FabSwingers.com forum: Which is more socially obscene....

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Belching or farting?

I’m leaning towards farting myself. I mean not literally leaning to have a fart but rather musing that it is more socially unacceptable.

Hmmm.....discuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most peoples burps smell worse than my farts.

Farts (unless those of people I genuinely like) are not welcome. I don't want someone's poo crystals lodged in my snotter

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Most peoples burps smell worse than my farts.

Farts (unless those of people I genuinely like) are not welcome. I don't want someone's poo crystals lodged in my snotter

And some of the buggers really do linger for a seeming eternity (I won’t even mention the horrific and torturous practice of Dutch Oven Farting) .....

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Depends on the company you're in

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Depends on the company you're in

And what has been recently eaten.....

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Depends on the company you're in

And what has been recently eaten.....

Oh God yes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Belching or farting?

I’m leaning towards farting myself. I mean not literally leaning to have a fart but rather musing that it is more socially unacceptable.

Hmmm.....discuss."

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting.

Saying that, it can happen to anyone. Just the joys of human body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most peoples burps smell worse than my farts.

Farts (unless those of people I genuinely like) are not welcome. I don't want someone's poo crystals lodged in my snotter

And some of the buggers really do linger for a seeming eternity (I won’t even mention the horrific and torturous practice of Dutch Oven Farting) .....

B will be getting one tonight

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Based on the stench of some people i work with, i'd rather breathe in a cloud of ricin than one of their farts

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I find both repugnant, but farting is definitely worse

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Both turn my stomach but I’d have to go with farting

A question asked the other day... what is the one thing you wish wasn’t invisible?

Easy the smell cloud from a fart so you can avoid it !

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is there anything more socially repulsive than those coarse individuals who opt to stand and raise a leg whilst farting as though gaining extra torsion and power whilst doing so? Dirty bastards!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Airplane travel makes wind more likely but I'd assume anal leaking to be less accepted overall

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I find both repugnant, but farting is definitely worse "
Good job you did't have to witness some of ma Border Collies' exhalations then

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

In Japan, belching is considered a compliment to the cook.

I'll go with farting.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Both turn my stomach but I’d have to go with farting

A question asked the other day... what is the one thing you wish wasn’t invisible?

Easy the smell cloud from a fart so you can avoid it !"

Ha ha - That would be excellent also in that there’d be no more room for denial from those filthy sods who let a silent but violent one fly and then adopt a look of disgust at someone else or even more unfairly - blame their dog.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Both turn my stomach but I’d have to go with farting

A question asked the other day... what is the one thing you wish wasn’t invisible?

Easy the smell cloud from a fart so you can avoid it !"

Can you imagine a long haul flight? You wouldn't even be able to watch the in flight movie through the smog

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for farting. But got to admit the "pull my finger" trick always makes me chuckle.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Both turn my stomach but I’d have to go with farting

A question asked the other day... what is the one thing you wish wasn’t invisible?

Easy the smell cloud from a fart so you can avoid it !

Exactly... everyone would know even those sneaky silent ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything more socially repulsive than those coarse individuals who opt to stand and raise a leg whilst farting as though gaining extra torsion and power whilst doing so? Dirty bastards! "

I can tell that you do it too. Welcome to my club

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"In Japan, belching is considered a compliment to the cook.

I'll go with farting."

Innu mythology includes Matshishkapeu (The Farting God).

You guessed it, the Innuit people consider farting after a meal an expression of thanks and appreciation.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything more socially repulsive than those coarse individuals who opt to stand and raise a leg whilst farting as though gaining extra torsion and power whilst doing so? Dirty bastards! "

A woman I work with does that, all the damn time too. It’s disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all good when you are doing it yourself lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"In Japan, belching is considered a compliment to the cook.

I'll go with farting.

Innu mythology includes Matshishkapeu (The Farting God).

You guessed it, the Innuit people consider farting after a meal an expression of thanks and appreciation.

You're welcome.

I think there was also a custom in Tudor courts to fart and belch after a meal so as to show gratitude to the chef (to such an extent that it was considered rude not to)

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

My boss invited me to his house for a few drinks and i farted.

He said how dare you fart on front of my wife.

I said sorry boss but i honestly didnt realise it was her turn.

But if it makes you feel any better she can fart twice.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My boss invited me to his house for a few drinks and i farted.

He said how dare you fart on front of my wife.

I said sorry boss but i honestly didnt realise it was her turn.

But if it makes you feel any better she can fart twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts everytime. The silent ones are most offensive. If you're gonna fart at least be honest and not sneaky about it!

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Belching for me, we often play the ninja I'm going to fart on you game with the small people

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My boss invited me to his house for a few drinks and i farted.

He said how dare you fart on front of my wife.

I said sorry boss but i honestly didnt realise it was her turn.

But if it makes you feel any better she can fart twice.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

At least a burp (some) people put their hand over their mouth... ad opposed to a fart whereby they seem to grab handfuls of the offensive gas to sniff or throw around.

Farts offend me much more, although I suppose everybody does it, I find it offensive.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Belching I frown upon unless you have sufficient oomph to form the word "bollocks" with it.

Farting, on the other hand, is never not funny.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Both turn my stomach but I’d have to go with farting

A question asked the other day... what is the one thing you wish wasn’t invisible?

Easy the smell cloud from a fart so you can avoid it !"

You could also see who was the guilty party!

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

They are both involuntary bodily functions. Often unpleasant, but not offensive.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"They are both involuntary bodily functions. Often unpleasant, but not offensive. "
its not always the case though is it. Those who choose to force them onto the rest of the world are simply uncouth and should crawl back to the gutter from which they were raised. Its not funny and pretty offensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have to go for a tooty from the booty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do either

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

It depends someone burping who has halitosis is awful.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don't do either "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most peoples burps smell worse than my farts.

Farts (unless those of people I genuinely like) are not welcome. I don't want someone's poo crystals lodged in my snotter

And some of the buggers really do linger for a seeming eternity (I won’t even mention the horrific and torturous practice of Dutch Oven Farting) .....

I’m going to regret googling this aren’t I

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A double whammy...farting whist belching.

Out of the 2, farting. Someone's stinking my space out.

Just no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thing is all of has have done it. But doing it in front of others is bad. Its just a body function. Why the cutting remarks?

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Depends which end is facing me when they do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could there not be a device invented -like the carbon monoxide detector-which sniffs the hydrogen sulphide content and automatically gusts out a neutralising smell... pine, lavender, cherry blossoms....?

Surely a huge market for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a restaurant once when my son was maybe 6 or 7 he burped, not really loudly but they may have heard it at the next table. I opened my mouth to remind him about manners and he declared "my compliments to the chef!"

You known when you're meant to be telling them off but you just can't stop laughing? Yeah, that

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