FabSwingers.com: R (58) , Man in Edinburgh , Scotland, UK

STI TESTING DONE 19/10/24 - NEGATIVE

What does BLT stand for ? You’ll have to message me to find out but it’s not Bacon Lettuce & Tomato

My motto:

“Is sex dirty ? Only when it’s being done right “

Woody Allen

Message for those ladies who like their men to smell nice, my fave aftershaves are anything by Issey Miake, Chanel Bleu for Men, 212 VIP Black

I’m on Kik /Telegram - username on them is Jacobsladder1966 - tweet @EdinJester1966 - snap jacobsladder50

Now here’s the bit that will eliminate 99% of the ladies from contacting me I am married and yes my Mrs doesn’t know I’m on here Now I fully realise that a lot of you will not chat to me as I am married and I totally get that- some of you will say why are u on here ? Well my wife is not into swinging on religious grounds she is born again while I’m an atheist she also has a very serious drinking problem so living with that is very difficult and very stressful - fab is my little chance at escaping for a while so if you are willing to help me out with my search for good social and filthy fun, then that would be brilliant and I’d really appreciate it but don’t fuck me out of pity - fuck me because you want to lol

Now I don’t smoke cigarettes but I do occasionally have a cigar - I do have a little fantasy where I’m sitting on a chair in my dressing gown smoking a cigar while a gorgeous busty lady is sucking me off or giving me a tit wank before we shag each other senseless so if that appeals to you send me a message and let’s arrange it

I do love roleplay- fave ideas:

Horny nurse and patient

Lap dancer who gets carried away with customer

Long lost niece/uncle meet where niece admits she has always wanted to fuck her cool uncle

Fake taxi with a very busty lady driver

I am very tactile in nature so to any ladies that decide they fancy meeting me - I do like to kiss cuddle touch and stroke so I hope that you like to do that too - I’m also very good at massage (so I’ve been told)

Intelligence is a big turn on for me so you could consider me a sapiosexual - I’m also into all things Spanish and Italian -I love to talk about anything - politics, art, film (if you are a fan of the John Wick films then bonus points coming your way), books, food and drink but good filthy talk always goes down a treat

TV star I’d most love to fuck right now : Emily Atack - just watch her in Rivals on Disney+ - gorgeous big tits and arse on her

Fave authors- Irvine Welsh, JG Ballard, Bret Easton Ellis, William Burroughs also into Japanese & Nordic Noir

My ideal guests at a dinner party- Anthony Bourdain (RIP) Billy Connolly, Stephen Fry, Neil Peart (RIP) , Stanley Tucci, Janey Godley (RIP)

Now I do have a dad bod which I am trying to lose but it’s very difficult lol so I’ve just joined my local gym Pure Gym Edinburgh West so if there are any busty gym bunnies who go to that gym and want to inspire me in a very flirty way then get in touch - I’m currently doing the couch to 5k app albeit very slowly !!

Love most types of music from prog rock to opera to thrash metal - Abba to Frank Zappa -

Best band of all time: Rush

2nd best band of all time: Marillion

Equal 3rd best band of all time: Kings X and Dream Theater

Best band in the world right now to listen to : Blood Incantation

Best Scottish band to listen to right now : Peat and Diesel

My fave song of all time - I’ve Had The Time of my Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes - just brings back brilliant memories of my first season as a Pontins Bluecoat in Southport 1991

current chart stuff though is absolutely appalling - Lewis Capaldi (or as I call him the male version of Adele) particularly gets on my wick - guess that’s my age I was a child of the 80’s after all - I do love hip hop too but the early stuff like Run DMC, Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five you know proper old school

I love comedy - my fave comedians are Frankie Boyle Jim Jeffries and Paul Smith which will tell you a lot about my very black sense of humour (and if any ladies out there know the significance of April 18th I will love you forever! If you know Jim Jeffries you’ll know what I mean)

I am also a sucker for punishment- not in a BDSM way - Im a season ticket holder for Edinburgh City who play their football at Meadowbank Stadium

If you like the look of me send me a wink message or friend request

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