FabSwingers.com: Sandman Slim (59) & Tank Girl (31) , Couple in Bristol, South West, UK

If you are a reasonably attractive and physically fit bi-sexual or bi-curious female with time on her hands, who wishes to enjoy some days, evenings, nights or weekends of mutual fun, filth and depravity, get in touch as we are taking time off to re-charge our batteries.

If you are a Goth, biker chick, sub-continental Indian or Japanese you will score highly on our list of preferences; get in touch and learn more about us!

Couples will, however, need to sell themselves to us; we accept souls.

We would much prefer to enjoy the company of one or two delicious friends who we can get to know personally and intimately, rather than a whole string of people.

Initially, we might appear an unlikely combination, in terms of age, but we do share multiple interests and love to have fun, as well as adventure, perverted filth and utter depravity!

We are both avid readers, particularly of horror and science fiction, and that translates into our cinematic and television preferences as well.

Sandman Slim is an absolutely amazing cook (his friend's continue to want him to run for MasterChef and now he's embracing the idea) and Tank Girl makes a mean Bellini; she's hooked on them after staying at Mr C in Beverley Hills.

We love travelling; always at the pointy end of the aircraft, although Sandman is often found in other aircraft and helicopters.

Our recent travels took us across the Land of the Rising Sun from Tokyo to Hiroshima; an amazing culinary and cultural experience.

Japan rocks!

2015 saw us back to America so that Tank Girl could have a stunning tattoo, to add to her collection, at Kat von D's 'High Voltage'.

We were away for a month and spent time in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Colorado and Washington; we drove from Las Vegas to Colorado Springs, well Sandman did, I did taking photographs, choosing the music and snoozing!

October 2016 was a one month road trip of awesomeness taking in San Francisco, Napa valley and the Giant Redwoods, Camel, Santa Barbara, Pasadena, HorrorFest at Universal Studios, the Grand Canyon, Death Valley, Las Vegas and Lake Tahoe. We put a thread up on the fora requesting suggestions for music to listen to along the way.

2017 was a terrible year; we had 4 day passes to ComicCon but I couldn't go due to work; SS was lucky enough to find someone on FS to accompany him and they spent 6 1/2 weeks in the US taking in National Parks, museums, art galleries and restaurants in California, Nevada, New Mexico and Arizona. Jealous? Not a bit, we're now, hopefully, firm friends as she is just, simply, awesome, cool and beautiful!

Ladies; do you have a valid Passport and fancy coming with us as our companion and plaything for a couple of weeks in America or Hong Kong; if so get in touch!

Our last trip was again to San Francisco, Los Angeles, but we also spent six days in Chicago and seven in San Diego, four of which were dedicated to the geek-fest that is ComicCon.

Maybe we should apply for a Green Card?

We're frequenters of Liberty Elite and a couple of more bdsm orientated events e.g. Club Subversion, as we both delight in almost all aspects of bdsm and bring these into play as Sandman Slim is a perfect Top to Tank Girl as a bottom.

Our collection of 'toys' and equipment is huge and it would be fun to share our interests with like-minded people.

We are, however, very picky about who we play with.

Anybody contacting us using 'text' speak, simply will not receive a reply.

A 'wink' isn't going to do it, and neither is attempting to add us as a 'friend' before we have corresponded or met.

We are unlikely to get along if you are unable to string a sentence together, or engage in meaningful conversation e.g. regarding current affairs, cinema, books and travel as we don't just hop into the playroom or the bedroom.

We're more likely to enjoy a glass of real ale at a totally independent local pub or Bristol's own microbrewery owned pub (SS is a shareholder), or dinner out (we love San Carlo on Corn Street), before returning to our quiet residential detached house for fun, filth and depravity intermixed with something delicious to eat and something splendid to drink.

Indeed, the girls may find themselves confined to a custom-made cage in the downstairs hallway or another, rather large cage, in the bedroom, whilst Sandman finishes off the dinner preparations.

It goes without saying that we don't want to pick up any random STDs along the way so safe sex is vital unless we know your pedigree.

We don't find excessive body hair a particular turn-on; so 1970's. Shaved or trimmed works for us.

We take our personal hygiene extremely seriously and would expect you to do the same. We would also prefer to play with people who are happy being photographed (no identifiable features), particularly in black and white.

If you message us and we respond, which is always good manners, you'll get a taste of our photographic skills; TG is stunning with multiple tattoos and piercings and SS's favourite photographic subject!

If you do find our profile intriguing, then get in touch with more than a single line of messaging.

If we message you, it's because we have found something within your profile that has piqued our interest; do reply, even if it's simply 'No thanks, we're not interested'; remember, it's only polite to do so.

Anybody that does get to play with us will need to meet Sandman Slim and/ or Tank Girl for a no-obligation coffee or drink, before we go on to arrange a meet, or go our separate ways if the chemistry doesn't appear to be there.

Tank Girl's authenticity, as a female, will be confirmed by a telephone call if the preliminary meeting is not at a weekend.

We'll add more detail to this profile in due course as it's a living document.

Luv ana kizzes

Tank Girl and Sandman Slim

PS We do reverse searching of our photographic images on a regular basis; anyone using our images as their own does not hold the Copyright to them, and we will respond and report you to the site concerned and your ISP.

Updated: June 2017 with a photograph of the Ofuro (hot spring hot tub) in our room in an Onsen (traditional Japanese Inn) up in the mountains of central Japan; it was -8C.

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