FabSwingers.com: R (59) , Man in Edinburgh, Scotland, UK

STI TESTED - [hidden] - NEGATIVE

What does BLT stand for ? You’ll have to message me to find out but it’s not Bacon Lettuce & Tomato

My motto:

“Is sex dirty ? Only when it’s being done right “

Woody Allen

Message for those ladies who like their men to smell nice, my fave aftershaves are anything by Issey Miake, Chanel Bleu for Men, 212 VIP Black

I’m on Telegram [hidden] & Kik Edinburgh1966- also on WhatsApp so feel free to ask for my number

Now here’s the bit that will eliminate 99% of the ladies from contacting me I am married and yes my Mrs doesn’t know I’m on here Now I fully realise that a lot of you will not chat to me as I am married and I totally get that- some of you will say why are u on here ? Our marriage is pretty sexless to be honest so fab is my little chance at escaping for a while so if you are willing to help me out with my search for good social and filthy fun, then that would be brilliant and I’d really appreciate it but don’t fuck me out of pity - fuck me because you want to lol

I do love roleplay- fave ideas:

Horny nurse and patient

Lap dancer who gets carried away with customer

Long lost niece/uncle meet where niece admits she has always wanted to fuck her cool uncle

Fake taxi with a very busty lady driver

I also want to lose my ebony virginity so if you are a busty ebony lady and love older white guys then message me

I am very tactile in nature so to any ladies that decide they fancy meeting me - I do like to kiss cuddle touch and stroke so I hope that you like to do that too - I’m also very good at massage (so I’ve been told) - I do consider myself a big boob worshipper & have a weakness for a lady who loves to show off a big cleavage

Intelligence is a big turn on for me so you could consider me a sapiosexual - I’m also into all things Spanish and Italian -I love to talk about anything - politics, art, film (if you are a fan of the John Wick films then bonus points coming your way), books, food and drink but good filthy talk always goes down a treat

I’m going through a phase where I’m reading dystopian novels (mainly because of that orange fuckwit in the White House) so reading by the likes of Albert Camus, JG Ballard, Franz Kafka and Yevgeny Zamyatin - if I do need something more gentle on the brain I go to the Thursday Murder Club books by Richard Osman - love to read non fiction and biographies as well

My ideal guests at a dinner party- Anthony Bourdain (RIP) Billy Connolly, Stephen Fry, Neil Peart (RIP) , Stanley Tucci, Janey Godley (RIP)

Now I do have a dad bod which I really want to lose -I’ve been put on Ozempic by my doctor which is really helping - I’ve lost a stone and a half in weight so far but ideally want to get down to 12 stone I do have my local gym Pure Gym Edinburgh West so if there are any busty gym bunnies who go to that gym and want to inspire me in a very flirty way then get in touch!

Have decided to give myself a long term health target so I have entered for the 2027 Edinburgh Marathon - hopefully I’ll be doing my 1st race in September- Edinburgh Men’s 10K

Love most types of music from prog rock to opera to thrash metal - Abba to Frank Zappa -

Best band of all time: Rush

Equal 2nd best of all time: The Beatles & Frank Zappa

Equal 3rd best of all time: Marillion, Kings X & Dream Theater

Hottest band in the world right now - Angine De Poitrine (bonkers duo from Quebec)

Best Scottish band to listen to right now : Peat and Diesel

My fave song of all time - I’ve Had The Time of my Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes - just brings back brilliant memories of my first season as a Pontins Bluecoat in Southport 1991

The song that changes my mood instantly & makes me dance about with a shit eating grin on my face ? Tarred and Feathered by Cardiacs - just give it a go it’s a mental tune

current chart stuff though is absolutely appalling - Lewis Capaldi (or as I call him the male version of Adele) particularly gets on my wick - guess that’s my age I was a child of the 80’s after all - I do love hip hop too but the early stuff like Run DMC, Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five you know proper old school

I love comedy - my fave comedians are Frankie Boyle Jim Jeffries and Daniel Sloss which tells you a lot about my very black sense of humour (and if any ladies out there know the significance of April 18th I will love you forever! If you know Jim Jeffries you’ll know what I mean)

Im a season ticket holder for Edinburgh City who play their football at Meadowbank Stadium in Scottish League Two

Love all things wrestling too - love to watch WWE and AEW as well

If you like the look of me send me a wink message or friend request

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