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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A bit of shaving foam on your face

How’d that get there Ted I didn’t even shave this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did love father ted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did love father ted"

Yea me to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awww go on go on go on go go on go on go go on go on.....GO ON

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

You wouldn't be tellin me to use contraception now would ya father

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

DRINK DRINK

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"You wouldn't be tellin me to use contraception now would ya father "

There's a Pat Mustard on here and I smile every time I see his user name!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"You wouldn't be tellin me to use contraception now would ya father

There's a Pat Mustard on here and I smile every time I see his user name!"

He must be lookin to put his big tool in someones box

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Wait a second. These are FAKE hands!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You wouldn't be tellin me to use contraception now would ya father

There's a Pat Mustard on here and I smile every time I see his user name!

He must be lookin to put his big tool in someones box "

Mrs Doyals ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sheep is small, those sheep are far away.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Anyone fancy getting lost in the lingerie department?!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Dougal: "God Ted I can't wait to find out what's under tomorrows one, I bet it's a donkey or something"

Ted: "Oh right so you've changed from your initial predication, what was it again? Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed wasn't it."

Who doesn't like an advent calendar?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Sure didn't our Lord himself on the cross pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dougal: "God Ted I can't wait to find out what's under tomorrows one, I bet it's a donkey or something"

Ted: "Oh right so you've changed from your initial predication, what was it again? Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed wasn't it."

Who doesn't like an advent calendar?

"

Brilliant,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She was in the buff

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

My lovely lovely lovely hoooooorrssseeee

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"What would you say to a nice cup of tea?"

"FECK OFF, CUP!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""What would you say to a nice cup of tea?"

"FECK OFF, CUP!""

Hahahaha

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I hear you're a racist now Father"

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"didn't you tell me Father Jack once had a trial for Liverpool?"

"Ah no Dougal. He was ON trial IN Liverpool"

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By *rctopusMan
over a year ago

Borehamwood

"More water..."

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Remember the incident at Black Rock Dougal?

Ahhh come on Ted, they were only nuns!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh he's worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

That would be an ecumenical matter

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That would be an ecumenical matter"

Is it wrong that a) I've used this at work, and b) used it in its proper sense i.e. during a conversation with a vicar (ret)?!

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Copy and paste job but this always has me crying wae laughter

Mrs. Doyle : It's a bit much for me, Father. "Feck this" and "Feck that"

Father Ted Crilly : Yes, Mrs Doyle.

Mrs. Doyle : "You big bastard." Oh, Dreadful Language. "You big hairy arse." "You big Fecker." Fierce Stuff! And of course the F-word father, the bad F-word. Worse then Feck. You know the one I mean.

Father Ted Crilly : Yes, I do, Mrs Doyle

Mrs. Doyle : "F you" "F your effing wife" I don't know why they have to use language like that. "I'll stick this effing pitch up your hole" That was another one.

Father Ted Crilly : I see what you mean, Mrs Doyle

Mrs. Doyle : "Bastard this" and "Bastard that". You can't move for the Bastards in her novels. It's wall-to-wall bastards.

Father Ted Crilly : Is it Mrs Doyle?

Mrs. Doyle : "You Bastard" "You Fecker" "You bollocks! Get your ballocks out of my face."

Father Ted Crilly : Yes, you just go and prepare for the nuns.

Mrs. Doyle : "Ride me sideways" was another one.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"That would be an ecumenical matter

Is it wrong that a) I've used this at work, and b) used it in its proper sense i.e. during a conversation with a vicar (ret)?! "

I'm so impressed! I've used it at work but never in an appropriate context.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That would be an ecumenical matter

Is it wrong that a) I've used this at work, and b) used it in its proper sense i.e. during a conversation with a vicar (ret)?!

I'm so impressed! I've used it at work but never in an appropriate context. "

Helps if you know a priest or two

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"That would be an ecumenical matter

Is it wrong that a) I've used this at work, and b) used it in its proper sense i.e. during a conversation with a vicar (ret)?!

I'm so impressed! I've used it at work but never in an appropriate context.

Helps if you know a priest or two "

I once spent new year at a line dancing evening with a load of nuns, if that counts. They closed the bar at 11. I was having some very unchristian thoughts about it all.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That would be an ecumenical matter

Is it wrong that a) I've used this at work, and b) used it in its proper sense i.e. during a conversation with a vicar (ret)?!

I'm so impressed! I've used it at work but never in an appropriate context.

Helps if you know a priest or two

I once spent new year at a line dancing evening with a load of nuns, if that counts. They closed the bar at 11. I was having some very unchristian thoughts about it all."

That sounds like a great laugh! I have a weird and eclectic mix of friends, some of whom have genuine ecumenical matters to attend to

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"You wouldn't be tellin me to use contraception now would ya father

There's a Pat Mustard on here and I smile every time I see his user name!"

Me too.

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