Stanley Tucci, Janey Godley (RIP)

Now I do have a dad bod which I am trying to lose but it’s very difficult lol so I’ve just joined my local gym Pure Gym Edinburgh West so if there are any busty gym bunnies who go to that gym and want to inspire me in a very flirty way then get in touch! I have decided to give myself a challenge so I’ve entered in a bout of lunancy in the Half Marathon at the 2026 Edinburgh Marathon Festival

Ultimately i want to do the London Marathon-major bucket list item there

Love most types of music from prog rock to opera to thrash metal - Abba to Frank Zappa -

Best band of all time: Rush

2nd best band of all time: Marillion

Equal 3rd best band of all time: Kings X and Dream Theater

Best band in the world right now to listen to : Sleep Token

Best Scottish band to listen to right now : Peat and Diesel

My fave song of all time - I’ve Had The Time of my Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes - just brings back brilliant memories of my first season as a Pontins Bluecoat in Southport 1991

current chart stuff though is absolutely appalling - Lewis Capaldi (or as I call him the male version of Adele) particularly gets on my wick - guess that’s my age I was a child of the 80’s after all - I do love hip hop too but the early stuff like Run DMC, Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five you know proper old school

I love comedy - my fave comedians are Frankie Boyle Jim Jeffries and Doug Stanhope which will tell you a lot about my very black sense of humour (and if any ladies out there know the significance of April 18th I will love you forever! If you know Jim Jeffries you’ll know what I mean)

Im a season ticket holder for Edinburgh City who play their football at Meadowbank Stadium in Scottish League Two - I don’t follow the big clubs!!!

If you like the look of me send me a wink message or friend request

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