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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So i gone and got myself the job of husband sitting. What the fuck do you do with a husband its that long since i had one.

All ideas welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Just give him a sofa the remote and a bottle of beer

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Just give him a sofa the remote and a bottle of beer "

Think he does that anyway pmsl. I need him to realize that when his wife gets back she really is the lesser of the two evils

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Depends on what he is or is not capable of doing.

Is he able bodied, mobile, sirely it was given in the job description

My apologies of I am taking this too seriously

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

lol mine is happy with a g&t and football on telly. you are welcome to sit on mine anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just give him a sofa the remote and a bottle of beer

Think he does that anyway pmsl. I need him to realize that when his wife gets back she really is the lesser of the two evils"

No one ever leaves me their husbands no idea why.

Why dont you find him all those odd jobs you have laying about.

Cali

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Depends on what he is or is not capable of doing.

Is he able bodied, mobile, sirely it was given in the job description

My apologies of I am taking this too seriously"

lolol, way too seriously

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Make sure you give him one of those doggy chew things to keep him quiet whilst youre watching a film later. Maybe give him a little scratch of his belly when the adverts are on so he doesnt feel ignored.

Then a late night walk in the park last thing and make sure he has a pee up every tree. Otherwise he'll be scratching on the door all night wanting to go out for a pee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just give him a sofa the remote and a bottle of beer

Think he does that anyway pmsl. I need him to realize that when his wife gets back she really is the lesser of the two evils

No one ever leaves me their husbands no idea why.

Why dont you find him all those odd jobs you have laying about.

Cali "
You'd suck him dry that's why ya greed feck

* cReEpS rOunD crYpt * -l-

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh and its me going there but not just yet. I think car keys and remote may have to go missing upon my arrival

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Make sure you give him one of those doggy chew things to keep him quiet whilst youre watching a film later. Maybe give him a little scratch of his belly when the adverts are on so he doesnt feel ignored.

Then a late night walk in the park last thing and make sure he has a pee up every tree. Otherwise he'll be scratching on the door all night wanting to go out for a pee..."

Im liking the idea of doggy chews

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

If this is going to be a regular thing can you take mine for a few months?

Ta

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"If this is going to be a regular thing can you take mine for a few months?

Ta "

Well it would depend on whether i survive the trial run or not. If so then its a possibility, but only cause your my friend and i know rob would be happy with a beer and the television lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"If this is going to be a regular thing can you take mine for a few months?

Ta

Well it would depend on whether i survive the trial run or not. If so then its a possibility, but only cause your my friend and i know rob would be happy with a beer and the television lol"

Fanfuckingtastic

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Depends on what he is or is not capable of doing.

Is he able bodied, mobile, sirely it was given in the job description

My apologies of I am taking this too seriously

lolol, way too seriously"

Oops lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"If this is going to be a regular thing can you take mine for a few months?

Ta

Well it would depend on whether i survive the trial run or not. If so then its a possibility, but only cause your my friend and i know rob would be happy with a beer and the television lol

Fanfuckingtastic "

only cause i know the minute you tell him its me yuor leaving him with he will have fled the country lol

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Shhhhh don't tell the other blokes this but us blokes really dislike lists of jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just give him a sofa the remote and a bottle of beer

Think he does that anyway pmsl. I need him to realize that when his wife gets back she really is the lesser of the two evils

No one ever leaves me their husbands no idea why.

Why dont you find him all those odd jobs you have laying about.

Cali You'd suck him dry that's why ya greed feck

* cReEpS rOunD crYpt * -l-"
And his brother n his brothers mate

* cReEpS rOunD cRyPt * -l-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just give him a sofa the remote and a bottle of beer

Think he does that anyway pmsl. I need him to realize that when his wife gets back she really is the lesser of the two evils"

Then just be yourself...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just give him a sofa the remote and a bottle of beer

Think he does that anyway pmsl. I need him to realize that when his wife gets back she really is the lesser of the two evils"

Then just be yourself...;-)

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Just give him a sofa the remote and a bottle of beer

Think he does that anyway pmsl. I need him to realize that when his wife gets back she really is the lesser of the two evils

Then just be yourself...;-) "

ohhhhhhhhh your getting brave mr keyboard warrior lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could literally sit on top of him and get comfy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just give him a sofa the remote and a bottle of beer

Think he does that anyway pmsl. I need him to realize that when his wife gets back she really is the lesser of the two evils

Then just be yourself...;-)

ohhhhhhhhh your getting brave mr keyboard warrior lol"

But ya wuvs me weally...

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I don't normally feel sorry for Mr Madchick but I might have a twinge of pity when she gets here.........

I did say MIGHT..... or I might not.....

Not......

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

do you not just sit on him?? use his face as a chair??

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