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"I plan to live forever - or die trying."


Man in Borehamwood, Greater London, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 weeks ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 57. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Arctopus

48 years old
Straight

5'8"  173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Watersports
Looking for some fun hi-jinks. I'm erudite and curious by nature, and although I nowhere to stick an apostrophe, I'm not hyper-anal about typos and malapropisms - although too many, and I feel like I'm messaging Noddy Holder. Basically, I'm good for a laugh and know when I'm boring the culottes off of you.

I'm not the thinnest chap in the world, but neither am I a lard bucket, you can definitely see at least four of my six-pack. I've been told that my walk is ridiculous.

I'm not particularly into people flying under their partner's radar. All morals are relative, but if we're going to do this I'd rather not be jumping naked out of a window with an irate cuckhold taking shots at my bare arse with an air rifle. If I'm travelling that's less likely, so who knows? Whatever happens, Major Tom will be wearing his spacesuit when he steps through the door (stay safe, kids!)

Basically, we're all here to have fun, and we're a bunch of randy fishermen waving our gent-hooks and lady-nets* around waiting for a bite.

So, from now on, the sky and our joints are the limit...

*and, of course any other combinations of tackle.