FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me something interesting about yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is not fab related or sexual.

I have a love heart shaped uterus. So that’s sort of cool, in a way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small scar on my middle finger of my left hand, all 3 of my children were born with a freckle in the same spot. -Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was part of a humanitarian aid mission to help the Philippines, following the typhoon disaster in 2013.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I have a shunt.. not that interesting but quite funny when trying to go through an airport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once interviewed by ant and dec and had them in hysterics

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By *outhbourneoldieMan
over a year ago

southbourne

I have a new knee which makes going through any form of security interesting !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my advanced driving test and have set a sub 10 minute lap time in a Nissan GTR around the Nurburgring.

I can also make stuff up to make me look interesting(for a thread)

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I've got d*unk with Prince Harry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to weigh almost 17 stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had an arguement with a 747 and won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a full total abdominal hysterectomy with ovaries, tubes and cervix removal due to unfortunate circumstances......but feel absolutely amazing

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"I have a shunt.. not that interesting but quite funny when trying to go through an airport."

My ex is a shunt. Hence the ex bit

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I used to wake up in one Country and go to School in another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have my advanced driving test and have set a sub 10 minute lap time in a Nissan GTR around the Nurburgring.

I can also make stuff up to make me look interesting(for a thread)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born with tortocollis

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I have a shunt.. not that interesting but quite funny when trying to go through an airport.

My ex is a shunt. Hence the ex bit"

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I have double-jointed thumbs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've been a contestant on 2 quiz shows , and have applied for more

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By *trangeBrew75Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

I have a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have killed before and will again

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I can do a detailed autopsy on a fish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a full total abdominal hysterectomy with ovaries, tubes and cervix removal due to unfortunate circumstances......but feel absolutely amazing

Me too....hystersisters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an IQ of 133.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I have a shunt.. not that interesting but quite funny when trying to go through an airport."

I have one of these

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By *uriousMe2018Couple
over a year ago

Aldershot

My hubby used to work with Osama Bin Ladens brother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play 7 instruments and I plan to keep learning more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have stroked a grey whale and her calf in a lagoon in Mexico.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

[Removed by poster at 18/09/19 09:47:46]

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

I can do the last layer of the Rubik’s cube ( the hardest bit), behind my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lived close by to and went to school with Paul Weller.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I have a shunt.. not that interesting but quite funny when trying to go through an airport.

I have one of these

Hahaha!! Shunt friends!

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By *erdycouplCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Helped build part of disneyland(Paris)

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Played football with Robbie Williams once....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up one morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up one morning.

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with this leg full of creases

I said call that a leg your joking come on mum

If i wanna play football

I need a leg thats decent

So she prescribed extra time

A diet thats wize and a bit of diddley dum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was invited to join Mensa x

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

Bradley Walsh punched me in the face at Newcastle airport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was invited to join Mensa x "
so was i oh wait sorry i thought you said menston that was the nearest nut home as a kid

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By *elshmuzzyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I helped build the world's longest aircraft

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I'm a prize winning gardener

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I don't have any fillings and all my natural adult teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to weigh almost 17 stone. "
omg well done that’s amazing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 38 first cousins and over 100 second cousins.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I grew a 2nd set of adult teeth when I was 15

Surgery to remove them, had to remove part of my jaw too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did once hack a bank system and for 30 minutes or so had a 9 figure account balance, before putting it back and showing my bosses how it was done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right foot is a size 11 and my left foot is a size 9

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's a bit geeky, but - I'm a stormtrooper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been married 3 times! .....bad picker...last ones a keeper

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’ve a scar on my middle finger that makes it look like a clit

. Honest im been truthful for once

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By *aughtyGentleman43Man
over a year ago

copthorne

I once dated a member of a 90s girlband

Also played football at Wembley twice and lifted the FA Cup on both occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ran over myself with my own tractor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been awake since 4.40 am yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was almost hit by Prince William's driver while crossing a street in St Andrews once, while prince William was sat in the passenger seat. My fault for not looking

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I enjoy latin dancing, Argentine Tango and I can speak 4 languages

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

I have a rubber ducky collection. My boss collects toilet paper rolls ("for a friend").

We help each other out as much as we can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Mrs **** the fourth

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have a rubber ducky collection. My boss collects toilet paper rolls ("for a friend").

We help each other out as much as we can."

And you collect pint glasses, full ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a contestant on the Ice Warriors tour.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"I have a rubber ducky collection. My boss collects toilet paper rolls ("for a friend").

We help each other out as much as we can.

And you collect pint glasses, full ones.

Shhhh. I'm a reformed character these days. I leave my glasses at the bar.

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

"I have my advanced driving test and have set a sub 10 minute lap time in a Nissan GTR around the Nurburgring.

I can also make stuff up to make me look interesting(for a thread)

lol Gran turismo

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

My left penis is slightly longer than the right one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak to the dead

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I occasionally wear trousers in public on Mondays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been married 3 times! .....bad picker...last ones a keeper"

Same..18yrs now christ knows how he puts up with me!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can lip read. May have said that on a few threads now x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can speak to the dead"

You'll fit in OK here then.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm living proof that IQ tests are fallible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work as a close up magician for a few years

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I have 5 Eeeees in my title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got approached by the security services at uni but didn’t go because I thought it was a wind up

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I wiped out all the dinosaurs.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We have both sung in concerts at the Royal Albert Hall.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I once dated an England footballer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a natural red head

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

I've got a birthmark on my willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 14 keffiyehs and and 6 shemagh bit narcissistic like that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was almost hit by Prince William's driver while crossing a street in St Andrews once, while prince William was sat in the passenger seat. My fault for not looking

Bad!!!! St Andrews is the worst for folk just crossing the road. Can’t drive through there (and I live there) without severe road rage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wiped out all the dinosaurs. "

Bastard

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

I was a friend of a bloke who knew a woman whos sister had served a chap in Greggs who had met a girl who had once been on a date with a guy whos brother worked as a labourer for an old bloke who was auditioned for a part in Coronation Street in 1968.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a result of a student festival sex adventure

now can see funny side of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just realised my mind didn't manage to escape sexual connotation.. so try no 2.

I have tattoos inspired by Aronofsky movies.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

i think VAR is pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My left testicle is slightly bigger than....the other two.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I own the world's oldest working Sinclair ZX81 computer and a camera from 1899 (also working).

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I own the world's oldest working Sinclair ZX81 computer

How do you know ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I’ve got Suzi Quattro’s 1979 Trans Am hand book.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I've been bitten by a penguin.

Dermot O'Leary has touched my bum

(The 2 are unrelated)

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Buster from the great train robbery used to give me flowers every weekend

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I own the world's oldest working Sinclair ZX81 computer

How do you know ?"

The ROM is dated March 1981 (launch month) and nobody in any of the Sinclair user groups knows of one earlier than May 1981 still working... And that has a ROM patch to cure the 81's early issues with square roots. Mine has the original klutzed ROM and is among the first in production.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I've met Indian royalty and worked with an African king.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I own the world's oldest working Sinclair ZX81 computer

How do you know ?

Wow

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've met Indian royalty and worked with an African king. "
Was it King Jaffu Jaffar from Zamunda ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a ragworm farmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an IQ of 133."

You beat me by 1!

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"I have an IQ of 133.

You beat me by 1!"

your IQ is 33?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I own the world's oldest working Sinclair ZX81 computer

How do you know ?

Wow"

It's set up in my living room, still regularly used. I even have a modern 32K RAM pack and SD card reader for it. Hoping it makes it to 40 years old working in 2021

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By *orkshire JohnMan
over a year ago

keighley/Bradford

I play the Bass Guitar and the Trumpet, which means i'm good with my fingers and my tongue!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Was a singer on the clubs for 26 years

Suppose some might think that’s interesting

Xxxx

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By *orkshire JohnMan
over a year ago

keighley/Bradford

"Was a singer on the clubs for 26 years

Suppose some might think that’s interesting

Xxxx"

I gigged not that long ago at the Welfare miners club in rotherham

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Welcome back queenie, congrats on the kid

Something interesting... oh, I broke my little finger when a pony I was riding got spooked during a canter and it decided to squeeze beneath a single wire fence

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Genuinely don’t know how to cut and paste

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"Genuinely don’t know how to cut and paste

Genuinely don’t know how to cut and paste

me either

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

I have a tongue tie

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

I'm a shoe snob

I find it hard to get nice ones I like the look of.

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

I’ve met the Queen in Buckingham palace

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"I have a tongue tie "

is that like an ear necklace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an IQ of 133.

You beat me by 1!

your IQ is 33?"

Haha

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

"I have a tongue tie

is that like an ear necklace?"

No it’s skin that’s keeps the tongue attached to the bottom of my mouth everyone had them but usually snaps after birth

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I know how to sex tarantulas by looking at their molts. Possibly my least useful skill.

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"I know how to sex tarantulas by looking at their molts. Possibly my least useful skill. "

Do you search for lost artifacts in the hidden jungles of Peru?

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

I used to DJ in the clubs in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the ability to....um....uh.........

Aaand C is very artistic and musically minded

S(m)

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I know how to sex tarantulas by looking at their molts. Possibly my least useful skill.

Do you search for lost artifacts in the hidden jungles of Peru?"

No, but that does sound like it would be more fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have far to many hobbies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tongue tie

is that like an ear necklace?

No it’s skin that’s keeps the tongue attached to the bottom of my mouth everyone had them but usually snaps after birth "

I have that too x

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I’ve competed in 2 world championships

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By *anson44Man
over a year ago

bristol

I once got rescued from a public toilet by the fire brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I collect spores moulds and fungus

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Make my own cider..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As far as I know I’m the only Polarbear born in Southern Africa

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"We have both sung in concerts at the Royal Albert Hall. "

I've done that too, at least 6 times, back in the 1970's.

I've also sung in Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris, plus in La Scala Opera House in Milan.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I had 2 home births, one against medical advice.

I home educate one of my kids who has SEN and was bullied so badly that he refused to attend school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am watching 'unbelievable' on Netflix.

I absolutely love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can speak to the dead"
but do they delete the message or message back tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While I was on the train from euston to go watch a liverpool footy game against Chelsea i was fortunate to meet the principle owner of liverpool football club couple months after he took over who was sitting in first class with his wife and children. As a diehard liverpool fan was an amazing moment for me to get to speak to him even if was for a few minutes

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"I once ran over myself with my own tractor. "

Are you Brian Harvesty?

I apologise in advance for this terrible pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got man flu

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I know how to sex tarantulas by looking at their molts. Possibly my least useful skill. "

The males have boxing glove like structures at the ends of two of their legs right?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

I've sung a duet with Bryan Adams

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I once ordered a unicycle to ride around base. It was a training establishment and they said students couldn't ride bicycles as they couldn't salute officers.

#loopholes..

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ve been interviewed on Too Gear

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I kissed Sara Cox

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I’ve been interviewed on Too Gear

Met Richard hammond and the stig when they raced the Bugatti against the typhoon. I was friends with the pilot who flew that race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I travel the world as an Irish man teaching Scottish Bagpipes, all expenses paid.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was once in a queue to buy a a train ticket between Arthur Scargill and Jimmy Savile

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I have more post-nominals than some alphabets have letters.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I was once in a queue to buy a a train ticket between Arthur Scargill and Jimmy Savile"

That sounds very uncomfortable

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I've just had a full total abdominal hysterectomy with ovaries, tubes and cervix removal due to unfortunate circumstances......but feel absolutely amazing

Me too....hystersisters!"

Me 3! Except I've still got my ovaries! Welcome to the no womb crew!

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I was once in a queue to buy a a train ticket between Arthur Scargill and Jimmy Savile"

Weirdly, I have seen Jimmy Saville, or someone that looks exactly like the dead bastard (rear view only) running close to my home twice in the last week.

Long silvery hair, headband and track suit.

No sign of Arthur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the same room as Ariana Grande on Tuesday night

Mrs

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I called John Major a prat on ITV back in 1997.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I own and drive both 21' and 19' Shetland cabin cruisers... But still haven't passed a driving test for a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adolf hitler took many a life but if it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t be here today, all thanks to a horny desert rat and a desperate German seeking allied cock.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I was one of the first people in the UK to have a particular type of implant in my spine. I've never met anyone else with it or come across a gp who's heard of it.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I was once in a queue to buy a a train ticket between Arthur Scargill and Jimmy Savile

Weirdly, I have seen Jimmy Saville, or someone that looks exactly like the dead bastard (rear view only) running close to my home twice in the last week.

Long silvery hair, headband and track suit.

I used to often see him out jogging. He always wore a golden tracksuit and was surrounded by a posse of fit young men who wore tiny shorts and no tops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can catch darts with my forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just booked up to do my first marathon with my 18 year old daughter for a great charity Teenage kids with cancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am .......::the resurrection ?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I have a valve behind my ear and when it works I can hear the fluid run through...

Gross yes. But cool as I'm part terminator.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

At school I was shot in the chest with an air rifle.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"At school I was shot in the chest with an air rifle. "

Discipline was so much more effective in those days. I bet you got your spellings right after that though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a dead body whilst walking my dog

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

I will only buy PG Tips Tea Bags when they include the Free Toy/Teddy Chimpanzee.....

Otherwise I don’t realky drink PG Tips tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At school I was shot in the chest with an air rifle.

Discipline was so much more effective in those days. I bet you got your spellings right after that though..."

Bring back the good old days

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I was one of the first people in the UK to have a particular type of implant in my spine. I've never met anyone else with it or come across a gp who's heard of it."

Dr Octavius I presume?

Dunno....

I played a gig with biffy clyro probably the biggest band.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I found a dead body whilst walking my dog "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I wonder why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be back

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I know how to sex tarantulas by looking at their molts. Possibly my least useful skill.

The males have boxing glove like structures at the ends of two of their legs right?"

Mature males will have 'boxing glove' pedipalps after they've loaded them up from their sperm webs. Many species of tarantula also have tibial hooks in mature males. But you can sex them from fairly young by looking at their molts to see the presence/absence of spermathecae between the book lungs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be back "

Good fact

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I witnessed a man die of a heart attack at my school swimming pool. The lifeguard wrapped my towel around his abdomen on an attempt to keep in warmth.

My cousin then taunted me "your towel was wrapped around a dead man's bollocks".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a 12 hour operation for cancer 5 years ago and now its back feeling low

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I witnessed a man die of a heart attack at my school swimming pool.

Was this the same day at school you got shot in the chest ?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I witnessed a man die of a heart attack at my school swimming pool.

Was this the same day at school you got shot in the chest ?"

Thankfully not. The shooting was a couple of years later. And lead to the shooter also being found out as the person stealing musical instruments and selling them to a local music shop.

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