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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s ur party trick with a body part in time for the festive season

Pass me a pint glass I’ll touch the bottom of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very bendy. I can curl my toes round the head of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very bendy. I can curl my toes round the head of the bed "

Why? Do you sleep upside down? Lol

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"What’s ur party trick with a body part in time for the festive season"

We nail dismembered mummified hands to wooden posts. The index finger points toward the next marker and, onward, to our house.

We, always, tell visitors to lock their car doors, ensure that their windows are secured and don't stop to talk to the locals. So far, we have only lost one cousin and some random friends from work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can pee in my mouth with a stiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can pee in my mouth with a stiffy

What a skill to have

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I can squirt stars and hearts

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pass me a pint glass I’ll touch the bottom of it "

With which finger ?

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

I can make women disappear with just a waggle of my magic wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the helicopter if you'd like to see it!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can stick my tongue up my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold a pint with my boobs

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

I can kiss a cock under the mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s ur party trick with a body part in time for the festive season

Pass me a pint glass I’ll touch the bottom of it "
thats not difficult

I am the jedi master of cockfarts

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By *on12xxMan
over a year ago

leeds

"I can hold a pint with my boobs"

Golden wonder great u have best boobs on the please mail me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can pee in my mouth with a stiffy

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but why would u

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By *on12xxMan
over a year ago

leeds

I can suck my own cock

When single useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold a pint with my boobs

Golden wonder great u have best boobs on the please mail me "
i think there may be words missing unless im reading it wrong

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I can hold a pint with my boobs

Golden wonder great u have best boobs on the please mail me i think there may be words missing unless im reading it wrong"

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