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"Most peoples burps smell worse than my farts. Farts (unless those of people I genuinely like) are not welcome. I don't want someone's poo crystals lodged in my snotter P" And some of the buggers really do linger for a seeming eternity (I won’t even mention the horrific and torturous practice of Dutch Oven Farting) ..... | |||
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"Depends on the company you're in " And what has been recently eaten..... | |||
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"Depends on the company you're in And what has been recently eaten..... " Oh God yes | |||
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"Belching or farting? I’m leaning towards farting myself. I mean not literally leaning to have a fart but rather musing that it is more socially unacceptable. Hmmm.....discuss." Both | |||
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"Most peoples burps smell worse than my farts. Farts (unless those of people I genuinely like) are not welcome. I don't want someone's poo crystals lodged in my snotter P And some of the buggers really do linger for a seeming eternity (I won’t even mention the horrific and torturous practice of Dutch Oven Farting) ..... " B will be getting one tonight P | |||
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"I find both repugnant, but farting is definitely worse " Good job you did't have to witness some of ma Border Collies' exhalations then | |||
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"Both turn my stomach but I’d have to go with farting A question asked the other day... what is the one thing you wish wasn’t invisible? Easy the smell cloud from a fart so you can avoid it !" Ha ha - That would be excellent also in that there’d be no more room for denial from those filthy sods who let a silent but violent one fly and then adopt a look of disgust at someone else or even more unfairly - blame their dog. | |||
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"Both turn my stomach but I’d have to go with farting A question asked the other day... what is the one thing you wish wasn’t invisible? Easy the smell cloud from a fart so you can avoid it !" Can you imagine a long haul flight? You wouldn't even be able to watch the in flight movie through the smog | |||
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"Both turn my stomach but I’d have to go with farting A question asked the other day... what is the one thing you wish wasn’t invisible? Easy the smell cloud from a fart so you can avoid it ! Ha ha - That would be excellent also in that there’d be no more room for denial from those filthy sods who let a silent but violent one fly and then adopt a look of disgust at someone else or even more unfairly - blame their dog." Exactly... everyone would know even those sneaky silent ones | |||
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"Is there anything more socially repulsive than those coarse individuals who opt to stand and raise a leg whilst farting as though gaining extra torsion and power whilst doing so? Dirty bastards! " I can tell that you do it too. Welcome to my club P | |||
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"In Japan, belching is considered a compliment to the cook. I'll go with farting." Innu mythology includes Matshishkapeu (The Farting God). You guessed it, the Innuit people consider farting after a meal an expression of thanks and appreciation. You're welcome. TG | |||
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"Is there anything more socially repulsive than those coarse individuals who opt to stand and raise a leg whilst farting as though gaining extra torsion and power whilst doing so? Dirty bastards! " A woman I work with does that, all the damn time too. It’s disgusting | |||
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"In Japan, belching is considered a compliment to the cook. I'll go with farting. Innu mythology includes Matshishkapeu (The Farting God). You guessed it, the Innuit people consider farting after a meal an expression of thanks and appreciation. You're welcome. TG " I think there was also a custom in Tudor courts to fart and belch after a meal so as to show gratitude to the chef (to such an extent that it was considered rude not to) | |||
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"My boss invited me to his house for a few drinks and i farted. He said how dare you fart on front of my wife. I said sorry boss but i honestly didnt realise it was her turn. But if it makes you feel any better she can fart twice. " | |||
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"My boss invited me to his house for a few drinks and i farted. He said how dare you fart on front of my wife. I said sorry boss but i honestly didnt realise it was her turn. But if it makes you feel any better she can fart twice. " | |||
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"Both turn my stomach but I’d have to go with farting A question asked the other day... what is the one thing you wish wasn’t invisible? Easy the smell cloud from a fart so you can avoid it !" You could also see who was the guilty party! | |||
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"They are both involuntary bodily functions. Often unpleasant, but not offensive. " its not always the case though is it. Those who choose to force them onto the rest of the world are simply uncouth and should crawl back to the gutter from which they were raised. Its not funny and pretty offensive. | |||
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"Most peoples burps smell worse than my farts. Farts (unless those of people I genuinely like) are not welcome. I don't want someone's poo crystals lodged in my snotter P And some of the buggers really do linger for a seeming eternity (I won’t even mention the horrific and torturous practice of Dutch Oven Farting) ..... " I’m going to regret googling this aren’t I | |||
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