FabSwingers.com forum: The fab mansion in the middle of the country

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m adding a helipad and helicopter.

What are you adding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A swimming pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tub and champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to add a bar ??

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

A maze.

Who knows what you might happen upon around each corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dungeons ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fully equipped, state of the art kitchen plus cook

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A dance floor with a pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dance floor with a pole

Would love to see you on the pole.... that pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bed

Four poster? With attachments for restraints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fully equipped, state of the art kitchen plus cook

I can to naked cheffing

Fuzz

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

a membership scheme, £100 per month for unlimited access to all the amazing facilities you lot have added...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fully equipped, state of the art kitchen plus cook

I can to naked cheffing

Fuzz"

You’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dungeons ??"

This should not be a question but a necessity

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fully equipped, state of the art kitchen plus cook

I can to naked cheffing

Fuzz"

Was thinking of you when I wrote this. With your crop for anyone who tries to steal cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to act a dungeon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fully equipped, state of the art kitchen plus cook

I can to naked cheffing

Fuzz

You’re in

*Packs cooking equipment in with ropes*

Fuzz

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A well stocked fridge of food and drink.

And a bowl of condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mirrored ceilings in each bed and bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fully equipped, state of the art kitchen plus cook

I can to naked cheffing

Fuzz

Was thinking of you when I wrote this. With your crop for anyone who tries to steal cake

It's my "whisk" they need to worry about

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fully equipped, state of the art kitchen plus cook

I can to naked cheffing

Fuzz

Was thinking of you when I wrote this. With your crop for anyone who tries to steal cake

It's my "whisk" they need to worry about

Fuzz"

Oh, yes they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fully equipped, state of the art kitchen plus cook

I can to naked cheffing

Fuzz

Was thinking of you when I wrote this. With your crop for anyone who tries to steal cake

It's my "whisk" they need to worry about

Fuzz

Oh, yes they do

Fuzz

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

"Oh, yes they do"

Oh, no they don't!

It's that time of the year, right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glory holes and lots of willing participants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of walk in wardrobes full of beautiful lingerie and costumes

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A treehouse in a stand of large oaks, big enough to sleep 6 with a view of the stars.

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bouncy castle.

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By *orsche40Couple
over a year ago

northwich

An unlimited supply of bisexual girls please x

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’m adding a helipad and helicopter.

What are you adding? "

I would have went for a harbour, but as it is situated in the middle of the country, surely you need to carve the way and add a marina?

Though I’d be happy with just a TV to catch up on a bit of Emmerdale and the footy. And obviously a bit of club standard retro Frankie to get everyone in the mood and set the scene.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

A poundland gift shop.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I actually live in a mansion, but it's in a wood, next to a riverbank.

Form a queue

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

Naked buff butlers

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Erotica so people can read to each other a la Hysterical Literature.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A cocktail bar

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A cocktail bar"

A well stocked cocktail bar...with peanut butter liquor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream bar

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

A tree swing. Not a sex swing, a normal swing. So when everyone starts getting on your nerves you can go sit on the swing and be carefree for a bit.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

A woodland glade with a folly in the middle of it in the form of a tower where I would be living. Occasionally throwing the odd party clothing optional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads of walk in wardrobes full of beautiful lingerie and costumes

Ooo this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A treehouse in a stand of large oaks, big enough to sleep 6 with a view of the stars.

Please"

Oh this

With blankets and candles, chocolates and gin

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stables with lots of horses to go galloping about on. Tumbling off into haystacks trying to remove each others breeches and boots....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stables with lots of horses to go galloping about on. Tumbling off into haystacks trying to remove each others breeches and boots....

With you on that Autumn!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stables with lots of horses to go galloping about on. Tumbling off into haystacks trying to remove each others breeches and boots....

With you on that Autumn!

Peach x"

Can I borrow your riding crop? Pretty please

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stables with lots of horses to go galloping about on. Tumbling off into haystacks trying to remove each others breeches and boots....

With you on that Autumn!

Peach x

Can I borrow your riding crop? Pretty please

Fuzz"

Race you both to the top of the hill. My crop has a long plaited lash and a horn handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stock of various oils for various reasons.

A cross in the dungeon for being restrained to and the relevant equipment to go with it.

Those special mirrors where people can see you but you can't see them.

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

We’re going to need a bigger bo.... no washing machine...a bigger washing machine ( but not a whirlpool one)

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"A stables with lots of horses to go galloping about on. Tumbling off into haystacks trying to remove each others breeches and boots....

With you on that Autumn!

Peach x

Can I borrow your riding crop? Pretty please

Fuzz

Race you both to the top of the hill. My crop has a long plaited lash and a horn handle

Ooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two turntables, decent set of separates, microphone and a few thousand pieces of vinyl...

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Ariel silks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh they shag in a house, a very big house in the country

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

And if the mansion was almost empty and the only thing needed to add was people for a very private special party ?

Would you be keep thinking in what to add into the mansion or would you join to the party ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Then we could do a post to decide which fabbers we wanted there, and send the helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then we could do a post to decide which fabbers we wanted there, and send the helicopter

Would this be a good time to mention I can handle a chopper?..

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A train from Norwich.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

An enormously deep bath and a shower big enough for an orgy

Lex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has no one mentioned a jacuzzi and steam room?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Has no one mentioned a jacuzzi and steam room? "

We were waiting on the op for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I came thru

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Then we could do a post to decide which fabbers we wanted there, and send the helicopter

Why not just driving , probably the mansion would have plenty of car parking and defenitly wouldn't be good idea call neighbour's atention with the helicopter

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

A teleporter for easy access from anywhere in the country

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Golf buggies to get to the cocktail bar from the pool

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A library.

Because I'm definitely wanting to live there, but I'm not living anywhere without books.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Then we could do a post to decide which fabbers we wanted there, and send the helicopter

Why not just driving , probably the mansion would have plenty of car parking and defenitly wouldn't be good idea call neighbour's atention with the helicopter "

Because everyone is so far apaaarrtt!

And that’s why I thought of this, because there are so many lovely people I’d like to meet

and they are so far away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Energy saving light bulbs

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

All the people who send me messages asking if they can be my slaves providing meals, sex energy snacks, serving drinks and housekeeping..bless em

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Then we could do a post to decide which fabbers we wanted there, and send the helicopter

Why not just driving , probably the mansion would have plenty of car parking and defenitly wouldn't be good idea call neighbour's atention with the helicopter

Because everyone is so far apaaarrtt!

And that’s why I thought of this, because there are so many lovely people I’d like to meet

and they are so far away!"

Ditto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the people who send me messages asking if they can be my slaves providing meals, sex energy snacks, serving drinks and housekeeping..bless em "

Miss Freya and her staff

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Then we could do a post to decide which fabbers we wanted there, and send the helicopter

Why not just driving , probably the mansion would have plenty of car parking and defenitly wouldn't be good idea call neighbour's atention with the helicopter

Because everyone is so far apaaarrtt!

And that’s why I thought of this, because there are so many lovely people I’d like to meet

and they are so far away!"

And if in that mansion at that special party no one really know anyone but all have been careful choosed because all are lovely people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sound lights and music!

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

-Female glory holes

-Grope boxes

-Latex wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dedicated Krispy Kreme area!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dungeons ??"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. Because I AM the party

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Porn cinema !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A housekeeper or 2

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"A library.

Because I'm definitely wanting to live there, but I'm not living anywhere without books."

Libraries can be very sexy places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few hundred miles distance it is fab of course

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Libraries can be very sexy places

Careful! You'll crease the pages in my dictionary

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Heat!

I know we be generating our own heat but a warm mansion but a happy mansion

Few open fires with extra thick soft rugs in front of them

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

"Heat!

I know we be generating our own heat but a warm mansion but a happy mansion

Few open fires with extra thick soft rugs in front of them

Air conditioning!

Can’t play in the heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lava bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mints on pillows

Naughty Maids

Constantly cleaned bedding

Jacuzzi Moat!

Secret passages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a gym. So people sho doesnt get the sexercise can still exercise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor's office/medical roleplay room

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Heat!

I know we be generating our own heat but a warm mansion but a happy mansion

Few open fires with extra thick soft rugs in front of them

Air conditioning!

Can’t play in the heat

"
can let some windows open in case is to hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stables with lots of horses to go galloping about on. Tumbling off into haystacks trying to remove each others breeches and boots....

With you on that Autumn!

Peach x

Can I borrow your riding crop? Pretty please

Fuzz

Race you both to the top of the hill. My crop has a long plaited lash and a horn handle

I'm not going to fall for your "you can handle my horn, anytime" ploy Autumn

I'd rather leave you champing at the bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quiet cave near a beach where I can watch the stars float by, hide from all the noise, and share that peace of waves lapping, the soft voice of another sharing whispered dreams, and watch the sun rise over the beginnings of a new day....

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach

A giant hammock that sleeps about 20, well maybe not sleep

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