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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There was a profile that kept posting that she'd left her door unlocked and for blokes to just go round and let themselves in.

Without shagging her what would you go do?

Funniest answer wins

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Go round, lock the door and then watch a bunch of frustrated guys get stuck at the dior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose profile is it?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Raid the fridge. I’m hungry.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Rearrange her kitchen cupboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably go swap her sugar and salt then rearrange furniture and everything in the presses

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Whose profile is it?"

Why are you fancying it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"There was a profile that kept posting that she'd left her door unlocked and for blokes to just go round and let themselves in.

Without shagging her what would you go do?

Funniest answer wins "

I'd walk in quietly, catch him wanking and take a photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably steal her dog

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Feed the fish, make a brew and raid the biscuit tin .... oh and have a sneaky perv through her knicker draw and search for her naughty toys use the anal vibrating intruder, but clean it after of course

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Go in and very very quietly rearrange the living room, then leave and imagine the face of bemusement when she finds it looking so different

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Sneak in, set a load of "Home Alone" style traps all over the house and a hidden cam, then sneak back out and ring the doorbell

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’d get her to lay really still and dress as a vicar and When they started humping her I’d come in and say ‘I’m here for the last rites.... why are you shagging the corpse’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Itching powder in the knicker draw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find the wine, run a bubble bath and chill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap the batteries around in her remote controls

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Eat all her biscuits leaving crumbs everywhere

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Lock the door.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I'd probably steal her dog "

You take care of the dog LBC, and I'll look after her pussy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn her house into a hostel for the homeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd probably steal her dog

You take care of the dog LBC, and I'll look after her pussy..."

I thought you might say that!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

[Removed by poster at 08/02/20 14:57:16]

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Stick the kettle on and make a cuppa. Then pinch all the biscuits - result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee in her kettle

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Check out her stamp Collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steal the mains lead for the tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd probably steal her dog "

This made me laugh, nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Steal the mains lead for the tv "

I would just cut off all the plugs in the house

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Swap the house number with the neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Steal the mains lead for the tv

I would just cut off all the plugs in the house"
That’s just evil!! even the plug in dildo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick her toothbrush up my bum and take pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress as pennywise and hide in her wardrobe until all the action had finished and she was fast asleep in bed....then wake her up and educate her about the dangers of allowing strangers into your house

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Take the fuses out of the plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a we in the dryer

Rub her tooth brush up my arse

Give her high 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Steal the mains lead for the tv

I would just cut off all the plugs in the house That’s just evil!! even the plug in dildo?? "

Oh yes.years ago when I was baby sitting for a friend the kids was being kids . They kept turning the TV over. So I got up and cut the plug of.

They told their dad. He just told them he was thinking of doing it in their bedroom next time they was bad ops just thinking about that it was over 30 years ago.

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By *rctopusMan
over a year ago

Borehamwood

Replace the sliced loaf with one consisting only of ends, arrange all the eggs on the toaster slot, draw a realistic mousehole on the kitchen skirting board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d make myself a bowl of cereal but not eat any of it.

Probably tell her I didn’t like her curtains and high fiver her on the way out.

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