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why did god invent beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it

So even the ugly birds have fun

Or to keep you up all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been drinking it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God invented beer to keep the masses ignorant to his non existence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it

So even the ugly birds have fun

Or to keep you up all night

"

hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God invented beer to keep the masses ignorant to his non existence "

They drink wine during Masses...;-);-)

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Is it

So even the ugly birds have fun

Or to keep you up all night

"

To shut men up long enough for the women to actually get on with the real work of ruling the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God invented beer to keep the masses ignorant to his non existence

They drink wine during Masses...;-);-)

"

Touche

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By *ovable roguesCouple
over a year ago

GATESHEAD


"Is it

So even the ugly birds have fun

Or to keep you up all night

"

My man says he has never went to bed with an ugly woman..but has woken up with a few haha...wonders if this is down to beer haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why did god invent beer?

to enable men to dance of course.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"God invented beer to keep the masses ignorant to his non existence "

If he doesn't exist - how did he invent the beer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God invented beer to keep the masses ignorant to his non existence

If he doesn't exist - how did he invent the beer ?"

who says he doesnt exist

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The person I quoted. Doh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't God who invented it anyway it was Woman!

"up until about 200 years ago women were responsible for beer. Because beer was considered a food, it was women's work — and their skill in crafting ale was considered so special that in Mesopotamia and Sumeria, only women were allowed to brew the stuff or run taverns. Same goes in Norse society and ancient Finland (where women were considered to be a formal ingredient in its creation). In England "ale-wives" brewed beer at home and brought in significant income for their families; Queen Elizabeth I enjoyed a daily liquid breakfast and consumed ale at other points during the day.

It wasn't until the onset of the Industrial Revolution, when new ways of brewing removed women from the process, that beer became more of a "guy" thing. But every time he asks you to grab him a beer, remember that ancient societies considered beer to be a gift from a goddess."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if women brewed the stuff they can hardly complain when we drink it, can they. Rod & back springs to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it

So even the ugly birds have fun

Or to keep you up all night

To shut men up long enough for the women to actually get on with the real work of ruling the world "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Seth Effrika they would drink it on Mild evenings, on the stoep of their Laager, and try not to be Bitter about being Stout...

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

They reckon that beer contains female hormones, They might be right, because after 16 pints I talk like a c--- and can't fucking drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God invented beer to keep the masses ignorant to his non existence

If he doesn't exist - how did he invent the beer ?"

That's the point... 'he' didn't invent beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God invented beer to keep the masses ignorant to his non existence

If he doesn't exist - how did he invent the beer ?

That's the point... 'he' didn't invent beer"

i do like people that don't believe in god i know a few but they still blame god when things go wrong they also say for god sake and fucking hell i do wish they would make up there minds. either they do believe and should carry on say these things or they do believe and there for when saying these things just seem plain insane

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well i thought it was so us fat birds got a shag and when we make complete twats of ourselves we can blame it on the beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought it was to excercise my dick , cos after a cpl im bloody peeing all night!!!

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