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"Bit of a twat "You’re not one lol you look sexy though | |||
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"Miserable, fat, ugly arse with chronic insomnia, long term depression, crippling social and performance anxiety and the charm of a socket wrench. " Perfect fabber then? | |||
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"Being far too naive. " nah your not xxx | |||
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"Masturbating far too often. " Sentenced to wearing a cock cage for three weeks  | |||
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"An incorrigible flirt who should know better "Fined thirty pence and you need to attend 10 meeting of your local Sally Army to prevent future offences | |||
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"Too nice.... like a “stepford wives” type. People think it’s fake. To those people - It’s really not, it’s who I am "My judgement is that you need to spend 5 hours a day in forums and chat rooms | |||
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"Being an anti social grumpy moo" Take happy pills to cheer you up | |||
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"Pleasuring someone else’s wife " Ahh so we have a bull Well think you should share what you have with lots more married women, in fact speak later i will pass on Mrs Heels mobile number | |||
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"Masturbating far too often. Sentenced to wearing a cock cage for three weeks "Rummages in the garage for pliers. | |||
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"Not giving a fuck! Not a single flying fuck! Infact Your Honour I planted no fucks this year so my field of fucks would be deliberately bare. Yes Your Honour I am very proud of myself "Well done, but to much self gratification isn’t good you should report to your local sex club for a good spanking | |||
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"A tart ( well Mrs KC at least ??) "Apple or raspberry?? | |||
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"Being a man tart "Oh crumbs Eat my humble pie | |||
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"A tart ( well Mrs KC at least ??)
Apple or raspberry??"Oh I do like a bit of sharp gooseberry! | |||
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"Thinking I'm a porn star after a few vodkas "  dont we all? xx | |||
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"Bit of a twat "I am a right Prick! UnMade for each other! | |||
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"Being a huge dickhead recently "Summing up my concern here is you should buy smaller sized knickers obvious to me your keep falling off purple ones around your shoes for god sake | |||
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"Being a mardy bum " Hmm in summary you plead guilty to this, but I feel you haven’t cleared your conscious, so I need you to put the tyre wrench in your shorts back in the toolbox, reflect on how bad a boy you are and do a public apology | |||
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"Causing loads of trouble on another forum, for spotting an illegal software being installed onto peoples machines. They asked for feedback "Ahh seen this before you’ve got crossed wires | |||
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"Being a huge dickhead recently
Summing up my concern here is you should buy smaller sized knickers obvious to me your keep falling off purple ones around your shoes for god sake "Hahahahaha!! Mwahh!! Kisses for you your honour! Xx | |||
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"Thinking I'm a porn star after a few vodkas " Easy on reflection I feel the fair decision would be to supply you with a daily bottle of vodka and a film crew xx | |||
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"A tart ( well Mrs KC at least ??)
Apple or raspberry??
Oh I do like a bit of sharp gooseberry! "Gooseberry and salted caramel it is then | |||
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"Thinking I'm a porn star after a few vodkas dont we all? xx" xx | |||
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"Being promiscuous "I believe my decision which is based on the facts in front of me is Join the cast of play away ( hope you rem_mber this with Brian Csnt) | |||
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"Miserable, fat, ugly arse with chronic insomnia, long term depression, crippling social and performance anxiety and the charm of a socket wrench. Perfect fabber then?" Not according to the rest of Fab. | |||
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"Constantly horny "Well it’s perfectly normal so case dismissed | |||
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"Too nice.... like a “stepford wives” type. People think it’s fake. To those people - It’s really not, it’s who I am "You can never be too nice that's what makes the world go around | |||
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"A greedy bastard and eating all the biscuits "Well that’s not Nice, I think you sell yourself shortcake, perhaps learning how to cook boiled eggs on the hobknob? | |||
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"Thinking I'm a porn star after a few vodkas Easy on reflection I feel the fair decision would be to supply you with a daily bottle of vodka and a film crew xx" my own little show...now for the cast xx | |||
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"Shameless pervert and lusting over some of the sexy men folk of Fab " Not sure that’s a crime, but I’m going to buy you some beer glasses so all the men get a look in x.. | |||
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"Constantly horny
Well it’s perfectly normal so case dismissed"Thanks you, I will continue to offend  | |||
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"Thinking I'm a porn star after a few vodkas "
But you do it so well! | |||
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"It wasn't me,a big boy did it and ran away  "That’s no excuse for exposing yourself in public!! Sentence you 10 days flashing at my house | |||
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x"In conclusion You need a tight total f@@king | |||
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"A massive flirt.. especially when bored! " Hmm after much consideration We are sending you war and peace and concise French dictionary to read Hopefully it won’t cure the boredom | |||
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"Having fat fingers, an inability to sweat, a love of pizza and a selective memory." 40 days washing dishes at Pizza Hut will cure this | |||
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
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You need a tight total f@@king"Ruling accepted. Now who will dish out my sentence? 
Peach x | |||
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"Giving absolutely no fucks The cunts can take their cuntishness elsewhere. Oh, and Santa died. No one is getting fuck all this year Soz " | |||
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"Having fat fingers, an inability to sweat, a love of pizza and a selective memory." | |||
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"Giving absolutely no fucks The cunts can take their cuntishness elsewhere. Oh, and Santa died. No one is getting fuck all this year Soz " Ho ho ho dear Thinking about your sad case I realise that you listen far too much to idle chit chat in forums, the only sentence possible would be pennants by dressing as a sexy elf and offering free hand and blow jobs to the elf’s or men dressed as elf’s Live on cam of course.. Harsh I know... | |||
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x"It should have said right Royal fucking X | |||
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x"You’ll have to wear an orange reflective while carrying out you community service, which I’m more than happy to dispense | |||
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x
It should have said right Royal fucking
X"I don't want that Prince Andrew anywhere near my vag unless he brings Harry along too 
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x
You’ll have to wear an orange reflective while carrying out you community service, which I’m more than happy to dispense "Kinky
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"To having a massive crush on Peach... " Hmm fined 50p wasting judges time Everyone knows sexwith fruit isn’t illegal other wise we would all go bananas!! Mind the judge is a bit of a fruitcake tbh | |||
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"To having zero patience towards singles guys " Great Scott!! I totally agree Three weeks in a holiday camp for 18-30 yr old lads | |||
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x
It should have said right Royal fucking
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I don't want that Prince Andrew anywhere near my vag unless he brings Harry along too
Peach x"Philip? | |||
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x
It should have said right Royal fucking
X
I don't want that Prince Andrew anywhere near my vag unless he brings Harry along too
Peach x
Philip?"For the bdsm? It's a possibility you kinky devil op! Peach x | |||
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"Thinking I'm a porn star after a few vodkas
But you do it so well! "I can't take all the credit | |||
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"Thinking I'm a porn star after a few vodkas
But you do it so well!
I can't take all the credit "Ohh but we insist lol | |||
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"Pleaser." Not guilty Due to not understanding what you’re guilty of?? | |||
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"A bit of a brat sometimes " Both of you? | |||
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"A bit of a brat sometimes Both of you?" No just me , D is just grumpy and he knows it ! | |||
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"A bit of a brat sometimes Both of you? No just me , D is just grumpy and he knows it !" Well I see Hmmm after careful consideration I sentence you both He should be stripped naked restrained in handcuffs and ankle straps a mouth gag and blindfold, then a feather duster used on his feet and other hmm places, that would stop his grumpiness !! You my dear should have the fun of either watching or administering Should there be any further, occasions that you’re both not cured of these habits call on Mistress judge Stella to administer punishment to both of you | |||
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"Not I; I’m doing a Prince Andrew and denying everything "Well that’s a right Royal fuck up!! We have decided three nights in the dungeons of kink!! | |||
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"A massive flirt.. especially when bored! Hmm after much consideration We are sending you war and peace and concise French dictionary to read Hopefully it won’t cure the boredom " | |||
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"Pleaser. Not guilty Due to not understanding what you’re guilty of??" I'm a pleaser. I do things to make other people happy even when I might not choose to do that thing myself. Nothing untoward, I have boundaries and stick to them. But say I don't have time but someone really wants to do something or needs me to do something I'll go out of my way to do it for them. Then I'm sad when it's not appreciated or reciprocated. | |||
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"Masturbating to porn that I shouldn't be watching "Tut tut tut, you must be careful it makes you blind.. Sentence is blinkers or dark glasses to be worn in conjunction with rubber gloves | |||
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"A fuckup " Now now please silence in my court!! This young man has pleaded guilty of being a total fuckup, take him outside to the crazy mirror section so he can have a good long / short/fat look at himself..4 months interned there.. It cleared me of masculinity issues Sure it’ll help you Failing that I’d start looking at alternative girly names for your new profile x | |||
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"Pleaser. Not guilty Due to not understanding what you’re guilty of?? I'm a pleaser. I do things to make other people happy even when I might not choose to do that thing myself. Nothing untoward, I have boundaries and stick to them. But say I don't have time but someone really wants to do something or needs me to do something I'll go out of my way to do it for them. Then I'm sad when it's not appreciated or reciprocated." Think we’re unanimous your in need of self deprecating therapy | |||
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"Having sex against the wall of a Police Station and almost getting caught everytime she moaned! " I know it’s embarrassing I just couldn’t help moaning so loud.. Administer three sacks of the cane | |||
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"Putting empty boxes back " Paper fetish eh? Only one sentence to give, 3 weeks wearing cardboard thongs That should cure you | |||
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"Putting empty boxes back " Oof .. you're gonna to time for that. Serious domestic crime in my house! | |||
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"Having sex against the wall of a Police Station and almost getting caught everytime she moaned! I know it’s embarrassing I just couldn’t help moaning so loud.. Administer three sacks of the cane" Thanks your honour! | |||
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"Both your eyes wide open You see the shape I'm in It wasn't of my choosing It's only bones and skin And I will plead no contest If loving you's a crime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time" I love this | |||
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"Nothing, I'm innocent your honour! " Innocent until proven guilty | |||
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"Both your eyes wide open You see the shape I'm in It wasn't of my choosing It's only bones and skin And I will plead no contest If loving you's a crime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time" To find you guilty is not for me Another judge required I’m having tea. Sorry to postpone the verdict I know you realise we’re not perfect, But sentencing those whose crime is love, Is only for the lord above.. Sorry the endings s bit cheesy | |||
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"Being so stupid and naive!! Suffering fools and all that!! "Doh!! 5 years hard labour pains | |||
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"Nothing, I'm innocent your honour! " Oooh dear delusional That’s 5 months of hard sex | |||
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
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You need a total spanking"FTFY Fuzz | |||
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"...Ham-fisted, clumsy shitlord who can't cross a room without bumping into something, knocking something over, or tripping over his own feet "Hmm you certainly made a spectacle of your self, if not you should have.. Let’s raise a glass (pair) for you | |||
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"Being wonderful and having a hairy mary "A hairy Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? Out past your knickers, down by your ankles or round the bum hole nooo Thy sentence to thee is for you to trim your tree... | |||
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"A fuckup Now now please silence in my court!! This young man has pleaded guilty of being a total fuckup, take him outside to the crazy mirror section so he can have a good long / short/fat look at himself..4 months interned there.. It cleared me of masculinity issues Sure it’ll help you Failing that I’d start looking at alternative girly names for your new profile x" Glad the death penalty is banned op | |||
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"Having a filthy mouth " See comments Mouth wash for a month | |||
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"I wonder what Prince Andrew would or will say, to this..." Path poppycock | |||
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"I wonder what Prince Andrew would or will say, to this..." I didn’t do it I was shopping in Waitrose | |||
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"The sheriff was an arse, he needed to be gone, Shooting the deputy is harsh, it would make a good song... Sentenced to Three weeks writing reggae music with bob Marley "
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"That would give away secrets.... so I’ll just say ‘no comment my lord’ "Silence and pleading no comment does not help you! The facts are not a torment My sentence due.. Keep the faith it won’t be long Sentence you to write a song All the letters you must use Alphabet sequential musical muse | |||
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