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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sexual names for cocktails. Make up some for the giggle. Yes I bored. Very bored.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sex on a bench

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Mangoo Manhattan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mangoo Manhattan"

Gave me a good giggle.

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

A Frisky Sour.

Strawberry Fuckery.

Sexpresso Martini.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Frisky Sour.

Strawberry Fuckery.

Sexpresso Martini. "

I'd love a strawberry fuckery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Frisky Sour.

Strawberry Fuckery.

Sexpresso Martini. "

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By *ncubus_969Man
over a year ago

North London

Cock sucking cowboy

Skinny bitch

Wet Pussy

Slippery Nipples

Porn Star

Golden shower

Part of my job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock sucking cowboy

Skinny bitch

Wet Pussy

Slippery Nipples

Porn Star

Golden shower

Part of my job

Wet pussy is always good

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Sausage in cider

Cocktail sausage on a stick in cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausage in cider

Cocktail sausage on a stick in cider

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The "cum on my face" when a woman orders one the barman pours a baileys, egg nog and coconut milk and throws it on her face leaving a sticky mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The "cum on my face" when a woman orders one the barman pours a baileys, egg nog and coconut milk and throws it on her face leaving a sticky mess

That would be a waste of good alcohol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"The "cum on my face" when a woman orders one the barman pours a baileys, egg nog and coconut milk and throws it on her face leaving a sticky mess

That would be a waste of good alcohol

You've made a very good point, as normal I've not thought it through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The "cum on my face" when a woman orders one the barman pours a baileys, egg nog and coconut milk and throws it on her face leaving a sticky mess

That would be a waste of good alcohol

You've made a very good point, as normal I've not thought it through

See I can be useful

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The pirate..

Serve up a good rum based cocktail and when you're serving it leave a long clear straw in it.

Let that poke them in the eye so they put a hand over it like a patch and then kick them in the shin so they hop around shouting aarrghh

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"The "cum on my face" when a woman orders one the barman pours a baileys, egg nog and coconut milk and throws it on her face leaving a sticky mess

That would be a waste of good alcohol

You've made a very good point, as normal I've not thought it through

See I can be useful

I'm sure you could be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The "cum on my face" when a woman orders one the barman pours a baileys, egg nog and coconut milk and throws it on her face leaving a sticky mess

That would be a waste of good alcohol

You've made a very good point, as normal I've not thought it through

See I can be useful

I'm sure you could be

For what is anyones guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dirty Pickle

Bend Over Mary

Chubby Chaser

Starfish Surprise

(These are actual drinks here)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"The "cum on my face" when a woman orders one the barman pours a baileys, egg nog and coconut milk and throws it on her face leaving a sticky mess

That would be a waste of good alcohol

You've made a very good point, as normal I've not thought it through

See I can be useful

I'm sure you could be

For what is anyones guess"

Let me have a think and I'll get back to you

You could be a Guinea pig for my cocktail inventions ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"The Dirty Pickle

Bend Over Mary

Chubby Chaser

Starfish Surprise

(These are actual drinks here)

Is the starfish surprise a chocolate based drink ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Dirty Pickle

Bend Over Mary

Chubby Chaser

Starfish Surprise

(These are actual drinks here)

Bend over mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum and cock

Fuzz

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Peach Fuzz is a great name for a cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The strawberry squirter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys creampie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peach Fuzz is a great name for a cocktail

I second that and it sounds delish

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Peach Fuzz is a great name for a cocktail

I second that and it sounds delish

It does indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peach Fuzz is a great name for a cocktail

I second that and it sounds delish

It does indeed

Makes me want to lick my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Fuzz is a great name for a cocktail

I second that and it sounds delish

It does indeed

Makes me want to lick my lips

Ahhh. You guys

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A French 69 instead of a French 75

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By *obertjMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I want to order a Fab Swinger..... shaken not stirred please

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Stiff through the lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to order a Fab Swinger..... shaken not stirred please"

Sounds exciting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stiff through the lips"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Dirty Pickle

Bend Over Mary

Chubby Chaser

Starfish Surprise

(These are actual drinks here)

Is the starfish surprise a chocolate based drink ?"

For some reason I knew you would ask that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to order at the bar a

"ooooo I say! Sir" straight up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like to order at the bar a

"ooooo I say! Sir" straight up "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis colada

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Penis colada "

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

No Fucking Idea

It's real and it's Australian:

1 oz Hazelnut Liqueur

1 oz Apple Schnapps

1/2 oz Sours

Old fashioned glass over ice.

Personally, I like Bellinis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No Fucking Idea

It's real and it's Australian:

1 oz Hazelnut Liqueur

1 oz Apple Schnapps

1/2 oz Sours

Old fashioned glass over ice.

Personally, I like Bellinis.

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over a year ago

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Sexual names for cocktails. Make up some for the giggle. Yes I bored. Very bored."
Penis collapser,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexual names for cocktails. Make up some for the giggle. Yes I bored. Very bored. Penis collapser,

I'll take 2 of those please

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

'Fuck LemonButterCream From Behind'

A refreshing tipple I'm sure...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Fuck LemonButterCream From Behind'

A refreshing tipple I'm sure..."

Sounds icky

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The fanny flutterer

Pint of Prosecco (with an umbrella in it to make it a cocktail) and a free cake chaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climax

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Climax "

Oh what would that involve ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stiff through the lips"

This sounds delicious

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The prince andrew

Drink a few and it gives you memory loss(selective)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The ring of fire

Tequila, jalapenos and hot sauce.

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By *evilmancoolMan
over a year ago

london

The dark and long

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Anything goes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ring of fire

Tequila, jalapenos and hot sauce."

I can think of a few people who I'd love to give this too.

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