FabSwingers.com forum: Let the Battle commence.

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

The King of the Doris's is back.

The High Priestess of the Pussy Posse is back.

Long may they both reign.

Let the battle of the sexes commence forthwith............

Ya busted boys........ you will NEVER win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh you have had it easy while my back was turned... Have no fear.. I saw and read all..

Now your toast mwahh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lord help us all !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hip hip Hooray Hip Hip Hooray

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hello stranger xxxx

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Hip hip Hooray Hip Hip Hooray

You say it girl.

The wussy men are already hiding under their wives skirts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The King of the Doris's is back.

The High Priestess of the Pussy Posse is back.

Long may they both reign.

Let the battle of the sexes commence forthwith............

Ya busted boys........ you will NEVER win!"

God you are funny sometimes maddie xx

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"The King of the Doris's is back.

The High Priestess of the Pussy Posse is back.

Long may they both reign.

Let the battle of the sexes commence forthwith............

Ya busted boys........ you will NEVER win!

God you are funny sometimes maddie xx

I don't need to wear socks and pants from Shatalan to be hilarious!

It's all my own work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello stranger xxxx

hello........ Miss me???

Missed you lot xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The posse are has beens now lol the dorises rule the forums xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The King of the Doris's is back.

The High Priestess of the Pussy Posse is back.

Long may they both reign.

Let the battle of the sexes commence forthwith............

Ya busted boys........ you will NEVER win!

God you are funny sometimes maddie xx

Craig... Are we never to rid ourselves of the scurge of these women matey???

Mind... would we want to????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The posse are has beens now lol the dorises rule the forums xx

Well said that man.... I'll poke em in the eyes, you kick their shins mate

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The posse are has beens now lol the dorises rule the forums xx

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excuse me ????? derranged man let loose in not so funky sox on fabswingers forums, found whipped into a frenzy last nite, wen interviewed all he kept saying was i bow to my high priestess!!!! HEADLINES TOMORROW!!!!!!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

glad i`m on that island

any one else joining me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The posse are has beens now lol the dorises rule the forums xx

excuse me ????? derranged man let loose in not so funky sox on fabswingers forums, found whipped into a frenzy last nite, wen interviewed all he kept saying was i bow to my high priestess!!!! HEADLINES TOMORROW!!!!!!

Yeah whatever xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The posse are has beens now lol the dorises rule the forums xx

Well said that man.... I'll poke em in the eyes, you kick their shins mate

Ankle biter ready lol xxx

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over a year ago

"Hello stranger xxxx

hello........ Miss me???

Missed you lot xxx

Miss You?I hav'nt had a chance to you donut

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The posse are has beens now lol the dorises rule the forums xx

Yeah whatever xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello stranger xxxx

hello........ Miss me???

Missed you lot xxx

Miss You?I hav'nt had a chance to you donut

xx"

And I bet you can't eat a dougnut without licking yer lips eh...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Hello stranger xxxx

hello........ Miss me???

Missed you lot xxx

Miss You?I hav'nt had a chance to you donut

And I bet you can't eat a dougnut without licking yer lips eh...

No thats whats fun about donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The King of the Doris's is back.

The High Priestess of the Pussy Posse is back.

Long may they both reign.

Let the battle of the sexes commence forthwith............

Ya busted boys........ you will NEVER win!

God you are funny sometimes maddie xx

Craig... Are we never to rid ourselves of the scurge of these women matey???

Mind... would we want to????

Na they all fantastic really xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet all the fellas have been looking really smart lately... All that washing and ironing sorted..

The girls have been Ohhhh so quiet eh

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I bet all the fellas have been looking really smart lately... All that washing and ironing sorted..

The girls have been Ohhhh so quiet eh

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you can get whiplash from a towel you know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I been ever so quiet

welcome back hunnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet all the fellas have been looking really smart lately... All that washing and ironing sorted..

The girls have been Ohhhh so quiet eh

you can get whiplash from a towel you know!!!

Could have sworn I read rash in that.... Good job i didn't lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I been ever so quiet

welcome back hunnies

fanku xxxx

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"The King of the Doris's is back.

The High Priestess of the Pussy Posse is back.

Long may they both reign.

Let the battle of the sexes commence forthwith............

Ya busted boys........ you will NEVER win!"

LOL

Kings and Queens huh?

I kneel to none.

KingCole

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"The King of the Doris's is back.

The High Priestess of the Pussy Posse is back.

Long may they both reign.

Let the battle of the sexes commence forthwith............

Ya busted boys........ you will NEVER win!

LOL

Kings and Queens huh?

I kneel to none.

KingCole

thats not what you told me at the beach party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kings and Queens huh?

I kneel to none.

KingCole

thats not what you told me at the beach party!

And trust me... I'm not asking you to kneel anywhere lol....

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"The King of the Doris's is back.

The High Priestess of the Pussy Posse is back.

Long may they both reign.

Let the battle of the sexes commence forthwith............

Ya busted boys........ you will NEVER win!

LOL

Kings and Queens huh?

I kneel to none.

KingCole

thats not what you told me at the beach party!

You looked so nervous I did not want to scare you!

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Kings and Queens huh?

I kneel to none.

KingCole

thats not what you told me at the beach party!

And trust me... I'm not asking you to kneel anywhere lol....

I promised not to bite your willy next time!

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"The King of the Doris's is back.

The High Priestess of the Pussy Posse is back.

Long may they both reign.

Let the battle of the sexes commence forthwith............

Ya busted boys........ you will NEVER win!

LOL

Kings and Queens huh?

I kneel to none.

KingCole

thats not what you told me at the beach party!

You looked so nervous I did not want to scare you!

I'm a scared ickle puddy tat really!

ppppppffffffttttttt

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I like kneeling

but only if something good comes out of it

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I like kneeling

but only if something good comes out of it

Cue the umbrella!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I like kneeling

but only if something good comes out of it

Even better if something good goes INTO it

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Hip hip Hooray Hip Hip Hooray

You say it girl.

The wussy men are already hiding under their wives skirts!

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i don't have a wifie thingie so where do i hide ???? i've never run from a fair fight ever !!!!!

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Hip hip Hooray Hip Hip Hooray

You say it girl.

The wussy men are already hiding under their wives skirts!

i don't have a wifie thingie so where do i hide ???? i've never run from a fair fight ever !!!!!

I'm sure one of the wusses will try and protect you.

And who said we fight fair??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sharpens claws*

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over a year ago

*sharpens claws*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ohhh Plllllease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's no good begging notts ...... take it like a wimp there's a good doris

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"It's no good begging notts ...... take it like a wimp there's a good doris

Go Go Pussy Power............

**while I'm at work can the Posse beat the men into submission on here and I'll have the soldiers quivering in their boots**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooohoooooo jungle drums were beating last night and my phone was red hot with a rumour that the Doris Queen was back

WB Notts

missed ya.....a bit

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/09/09 10:11:44]"

lost for words hun

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"[Removed by poster at 22/09/09 10:11:44]

lost for words hun

He's a Doris........ what did ya expect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just being here is enough to tame you girls... as you well know, brave talk gets ya's nowhere..

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Just being here is enough to tame you girls... as you well know, brave talk gets ya's nowhere.."

I am soooooooo gonna towel whip you when i see you next........

I just love to hear you squeal!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Mercenary for hire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mercenary for hire

Now now... I'll manage even if alone lol..

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over a year ago

We need some new doris's,theres only 2 of em,well one and a half..........in fact probably one and a quarter if you stood one on top of the other

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Mercenary for hire

Now now... I'll manage even if alone lol..

You say that now .... lol.

I'll expect your sealed bid to arrive in my inbox by Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need some new doris's,theres only 2 of em,well one and a half..........in fact probably one and a quarter if you stood one on top of the other

Thats still a whole one more than is needed then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mercenary for hire

Now now... I'll manage even if alone lol..

You say that now .... lol.

I'll expect your sealed bid to arrive in my inbox by Friday

Posh name for it... you lube it then, I'll pop over lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for money maddie .... I'll do it for free cos I'm a bit evil like that

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Mercenary for hire

Now now... I'll manage even if alone lol..

You say that now .... lol.

I'll expect your sealed bid to arrive in my inbox by Friday

Posh name for it... you lube it then, I'll pop over lol...

… is that code for premature ejaculation? So you cum from just having lube applied

How long have you had this problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need some new doris's,theres only 2 of em,well one and a half..........in fact probably one and a quarter if you stood one on top of the other

Oi if you are on about me lady im bigger than a quarter (well just anyway lol) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need some new doris's,theres only 2 of em,well one and a half..........in fact probably one and a quarter if you stood one on top of the other

Oi if you are on about me lady im bigger than a quarter (well just anyway lol) xx

I think she kinda means we are both short arses.. but admire ya taking the flack young man lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'8 is bloody tall to me who the hell thinks thats short pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yup..is a bit wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5'8 is bloody tall to me who the hell thinks thats short pmsl xx

Compact doesn't mean less features eh mate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na you are right for instance my 6" tongue sees me through lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na you are right for instance my 6" tongue sees me through lol xx

Perfect for licking our boots

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Na you are right for instance my 6" tongue sees me through lol xx

Perfect for licking our boots

and balancing our drinks on your head while we're talking to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na you are right for instance my 6" tongue sees me through lol xx

Perfect for licking our boots

and balancing our drinks on your head while we're talking to each other

lol it wasnt his head...you seen the pic

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Na you are right for instance my 6" tongue sees me through lol xx

Perfect for licking our boots

and balancing our drinks on your head while we're talking to each other

lol it wasnt his head...you seen the pic

lol!

he was perfect height for getting the crumbs out of my cleavage too

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh ganging up on me ah

I like it lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear a little squeek then Sprite ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you hear a little squeek then Sprite ?

Oi you up there stop pickin on me or else i'll bite ya ankles xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you hear a little squeek then Sprite ?

Oi you up there stop pickin on me or else i'll bite ya ankles xx

LMAO

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