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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2 x ibuprofen with a little water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Chicken and leek cuppa soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee made by a beautiful woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt n vinegar Discos

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Salt n vinegar Discos "
ooof now that's a crisp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few Es

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and onion crisps washed down with a bottle of fanta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chai-Latte

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

A fig roll

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Jaffa cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fig roll "
You sure know how to party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Apple "

Luck apple

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Apple

Lucky apple"

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Toast

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Coffee and pills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaviscon and water

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A creme egg from the inside out

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"A fig roll You sure know how to party

Oh it's rock n roll here mate. TV went out the window about an hour ago.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"A creme egg from the inside out

That is the correct way to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fig roll You sure know how to party

Oh it's rock n roll here mate. TV went out the window about an hour ago."
Respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A creme egg from the inside out

That is the correct way to do it

And lick the cream out of the oreo before eating it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rib-eye steak and mustard roll

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"A creme egg from the inside out

That is the correct way to do it

And lick the cream out of the oreo before eating it x

Also correct, good eating skills

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A creme egg from the inside out

That is the correct way to do it

And lick the cream out of the oreo before eating it x

I find it best to warm them up in my hands first. It helps to part them easier to part and the centre more lush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fabulous strawberry..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather disgusting microwave meal..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've just finished o a couple of tarts. They were very sweet.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

2 Antibiotics and 2 painkillers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A banana

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nibble at it or down in one

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"A creme egg from the inside out

Could I lick you from the inside out

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 Antibiotics and 2 painkillers"

Oh poor you hope you feel better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham and onion omlete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm delicious cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A banana

nibble at it or down in one

Slowly nibbled at it of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm delicious cum

Can I make you lunch?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Turkish delight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A banana

nibble at it or down in one

Slowly nibbled at it of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A banana

Awww I'd have like to have seen that lol

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

A drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vitamin tablets with a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A banana

Awww I'd have like to have seen that lol"

Next time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 11/03/20 13:39:55]

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hmm delicious cum

Taxi to teesside please

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

Turkish Delight! Nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm delicious cum

Taxi to teesside please

Love liquid lunches

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

A green olive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last bite of Cornish pastie.

Mrs

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hmm delicious cum

Taxi to teesside please

Love liquid lunches

I'll cum prepared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chorizo with crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A banana

Awww I'd have like to have seen that lol

Next time

I may take you up in that

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"2 Antibiotics and 2 painkillers

Oh poor you hope you feel better soon. "

Thanks for the lovely words. Severe chest infection for fortnight, 3 different Antibiotics and just took my last 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 2 x ibuprofen with a little water

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brazil nuts and walnuts

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Cornflakes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Brazil nuts and walnuts"

That's sent my imagination going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A creme egg from the inside out

That is the correct way to do it

And lick the cream out of the oreo before eating it x

Remember in the 6th form licking all the jam out of a jam doughnut then looking up when I finished to find 30 people watching in fits of laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just slowly licked and sucked a banana in front of my bf....As he has to go to work soon and I like to wind him up

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Just slowly licked and sucked a banana in front of my bf....As he has to go to work soon and I like to wind him up

Fuck my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slowly licked and sucked a banana in front of my bf....As he has to go to work soon and I like to wind him up

Fuck my life!"

Call it revenge for being called ìn the other night when I needed him....I know it wasn't his fault but in my head it was lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A murray mint after having garlic bread with my lunch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slowly licked and sucked a banana in front of my bf....As he has to go to work soon and I like to wind him up

Fuck my life!

Call it revenge for being called ìn the other night when I needed him....I know it wasn't his fault but in my head it was lol

x "

U tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouthful of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled onion monster munch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slowly licked and sucked a banana in front of my bf....As he has to go to work soon and I like to wind him up

Fuck my life!

Call it revenge for being called ìn the other night when I needed him....I know it wasn't his fault but in my head it was lol

U tease"

And your point is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slowly licked and sucked a banana in front of my bf....As he has to go to work soon and I like to wind him up

Fuck my life!

Call it revenge for being called ìn the other night when I needed him....I know it wasn't his fault but in my head it was lol

U tease

And your point is

x "

My point is I love you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water and antibiotics

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Oral morph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slowly licked and sucked a banana in front of my bf....As he has to go to work soon and I like to wind him up

Fuck my life!

Call it revenge for being called ìn the other night when I needed him....I know it wasn't his fault but in my head it was lol

U tease

And your point is

My point is I love you lol

nah lol x

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Cucumber it was very wet and juicy

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A french martini. So good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A french martini. So good."

Did it snog ya first?

Mouthful of coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slowly licked and sucked a banana in front of my bf....As he has to go to work soon and I like to wind him up

Fuck my life!

Call it revenge for being called ìn the other night when I needed him....I know it wasn't his fault but in my head it was lol

U tease

And your point is

My point is I love you lol

nah lol x "

I'm joking of course but I do love a woman that teases like that it's such a turn on and gets me very fired up all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've j6st eaten an apple

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Cuppa tea

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cucumber it was very wet and juicy

You know what goes best with cucumber - a bit of MEEEE.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A big crumpet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just slowly licked and sucked a banana in front of my bf....As he has to go to work soon and I like to wind him up

Fuck my life!

Call it revenge for being called ìn the other night when I needed him....I know it wasn't his fault but in my head it was lol

U tease

And your point is

My point is I love you lol

nah lol x

I'm joking of course but I do love a woman that teases like that it's such a turn on and gets me very fired up all day "

Do you need a bigger spade??

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A french martini. So good.

Did it snog ya first?

Mouthful of coffee.

It definitely caressed my lips, tongue and throat with its sweetness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slowly licked and sucked a banana in front of my bf....As he has to go to work soon and I like to wind him up

Fuck my life!

Call it revenge for being called ìn the other night when I needed him....I know it wasn't his fault but in my head it was lol

U tease

And your point is

My point is I love you lol

nah lol x

I'm joking of course but I do love a woman that teases like that it's such a turn on and gets me very fired up all day

Do you need a bigger spade??

My spade is of a top quality I'll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A french martini. So good.

Did it snog ya first?

Mouthful of coffee.

It definitely caressed my lips, tongue and throat with its sweetness."

Filthy martini. I want one

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Cucumber it was very wet and juicy

You know what goes best with cucumber - a bit of MEEEE.

A salad

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Cup of tea x storm x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cucumber it was very wet and juicy

You know what goes best with cucumber - a bit of MEEEE.

A salad

You have the salad and I'll nibble on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cereal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of onion rings crisps

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

More coffee.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"A packet of onion rings crisps "

I know where like to eat them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just enjoyed a cheese toastie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

A double chocolate cookie and some Cherry pepsi ....healthy lunch today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee and half a pack of Fox’s extremely chocolatey cookies

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By *andlingswingersCouple
over a year ago

Woodbridge

Fish pie and broccoli we bought from things we bought at the market this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice hot cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fish pie and broccoli we bought from things we bought at the market this morning. "

Mmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Costco hotdog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate wafer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee

Would love to take a mouthful of you

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Galaxy caramel

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By *2and3quartersWoman
over a year ago

Bumbletown

Donut. Twas very tasty

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm now wishing I'd had lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cadburys creme egg

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Lemon yogurt

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A mouthful of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pride

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