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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

So after a great session with my dom at the weekend I had some pain in my leg. By Monday it was pretty unbearable so ended up at the Dr's who told me to go to A an E. Turned out I trapped a nerve in my back. Elevate my leg and take strong pain killers. Has anyone else been injured during sex or am I the only clumsy sub lol

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I had teeth marks in my bits for weeks after a clumsy blow job.

And I once snapped a banjo string. I’ve never seen so much blood.

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By *rctopusMan
over a year ago

Borehamwood

If you've never sustained an injury, you're doing something wrong.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Plenty of carpet burns but nothing major yet thankfully.

I did get poked in the eye with a nipple however on a comical note

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

S - banjo string snap in a teenage car sex session. Lesson learned - don't screw a gal in a Corsa. Marry her instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex can cause so many terrible injuries. Wanker's wrist. BJ lockjaw. Third degree carpet burns.

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By *hamCouple30Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

AIDS

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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Snapped banjo string just sounds awful

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Dislocated my hip

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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

"Dislocated my hip

Owch, how did you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine snapped his banjo string during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke a toe one time and another time had a bruised vulva for a couple of weeks, after getting a bit carried away taking a pounding!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Dislocated my hip

Owch, how did you do that?"

I'm generally quite flexible however for one particular crazy position clearly I was flexible enough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I used to tear my foreskin.

Thankfully not any more.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I had my back ripped open by fingernails looked like I’d been in cat and nine tailed lol

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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

I'm starting to feel a bit better about my leg lol

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Ruptured a thigh muscle. That took physio to sort out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm starting to feel a bit better about my leg lol"

If you lost the leg, that would have been sex gone v wrong. I hear that can happen if you introduce sharks into bedroom fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For anybody who needed treatment, did you tell a doctor how you got the injury? Possibly with a helpful mime. lol

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

i onec had spunk in my eyes it bloody hurt

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"For anybody who needed treatment, did you tell a doctor how you got the injury? Possibly with a helpful mime. lol"

Yes. I was mortified as was young male doc. Think doogie howser

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Was going at it on a chair when I was at uni, which then collapsed and I head butted the edge of my desk.

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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

"For anybody who needed treatment, did you tell a doctor how you got the injury? Possibly with a helpful mime. lol"

I told my gp that I tripped over my dog. I told the hospital that I was being intimate but didn't go into full details as I didn't want to be sectioned :D

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Snapped banjo string just sounds awful "

A LOT of blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this banjo string snapping that everyone is on about? I've literally never heard of it.

You should try ukuleles instead, less dangerous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For anybody who needed treatment, did you tell a doctor how you got the injury? Possibly with a helpful mime. lol

Yes. I was mortified as was young male doc. Think doogie howser

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snapped banjo string just sounds awful "

It looks worst than it is as it bleeds a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For anybody who needed treatment, did you tell a doctor how you got the injury? Possibly with a helpful mime. lol

I told my gp that I tripped over my dog. I told the hospital that I was being intimate but didn't go into full details as I didn't want to be sectioned :D"

"Tripping over the dog" does sounds like a wonderful euphemism lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my back click during a ride.

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By *r genuine oneMan
over a year ago

walsall

Cracked 3 ribs while having sex in Greece....lady went to get on top and put both hands on my ribs while doing so....OUCH....was only our second night of a 2 week holiday....spent tbe rest on strong painkillers and without sex

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What is this banjo string snapping that everyone is on about? I've literally never heard of it.

You should try ukuleles instead, less dangerous..."

The frenulum on the underside of the head of the penis. Hurts like hell, bleeds like crazy and puts you out of action for a few weeks. 0/10 do not recommend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut my shin once just, having sex with a woman in her kitchen. I had her bent over her worktop in the doggy position and lost my footing on the kitchen tiles and bit the dirt lol bounced up like it didnt hurt and carried on but when I got home my shin was aching

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By *hamCouple30Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I farted while cumming and the shit came out on her tits.

She got a stomach upset and had 3 weeks off work

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I injured the rotator cuff in my shoulder - couldn't lift my arm more than 18" from my waist while it healed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I injured the rotator cuff in my shoulder - couldn't lift my arm more than 18" from my waist while it healed

How did you manage that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An episiotomy scar that took 9 months to "heal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is this banjo string snapping that everyone is on about? I've literally never heard of it.

You should try ukuleles instead, less dangerous...

The frenulum on the underside of the head of the penis. Hurts like hell, bleeds like crazy and puts you out of action for a few weeks. 0/10 do not recommend! "

Oh noooooooooo

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By *hirling_DervishMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Fell off the bed during doggy as my leg had got caught up in the duvet. Hit head on her weights that were at the side on the floor. Fractured skull. Blood EVERYWHERE. Surgery followed by weeks in hospital.

We lasted 10 years together though and have 2 children so worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snapped my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once snapped a banjo string. I’ve never seen so much blood. "

Done that too

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Various head injuries occasionally with mild concussion where I've head-butted my partner or the headboard during orgasm.

A variety of bruises and strained muscles, and once dislocated my shoulder (but thankfully the guy I was with was a doctor and managed to manipulate it back into place).

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"I injured the rotator cuff in my shoulder - couldn't lift my arm more than 18" from my waist while it healed

How did you manage that one? "

Errm, I'm not sure I want to share fully on here. Let's just say, a bondage moment, where the pleasure was overriding other things going on.

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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

"Fell off the bed during doggy as my leg had got caught up in the duvet. Hit head on her weights that were at the side on the floor. Fractured skull. Blood EVERYWHERE. Surgery followed by weeks in hospital.

We lasted 10 years together though and have 2 children so worth it!

Nothing like a sexual accident to bring you closer together lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hamstring injury I still can't shake after 5 months

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I injured the rotator cuff in my shoulder - couldn't lift my arm more than 18" from my waist while it healed

How did you manage that one?

Errm, I'm not sure I want to share fully on here. Let's just say, a bondage moment, where the pleasure was overriding other things going on."

It's kinda strange how the adrenalin stops you from realising the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I injured the rotator cuff in my shoulder - couldn't lift my arm more than 18" from my waist while it healed

How did you manage that one?

Errm, I'm not sure I want to share fully on here. Let's just say, a bondage moment, where the pleasure was overriding other things going on."

lol ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a particularly vigorous sesh with my man, he ripped my coil out!

We now refer to it as bloodbath2019.

honestly was disgusting, and so painful... had to have followup hospital treatment for weeks!

Prin

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I once accidentally put my elbow in a cake.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"After a particularly vigorous sesh with my man, he ripped my coil out!

We now refer to it as bloodbath2019.

honestly was disgusting, and so painful... had to have followup hospital treatment for weeks!

Prin

That just brings tears to my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got headbutted during sex in bak of a car.

Seeing stars haha x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Got headbutted during sex in bak of a car.

Seeing stars haha x"

Yeah car sex can be dangerous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly went blind once from getting cum in my eye.. that stuff stings

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Nearly went blind once from getting cum in my eye.. that stuff stings

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex had her name (Asha) on necklace and one night I was getting a very good BJ, she flicked her hair back and the sharp "A" tore through my banjo.....blood everywhere and sex was off the cards for a while after that!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nearly went blind once from getting cum in my eye.. that stuff stings

Agree

Safety glasses are a must.

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

The moment you get cramp on the back of your leg you're close

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Nearly went blind once from getting cum in my eye.. that stuff stings

Agree

Safety glasses are a must.

Spunktacles for the ladies ( and some men)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does cramp count?

Snapped banjo and as above, sooo much blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly went blind once from getting cum in my eye.. that stuff stings

Agree

Safety glasses are a must.

Spunktacles for the ladies ( and some men) "

Or a better aim.

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Once somehow got my foot twisted up in the bedding when was shagging my ex from behind. Didnt think much of it till I had to climb a ladder the next day. Turned out I had sprained my ankle. Had to play a gig that week on crutches.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Had a real GOT “shame” moment at the pool a couple of weeks ago... completely forgot about the state of my back while at the swimming pool, lots of mutters, staring, pointing & a cheeky wink from one of the other mums.

Where was the hole in the ground when I needed it most!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I twisted my ankle when I had my legs on my ex BF's back. Felt a bit of a crack then when I tried to stand up, pain was so bad I fainted.. it happened again at night when going to toilet. Went to GP next day and got crutches, asked to rest. I didn't tell him when exactly it happened though

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I know a couple of guys who have matching cock scars from the same woman giving blow jobs.

. It certainly wasn't me, as I've never given any.

I've had occasional bruises and scrapes when things get a little uncontrolled. Acceptable costs of the pleasure.

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By *heshire DilfMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

My mate snapped his banjo string, cos the doorbell went and it was a parcel he'd been waiting for and he didn't want to let it go. Sorted himself too hurriedly to make himself decent and broke his tallywacker in the process.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Just a few bumps and bruises

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Banjo string for me, not pleasant

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Once somehow got my foot twisted up in the bedding when was shagging my ex from behind. Didnt think much of it till I had to climb a ladder the next day. Turned out I had sprained my ankle. Had to play a gig that week on crutches. "

If Dave Grohl can do it, so can you. The gig bit, that is

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

If Dave Grohl can do it, so can you. The gig bit, that is

I managed. Was playing drums too.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Banjo string for me, not pleasant"

Ouch

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I pulled my back during a particularly vigorous weekend last year. And I once got a carpet burn on my forehead

Other than that, nothing worse than bruises

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

If Dave Grohl can do it, so can you. The gig bit, that is

I managed. Was playing drums too.

What a hero

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Torn my vagina a couple of times

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By *safunmancMan
over a year ago

manchester

I had friction burns on my cock after a vigorous handjob

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Banjo string for me, not pleasant

Ouch

I did that face also then got my sexy phone voice ready for ringing the doctor

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Banjo string for me, not pleasant

Ouch

I did that face also then got my sexy phone voice ready for ringing the doctor

Interesting conversation

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Torn my vagina a couple of times

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Torn my vagina a couple of times

Yeah it wasn't fun.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Torn my vagina a couple of times

Yeah it wasn't fun."

I can’t even imagine

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Torn my vagina a couple of times

Yeah it wasn't fun."

Offers gentle kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you lot would make porn .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tore my hamstring whilst with my ex, it literally went as I was cumming haha

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ve had badly bruised boobs from where they’ve been handled like rugby balls, but nothing serious (thankfully!)

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I wish you lot would make porn .

For the bloopers?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Banjo string for me, not pleasant

Ouch

I did that face also then got my sexy phone voice ready for ringing the doctor

Interesting conversation

I did wonder how to phrase it without sounding weird, but luckily it didn't come to that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I wish you lot would make porn .

For the bloopers?

Nah, for the tea and biscuits after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish you lot would make porn .

For the bloopers?

Yes! And next up The A&E follow up documentary . Haha

I'd tune in every week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped my banjo string years ago, it’s horrifying watching blood pour out of your knob

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By *eeBDMan
over a year ago

Wigston

Ripped a nipple bar out during doggy only a month after having it done. Not pulled sideways through the channel but straight out the front of my nipple. Took stitches to fix that one and it's never been the same since

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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

"Ripped a nipple bar out during doggy only a month after having it done. Not pulled sideways through the channel but straight out the front of my nipple. Took stitches to fix that one and it's never been the same since

Ohhhh owch,just owch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got cramp in my leg while going down on a lady on my sofa. Kicked the coffee table clear across the room and broke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost a watch in a vagina during a fisting gangbang....

The battery leaked inside it... The woman ended up at the nearest hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet burn on my chin and a black eye where hubby hit me so hard with cum lol it was purple the next day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't happen to me, but I provided the napkins afterwards.

After a mess dining in night, which had involved the usual copious amounts of drink, a friend of mine and a WRAF officer went up to the deserted billiards room to end the night with a little loving.

Shortly afterwards, she was back,asking me to go up to the billiards room with her.

Walking in, he was bent over in agony. Whilst trying to enter her, he had missed and drove his penis right along the table baize, tearing his frenulum.

Hence the napkins!

He ended up being circumcised and grounded for a while.

Per Ardua Ad Astra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripped me nipple bar out .Not strictly having sex but running from me bathroom to the bedroom ( ex was sort of waiting , legs akimbo )

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

South Dublin

Got accidentally knee’d in the balls during sex before. Now I look back and feel all horny about it. Sexy pain

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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Who knew sex was such a dangerous game lol

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

It's hilarious reading some of these

I'd completely forgotten about this til reading this thread - Many moons ago, my (new) guy had the banjo string go. He started hyperventilating at the sight of all the blood and pass-ed out on my floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damaged my calf muscle, got cramp while having sex, decided to try to ride it out, I failed, the pain became unbearable and the damage was already done.

Also got headbutted hard enough to send me tumbling backwards off the bed and hurt my neck.

An ex tied me up and without discussion decided to whip my armpits with velcro, I ended up with grazes on my armpits which was pretty uncomfortable and didn't turn me on in the slightest

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Wankers cramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tore my hamstring during sex the other night

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By *altonsteveMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

Hmm - on holiday - met up in a club .... she took me back to hers for a beer afterwards .... we were very tipsy - cracked 2 ribs in the shower - ....then we fell out of bed and I tore all round my shoulder ..... the beers worked well - no pain until the next afternoon !!!!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Only a bruised ego!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Almost broke my fucking ankle in my silly heels last week x

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By *carlett AllureWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Snapped string when I was a teen, honestly didn’t know what had happened apart from his knob bleeding everywhere!

As for my own injuries- my joints dislocate quite often (mainly jaw, shoulders, hips or a popped knee cap depending on position) and can be a pretty abrupt end to a good session!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trapped a nerve in my back, with a gf when was young. Literally fell to the floor laying there rock hard, while she tried to help me at least put on some pants, and then she had to get her mum to help me move after about an hour on the floor. So not just my back but ego.’ Bruised, and her mum wasn’t impressed that I was still standing to attention!

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