FabSwingers.com forum: Women of Fab

By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

My solution to level the imbalance on here is to politely request, fuck it - demand! That the ladies of fab up their game and meet far more than at present. So, if you meet say, once a week, make it once a day. If already one a day, squeeze another in. Do your bit. Also, throw out your toys and the desire for other women.

Focus on meeting lots of men.

If nothing else it will cut down on the ‘why can’t I get a meet / no luck on Fab’ posts.

Step up ladies - the men of Fab need you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But OP - do YOU need us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But OP - do YOU need us?"

I need you

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"But OP - do YOU need us?"

As in me? Or men in general? Yes of course me but I also like to do my bit for fellow man.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Do we get nap breaks? I'm tired just thinking about it

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Maybe if the standard of men here was better we'd meet more. Most guys don't even read profiles before messaging and even then they either have no personality or they think this is tinder and want to use someone else's girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know girls! I'm not carrying you all any longer, jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My solution to level the imbalance on here is to politely request, fuck it - demand! That the ladies of fab up their game and meet far more than at present. So, if you meet say, once a week, make it once a day. If already one a day, squeeze another in. Do your bit. Also, throw out your toys and the desire for other women.

Focus on meeting lots of men.

If nothing else it will cut down on the ‘why can’t I get a meet / no luck on Fab’ posts.

Step up ladies - the men of Fab need you."

Thanks for this thread OP. I was thinking of doing anal, vag and oral all at the same time. I could do 3 blokes in one session then.

If i do 5 meets an hour each weekends only. 3 times 5 times 1 carry the 2 that works out to at least 45 men a weekend.

If all the ladies did this then everyone should be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But OP - do YOU need us?

I need you

You need me? As what? A punching bag? A person to bully? I don’t believe you anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But OP - do YOU need us?

As in me? Or men in general? Yes of course me but I also like to do my bit for fellow man. "

I meant you. I’m glad to hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But OP - do YOU need us?

I need you

You need me? As what? A punching bag? A person to bully? I don’t believe you anymore!"

Wank bank material

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Nah that won't work as most of the men are too busily wanking furiously perving on photos rather than actually meeting.

This would just cause more disappointment and unrest.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Focus on meeting lots of men.

If nothing else it will cut down on the ‘why can’t I get a meet / no luck on Fab’ posts.

Step up ladies - the men of Fab need you.

Thanks for this thread OP. I was thinking of doing anal, vag and oral all at the same time. I could do 3 blokes in one session then.

If i do 5 meets an hour each weekends only. 3 times 5 times 1 carry the 2 that works out to at least 45 men a weekend.

If all the ladies did this then everyone should be happy

Wow, three at once. I’d never have thought of that, what a great idea and a terrific contribution to this thread. Multi taking at its very best. With that sort of effort the lightweight who posted above asking for the occasional break can you believe? will get her wish.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Maybe if the standard of men here was better we'd meet more. Most guys don't even read profiles before messaging and even then they either have no personality or they think this is tinder and want to use someone else's girl."

Forgot to mention in my OP, a dramatic lowering of standards and ridiculous expectations of profiles being read would also help.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

*Air punch*

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

*Air punch*"

Taken on the chin. Ouch!

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But OP - do YOU need us?

I need you

You need me? As what? A punching bag? A person to bully? I don’t believe you anymore!

Wank bank material "

Aw babe

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Op - take responsibility for yourself by reducing the sexual demands from men somehow.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Ok, fair enough, ladies, I get it! So from now on, I won’t demand a shag, a bj, a nice juicy round of cunnilingus and an irish coffee! All I really want is a smile and to rub noses when we meet! Does that work for anyone?

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By *OM-ALMan
over a year ago

warrington

Good things come to those that wait even at my age

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Some of us are interested in quality over quantity. And I deffo feel men need to up their games. First messages sent should not include: offering money for sex, asking to be repeatedly kicked in the nuts and nothing else, in fact personally I dont think anything remotely dirty should go in a first message. Does that ever actually work for you guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m here for replies haha BRAVE OP hahaha

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry no. You'll all just have to stick to the cry wanking.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Oh I’m here for replies haha BRAVE OP hahaha "

It’s such a fine line between brave and foolish.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Sorry no. You'll all just have to stick to the cry wanking."

Spoilsport!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Had the message filters off a couple of days and can assure you it’s not the women who need to up their game, it really is pitiful, I’m surprised there’s not a max exodus of females

How yooz doin?

Fancy a fuck?

Look at my cock lol

Etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Focus on meeting lots of men.

If nothing else it will cut down on the ‘why can’t I get a meet / no luck on Fab’ posts.

Step up ladies - the men of Fab need you."
i think you've cracked it for sure now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if you’re exclusive to one man, and have been for two years? What about the failures like me? (Sobbing in shame now) x

Viv x

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"But what if you’re exclusive to one man, and have been for two years? What about the failures like me? (Sobbing in shame now) x

Viv x"

Hold back the tears there Viv. It’s never too late to change and you are exactly what we are looking for to “put it about a bit more” to help the guys out. Do it for Fab!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm a man, let's hope a lady reads this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had the message filters off a couple of days and can assure you it’s not the women who need to up their game, it really is pitiful, I’m surprised there’s not a max exodus of females

How yooz doin?

Fancy a fuck?

Look at my cock lol

Etc

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Couldn’t agree more!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what if you’re exclusive to one man, and have been for two years? What about the failures like me? (Sobbing in shame now) x

Viv x

Hold back the tears there Viv. It’s never too late to change and you are exactly what we are looking for to “put it about a bit more” to help the guys out. Do it for Fab! "

Haha, I’ll try to hold them back, and I’m sure that when you put it like that my Dom will be more than happy to share me xx

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Had the message filters off a couple of days and can assure you it’s not the women who need to up their game, it really is pitiful, I’m surprised there’s not a max exodus of females

How yooz doin?

Fancy a fuck?

Look at my cock lol

Etc

Couldn’t agree more!! Xx"

I give up. As Nike suggest “just do it “. Put aside all dislikes and criteria, embrace cock pics and crap messages. The men of Fab need you.

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well, I guess I could give up my full time job, put my kids on the street and respond positively to all the "fancy a fuck now" messages from all the sensuous massage, love-going-down-on-a-lady types whose wives can't keep up with them. Or the ones who are outwith my age ranges / location. And the ones who can't hold a conversation.

That's not to mention the ones who think fat slags should just be grateful that they would consider fucking me in the first place.

Would that help?

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By *oupleforxtrafunCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m definitely going to do this

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By *arialoueWoman
over a year ago

bradford

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By *arialoueWoman
over a year ago

bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh go on then line up guys ..ill just lay here a read a book...just dont bother talkin

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Well, I guess I could give up my full time job, put my kids on the street and respond positively to all the "fancy a fuck now" messages from all the sensuous massage, love-going-down-on-a-lady types whose wives can't keep up with them. Or the ones who are outwith my age ranges / location. And the ones who can't hold a conversation.

That's not to mention the ones who think fat slags should just be grateful that they would consider fucking me in the first place.

Would that help? "

Well, if you put it like that it doesn’t seem such a big request. The kids will be ok they adapt so well. So, you in then?

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I’m definitely going to do this

Great news. Actually I’ve just had a quick look at your photos. Can we just ignore/ forget my original post and my concern for other guys on Fab. They can all fuck off so that just leaves me.

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By *quirt1810Woman
over a year ago

Boston

So how do us girls decide appropriate numbers, if I met every time I was in the mood I’d never leave the house, so that’s a no no.

I don’t t want exclusive to just one, so I’m in a bit of a quandary

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"So how do us girls decide appropriate numbers, if I met every time I was in the mood I’d never leave the house, so that’s a no no.

I don’t t want exclusive to just one, so I’m in a bit of a quandary "

It’s simple, take your current number of monthly meets and times it by ten. Update - just looked at your photo. Forget all the other men on Fab.

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By *rctopusMan
over a year ago

Borehamwood

I'm surprised no-one has replied:

"No, up yours!"

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I'm surprised no-one has replied:

"No, up yours!""

Don’t judge the good ladies of Fab by your own standards. I salute them all for their efforts and understanding. We are lucky to have them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Focus on meeting lots of men.

If nothing else it will cut down on the ‘why can’t I get a meet / no luck on Fab’ posts.

Step up ladies - the men of Fab need you."

It won't cut down on anything as I still won't meet men I don't bloody fancy!!

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By *rctopusMan
over a year ago

Borehamwood

"Don’t judge the good ladies of Fab by your own standards. I salute them all for their efforts and understanding. We are lucky to have them. "

Consider me well and truly thrown under the bus!

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By *quirt1810Woman
over a year ago

Boston

"So how do us girls decide appropriate numbers, if I met every time I was in the mood I’d never leave the house, so that’s a no no.

I don’t t want exclusive to just one, so I’m in a bit of a quandary

It’s simple, take your current number of monthly meets and times it by ten. Update - just looked at your photo. Forget all the other men on Fab. "

Lol not helpful

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"Sorry no. You'll all just have to stick to the cry wanking."

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Still awaiting any lady who wants to rub noses lol!

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