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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

The Pussy Posse are organising the 3rd Annual Beach Party on Sunday 28th August (bank holiday) at Chameleons Darlaston.

Total madness and mayhem may ensue for which I blame the Posse (as usual ... and some of the Doris's) and not me! Lol

Right, details:

Venue: Chameleons, Darlaston

Date: Sunday 28th August 2011 (Bank Holiday)

Time: 2pm until 1am

Theme: Beach Party - come in bikini’s, trunks, grass skirts, flip flops etc. Soapy always makes an appearance dressed as........ well god knows what but it's fun trying to guess.

Food: Oooooh Yeah. There’s free food in the form of buffets and BBQ's.

Drink: Chameleons do not have a drinks licence. Therefore, this is a BYOB party. It’s kept behind the bar with your locker number on it and you get it as you wish from the staff.

We will be supplying the usual free cocktails....... if you can get them before DiamondSmiles drinks them all!

Soft drinks are available to buy, as is tea, coffee, hot chocolate etc.

Membership: If you are NOT a member, you will come in as Madchicks guest. There is no need to join before hand, or even on the day.

Entrance: The entrance will be £20 per couple, £30.00 per single guy and single females will be £5.00. We haven't got a discount as Chameleons do provide all the decorations, food and cocktails (better ask Steve to make those strawberry things again) and if you taken into account, condoms, lube and all the amenities, its still a bloody cheap day out.

There is a raffle payable on entry. The monies from the raffle will be going to a local hospital's cancer charity. It's only a £1 per strip (of tickets you dirty minded lot) so dig deep.

Where to stay: There is a travel lodge and a Village Inn literally 4 minutes away and again, if you need the numbers or the address, please contact me.

List: We have to start a list so that when you turn up, give your internet names and you don't have membership, you get in as my guest.

It also helps Chameleons to know how many staff to have in.

Dress: Towels, underwear, bikini’s, beach wear etc. Whatever you feel comfortable in. Please note though that Chameleons do NOT allow outdoor dress whilst inside the club. This isn’t for any other reason than it takes away the class system and puts everyone on the same level. This is not a pretentious club and who has the best shoes or the most expensive bikini will not wash here!

Games: We have some tried and tested games for a fabulous night, swingers champagne fountain, find the chocolate bar, CUSTARD POOL and (hopefully) plenty more (I promise, no frozen t-shirts this time) Any more party game ideas would be gratefully listened to.

We do NOT expect you to join in the games if you are not happy. Your enjoyment is paramount and if you are not comfortable with anything that goes on in the club, you will not be expected to join in.

This event is going to be advertised across the swinging community so there will be members of other sites joining us. We are going to provide proper name tags this year (apart from me cus I'm going as the invisible woman) so you should all know who you are shagging.

Please contact me for Chameleons website address or any other queries and I’ll help as much as I can.

I think that’s it. If anyone thinks of anything else, please contact me in private pm.

It’s time the Pussy Posse beat the Doris’s in real life AGAIN (as the Doris's are all but knackered they have no chance)…….. So bring it on!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can i ask a question?

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Can i ask a question?"

Yes.........!

As long as it concerns you, covered in Mr Whippy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can i ask a question?

Yes.........!

As long as it concerns you, covered in Mr Whippy "

No , no and no i aint getting any ice cream anywhere, not even in me gob..so thats that, now i forgot what me question was!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"No , no and no i aint getting any ice cream anywhere, not even in me gob..so thats that"

Boooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i ask a question?

Yes.........!

As long as it concerns you, covered in Mr Whippy No , no and no i aint getting any ice cream anywhere, not even in me gob..so thats that, now i forgot what me question was! "

is there an icecream big enough for your gob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party time in August. Sounds cool so add me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am coming still, hopefully bringing a new friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No , no and no i aint getting any ice cream anywhere, not even in me gob..so thats that

Boooooooo"

Hello, long time no see, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i ask a question?

Yes.........!

As long as it concerns you, covered in Mr Whippy No , no and no i aint getting any ice cream anywhere, not even in me gob..so thats that, now i forgot what me question was!

is there an icecream big enough for your gob "

I hear shares at Walls in the bucket department have increased tenfold

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can i ask a question?

Yes.........!

As long as it concerns you, covered in Mr Whippy No , no and no i aint getting any ice cream anywhere, not even in me gob..so thats that, now i forgot what me question was!

is there an icecream big enough for your gob

I hear shares at Walls in the bucket department have increased tenfold "

Cant be due to me then as im strictly a Ben n Jerrys kinda gal lol

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By *havenangel1Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Can i ask a question?

Yes.........!

As long as it concerns you, covered in Mr Whippy No , no and no i aint getting any ice cream anywhere, not even in me gob..so thats that, now i forgot what me question was!

is there an icecream big enough for your gob

I hear shares at Walls in the bucket department have increased tenfold Cant be due to me then as im strictly a Ben n Jerrys kinda gal lol "

I'm sure you said no to the jelly too that didn't last long

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By *RMADCHICKCouple
over a year ago

cheltenham

Maddie has put me up for bob a cock and i will be doing champagne fountains who is up for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel and hotel booked.

I will be there.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Maddie has put me up for bob a cock and i will be doing champagne fountains who is up for them? "

Who the fuck let him out his cage

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Maddie has put me up for bob a cock and i will be doing champagne fountains who is up for them?

Who the fuck let him out his cage "

Don't blame me............. he wanted an account, he got an account....

Double trouble

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Maddie has put me up for bob a cock and i will be doing champagne fountains who is up for them?

Who the fuck let him out his cage

Don't blame me............. he wanted an account, he got an account....

Double trouble "

Taken the gimp mask off him i see

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Maddie has put me up for bob a cock and i will be doing champagne fountains who is up for them?

Who the fuck let him out his cage

Don't blame me............. he wanted an account, he got an account....

Double trouble Taken the gimp mask off him i see "

I'm covering the inside with SuperGlue next time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Maddie has put me up for bob a cock and i will be doing champagne fountains who is up for them?

Who the fuck let him out his cage

Don't blame me............. he wanted an account, he got an account....

Double trouble Taken the gimp mask off him i see

I'm covering the inside with SuperGlue next time "

Ooooooh a chemical peel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi could you add swingershaz, adarkhorse and bullet1982 thanks hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you add me as a single for now thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't lnow if I'm added. But could u add me x

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow


"I don't lnow if I'm added. But could u add me x "
Addict!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Everyone is on the list.

xxxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Everyone is on the list.

xxxxx"

Even Ben n Jerry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is on the list.

xxxxxEven Ben n Jerry? "

.

Are they real people, or cartoon characters?

Psssssst, fem, what shall we do to celebrate Maddie's new found status as a GILF?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Could you please remove my name from the list, family event so now unable to attend.

Sorry to all the lovely people I'd promised to meet with down there

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

Psssssst, fem, what shall we do to celebrate Maddie's new found status as a GILF? "

Custard for you my girl!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't lnow if I'm added. But could u add me x Addict! "

I feel safe at chams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i come pleaseeeeeeeeee and can some one tell me more about the club please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i come pleaseeeeeeeeee and can some one tell me more about the club please "

.

What would you like to know about Chams that cannot be found on their website?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Everyone is on the list.

xxxxxEven Ben n Jerry?

.

Are they real people, or cartoon characters?

Psssssst, fem, what shall we do to celebrate Maddie's new found status as a GILF? "

Im sure we can think of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is on the list.

xxxxxEven Ben n Jerry?

.

Are they real people, or cartoon characters?

Psssssst, fem, what shall we do to celebrate Maddie's new found status as a GILF? Im sure we can think of something "

i will gladly buy you ben and jerrys but you wont be eating it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Everyone is on the list.

xxxxxEven Ben n Jerry?

.

Are they real people, or cartoon characters?

Psssssst, fem, what shall we do to celebrate Maddie's new found status as a GILF? Im sure we can think of something

i will gladly buy you ben and jerrys but you wont be eating it "

Has to be chunky monkey though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is on the list.

xxxxxEven Ben n Jerry?

.

Are they real people, or cartoon characters?

Psssssst, fem, what shall we do to celebrate Maddie's new found status as a GILF? Im sure we can think of something

i will gladly buy you ben and jerrys but you wont be eating it Has to be chunky monkey though "

Ok deal but u won't be eating it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Everyone is on the list.

xxxxxEven Ben n Jerry?

.

Are they real people, or cartoon characters?

Psssssst, fem, what shall we do to celebrate Maddie's new found status as a GILF? Im sure we can think of something

i will gladly buy you ben and jerrys but you wont be eating it Has to be chunky monkey though

Ok deal but u won't be eating it "

Oh i will ya know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think but not sure but master and I maybe able to make a flying visit... however believe we are driving back from Scotland that day... but what a great break to our driving that would make lol

Katie X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good can you add me thanks.

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By *s_4_uCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Any under 30 single males going lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds fun

quick question its says turn up in fancy dress but later on to says something about about having to wear only underwear ,and towels . so would anyone atteneding on that day have to abide by the underwear rule once entering the club.

sorry if it sounds a silly question

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"sounds fun

quick question its says turn up in fancy dress but later on to says something about about having to wear only underwear ,and towels . so would anyone atteneding on that day have to abide by the underwear rule once entering the club.

sorry if it sounds a silly question "

Fancy dress is optional, Chameleons is a sauna club, so unless you are in fancy dress NO outdoor clothes are allowed, hence the underwear etc... xxx

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Any under 30 single males going lol "

Ooohhh yes.

Not everyone who goes puts their names on the open forums. I've got about 100 (including heaps of single men) on my private mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks for the reply

we would definetly come in fancy dress. wanted to visit for awhile but claie hasnt had the confidence to vist in just her underwear yet this might be the perfect answer

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By *iamondladyWoman
over a year ago

titsville

Please could you add my friend to your guest list - Bristolwife4blk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oo its getting closer..oooooh!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id better start seriously outfit hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i (rich) got my outfits sorted go some bright haiwain shirts somewhere just a case of find some bottoms and a few other things

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i (rich) got my outfits sorted go some bright haiwain shirts somewhere just a case of find some bottoms and a few other things

"

Oh rich, has noone told you that the dress code for men is strictly mankini's

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By *s_4_uCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Any under 30 single males going lol

Ooohhh yes.

Not everyone who goes puts their names on the open forums. I've got about 100 (including heaps of single men) on my private mail.

woohoooo, not long now

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i (rich) got my outfits sorted go some bright haiwain shirts somewhere just a case of find some bottoms and a few other things

Oh rich, has noone told you that the dress code for men is strictly mankini's "

dont think they would do them in my size

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Everyone is on the list xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there a prize foe best fancy dress?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"is there a prize foe best fancy dress?"
Maybe

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"is there a prize foe best fancy dress?"

Yes.........

Ya tits covered in Mr Whippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is there a prize foe best fancy dress?

Yes.........

Ya tits covered in Mr Whippy "

thats every well for the ladies what about guys? lol

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By *he-ProfessorMan
over a year ago

cheltenham

Is there room for a little one if I promise to sit quietly in the corner?

I'm really looking forward to this, been far too long since I was last able to make any events at Cams and what better event to revisit on?

I hope I get to meet all those I have met before, great people one and all

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"is there a prize foe best fancy dress?

Yes.........

Ya tits covered in Mr Whippy

thats every well for the ladies what about guys? lol"

Ya moobs...............covered in Mr Whippy

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Is there room for a little one if I promise to sit quietly in the corner?

I'm really looking forward to this, been far too long since I was last able to make any events at Cams and what better event to revisit on?

I hope I get to meet all those I have met before, great people one and all "

No probs........... we'll see you there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a strong possibility ill be coming on my own to the beach party, but I only have couple membership, will I have to apply for new membership as a single lady to get in

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"There's a strong possibility ill be coming on my own to the beach party, but I only have couple membership, will I have to apply for new membership as a single lady to get in "

If you have put your name on the list you will be admitted on the day as a guest of the organisers - no need for your own membership.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets hope the weather is good or lots of people cud end up getting wet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you put my name down too please, and any info on local hotels...ta

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Can you put my name down too please, and any info on local hotels...ta"

All names on the list.

Last thing I heard, Chameleons had 1 room left so may wel be worth trying them, if not, ask them to book you into the Greenhouse........ 2 mins from chameleons.

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By *s_4_uCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"lets hope the weather is good or lots of people cud end up getting wet lol"
Were hoping on getting wet wotever the weather

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"lets hope the weather is good or lots of people cud end up getting wet lolWere hoping on getting wet wotever the weather"

Stand next to Honeypot or DiamondSmiles........ you'll need ya brolly

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow


"lets hope the weather is good or lots of people cud end up getting wet lolWere hoping on getting wet wotever the weather

Stand next to Honeypot or DiamondSmiles........ you'll need ya brolly "

or ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lets hope the weather is good or lots of people cud end up getting wet lolWere hoping on getting wet wotever the weather"

ok will bring a water pistol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will see if we can come xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you put us on your list please?

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Everyone's names are on the list.

Got a few suprises up my sleeve for this one...........

And NO Diamond, I'm not telling you what they are..........yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone's names are on the list.

Got a few suprises up my sleeve for this one...........

And NO Diamond, I'm not telling you what they are..........yet! "

well cud you tell me then lol

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By *edo CplCouple
over a year ago

,

Can you add us to the list please Madchick Thankyou

Hedocpl

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks _adchick xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Everyone's names are on the list.

Got a few suprises up my sleeve for this one...........

And NO Diamond, I'm not telling you what they are..........yet!

well cud you tell me then lol"

Its ok, shes so senile she will tell me anyway (or all ready has) then forget shes told me

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Everyone's names are on the list.

Got a few suprises up my sleeve for this one...........

And NO Diamond, I'm not telling you what they are..........yet!

well cud you tell me then lol

Its ok, shes so senile she will tell me anyway (or all ready has) then forget shes told me "

Ooopppsssssssssss......

I've already told ya.......ain't I ?

And everyone is on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you put me down please

Chick xx

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Can you put me down please

Chick xx"

No problems x

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By *s_4_uCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Last time we went we missed all the fun ! And games but made up for it with some of our own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oOOO more scots comin...cant wait to stay in oor clique lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope someone taking a beach ball

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"hope someone taking a beach ball"

And just what will you be doing with a ball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now that would be telling wudnt it now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Will we be having life guards. Im not coming if where not having life guards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will we be having life guards. Im not coming if where not having life guards "

I love swimming and have gills...

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Will we be having life guards. Im not coming if where not having life guards "

Jason's volunteered for the job.....

Summat about "it's all in the wrist action"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Will we be having life guards. Im not coming if where not having life guards

Jason's volunteered for the job.....

Summat about "it's all in the wrist action" "

Thats ok i will just kick him in his ankle

Are we having a slimming world buffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and how about donkeys? will there be any donkeys?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"and how about donkeys? will there be any donkeys? "

Plenty of ass's going

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"and how about donkeys? will there be any donkeys?

Plenty of ass's going "

I would have to agree with that

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Ooh, I'll just about be back from my hols... if there's any room left please can you add me to the list? Thanks

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Ooh, I'll just about be back from my hols... if there's any room left please can you add me to the list? Thanks "

Everyone is on the list.

And I thought about a slimming world buffet and decided...............

I can't be arsed!!!

**Diamond..... are you in cohoots with the Vegans?**

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By *ertcamembertMan
over a year ago

Reading area

Can you add me to the list please Maddie

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would like some camels as well so i can have a ride on a couple of humps

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I would like some camels as well so i can have a ride on a couple of humps "

You don't normally have any problems humping...!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

can we have one of those men that come round the beach selling seafood from a basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can we have one of those men that come round the beach selling seafood from a basket"

.

In a pinny with nothing else underneath, and make that a hunky gent please!

And no, not that stripper!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

In fact ive decided im only going if all the guys are going to be between 30 - 55 and all wanting to shag me

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"In fact ive decided im only going if all the guys are going to be between 30 - 55 and all wanting to shag me "

Oh shut up ya picky moo...............!

You knacker them out what ever age they are!

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By *he-ProfessorMan
over a year ago

cheltenham

So any clues to the beach games yet?

Really looking forward to this, something tells me it will be nothing like I've ever been to before

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well ive got all my outfits sorted. I think 5 should be enough

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"In fact ive decided im only going if all the guys are going to be between 30 - 55 and all wanting to shag me "

Hey, hey! That would be meeeeeee!!!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well ive got all my outfits sorted. I think 5 should be enough "
5???!!!! Bloody hell, ya sure...i usually bring 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was considering wearing other people as clothes.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well ive got all my outfits sorted. I think 5 should be enough 5???!!!! Bloody hell, ya sure...i usually bring 6 "

Behave it took me long enough to find them that still fitted me, it also means i dont have to buy anything new.

It will be six if you count the something old im taking for bob a dick lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"In fact ive decided im only going if all the guys are going to be between 30 - 55 and all wanting to shag me

Hey, hey! That would be meeeeeee!!!!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can we have one of those men that come round the beach selling seafood from a basket"

A proper mussell man, or a real muscle man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am on the list still under brummiejac

could you change it to jacqs please

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"i am on the list still under brummiejac

could you change it to jacqs please "

Of course xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

bump

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"bump"

boo

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

boo

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By *r n mrs swingCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

Can u put us down please x

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By *havenangel1Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Can u put us down please x "

Woo hoo will be great to see you both again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wont be able to make it mads have only got next weekend free.

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By *r n mrs swingCouple
over a year ago

pontefract


"Can u put us down please x

Woo hoo will be great to see you both again "

And you two xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Not long to go now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im counting down the sleeps!

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By *havenangel1Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Im counting down the sleeps! "

Me too can't wait

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Can you add us to the list please Madchick Thankyou

Hedocpl

xxx"

dread to think whit Mr Hedo will be wearing!!!!!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Everyone is on the list

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never been to any of these clubs or events (embarassed face) x

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never been to any of these clubs or events (embarassed face) x"

Well put your name down to go then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

club meets are fantastic fun and you get to meet all the loons off the site

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By *kheavycummerMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Can you put my name on the list please

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By *he-ProfessorMan
over a year ago

cheltenham


"never been to any of these clubs or events (embarassed face) x"

I was in your situation before Xmas last year when I went to the BBW social at Chams. To say I was nervous was an understatement and a half!

I got inside and as I walked into the main bar area I mentioned to the guy who was walking at the same time as me and he said he would show me around. He was kind enough to spend a 10-15 minutes showing me around (mainly because people kept stopping him to say hi ... don't worry it's not that big).

The place is a little like a maze at first (god knows how many times I looped round looking for the cinema area I knew I had seen!!)

I remained nervous until I started talking with people and then it quickly passed.

Some of the nicest and most genuine people I've ever met anywhere, clothed or not

Shaven Angel spent ages talking to me, she's one hell of a nice lady and made me feel at home.

EveshamGal took me under heer wing and it's very hard to feel uneasy when with such a fantastically bubbly person I can tell you.

She introduced me to Pearl Necklace and numerous other people ... didn't stop smilling all night!

A great chat with many other through out the night and it was like I'd been going to the parties for decades!!!

Can't wait for this event, if I can help you feel at home just shout ... happy to return the kindness shown to me on my first visit.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

See we have more victims added to the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See we have more victims added to the list "

victims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, we don't bite!

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow


"Nah, we don't bite! "

Unless we ask nicely??

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By *he-ProfessorMan
over a year ago

cheltenham


"See we have more victims added to the list "

oh .. would I class as a potential victim???? I do hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yhh sound its just like on here ppl dont seem to be interested cus of my age or what not cant even get a simple verification lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmaooo loons :p x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha and be a loner lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"yhh sound its just like on here ppl dont seem to be interested cus of my age or what not cant even get a simple verification lmao "
get ya arse to the beach party and you will have a few, verifications that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guess il have to find some way there :P

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I bite, im like a black widow, seduce the men into a web of security then after ive had my wicked way i bite their heads off

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By *havenangel1Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I bite, im like a black widow, seduce the men into a web of security then after ive had my wicked way i bite their heads off "

Lol this really did amuse me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I bite, im like a black widow, seduce the men into a web of security then after ive had my wicked way i bite their heads off

Lol this really did amuse me "

Have you not seen all the headless men on fabs

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Any more for any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you add me and a lady friend jo to the list plz xx you do know me and met me a few times at chams in recent years only had a different name then lol

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Can you add me and a lady friend jo to the list plz xx you do know me and met me a few times at chams in recent years only had a different name then lol "

Everyone is on the list

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By *artypeopleCouple
over a year ago

manchester / ?

hi can you add us to list please. cheers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was i here

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"hi can you add us to list please. cheers.."

No problems.

See everyone there

Maddie x

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By *s_4_uCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

FFS can some one go guard chameleons heard there's riots near by !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure Errol can handle it lol

Can you add me please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sure Errol can handle it lol

"

.

Simon will be there too I am sure!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

18 days till kick off. Ive been ready for the last month I have made a very big decision though, not only have i had my hair cut im also losing the red for chams ha ha noone will recognize this sophisticated momma

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"18 days till kick off. Ive been ready for the last month I have made a very big decision though, not only have i had my hair cut im also losing the red for chams ha ha noone will recognize this sophisticated momma"
I havent got anything to wear yet!

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow


"I havent got anything to wear yet! "
Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I havent got anything to wear yet! Excellent "

i second that lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ooooh ya know what i mean......may have to resort to a sarong

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By *havenangel1Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Me either no doubt will find something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi can you add us 2 to this shindig please, can we bring 2 guests?

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Hi can you add us 2 to this shindig please, can we bring 2 guests?"

All added.

I also have nothing to wear! oooppsss

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By *andj65Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

nowt yet either....

gonna ave a rake in ma drawers lol....

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow


"nowt yet either....

gonna ave a rake in ma drawers lol....

"

I can give you hand if you want!!

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By *andj65Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

wot only one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add me perleazzzze...Mum might be with me...But def one for now...

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By *iscreet_guy_4_st8_funMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Can normal members get in on this date too?? or do you need an invite??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can normal members get in on this date too?? or do you need an invite??"

i think some members need an invite to be classed as normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it ok if I bring a friend maddie? X

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

woohoo, outfit ordered this morning

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"woohoo, outfit ordered this morning "

dont forget a bikini and surrong xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"woohoo, outfit ordered this morning "

thought you were sharing my budgie smugglers?

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Can normal members get in on this date too?? or do you need an invite??"

I'll put you on the list.

Just give your FAB name at the door, everything else is done for you.

See you there.

Maddie x

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Is it ok if I bring a friend maddie? X "

No problems.

You will be down as a couple.

See you there

Maddie x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"woohoo, outfit ordered this morning

dont forget a bikini and surrong xx"

it's on my list x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"woohoo, outfit ordered this morning

thought you were sharing my budgie smugglers?"

that's later

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Sorry but I'm going to have to skip this one after all, as something else has come up on that weekend which I couldn't say no to.

I'm sure you'll all have a great time.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sorry but I'm going to have to skip this one after all, as something else has come up on that weekend which I couldn't say no to.

I'm sure you'll all have a great time."

Thats a shame, get ya ass to a social soon !

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Planning on driving down from Sheffield got plenty of passenger space available if anyone is interested

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Planning on driving down from Sheffield got plenty of passenger space available if anyone is interested "

Everyone who is meant to be on the list is on it..........

My inbox is overflowing, lynne's having a breakdown and the staff are revolting (not that kind of revolting, the are having fits over what hours they are working) and the cleaners keep giving me dirty looks.

Partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..........

less than two weeks.

**can I go on holiday the day before please**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you put me on the list plz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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