FabSwingers.com forum: 7 types of knob

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Reading an article earlier that states there are 7 different types of cock that us blokes may have. Personally there’s only 2 I’ve not heard of?

The 7 are:

1. The pencil

2. The pepper

3. The cone

4. The banana

5. The hammer

6. The sausage

7. The cucumber

Ladies which one do you prefer and why?Blokes which one do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hammer or cucumber

Big bell ends feel good and i am a shameless size queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need visuals.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I think I need visuals. "

I was just thinking the same

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The banana.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Hammer or cucumber

Big bell ends feel good and i am a shameless size queen

In that case my dear...............

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I think I need visuals.

I was just thinking the same"

I can personally show you both a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hammer or cucumber

Big bell ends feel good and i am a shameless size queen

In that case my dear...............

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a clue lol

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"The banana.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d be genuinely interested what others would say if they are willing to have a look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea what I fall under please advise

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have no idea what I fall under please advise

Pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the butter and door

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"the butter and door

You can’t put a better bit of butter on your knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea what I fall under please advise

Pencil

Thanks everyone I’m pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could anyone advise on mine please

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

So we have pencil, cucumber & banana..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So we have pencil, cucumber & banana.. "

HHa what's mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s a slightly conical sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me

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cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be genuinely interested what others would say if they are willing to have a look. "

Yours is sort of bananaish if I remember rightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hard time saying cock looks like food.

Not because it's funny.

But because I dont like mixing up the two passions of things I like to put in my mouth.

That being said all your cocks are wonderful and you should all give yourselves a hand.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me

cucumber"

I’d go with that. A tasty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me

cucumber

I’d go with that. A tasty one

Hmm I can’t taste it from a picture

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I'd be inclined to say Banana.

Judging by some of my colleagues and managers at work there are definitely more than 7 types of knob and bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the butter and door

You can’t put a better bit of butter on your knife

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oooooo i know

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

This is one of those threads that needs a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me

cucumber

I’d go with that. A tasty one

Hmm I can’t taste it from a picture

Now now boys. BEHAVE. I can inform you it is very tasty though

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"This is one of those threads that needs a picture

I thought women didn’t like Cock pics though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cucumber? I have 0 idea...

Cucumber or banana? - hmm

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By *eicestermanMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Would like to know which mine is?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me

cucumber

I’d go with that. A tasty one

Hmm I can’t taste it from a picture

Now now boys. BEHAVE. I can inform you it is very tasty though

See, told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a clue what any if them are, advice needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have literally no idea which cock I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I have a mushroom top!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

You forgot the Tortoise

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not a clue what any if them are, advice needed"

You do have google don’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me

cucumber

I’d go with that. A tasty one

Hmm I can’t taste it from a picture

Now now boys. BEHAVE. I can inform you it is very tasty though

See, told you

Tasty is on the tongue of the todger teaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading an article earlier that states there are 7 different types of cock that us blokes may have. Personally there’s only 2 I’ve not heard of?

The 7 are:

1. The pencil

2. The pepper

3. The cone

4. The banana

5. The hammer

6. The sausage

7. The cucumber

Ladies which one do you prefer and why?Blokes which one do you have?"

Where's the "my little pony"?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Where is the mushroom ?

Mushrooms are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a clue what any if them are, advice needed

You do have google don’t you? "

I'm really trying hard not to google so many of the terms I see here on forums.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Correction ....

Bent mushrooms

Banana mushrooms

Boomerang mushrooms

or the hybrid Boomeroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me

cucumber

I’d go with that. A tasty one

Hmm I can’t taste it from a picture

Now now boys. BEHAVE. I can inform you it is very tasty though

See, told you

Tasty is on the tongue of the todger teaser

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Correction ....

Bent mushrooms

Banana mushrooms

Boomerang mushrooms

or the hybrid Boomeroom"

You need a real cock in your life granny

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm going with all 7 as I like variety

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana here I think, pic on my profile. Feel free to let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a clue what any if them are, advice needed

You do have google don’t you? "

I do but I was in a meeting

After looking I'm a sausage/cucumber hybrid

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not a clue what any if them are, advice needed

You do have google don’t you?

I do but I was in a meeting

After looking I'm a sausage/cucumber hybrid"

Now that sounds like a very weird form of genetic engineering

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

What on earth is a "pepper" cock?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What on earth is a "pepper" cock? "

You’re an unlucky old sole if you have one of these

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"What on earth is a "pepper" cock?

You’re an unlucky old sole if you have one of these

I now have "Pepper shaped penis" in my Google search history

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What on earth is a "pepper" cock?

You’re an unlucky old sole if you have one of these

I now have "Pepper shaped penis" in my Google search history

Saved in favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need visuals or to be told what mine is

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What on earth is a "pepper" cock?

You’re an unlucky old sole if you have one of these

I now have "Pepper shaped penis" in my Google search history

Saved in favourites

Your Google search history is something that should be condemned to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I need visuals. "

This!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've definitely seen a boomerang cock on here

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I assume that mine's an upside down banana, but I'm not really that bothered - it works, and that's all I care about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've definitely seen a boomerang cock on here"

Yeah I tried to throw mine away but it came back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber with a mushroom top lol add that one in there!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What on earth is a "pepper" cock?

You’re an unlucky old sole if you have one of these

I now have "Pepper shaped penis" in my Google search history

Saved in favourites

Your Google search history is something that should be condemned to death

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What on earth is a "pepper" cock? "

When a woman is sucking it and it makes her sneeze

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

I have a big bell end ??

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

It seems I have a cucumber. Every day's a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont know lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd describe mine as more " retired " .

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

I'm inclined to say banana but really could be anyones guess.

Don't think I can even imagine what a hammer shaped cock looks like!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

There’s a lot of bananas on here so far

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Correction ....

Bent mushrooms

Banana mushrooms

Boomerang mushrooms

or the hybrid Boomeroom

You need a real cock in your life granny

I have one. It's a lighthouse shape though ..... nice and fat and busy busy busy .......

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

What about door knob. Short and squat and just barely enough to get hold of

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What about door knob. Short and squat and just barely enough to get hold of

What? Like a can if tuna?

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

I’m not sure which category I fall into...

Any advice?

(Apart from “give up now”)

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"What about door knob. Short and squat and just barely enough to get hold of

What? Like a can if tuna?

More like a satsuma

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m not sure which category I fall into...

Any advice?

(Apart from “give up now”)"

Pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a

Door knob

Bed knob and a

Knob head of a ex bf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s yours OP

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What’s yours OP

Either 5,6 or 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s yours OP

Either 5,6 or 7

Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What’s yours OP

Either 5,6 or 7

Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

6 with a subtle mix of 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s yours OP

Either 5,6 or 7

Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7

It doesn’t look like

either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a 6 inch circumstance classed as

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What’s yours OP

Either 5,6 or 7

Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7

It doesn’t look like

either

But it tastes nice doesn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What dose mine class as?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What dose mine class as? "

Rounders bat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be interested what mine would be classed as, back in school showers i was referred to as ‘hammer dick’

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I think I need visuals. "

Try dickcode net.

LOz x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What dose mine class as? "

Pencil

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What dose mine class as?

Pencil

I like the way you've covered yours up now. Pencil dick much?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s yours OP

Either 5,6 or 7

Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7

It doesn’t look like

either

But it tastes nice doesn’t it

Yes, it tastes just like marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What dose mine class as? "

11-should come with a warning sign

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Ladies you’ll have to have a look and tell me what category I fit in to???

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What dose mine class as?

Pencil

I like the way you've covered yours up now. Pencil dick much?!

Mines like a withered courgette now

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What’s yours OP

Either 5,6 or 7

Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7

It doesn’t look like

either

But it tastes nice doesn’t it

Yes, it tastes just like marmite

Well you did taste it straight after it’d been in your ass

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

...mine is vaguely knob shaped....

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ladies you’ll have to have a look and tell me what category I fit in to???"

The purple category

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What dose mine class as?

Pencil

I like the way you've covered yours up now. Pencil dick much?!

Mines like a withered courgette now

One of those miniature ones you get in posh restaurants?!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What dose mine class as?

Pencil

I like the way you've covered yours up now. Pencil dick much?!

Mines like a withered courgette now

One of those miniature ones you get in posh restaurants?! "

Yes, cause only posh people take it up the sheriff’s badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hammer or cucumber

Big bell ends feel good and i am a shameless size queen

I have to agree a big bellend does feel good

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What dose mine class as?

Pencil

I like the way you've covered yours up now. Pencil dick much?!

Mines like a withered courgette now

One of those miniature ones you get in posh restaurants?!

Yes, cause only posh people take it up the sheriff’s badge

Must be posh then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading an article earlier that states there are 7 different types of cock that us blokes may have. Personally there’s only 2 I’ve not heard of?

The 7 are:

1. The pencil

2. The pepper

3. The cone

4. The banana

5. The hammer

6. The sausage

7. The cucumber

Ladies which one do you prefer and why?Blokes which one do you have?"

I have no clue, which one is cut, girthy and straight with average length?

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Not on the list but Powerdrill here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not on the list but Powerdrill here

Not multi tool?!

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Not on the list but Powerdrill here

Not multi tool?! "

Had you in mind when I was typing that and couldn’t give my Penis a proper classification due to indecision but yes!

Multitool and/or Powerdrill Wangbert owner!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not on the list but Powerdrill here

Not multi tool?!

Had you in mind when I was typing that and couldn’t give my Penis a proper classification due to indecision but yes!

Multitool and/or Powerdrill Wangbert owner!"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Reading an article earlier that states there are 7 different types of cock that us blokes may have. Personally there’s only 2 I’ve not heard of?

The 7 are:

1. The pencil

2. The pepper

3. The cone

4. The banana

5. The hammer

6. The sausage

7. The cucumber

Ladies which one do you prefer and why?Blokes which one do you have?

I have no clue, which one is cut, girthy and straight with average length?"

So you’re pencil then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then there's a hobknob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine bulges in the middle, which category does that fall into?

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin

So what type i am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What dose mine class as?

Pencil

"
good to know. Thanks for the information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure what I am, but I do get told off most of the women that I’ve been with especially women older than me that I have a very pretty looking penis! So I’m generally happy with mine

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Reading an article earlier that states there are 7 different types of cock that us blokes may have. Personally there’s only 2 I’ve not heard of?

The 7 are:

1. The pencil

2. The pepper

3. The cone

4. The banana

5. The hammer

6. The sausage

7. The cucumber

Ladies which one do you prefer and why?Blokes which one do you have?"

None of the above , im more of a rounders bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s yours OP

Either 5,6 or 7

Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7

It doesn’t look like

either

But it tastes nice doesn’t it

Yes, it tastes just like marmite

Well you did taste it straight after it’d been in your ass

Marmite motorway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a pepper knob look like a really annoying small pig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What dose mine class as? "

Oh my I looked

Yup I’m going with the rounders bat!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I have no idea which I would class my fellas as...... Hmmmmm cucumber I guess???

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Need a brief description of each so I can classify mine and sleep easy in my bed knowing it's not a button mushroom in a roll neck sweater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go cucumber, banana, cone I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went and looked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went and looked!

I know! Can’t stop looking now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is a meaty sausage..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats mine?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm sure there's more than 7 types of knobs in .y office

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ack-offMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

The thimble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking predictive spelling.

I'd like an explanation on "The Hammer" if anyone has one.

I'd hazard a guess it's not about batering nails in with the bell-end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm intrigued

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I think I need visuals. "

Saucey!

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By *cplsMan
over a year ago

Nr Waltham

Not a clue apart from neglected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is apparently 6 types of Vagina.

1. Barbie

2. Puffs

3. Curtains

4. Horseshoe

5. Tulip

6. Lasagna

I made number 6 up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the courgette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana

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By *ack-offMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"There is apparently 6 types of Vagina.

1. Barbie

2. Puffs

3. Curtains

4. Horseshoe

5. Tulip

6. Lasagna

I made number 6 up."

6 is not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea what the descriptions are but I prefer my mans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is apparently 6 types of Vagina.

1. Barbie

2. Puffs

3. Curtains

4. Horseshoe

5. Tulip

6. Lasagna

I made number 6 up.

6 is not good

I'm not all that keen on Lasagna either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber but...not in a Vegan way I've got meat

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Great looking knobs guys

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

In gonna need more of a descriptor for each category

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"There is apparently 6 types of Vagina.

1. Barbie

2. Puffs

3. Curtains

4. Horseshoe

5. Tulip

6. Lasagna

I made number 6 up.

6 is not good

I'm not all that keen on Lasagna either."

Where's the badly packed kebab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The banana.

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol home grown Cucumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine comes under the banana category,, ask and il send and you can decide?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think mine comes under the banana category,, ask and il send and you can decide?"

Why? Is it yellow with a peeling skin?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In gonna need more of a descriptor for each category "

Google is your friend brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think mine comes under the banana category,, ask and il send and you can decide?

Why? Is it yellow with a peeling skin?"

No lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

The guys saying banana, is this because you have 4 skins?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The guys saying banana, is this because you have 4 skins?

They need to read the instructions on the back of the Durex packet....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"In gonna need more of a descriptor for each category

Google is your friend brother

Ok I've researched, god help my search history searching types of penises.

Cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now it depends on the website but I'm a cucumber

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

I'm going to offer an 8th. The viper.

Mine is long and thick and the head is wide then thins like a vipers head. Doesn't fit any of the above description.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I thought the 7 types of dick would include:

Donald

Boris

Becks

Piers

Lance

What 2 names would you add?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to Google this one. Apparantly I'm a sausage

Been told it's a tasty one though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Viper

Superb

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

"The Viper

Superb"

My pics prove my theory lol

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Going just off the title I was going to say 'door knob'x.

Think I am too tired to pay full attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise we had to Google what type we are.. I just assumed I was a sausage as it looks like the ones in the chippy but thicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber ....ahhaha..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd appreciate the cucumber being served up, please

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By *ameasyou1234Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hammer or cucumber

Big bell ends feel good and i am a shameless size queen

Absolutely

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What dose mine class as?

Oh my I looked

Yup I’m going with the rounders bat! "
I will take that

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"What dose mine class as?

Oh my I looked

Yup I’m going with the rounders bat! I will take that

That's a monster

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What dose mine class as?

Oh my I looked

Yup I’m going with the rounders bat! I will take that

That's a monster

Thank you

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Come on then have a pic on my profile what's the verdict

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Come on then have a pic on my profile what's the verdict

Pepper

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm more of a courgette kind of gal

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Come on then have a pic on my profile what's the verdict

Pepper

Thanks

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm more of a courgette kind of gal

Well it counts to one of your 5-a-day

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Great knobs y’all’s

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